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luziwenrangwobaxinkufengzhidezhijinluoqunsongjitabiaomeishenbaijuan。
“juanerdaolehunpeidenianji，ruoshinengkaozheitiaoqunzibodexianlingfurendeqingyan，jiunengshuomenhaodeqinshi。”
“zhiyuni，nengbangshangjuanershinidefuqi。”
shenbaijuanyiliandeyi:“niyigegunv，nengjiajiwogegeyishizoulegoushiyun。”
“ruoshibuhaohaobajiewo，yihouyounihaoguozichi。”
wofanshouyizhituihunshupaidaozhuozishang。
“shenmewonangfeiyeganzaiwomianqianluanfei”
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yidazao，yahuanjiulaibinggao，weihunfuluziwendaizheweiguniangshangmenbaifang。
adieyuanxingbingbuzaijia，yezhinengyouwoqinzizhaodai。
worangyahuanjiangtamenxianqingdaohuatinghecha，zijizhongxinshuzhuang。
kedengwodaolehuating，limianquekongwuyiren。
fanershiyipangdexiufangchuanlaishuohuadeshengyin，xiangdaolimianfangzhidedongxi，wojiakuaijiaobuzouleguoqu。
zhenghaozhuangjianrangwohunshenmaohandeyimu。
zhuangzhezhijinluoqundexiangzibeidakai，yuluziwenzhanzaiyiqidenianqingnvzizhengyaoshenshouqunalimiandequnzi。
“住手”
“chumenzuokenalixuedeguiju，weijingzhurentongyijiusuiyiluanzouluanpeng。”
wobuguohanleyiju，neiguniangjiuhaoxiangshoulehaodadejingheyiyang，canbaizhelian，daoruluziwenhuaili。
yingningchusheng:“biaoge，juanerhaipa！”
luziwenwenyanheizhelianbuyuedao:“wanniang，buguoyijianyifubale。”
“neimedashengganshenme，hedaojuanerle，haibuganjindaoqian。”
wogubushanglita，ganjinshangqianjianchayifu。
zheizhijinluoqunyongliaojiangjiu，zuogongjingxi，xiuhuadetiancansizuzufenleqishiergu，ruoshisuiyimolepengle，henrongyigouxiannonghualecixiu。
daoshihouzaixiangbujiujiunanle。
haozai，wolaidejishi，neirendeshouhaiweichupengdaoyifushangdecixiu。
“biaoge，zheijiushiweilaisaosaoma？tashibushibuxihuanjuaner，douguaiwobuhao，qidaolesaosao，wozheijiujisaosaopeilidaoqian。”
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luziwendebiaomeiyikaikou，yanleijiugenzhenzhuyiyanglianchengchuanwangxiadiao，gouzhetouhaoxiangshouleduodaweiquyiban。
xigaiganggangwanleyidian，jiubeiluziwenfuleqilai。
“biaomei，niqilai，yaodaoqianyegaishiwannianggennidaoqian。”
“wodaoqian？lugongzishiqidetaizaonaozihaifanhunba！”
gangyinweiqunzimeishiersongdeyikouqi，zhuanyanjiuyoudushangle。
luziwenkanwodeyanshenjiugenkanwuliqunaodexiaohaiziyiyangwunai。
“wozhinisuripiqibaozao，buxihuanbierenpengnidedongxi，kezheishiwobiaomei。”
“biaomeinianjixiao，yougangcongjizhouguolai，yuanlifumuqinren，suoyixinsigewaixini，nizheiyanghouta，taxinligaiyouduonanguo。”
“wanniangtinghua，biehunaole，zheitiaoqunzijiusongjibiaomeinizaidaogeqian，juanerxindishanliangtahuiyuanliangnide！”
luziwenbiaomeiwenyancongtahuailitanchutou:“neijiuduoxiesaosaole，wohaicongmeichuanguozheimepiaoliangdeyifu！”
cihuayichu，youhuanlailuziwenlianxidepaipaitadetou。
kanzheliangrenxiongmeiqingshendeyangzi，woquezhijuedezuoou。
土匪吗？
chadiannonghuaiwodedongxihaixiangrangwodaoqian！
woqiangyazhenuhuoshuodao:“nizhidaozheijianyifuyouduozhenguima？”
“zheishiguofurenhuazhongjincongnanhaixunlaidetiancansi，zheishangmianzhuidemeiyikezhenzhudoushidingjidehaizhu，wozuzufengledabannian，guangjinxianjiuyonglehaojijin，nisanliangjuhuajiuxiangnazou？”
luziwenwenyanxianshizashe，jinjiezhejiushiyilianxise:“guofuren，keshizhifujiadeguofuren。”
“wanniangnizenmebuzaogaosuwo，tingshuyuanlidexianshengshuo，zhifujiadeer**xuanxiurugong，beifengweixifeile。”
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shenbaijuanburenshishenmeguofuren，xifeide，tazhizhidaozheitiaoqunzishangmianyouhaoduozhenzhuhejinxian。
