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小说简介

shenxinyanlumiangangwanzuoweidoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《weihunqixiaozhulidaduanwoshuangshou，quebuzhiwoshiguobaojikeyanrenyuan 》zhongdezhurengongquanfenwushu，henduowangyouchenjinzaizuozhe“ feihuashuchuji ”dujiachuangzuodejingcaijuqingzhong，xiangqingwei：wojintianbaoxiajichangmenkousuoyoudechuzuche，renherendoukeyizuo，jiuzheigerenbuxing。”“tingdaolema？”tapaixiawodezhaopianfajiduimian，youcongbaobaolitaochuyizhang……

精彩章节

jialijikeyandewodadianhua，rangwohuijiahedingdewawaqinjiehun。nvfangtiaojianshifenchuse，piaoliangyouqian，

haishiliaoliaowujidenvzongcai。wodidiaohuijia，teyirangsuoyouzhiqingrenyuanduishenfenbaomi。sheizhidaowogangxiafeiji，

zhaoleliangchuzuchezuoxia，jiubeirenmengdetuozhuaidaodishang。woyitaitou，houhoudechaopiaozazaiwolianshang。

“zheichewobaole，ninaleqianlimagun。”wopailepaiyifu，jinliangpingjingyuqi，“zheicheshiwoxianshangde，

niyoushenmezigerangwozou？”tinglewodehua，nanrenbuxienachuqianbao。“zenme？qianbugou？

”“gangenwojiaoxiao，niyebudatingdating，wokeshishenzongderen，zaigangwan，shenjiadehuajiushitian。

”wodaizhiyishun，jigangjiameiduojiudeweihunqifaquxinxi。“tingnixiashushuo，nimenshenjiajiushigangwandetian？

”1ruguobushikanzailiangjiaxiangshidefenshang，wolianfaxinxidexingzhidoumeiyou。qianglewodeche，yongqianzawo。

yaoshi30miaozhiqianyourengaosuwohuiyudaozheidangzishi，wojueduibuxin。danwoyizhizhuzhangdidiaoxingshi，

duifangtingqilaiyouyuwosuweimoumiandeweihunqixiangshi。zhiyaonachutaidu，wokeyiquandangzheijianshimeiyoufashengguo。

“？？wohenmang，ruguonizhaowo，jiushishuozheimewuliaodexiaoshi，haiqingnibizui。”xinxihuidehenkuai，

wodingzheshoujishangneimingxianbushandeyuqi，yiguwuminghuozinaohaicuanchu。“hahahahaha，lianxibushangkaoshan？

duifangzaozaitingshuowoshishenzongdezhulishi，jiubuganhuixinxileba，woyijingshuoguole，zaigangwan，shenjiajiushitian。

”nanzixiaozhangdaxiao，zuoshibianyaojiangwochehuidishang。“gunkaixie，yaobushiwoyoushi，

nizheijianminpengguodechewoyebuxihan。”tataidujiqixiaozhang，luguodexingrenduicijianguaibuguai。woyouxieyiwai。

**shenmeshihouyoushenjiadangjia，haishishuo，tashenjiaxiangzaofan。renxiamanqiangyiwen，wojishenxinyandaqudianhua。

duimianjiedehenkuai，kanqilaixiangshizaixingzou，difanghaiyouxieyanshu。“niyouwanmeiwan，woyijingshuoguowoyoushi，

naoshenme？”henpiaoliangdenvhai。wozhengzaixinlijingtanjialiyanguanghaodeshihou，tashuochudehualingwoyijing。

“nibuhuizhenyiweizijishiwoweihunfuleba，wogaosuni，yigebuzhicongnamaochudefeiwu，bielaifanwo。

”yankanduimianderenyuefabunai，**cuizhuanbianshexiangtou，duizhungainanzi。“shen**，niyaobuguanguannideren，

kankantadouzuole……”dianhuabeiguaduan，lurenfenfenduiwozhizhidiandian。“zheicongnamaochulaideren，

juranganduilujinglizhizhidiandian，jitaqianshouzhejiushi，zheidougoudaduoshaoliangchele。”“chushengbupaniudu，

gangwansheibuzhidao，shenzongyouduokanzhonglumian，tajurangangenlumianjiaoban，denghuizenmesidoubuzhidao。

”“yeguaitadaomei，pianpianjiuyudaolumian，haiqiangyiliangche，kuaidianmandianyoushenmesuowei，biepeilefurenyouzhebing，

xiaohuozi，nibacherangjitaba。”“duia，rangjitaba。”chulujigebiexiangkanwochuqiuderen，

renqunzhongdabufendouquanworenxiazheikouqi，meibiyaoyongjidanqupengshitou。zaizheigangwan，wowanbuguoshenjia。

