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koubeichaogaodeduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《weihunfurangwogengoubanhunli，woshafengle》，guyuxiehuaizhougumingshanshijuqingfazhanlibukaideguanjianjiaose，wucuobanjuqingmiaoshu：”neilianggexiaohunhunduishiyiyan，xiaoxixideshuo：“baobei，fanzhengwomenshijingjuchangkele。”suihou，qizhongyigexiaohunhunchaowopuguolai，lingyigenachushouji，manyou……

精彩章节

1hegoujiehunjiehunneitian，yijingkuaidaozhongwule，weihunfuyizhimeilaijieqin。wochuanzhehunshadengzaimenkou，

haorongyikandaohunche。keshicongcheshangxialaide，queshiyitiaochuanzhexizhuangdegou。qianzhegoude，shiweihunfudechulian，

baiweiwei。taxiaozheshuo：“woyongtaluopaibangguyugegesuanguole，hunliyishihuijitadailaieyun。

suoyiguyugegejueding，yongzheitiaogoudaititajuxingyishi。”wokuzhezhiwenweihunfu，

weihunfuqueshuo：“zheitiaogoushiwocongxiaoyangdaodade，qingtongshouzu。”“zhishirangtatiwojiehuneryi，

youbushitiworudongfang。”woxiangpopodadianhuagaozhuang，popoquejuedewoduoshi。

tabunaifandeshuo：“niruguozhendexihuanguyu，jiubuyinggairangtamaoxian。”“weiweidezhanbushuoyoueyun，

nijiuningkexinqiyou，bukexinqiwuba。”xinhuiyilengzhihou，wozhuanjiazhuiqiuwoshiniandexiehuaizhou。

dezhixiaoxideweihunfuyijiaquejifengle。…………jiehunneitian，yijingkuaiyaodaozhongwule，guyuhaimeiyoulumian。

jishizaojiuyijingguole，genbenmeiyourenlaijieqin。genzhuang、sheying，yidaqunrendoumianmianxiangqu，

yiliantongqingdekanzhewo。woshenzhitingdaoyourenqieqiesiyushuo：“xinlangbuhuitaohunleba？

”woyiliangangadezoudaomenkou，xiangyuanfangtiaowang。keshiyiranmeiyoukandaohunche。wojiguyudaqudianhua。

kejiedianhuadequeshiyigenvren：“zhixiajiejiedengzhejilema？zhenshiduibuqi，womenmashangdao。

”womeitoujinzhou：“nishishei？guyuni？rangtashuohua。”duifangquemeiyouhuidawodewenti，

ershixiaoxixideshuodao：“fangxinba，wokendingbaguyugegepingansongdao。”suihou，dianhuabeiguaduanle。

woyouboda，zheicimeirenjiele。zaiboda，yijingguanjile。woshouzuwucuodezhanzaimenkou，xinliqishangbaxiade。

zheishihou，hunchedaole。woyoujingyouxi，tizhehunsha，caizhegaogenxieyingleshangqu。keshichemendakai，

yitiaobanrengaodelanggoucuanlexialai。wohedejianjiaoleyisheng，xianghoutuideshihoushuaidaole，hunshadousipole。

ranhou，wotingdaoyizhenxiaosheng。baiweiweicongcheshangtiaoxialai，lazheneitiaogoushuo：“duibuqiazhixiajie，

gangcaiwowangjilagoushengle。”neitiaogouyizhichongwociya，bushikuangfeijisheng，wogenbenbuganhetaduishi。suihou，

guyucongcheshangxialaile。wojingyadefaxian，tagenbenmeiyouchuanjiehundelifu，chuandeshibianzhuang。

wolazhetashuo：“guyu，kuaigenwoquhuanyifu。”guyuqueshuo：“xianshangcheba，shijianlaibujile。

dengdaolehunlixianchang，nibangwojieshiyixia，jiushuolushangduchedanwule。”wozuoshangche，

