wojuede《wohenijiushiouyu,nibieqiangqua》tingbucuode,zheizhongdoushishenghuoticaidexiaoshuotebieduo,zheibenshihentaorenxihuande。《wohenijiushiouyu,nibieqiangqua》jianjie:“chusheng!yiguanqinshou!bixuyancha!”“zhichiweiwei!gaota!rangtashenbaiminglie!gunchujiaoyujie!”“jiangchengdaxuebixujishuofa!……
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dihaojiudian,jiangchengweiyidewuxingjijiudian,dingcengvipbaojian“penglaige”nei,denghuohuihuang,jingmishehua。
judadeluodichuangwaishijiangchengcuicandeyejing,chuangneizeshituibeihuanzhan、anliuyongdong。
zhuweishang,jiangchengdaxuedeliumingmanmianhongguang,zhiqiandeguanweihepaizhuozidehanyongzaoyibeichanmeidexiaorongqudai。
tazhengpinpinjubei,xiangzheduizuoyiweishenzhedingzhishenhuisexizhuang、daizhejinsiwukuangyanjing、qizhijingganerlengjundenanzijingjiu。
cirenbianshilinjiadexinfuguanjia,songchengze。
tazhijianqingqingniandongzhegaojiaobeixizhangdebeijiao,zitaiyouya,yanshenzhongquedaizheyizhongjugaolinxiadeshuligan,fangfoyiqiejinzaizhangwo。
linweizheicitongdelouzibuxiao,danyusongchengzeeryan,yiqiedouzaizhangkongdangzhong。
duonianlai,tayongjinqianherenmaiweilinjiachuliguowushucilei“mafan”,shouduanyuanhua,dishuibulou,shendelinjiaxinren,zaijiangchenggejieyedequejizanlejifen“bomian”。
“liulaoshi,zheicideshiqing,zhenshilaoninfeixinle。”songchengzedeshengyinpingwenwenhe,tingbuchusihaoqiurenbanshidejiqie,fandaoxiangshijiyuduifangmouzhongenci,“da**nianqingqisheng,zaigaotiezhanshouleweiqu,benxiangtaogegongdao,meixiangdaoduifangjingyaoshenyibianchengleguixiaodejiaoshou,zheidaoshi……nongqiaochengzhuo,jiliulaoshitianmafanle。”
taqingqingtanxi,fangfozhenyouduowunaiside。
liumingshouchongruojing,lianmangbaishou,jiuqihunzhechanmeidehuayuyiqipenchu:
“aiyou!songguanjianinzheihuakejiutaijianwaile!zheizenmenengjiaotianmafanni?linweitongxuetianshenglizhi,qizhichuzhong,chumenzaiwainanmianbeiyixiexiaoxiaozhitujiyu,yudaozheizhongshitaizhengchangle!
zheicixinghaoshizaiwomenxuexiaoneibu,womencainengjishiweilintongxuezhuchigongdao,chanchuhaiqunzhima!
shuoqilai,womenhaideganxielintongxuejiwomenzheigeweiminchuhai、jinghuaxiaoyuanfengqidejihuini!”
zheifandiandaoheibaidefengchenghuashuodejiqishunliu。
songchengzezuijiaogouqiyisibuyichajuedemanyihudu,weiweihanshou,duishenpangshilideyimingheiyibaobiaoshilegeyanse。
baobiaohuiyi,wushengdilinguolianggedidiaoquezhiganshizudeyinhuisejinshushoutixiang,fangzaizhuoshang,“kada”liangshengqingxiang,xianggaidakai。
limianbingfeisuqidexianjin,ershimafangdezhengzhengqiqi、fanzheyourenguangzedejintiao,yijijifenkansiwenjiandedongxi,shigaodangbieshudeyaochi。
“yidianxiaoxiaode‘xueshujuanzeng’,zhichijiangchengdaxuedejiaoyushiye,liaobiaoxinyi,liulaoshiqianwanbuyaotuici。”
songchengzeyuqidanran,fangfosongchudezhenshijibenputongdeshuji。
liumingdeyanjingshunjianzhile,huxidoujiculejifen,lianshangduimantanlandexiaorong,shouquejiayituiju:
“aiyaya,zhei……zheizenmehaoyisini?songguanjianintaikeqile!zhei……zheirangwoduoguoyibuqu……”
“yinggaide。linjiayixiangzhongshijiaoyutouzi。yexiwangliulaoshirihou,nengduida**zaixuexiaodexueyeheshenghuo,duojia‘guanzhao’。”
songchengzeteyijiazhongle“guanzhao”erzi,qiyibuyanziming。
“yidingyiding!neishiziran!lintongxuezaiwomenxuexiao,neijiushiwomensuoyourendezhangshangmingzhu!”liumingcuozheshou,yanjingjihunianzailexiangzishang,“nei……wojiuquezhibugong,daibiaoxuexiao,ganxielinjiadekangkaijuanzengle!haha!”
jiuguosanxun,qifenyuefa“rongqia”。
忽然!
baojiandeshehuamumenbei“peng”diyishengcongwaimiantuikai!
jiangchengdaxuedexiaozhang,yiweipingshiwenwenerya、cikequemianchenrushui、bunuziweidelaozhe,daizhexuexiaobaoweichuzhangyijiliangmingshenselengjun、yikanjiubushixuexiaogongzuorenyuandenanzi,zhijiechuanglejinlai!
shineiyinidefenweishunjiandongjie!
liuminghedechadiancongyizishanghuaxiaqu,shoumangjiaoluandizhanqilai,jiujingrangtanaozifameng,jinghaishitujieshao:
“xiao、xiaozhang!nin、ninzenmelaile……”
“啪——!”
yijijiqixiangliang、yongjinquanlideerguang,henhendishanzailiumingdelianshang!