“tingdaolema？siqionggui，haijiazhuangjishenzongdadianhua，niyoutadianhuayouzenmeyang？nikantakendalinima？

”“haibuganjinnaqiangun。”lumiankaozaichuzucheshang，kuochuodejiangjizhangchaopiaosaluozaidimian。

“xianzaibazheixieqianguizhejianqilai，wokeyidarenbujixiaorenguo，raoleni，buran，heng。”jianwoyizheposu，

shenbianyemeigerenzhaoliao，ershichutoudexiaohuozi，lumianyagenbufangzaiyanli。gangwanyidai，

tameitianyaoyujianwushugezheiyangderen，zuihoubudoubeidadebiantilinshang，haiyaoketourencuo。

“nibuyaoqirentaishen。”wowojinquantou，yandiyunniangchudapiannuhuo。“lujingliduiba，

ganggangshiniqiangwochezaixian，dongshouzaihou，xianzaibushiniyuanbuyuanliangwodewenti，ershiwokenbukenyuanliangni。

”“hahahahahaha，hahahahaha，taganggangshuoshenme？”lumiankuazhangdepengfudaxiao，

buziyidiandianchao**jin。“yuanliang，nishuoyuanliang？”“wogaosunishenmeshiyuanliang。

”yigeyouyigequantouchaowoxilai，wolianmangduobi，shenshangleichuyishenchouhan。2lumianyemeiyouhaodaonaqu，

tashuangshouchengzaituishang，dakouchuancuqi。“xiaofeiwu，nijuranganduo？ganjinjilaozizhannei，

fouzenikanwoyihuizenmeshoushini。”tadeweixie，wowanquanbuzaihu，shenzhiyouxiexiangxiao。“yigejingli，

jiuyaorangwohaokan，woquannixiangqingchulezaishuo。”“buguoshishenjiadeyitiaogou，jiusuanshinishenjiaderenlaile，

doudejiwosanfenbomian。”“bonimagetou。”huanguolaihou，lumianzhengningzhelianchaowohuiwuquantou。

wogangxiangqiduo，shenhouchuanlaiyidaoliliang，jiangwosisijinguzaiyuandi，yingshijiexialaineiyiquan。teng，

zuanxindetengmimanzaikouqiang，wozhangzuituchuyikouxue，jiukandaoyanqianchuxianyiweimeiren。“fashengleshenme？

”ganliandexizhuangdapeiheisegaogenxie，yitoubolangjuansuiyipizaijianbang。wonaohailidiyijutiaochubingshanmeiren。

dierjuzeshikuazanjialiren。suiranpiqibutaihao，yuxiabuyan，danzhangxiangqueshitiaobushenmeguocuo。“lumian，

wobushirangnichulaizhaochema？nizaizheinaoshenme？tangtangjingli，diubudiuren？”wozhengzhazheshuaikaibaobiaodeshufu，

shangqianyibukaikou。“nijiushishenxinyan？”“shen**，chucijianmian，wogennijieshaoyixia，woxinggu，

mingguxiulin，laizihaicheng……”“dazhu，wobuxiangzhidaonishishei。”haimeiyoudengwojieshaoqingchu，

shenxinyanfanzaodaduan。tazhuanshen，binglengdemuguangluozaiwoshenshang。“renwoyijingjianguole，nipeibushangwo，

nimengujiagengpeibushang，qinghuiba。”yidiandaikedeliyihezunzhongdoumeiyou。wopailepainaodai，

yiweizijizuotaijiufeiji，chanshenglehuanting。weilezheicijianmian，wotiqianyigexingqi，riyebuxiuganwanshiyan，

youjingguocengcengshenpi，huibao，haoburongyiqingdaodejiaqi，kanyiyanjiurangwohuiqu。zheimingbaizhejiangwodanggoushua。

niwawayeyousanfenpiqi。wolenglianchuixiamuguang。“shen**yinggaizhidao，womenshiziyoudingxiadewawaqin，

xianzaiwoganghuilai，liankoushuidoumeiheshui，nijiuganwozou？”“zheibianshishenjiadedaikezhidao？haizhenshihaojiajiao！

”wodefennu，zhijierangshenxinyanwuzuixiaochusheng。“jiajiao？neishiliujinimenzheixieqiongguide，poluohu。

”“yebuzhidaowobamashibushifengle，juranrangwojiajinizheigesipoluohu，kannizheiyangzi，

yigeyuegongzipashisanqiandoumeiyou，haixiangquwo？qibushitianfangyetan？”tabiyideshangxiadaliangwo，

neiyanshenfangfozaishuo。kankannichuandeshenmedongxi，zaikankanwochuandeshenmedongxi，genwotanjiajiao？hennanxiangxiang，

youqianrendeyanli，qiongrenjuranmeiyourenquan。“woqu，zheishishenmedaxinwen，

shenzongdeweihunfujuranshizheizhonghuose，kantazheiyishen，jiaqilaidoubuzhisanweishuba？