quefaxianguyumeiyougenzheshanglai。wochayidehuitou，zhenghaokanjianbaiweiweijiangneitiaogousaijinlai。

neitiaodagoujihupudaowoshenshang，wohedejianjiaoleyisheng，dakaichementaolexiaqu。guyuyixiahuole。

danshitadehuobushichongbaiweiweifade，ershichongwofade。tazhizhewoshuo：“shenzhixia！nizenmehuishi？

buxiangshangchele？”woshuo：“zheishiwomendehunchea，chulesiji，cheshangzhinengyouxinlanghexinniang。

weishenmeyaodaiyitiaogoushanglai？”baiweiweiyilianweixiaozheshuo：“zhixiajie，jintiantajiushinidexinlanga。

hunchenimenliangzuo。”“woheguyugegezuozaidierliangcheshang。”wodouhuaiyiwotingcuole。

woyilianzhenjingdekanxiangguyu：“jintiandexinlang，shizheitiaogou？”guyubunaifandedianlediantou。

wobeifendeshuodao：“neinini？woyaojiaderenbushinima？”guyushuo：“weiweiyongtaluopaibangwosuanguole，

juxinghunli，huijiwodailaieyun。suoyiranggoudaitiwoba。”“zheitiaogouwocongxiaoyangdaoda，

keyishuoqingtongshouzu。yongtazuowodetishen，youshenmebutuoma？”“zhixia，nipingshibushitingdongshidema？

nitiliangwoyixiazenmele？”woyaoqiyunle：“guyu！jiuyinweiwodongshi，suoyiniyaozheiyangqifuwoma？

”“tiandixiayouzheiyangdexinniangma？youhegoujiehundexinniangma？”“nizhidaowoduizheichanghunliyouduoqidai，

niyezhidaowoduoaini。”“nizenmerenxin，rangwochengweisuoyourendexiaobing？

”2juewangzhongdejiushuwoyueshuoyueshangxin，zuihouwuzhelianwuwudekuleqilai。

baiweiweizaipangbianxiaoxinyiyideshuo：“zhixiajiejie，qishihunlijiushigexingshieryi。

”“nimeibiyaoweilezheigekeyoukewudexingshi，guyirangguyugegechengdaneyunba。

”“nandaoniningyuanrangguyugegeshoudaoshanghai，yeyaomanzunidexurongxinma？”guyuyitingzheihua，

kanwodeyanshenjiugenglengmole：“shenzhixia，nidaodiaibuaiwo？”saoraowotaiqitoulai，

renzhendekanzheguyu：“niaiwoma？niruguoaiwo，huizheiyangxiuruwoma？”zheishihou，guyudeshoujixiangle。

popozaidianhualingyibianshuo：“zenmehaimeihuilai？kerenmendoudengzhejile。”guyushuo：“shenzhixiabukenzou。

”popodunshijiuzhale，dashengshuo：“badianhuajita。”wojieguodianhuahaimeishuohua，

popojiuzailingyibiandashengxunchiwo：“shenzhixia，nizheishicongnaxuelaidechoumaobing？”“hunchedoudaole，

kaishinaqiaole？kaishiyaojiale？”“wogaosuni，womengujiasuiranyouqian，danshiyejueduibudangyuandatou。

nibukenjia，youdeshirenpaidui。”wolianmangjieshishuo：“bushide。shiguyuhebaiweiweizhaolaileyitiaogou，

yaowohegoubanyishi。”poposhigehenchuantongderen。woyiweitahuizuzhiguyu，

sheizhidaotaqingmiaodanxiedeshuo：“wozaojiuzhidaole。”“weiweizhanbuchulai，guyubanhunlihuiyoueyun。

zheizhongshi，ningkexinqiyou，bukexinqiwu，jiuranggoudaitiba。”“nijiranjiajiwoerzi，

jiudeweiwoerzizhexiang。biezhengtianmeishizhaoshi。”dianhuabeiguaduanle。woshale。

guyulengxiaoleyisheng：“haibukuaishangche？”wokanzhecheshangneitiaogou，yaoleyaotou。guyushuo：“bushangsuanle。