zijiruoshichuanshangle，shenmeyangdefuxuzhaobudao。
“biaoge，zheijianyifuzhenhaokan，wohaiconglaimeijianguojinxianzuochengdeyifuni！”
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luziwenxianzaimannaozidoushidashangguozhifuhoushunfengshunshui，lianzhongsanyuanranhoudenggebaixiang，quanqingchaoyedemeimeng。
shenbaijuanxinlisuibuqingyuan，danshiyemeibanfa，zhinengzhuangzuoguaiqiaodeyangzidianlediantou。
erwocailandelizheilianggemeilimaodejiahuo，haipazaichuxianzheiyangdeqingkuang，teyizhaoleliangbasuobaxiangzijisisisuozhu。
dengwomangwanyiqie，luziwenhetabiaomeijuranhaizhanzaineili。
“jiafubuzai，woyulugongzisuirandingguohun，danweilebimianwairenshuoxianhuahaishibixianweihao，jiubuliuliangweile。”
huashuoderucimingbai，jiuchabasongkelianggezixiezailianshangle。
danluziwenjiuhaoxiangtingbudongyiyang，kaikoujiushiminglingdeyuqi。
“jinrilaifang，shiyoushixiangqiu，juanercongqizhoulai，yifudaideshao，mashangjiuyaorudongle，nijitaduozuojijianyubeizhe，zheiyilai，zhishaoyaozhudaoniwowanhuncaishi。”
“juaneryedaolechenghundenianji，gumuxiangrangtazuihaonengzaizhongzhouzhaogepojia，yincinizuoyifudouyaojianhaoliaozi，qianwanbunengrangbierenxiaoqiaolejuaner。”
“haoliaoziluoyifangyoudeshi，yinzijigou，jiushixueshanbaixiongdepiwodounengjininonglai，jiushibuzhidaolugongzikenweizijibiaomeihuaduoshaoqian？”
tidaoyinzi，luziwenliansebuhao，yeshi，talianquniankaoshidepanchandoushiguanwodiejiede，ziconggenwoluojiadingleqin，lujiajiuhaoxiangzhaodaokaoshanyiyang，tadieyebuqumaishule，tanianglianzhenxianhuodoubuzuole，shoulimeiqianjiuwangwojiazouyitang，genwodiebaoyuanliangju。
zoudeshihouyinzi，yifuxiewa，dabaoxiaobaode，congbukongshou。
conglaidoushibaichibaina，xianzairangtacongzijikoudailiwangwaitaoqian，bubigetaderouhaiteng。
“lugongzixiangbibuzhidao，wozuoyijianyifuzhishao50liangyinzidegongqian，yizanmendeguanxi，wojinidageqizhesuansishiliangba！anzhaonideyaoqiu，zuihaodeliaozi，haidegouchuandaomingnianqiutian，gongqizenmeyedesangeyue。”
“zheimesuanxialai，nijiwoliusanbailiangyinziba！”
“wobaozhengjinibandepiaopiaoliangliangde！”
shenbaijuanliansenankan:“saosaozenrucishikuai，zijiqinrenhaisuandezheimeqingchu，yishentongchouweier！”
wofanlegebaiyan，zhanbudaowodebianyijiumawoshiba！
“juanermeimeihaishinianjixiao，budangjiabuzhichaimiyouyangui，nizhendangshenmeyebuyongganzheichidehedejiunengcongtianshangdiaoxialai！”
“woruobujingdaxisuanxie，zenmeyanghuoneimeduohuoji，xiuniang。”
“neiyeyongbulezheimeduoqiana！saosaobieshidaliangzhebiaogedushurenlianpibo，chenjishizidakaikouba！”
“juaner，bukehuyan，wanniangzhishikanzhongyinzixie，danjuebushineizhongren。”
luziwenzhuangmozuoyangdehechiyisheng，danshensebuyue，xianranxinliyeshineiyangxiangde。
“biaogenizenmezheimeshanlianghaoshuohuaa！zheizhongaimuxurong，zuanjinqianyanerlideshanghunvzizenmepeideshangni！dengniyihoudangledaguan，yaoshiyougezheiyangdeniangzi，haibubeirenjixiaohuasi。”
shenbaijuanyongsuoyourendounengtingdaodeshengyinzailuziwenerbiandiguzhe。
wohaoxiaodekanzheluziwen:“lugongziyeshizheimexiangde？juedewozheigeshanghunvzipeibushangnindushurendeshenfen，jinindiulianle？”
luziwenbuzantongdekanzhewo:“biaomeishixiaohaizi，tongyanwujixinlibiebuzhuhua，nizenkeyutajijiao。”
“yifudeshijiubulaonifeixinle，lumouyanzhuo，kancuoguniangle！”
weile，tanleyikouqi“wanniang，nitairangwoshiwangle。”
shuowanjiudaizheshenbaijuanlikaile。
bunenghaowuyuanyan，renlaorenyuandedangyigeyuandatoujiurangnishiwangle。
neiyihoushiwangderizihaiduozheni！
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