我和驴子的十万年一条幺鸡-著

小说简介

《wohelvzideshiwannian》zheibenxiaoshuoganggangshangxianjiubeishouduzhedexihuan，benshuzhuyaojiangshudeshiluchuanafuzhijiandegushi，xiaoshuodechuangzuozheshi“yitiaoyaoji”dada，gushizhuyaojiangshudeshi：feijiankeyisuanshizheipiandalushang，shalizuiqiangdefaqile，shuoshizhanzhijisiyebuweiguo。erqiefeijianyibandouyuzhurenxinlingxiangtong……

精彩章节

“laobuside，haiwofeijian！”

luchuanyuchunlvzheipangruowurende“danao”，bashiqufeijiandebailidie，**daochadianjingshencuoluan。

bailidiezhenggerenpuxiangluchuan，xiangyaoqianghuizijidefeijian。

ranerrangrendadieyanjingdeshi，neibahongsedexiaofeijian，zaimeiyourenzhihuideqingkuangxia，diaotouzhichongxiangbailidie。

“zhei……zheishifeijianzidonghuzhu，zenmekeneng，zheilaorenjiashishenmelaitou，weishenmenengkongzhibierendefeijian！”

zheibukesiyideyimu，rangzhouweikanxidequnzhong，yigegedaoxiqileliangqi。

“砰！”

hongsexiaojianzhilenglengdezhuangdaolebailidiedehushengangqizhishang。

rangrenjingzhandehongsejianqibengfakailai，bailidiedehushengangqibeijiaosui，zhenggerenbeizhuangdefeilechuqu。

“qi，zheimecaidema？”

luchuanfanlegebaiyan，beizheshouzouxiangtongdao。

hongsexiaojianjianluchuanyaozou，lianmangfeilehuilai，zaishenbianbutingdepanxuanzhe，fachuwengwengdezhenzhanzhisheng，xiangsajiaoyiban。

“ganshenmeya，nizheimecai，genzhe**ma？”kanzhexiaojian，luchuanmeihaoqidefanlegebaiyan。

xiaojiansihutingdongleluchuandehua，zhenggejianshenturanandanxiaqu。

“xinglexingle，gengexiaonvhaiyiyang，shuoliangjujiuyaokubizi。”

luchuanpiepiezui，zhilezhibailinlin。

“na，jinigerenwu，baohuhaozheixiaoniu，denglaozichulai，jinifugelingshade。”

赋灵？

meirenzhidaoshenmeshifuling，jiulianluchuanzijiyebuzhidao。

yinweizheishiluchuandangchangxiabiande。

hongsexiaojianandandejianshen，turanyouranqileguangmang，fangfochongmanlewuqiongwujindeliliang。

xiaojianfeidaobailinlinshenbian，jianqiehenhendesanfakailai。

“走了走了。”

youxiewuliaodeluchuanbaibaishou，yibutajinletongdao，linxiaoxiaodengrenlianmanggenshang。

jianluchuanzheigezaolaotouzi，haowuzuaidetongguolejiejie，zhongrenyoufanqiledigu。

zhenshiguaishiniannianyou，jinniantebieduo。

dangranluchuanhaowuzuaidetongguojiejie，yerangzhongrensonglekouqi。

zhishaozaizhongrenderenzhizhong，luchuanjueduishibuhuichaoguosijingdexiushi。

zhiyugangcaifeijiandeshiqingzenmejieshi，guicaixiaode。

luchuanzouhou，beihongfeidebailidieyezhongyuhuilaide。

kandaozijidefeijianjuranzaishouhubailinlin，dangchangchadianqidaobaozha。

buguozheicibailidiedaoshixueguaile，meiyouyinglai。

bijinggenxiaomingbiqilai，yibafeijianyemeiyouneimezhongyao。

zhishi，zheiliangzijiedeyeshigengshenle，yihouzaipengdao，kongpajiushinisiwowangle。

……

tongdaozhihoudefengguang，rangluchuanyouxieyiwai。

zheiliyinggaishiyigecaoyuan，ruyanchujieshiyuyucongcong，fangyanwangqukanbudaobianji。

mingmingmeiyoutaiyang，queshiyechongzu，shenzhinengganshoudaoguangdewennuan。

yizhenfengfuguozaicaoyuanshangdangqiyizhenzhen“bolang”，rangrenqieyizhiji。

cishizhengshiweifengbuzao，yangguangzhenghao。

“有点意思啊。”

luchuanlehehedediandiantou，jiangxinshenchenrushihai，fankanqixianqianyinrunaohaideditu。