”talazhebaiweiweishuo：“womenzou。”baiweiweixiaoshengshuo：“guyugege，nibubanhunlile？

”tadeshengyinmanshihuanxi。guyudandandeshuo：“bankendingshiyaobande。jiranshenzhixiayaozuo，

neitajiuzijidacheguolaiba。”baiweiweishuo：“keshiwokanzhixiajiejiehaoxiangbuxiangjiehunle。

”guyutouguochechuangkanlewoyiyan，chaofengdeshuo：“bujiehun？tashedema？

guoyihuitajiuhuihouzhelianpiguolaile。”suihou，cheduikaizoule。womomochuilei。

suoyourendoujuedewoshebudezheichanghunli。baokuoguyuyeshizheiyangrenwei。zhiyinweiguyushigujiadejichengren，

shihaomenkuoshaoye。erwoshigebeiguyeyeshouyangdegunv。kanqilai，wogaopanleguyu，zaisuoyourendexiangxiangzhong，

woyinggaishijingbajiezhegujia，fudizuoxiao，buganfangqifanshendejihui。keshimeirenzhidao，

dangchushiguyeyekekeqiqibawoqingdaogujiade，suoweishouyang，zhishiduiwaideshuofabale。erqie，

dangchushiguyuxiangwobuduandexianyinqin，meiciguangjietadouzhudongpeizhewo，meiyitiaoxinxitadoumiaohui，

wodexihaotadoujizaixinli。wobeitagandong，caidayingjiajitade。kewomeixiangdao，taqiuhunchenggonghou，

jingranhuizheiyangbianlian。ta……yinggaigenbenmeiyouaiguowoba。zheishihou，genzhuang、sheyingzouguolai，

xiaoxinyiyideshuo：“shen**，women……”wokuxiaoleyisheng，shuodao：“nimenxianhuiquba，

weikuanwohuidadaonimenzhanghushang。wodehunli，quxiaole。”tamenmomodidianlediantou，tongqingdekanlewoyiyan，

ranhoulikaile。wotanlekouqi，dasuanhuijiabahunshahuanxialai。kewoganggangzoudaomenkou，

pangbianjiuchuanlaiyizhenhongmingsheng。woniutou，kanjianyiliangmotuochexiangwochongguolai。woheleyitiao，xianghoutuileyibu。

motuocheyigejichache，youlianggexiaohunhuntiaolexialai。tamenxiaoxixideshuo：“meinv，

chuanzhehunshaxiangyouhuosheia？”woyoujingyounu，shuodao：“qingmashanglikai，buranwobaojingle。

”neilianggexiaohunhunduishiyiyan，xiaoxixideshuo：“baobei，fanzhengwomenshijingjuchangkele。”suihou，

qizhongyigexiaohunhunchaowopuguolai，lingyigenachushouji，manyouyoudeluxiang。woyibianpao，yibianjiaojiuming，

keshizhouweigenbenmeiyouren。wochuanzhegaogenxie，genbenpaobukuai，henkuaibeixiaohunhundudaoleqiangjiao。

wonulidetuikaixiaohunhun，keshitadeliqidadehen，shenshoujiuyaobawodehunshasixialai。jiuzaizheiguanjianshike，

yougegaodaderenyinglenglengdeshuo：“zhushou。”neilianggexiaohunhunlengleyixia。haibudengtamenfanyingguolai，

neirenjiuyongjikuaidesudu，jiangtamendadaole。wozheishihoucairenchulai，jiuwoderenshixiehuaizhou。