“kankan!!”xiaozhangshengyinsiya,zhizheneifenwenjian,shouzhidouzaizhandou,“zhengkainidegouyanhaohaokankan!kannigandehaoshi!!”
liumingbeixiaozhangcongweiyouguodeshitaihedehunfeiposan,yegubushang**ladelianjia,liangundaipadicouguoqu,zhandouzhenaqineifenzhanranleyouzidewenjian。
zhisaoleyiyanbiaotihekaitoudejixingzi,tahunshendexueyefangfoshunjianbeichougan,lianseshabairuzhi,zuiyidangranwucun,zhishengxiachegudebinghan!
《guanyujiangchengdaxueliumingdengrenyanzhongweiguiweijichuliyijiandeyutongzhi(neibujijian)》——laiziyigetazhizaixinwenlijianguode、lingrenwangershengweidebuweimingcheng!
neironggengshichumujingxin:wangguchengxu、lanyongzhiquan、yanzhongsunhaiguojiajiyinjinrencaiquanyi、zaochengjiqieliedeshehuiyingxianghebukeguliangdeqianzaiguojialiyisunshi……jianyilijikongzhixiangguanrenyuan,qidongquanmiandiaocha……
“zhei……zheibukeneng!xiaozhang!zhei……zheiyidingshigaocuole!”liumingyuwulunci,wenjiancongtazhandoudeshouzhonghualuo,diaojinyipancangengli,“ta……tabujiushigeyoudianguanxide……”
“guanxi?!**zhidaotabeihoudaodishisheima?!nizhidaolaozigangcaijiedeshisheidedianhuama?!”xiaozhangzaiyeweichibuzhuxuezhedefengdu,yibajiuzhuliumingdeyiling,jihushipaoxiaozhedaduanta,tuomoxingzipenleduifangyilian,“zongbubangongting!zhijiedadaowozheide!laozizheibeizidoumeijieguozheimeherendedianhua!**daohao!wendoubuwen!chengxuzoudoubuzou!jiuganbatakaile?!sheijinidedanzi!a?!”
liumingchedishale,shuangtuiyiruan,chadiantandaozaidi。
总部办公厅?
直接过问?
zheitamashitongpotianle?!
“wo……woyeshiweilexuexiaoaxiaozhang!”liumingtileihengliu,juewangdibianjie,“yuqingneimeda!bukaichuta,womenmingnianzhaoshengzenmeban?shengyuzenmebana……”
“zhaosheng?!shengyu?!”xiaozhangmengdishuaikaita,qidehunshenfadou,zhizhechuangwaijiangchengdaxuedelunkuo,shengyinlichongmanlejuewanghefennu,“xianzaihaole!mingnianhainengbunengzhaoshengwobuzhidao!danjiangchengdaxuebainianshengyu,jiuyaohuizainizheigechunhuoshoulile!gaobuhao!zheisuoxuexiaotamadoumeile!nidongma?!meile!!”
yizhilengyanpangguandesongchengze,cikemeitouyejinjinsuoleqilai。
xiaozhangbiaoxianchulaidekongjubusizuowei,neifenwenjian……haiyouneige“zongbubangongting”dedianhua,fenliangtaizhongle。
zheiwanquanchaochuletazhiqiandeyugu。
tazhanqishen,shangqianyibu,yuqiwenhequedaizheburonghushidefenliang:
“xiaozhang,ninxianbiezheji,qianwanbaozhongshenti。youshenmeshi,zuoxialaimanmanshuo,zongnengjiejuede。”
taqinzinaqiyigeganjingjiubei,zhenlebanbeiqingshui,didaoxiaozhangmianqian:
“weileyigebudongguijudejiaoshou,qihuaileshenzi,buzhide。”
takeyihulvelewenjianneirong,shitujiangyefanzhongxindingxingwei“budongguijudejiaoshou”,qingmiaodanxiehuazhi。
“juwosuozhi,”songchengzetuiletuijinsiyanjing,jingpianhoudemuguangshanshuozhejingmingdesuanji,“zheiweiyefanjiaoshou,queshiyouxielailu。danwomenlinjiayechubulejieguo,qibeijing……sihubingweishenhoudaorucidibu。huibuhuishizhongjianyoushenmewuhui?huozhe,shimouxiehuanjiefanyingguodule?”
tahuayuyijiukeqi,danzilixingjianquezaianshi:
shibushinixiaozhangxiaotidazuo?huozheduifangxuzhangshengshi?womenlinjiadediaochacaishizhunde。
songchengzejianghuahenyoufenliang,xiaozhangxinzhongnuhuopingxidaban。
“wuhui?fanyingguodu?songguanjia,”xiaozhangdeshengyindichenxiaqu,quedaizheyizhonglingrenxinjidebingleng,“zheishierhuoxugenyefanjiaoshoumeiguanxi,danjiuhaipazheishiershiyinweiyefanjiaoshou,jintianyejiaoshoubeikaichu,dangwanjiuxialaijinjiwenjian,nibujuedezheitaiguguailema?”
songchengzedanxiao,manyouyoudao:
“buruzheiyang,woyonglinjiaziyuanzaichayefanbeijing,baoxianqijian,ninquyutaliaoliao。danzheishiwokanyutameiyouzhijieguanlian。”
校长点头:
“zhaotashibiyaode。ruguozhishiqiaohehaihao,yaoshizhengentayouguan,xingzhijiuwanquanbutongle。dangwuzhijishibashiqinggaoqingchu。shuoshihua,wonengyongdeguanxidouyongshangle,chabuchuyuanyin,ruguosongxianshengyuanyibangmangdehua,zhenshitaihaole。”
“jushouzhilao。”songchengzeyingdao。
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