很快，就有了结果。

zheiliyinggaijiushiditushangbiaozhude“baichuncaoyuan”，suanshizhenggefengyemijingzuianquandedifangle。

zheidifangbuguanganquan，erqietiancaidibaoyebushao。

“ha？shilaiyunzhuanle？”

luchuandaolebabeizixuemei，tanshanggenaotanxitong。

rujinlaidaozheigeshijie，haoxiangyoushilaiyunzhuandequshi。

“chunlv，pipeiyixiazheigexiaotiandi，xianqubaneixiexiaoyatou**qilai。”

luchuanzheiren，suiranshisha、baozao、manbujiangli，erqiehaiyouyanzhongdejingshenjibing。

shenzhishilaonianchidaiyeshuobuzhun，bijingnengbaxueguodedongxiwangdeyiganerjing，hennanburangrenhuaiyi。

danshirenbukenengquanshiquedian，zonghuiyouyilianggeyoudiande。

erluchuanweiyideyoudianjiushi，shuohuasuanhua，yinuoqianjin。

jirandayinglenangongchuxuezhaoguzheiqunxiaoyatou，neimeluchuanjiuyidinghuibasuoyourenanquandedaihuiqu。

“nikezhenhuishihuanren。”

lvzichuzaimailuchuanshenbian，cizhedadabanya，zhihuideyanjingzhongquanshibuman。

yinweishibangdingzailuchuanshenshang，wulunbatatiduoyuan，afudounengdiyishijianhuidaoluchuanshenbian。

suoyiluchuanxiandemeishi，xihuantilvziwan，laijieya。

“gaoqingchu，nibushiren，nizhishiyigenaotandelvzibale。”luchuanfanzhebaiyanqiangdiaoqilai。

“laozishidaolebabeizixuemei，tanshangnizheimegesuzhu。”

afuyibiantucaozhe，yibianbishanglenei“zhihui”deyanjing。

yiguguqiyidebodongcongafushenshangkuosankaiqu，jiangzhenggexiaoshijielongzhao。

denglejifenzhongafucaizhengkaiyanjing，manshixianqideshuodao。

“pipeiwanle，zheilishigexiuxingzheyiliuxialaidexiaoshijie，meiyouwanzhengdedadaoguize，zhenggexiaoshijiedemianji，chabuduoshiniyiqianshenghuoneigexingqiudedaxiao。”

luchuantingdeyanpizizhitiao，yigexiaoshijiejiuyoudiqiudemianji，shiyouxieherenle。

“youdianyisi，zheigexiaoshijiehaoxiangqianfuzheshenmedongxi，wobaxinxichuanshujini。”

afushuozhe，yanjingturanfanbai。

neicanbaideyanqiuzhishang，henkuaidechuxianledaliangdeshenmifuwen。

zheixiefuwenshanshuoqiguiyidelvguang，mingmiebuding。

suizhelvzideyitongcaozuo，luchuandenaohaizhong，duochuledaliangdexinxi，quandoushiguanyuzheigexiaoshijiede。

yaoshiyibanrenturannaoziliduochuzheimeduoxinxi，gujinaozihuidangchangbeichengbao。

yejiuluchuanzheibiantai，shihaiguangkuowubian，nenggoujieshouzheizhongtiliangdexinxi。

jiezheyizhangjiqixiangxidedituzailuchuanshihaizhongpukai。

dituzhengtibeifengeweiwugedaquyu，luchuandeweizhichuyuzhongxindidai。

zheizhangdituzhishang，haimingquedebiaoshichulesuoyoutiancaidibaodeweizhi。

suoweikaiguayebuguoruci。

bujinruci，dituzhishangyoudaliangdehongdianzaiyidongzhe，zheixiehongdianzhengshishengmingtidetezheng。

danshizaizhengzhangditudezuibeibian，queyouyikuaiqiheideyinyingdi，afudepipeixinxizhong，meiyouzuochurenhebiaoshi。

kanlaizheigeweizhijiushiafushuode，youshenmedongxiqianfuzaizheili。

luchuandaoshibuzenmezaiyi，guantashenmewanyi，redaozijijiuhangsiyade。

“nitamanengbunengxiangxiyidian，quandoushihongdian，laozizenmezhidaonageshiyatoumen。”

luchuanbumandediguqilai。

afutingzhezheihua，yanjingdouguleqilai，rangrangdao。

“nidangwoshenmea？nengjigedagaijiubucuole，haiyaoxiangxidaoyangmao、xingbie，zheishi**bule。”

“ganbulejiujilaozigun！”

luchuantaiqiyijiaobaafutifeilechuqu。