3hunlibiannaojuwozouguoqu，youxiegandongdeshuo：“xiexieni，xinghaonijishigandao。

”xiehuaizhouyaoleyaotou：“wobushijishigandao，woqishiyizhidouzai。”yijuhua，rangwoleiruquanyong。

xiehuaizhouhewocongxiaorenshi，womenliangjiashishijiao。dangchuwojuedingjiajiguyudeshihou，tahedemingdingdazui，

jiwodadianhuashuo，tabuhuizaidaraowo，danshihuiyongyuandengzhewo。woyiweijintiantabuhuilai，

meixiangdaotayizhizaimomodiguanzhuzhewo。xiaohunhunbeidapaole，xiehuaizhouzhunbeilikai。

wojiaozhuta：“wojintianjiehun，quegexinlang，niyouxingquma？”xiehuaizhoudeshenzizhandouleyixia。

danshitazhuanguoshenlaideshihou，lianshangqueshiguzuoqingsongdexiaorong：“wozheigexinlang，shixiaoshigonghaishi**？

”woxiaole：“zhongshen，quanzhi。”xiehuaizhouyanjingzhongluchukuangxi：“yuanyi，yuanyi。

”taxiangshidanxinwofanhuiside，bawolashangtadeche，fenfusiji：“yongzuikuaidesuduquminzhengju！

”woyouxieyihuodekanzhexiehuaizhou：“nidaizhengjianle？”xiehuaizhourenzhendediantou：“wosuishizhunbeiquni。

”bihundaoleminzhengju，zhidaolingzhengjieshu，xiehuaizhoucaisongleyikouqi。zheiyilushang，tadoudanxinwofanhui。

congminzhengjuchulai，wokanzhejiehunzhengshangdehongsefengmian，huranyouxiegankai。wobahenxihuanxiehuaizhou，

cengjingxiangwotiguohaojici。kewoneishihouxinsibuzaizheishangmian，yizhijujue。wofumozhejiehunzheng，

dishengshuo：“ruguowobanengkandaojiuhaole。”xiehuaizhoudishengshuo：“shenbobohaimeiyouxiaoxima？

”wongleyisheng：“shia，yijingshizongsannianle。”sannianqian，womazaiguowaichulechehuo，yiwaishenwang。

wobadaizherenquguowaidiaocha，jieguoyiwaishizongle，zaiyelianxibushang。guyeyedanxinwonianqing，

beixiarenqifumengbi，qingwozaigujiaxiaozhu，dengwobadexiaoxi。meixiangdaozheiyidengjiushisannian。

erwoyechadianchenglegujiadeerxifu。jiuzaizheishihou，pangbianyougedaiyanjingdenanshengjicongcongzouchulai，

buxiaoxinzhuangdaolexiehuaizhou，shouzhongdekafei，zhenghaosazaitayifushang。nanshengyilianzize，huangluandedaoqian。

xiehuaizhourenfengxishijingshenshuang，xiaolexiao：“meiguanxi。”taduiwoshuo：“nidengwoyixia，

woquxishoujianchuliyixia。”wodianlediantou。dangxiehuaizhoucongcongzoujinquzhihou，

huranyoujigenanrenxiangwoweileguolai。woheleyitiao，zhuanshenyaobikai，sheizhidaoneixienanrenquechongshanglai，

yibaqianzhulewodegebo。woyaojiaoren，tamenyanjishoukuaiwuzhulewodezui。worenchulai，

qizhongyigeshiguyudebaobiao。tajiguyudalegedianhua：“guzong，womenzhaodaoshen**le，

mashangdaitaquhunlixianchang。”guyungleyisheng：“kuaiyidian。”xiayimiao，wobeisaijinlecheli。banxiaoshihou，

wozaihunlixianchangjiandaoleguyu。guyulengzhelianshuo：“shenzhixia，nihaizhenbudasuanlaile？

”“jiuyinweiyitiaogou，nijiuyaofangqiwomendehunli？”“woxianzaiduinibujinshiwang，erqieshangxin。

”zheishihou，gumuzouchulai，duiguyushuo：“kerenmendoudengzhejile，mashangjuxingyishi，daitajinqu。

”jingguowoshenbiandeshihou，gumuyouhenglewoyiyang：“shenzhixia，nizhenshitaibudongshile，daxiderizi，

juranbasuoyourenliangzaizheiliyigeduoxiaoshi。”“dengjiewanhun，wodehaohaojinililiguiju。

”guyuhuilehuishou，lianggebaobiaoyazhewoxianglitangzouqu。wozhengzhazheshuo：“guyu，woyijinghenimeiguanxile，

wojiajibierenle。”guyuxiangshikan**yiyangkanzhewo：“shenzhixia，nisazheizhonghuangyouyisima？

”“nizaihunlishangzheiyangnao，zhudingshenmedoudebudao，zhihuirangwoyaneni。”“woquannizhiquyidianba，

buyaosiyixiaohaowoduinideai。”wobeitamentuozhejinlelitang。zailitangmenkou，wokanjianyizhangdafuhaibao。

shangmianyinzhewodezhaopian，pangbianhaiyouyitiaodaheigou。xiamianyouyixingzi：shenzhixiayudahei，xijielianli。dahei，

jiushiguyuneitiaogou。zheiyijingchenglejiudiandeyifuqijing，wokanjianhenduorenzhanzaihaibaopangbianpaizhaodaka，

xingchongchongdefadaowangshang。baiweiweizouguolai，xiaoxixideshuo：“zhixiajiejie，zhaopianshiwozuode，nixihuanma？

”wohendeyaoyaqiechi。keshiguyuquemeiyoulihuiwo，yigejingdecuicubaobiao，jiangwotuojinlitang。litangdangzhong，

binkemenfenfenkanxiangwo，yanshenzhizhong，chongmanlebiyi。wotingdaoyourenxiaoshengshuo：“zheigeshenzhixia，

zhenshibuzhidaozijijijinjilianga。”“daxiderizi，jurannaqiao。zheizhongnvrenyepeijingujiama？

”haiyourenshuo：“guyubujinyouqianyouyan，erqiezhendetingshenqingde。shenzhixiazaizheimezhongyaoderizizuotianzuodi，

guyuhaizhuanmenbatazhaohuilai。”binkemenduiwodezhizhidiandian，rangwoshizairenbuzhule。

wodashengshuodao：“woyijingjiajibierenle，woheguyumeiyouguanxile，fangwolikaiba。”raner，

meiyourenheyigerenxiangxinwo。shenzhiyourenlengxiaoleyisheng：“shenzhixia，nibiezhuangle。womendouzhidao，

niweilepanshangguyudegaozhi，shenmeshidoukenzuo。”“duanchadaoshui，xijiaocaxie，gengeyahuanyiyangtaohaoguyu，

zhiqiujiaruhaomen。”“xianzaimashangyaomengxiangchengzhenle，nishedefangqi？”“woquannijianhaojiushouba，

miandegudashaoyishengqi，nizuokuotaitaidejihuijiumeile。”shuohuaderenshiguyudehaoxiongdi。woniuguotou，

beifendekanxiangguyu：“nigentamen，shizheimeshuowode？”guyugankeleyisheng，

zaiwoerbiandishengshuo：“woshinanren，zaigemenmianqianyaomianzi，zenmele？buxingma？

”ranhoutaduineirenshuo：“xingle，jintiandaxiderizi，buxushuozhixialea。”neibangnanrenqihongyiyang，

xiaoxixidedayingle。wobeibaobiaojiazhe，zhanzailelitaishang。erneitiaogou，tongyangshuanzailitaishangjuliwobuyuan。

tayizhichongwopaoxiaozhe，sihuxiangyaowoyikou。taixiayourenshuo：“ganjuedaheidoudengbujile。

”ranhouyiqunnanrenweisuodexiaole。wodashengshuo：“guyeyeni？woyaojianguyeye。

”guyuzuozaitaixialenglengdeshuo：“yeyeshentibuhao，jintianjiubulaile。”guyushenshangyiranchuanzhebianzhuang，

hepangbiandebaiweiweizuozaiyiqi，fenmingshiqinglvzhuang。woyaozheyashuo：“jiwodianhua，

woyaojiguyeyedagedianhua。”“guyu，jintianzheijianshi，wokendinghuigaosutade。”guyuyouxieyouyu。

erbaiweiweixiangwozouguolai。tatanlekouqi，dishengshuo：“zhixiajiejie，nibuyaozainaolehaobuhao？

”“nimingmingzhidao，guyugegebuqunidehua，guyeyejiubukenrangtajichengjiachan，niweishenmeyaozheiyangbita，

tayijinghenkelianle。”wolengleyixia，dunshixinhanbuyi。yuanlaiguyushiweilejichengjiachan，suoyicaijiejinwo，

xiangwoqiuhun。taconglaimeiyouaiguowo。erguyuwenyan，lianshangyeshanguoyisibukuai。talenglengdeshuo：“shenzhixia，

guaibudenijintianzuojingfuti，yuanlaishitingshuolezheijianshi，xiangyongzheigeyaoxiewo？

”tayouxienaohuodeduibaobiaoshuo：“buyonggujitadeshenfen，likewanchengyishi。”“ruguotabutinghua，

jiuhenhenjiaoxun！”4zhenxiangdabaijiuzaizheishihou，menkouyourenjinghuyisheng：“gulaoyezilaile！

”bianlianhenkuai，waimianzoujinlaishijigebaobiao。zaibaobiaodecuyongzhong，gumingshanzhuzheguaizhangzoulejinlai。

guyulianseyihuang，xiaopaozhezouguoqu，chonggumingshanjiaoleyisheng：“yeye。”gumingshandandandedianlediantou。

erwochenjihanleyisheng：“guyeye！”wozhengtuolebaobiao，paodaogumingshanmianqian，

jihushikuzheshuodao：“tamenbiwohegoujuxingyishi。”gumingshanlianseyibian。takanlekanlitaishangdeheigou，

youkanlekanshenchuanbianzhuangdeguyu，qideyongguaizhangshijingchuolechuodimian：“hunao！”guyudunshiyouxiexinxu。

takanlekangumu。gumuzouguolai，tantebuandeshuodao：“laoyezi，shiqingshizheiyangde。”“jiehunzhiqian，

weiweiyongtaluopaijiguyuzhanbuleyixia。”“guyuruguojuxingjiehunyishidehua，huizhanraneyunde。

”“wojuedezheizhongshi，ningkexinqiyou，bukexinqiwu，bijingguyushizanmengujiadejichengren。

”“wanyiyouchachi，yingxiangtaidale。”gumingshanlengzhelianshuo：“huangtang！shenmetaluopaizhanbu？doushimixin，

pangmenzuodao！”baiweiweiduozaihoumian，suolesuobozi，yijuhuadoubuganshuo。

gumuyingzhetoupijixushuodao：“haiyouyigeyuanyin，jiushichencijihui，shashashenzhixiadeweifeng。

”“miandetajiajinlaizhihou，xingfengzuolang，jiaodejiazhaibuan。”woyiweigumingshanhuijixuxunchita。raner，

gumingshanchenmole。taniutoukanxiangwo，shuodao：“zhixiaa，jintianzheishi，nishouweiqule，wodouzhidao。

”“nitinghua，xianbayishibanle，jiudangshiweiguyuqifuba。”“huitouwohaohaobuchangnijiushile。

”woyoujingyounu：“shenme？！”dangchuwobaganggangshizongdeshihou，gumingshanyaoqingwolaigujiaxiaozhu。