”“**sisiqiandezuihouyidianhuanxiangbale，gujishijinglehunshenchanmei，shenzongjialibuhaoyisiketaolejiju，

jieguotamenjidangzhenle。”“wokanweibi，meitingjianshenzongmatapoluohu，dagaiyiqianyoudianxiaoqian，

xianzaimeiluole，zezeze，doulimeilianggezi，haixiangqushenzongzheiyangdemengzhongqingren，tapashizuomengxiangpichi。

”3suizheyilunshengyuelaiyueda。lumiandeyidezhandaoshenxinyanbeihou，yongbikongkanwo。

“wohaiyiweiniyoushenmeshenfenneimexiaozhang，yuanlaibuguoshigebubeichengrendeweihunfu，xiaohua，

shenzongzhijiafenglilouchuyidianqian，dougounihuoyinianle，haixiangquta，hahahahahaha，xiaosiwole。

”yanjiuyuanlichangnianyouzhuanmendefanghufu，richangxihuyeziyouzhuanrensihou。

wosuibuzhidaozijiyiwushishenmepaizi，danqiaozheishushiduyijiyuanliduiwomendejinzhangchengdu。

buhuishishenmebianyihuo。yanqianzheixieren，chaoxiaowozhezhuangjiusuanle。juranjifengwoyuexinsanqian，

laihamaxiangchitianerou。xianbushuo，woyagenmeidasuanqushenxinyan。jiusuanqu，pingtashoulideren，nengwunaoshuochu，

shenjiajiushigangwandetianzheizhonghua，tayeguobuleshangmianneiguan。“nimenshuodedoudui，woyuexinsanqian，wosiqionggui。

”“shenzongjirankanbushangwo，ganghaowoyemeineigexinsi，jiushi……”wojiangmuguangfangdaolumianshenshang，

pingjingdeshuochuzijidesuqiu。“niderenganggangtuilewo，haixiangdongshoudawo，zheishizenmesuan？”“haiyou，

zheichenimenjintianwulunjiduoshaoqian，douzuobude。”shangcheneihui，

wobianfaxianzheishiyuanlizhuanmenjiwoanpaidezhuanche。waibiaosuishiputongchuzuchedemoyang，danchexingchepaihao，

dounengkanchubuyiban。tediaodezhuanche，zhishibuxiangwotaiguogaodiao，yinqibubiyaodemafan。lumianchixiaoyisheng。

“youzhuangshangle？yiliangpocheeryiyoushenmezuobudede，wogaosuni，shenzongjiusuanshixiangyaozheiliangche，

doukeyiqingeryijumaixia。”“zaizheigangwan，danfanshichuzuche，douguazaishenzongmingxia，nisuangepi。

”lumianzhuaidexianggeguojiazongtong，shenxinyanmobuzuoshengzhanzaitashenhou，titachengyao。

errenpoyouyizhongtufeidejishigan。woyezhongyumingbai，shenmejiaojinqianzhixia，keyimaidaoyigerenguitianni。

“lumian，wozuodeshizijidezhuanche，zhiyuzheigangwantingsheide，chuzucheyourenmingyushei，dougenwomeiyouguanxi。

”wozaishitutongliangrenjiangdaoli，shenxinyantaochushouji，xiaozhebochuyitongdianhua。“yigecheeryi，

wojintianbaoxiajichangmenkousuoyoudechuzuche，renherendoukeyizuo，jiuzheigerenbuxing。”“tingdaolema？

”tapaixiawodezhaopianfajiduimian，youcongbaobaolitaochuyizhangyinxingka。“nidalaoyuanfeihuilai，

bujiushixiangyaoqianma？kaliyou20wan，ganjingun。”fenglidekapianshunzhelidaohuaguowodeshouwan，

liuxiayidaoweixiaodeshangkou。wozhoumeikanleliangrenyiyan，xinlizhibuzhutanxi。duikeyanrenyuanlaishuo，

shouwuyishishifenzhongyaodedongxi。bieshuoshizheiyidaoshangkou，jiusuanyoudianhongzhong，lianggerendoupeibuqi。“shenxinyan，

woquannizuihaogenwodaoqian。”wojinliangyadizijidenuqi，shenxinyantileyijiaodiaozaidishangdeyinxingka。

“rangwodaoqian？buzhidaoninengbunengchengshoudeqi。”gaogenxiemengdetaiqi，henhenchuaizaiwodetuigushang。

wolangbeidaodi，tongdebaozhetuibuduanfangun。4lenghanjinshilewodehoubei，wotaiyan，yanlimanshinuhuo。

“shenxinyan，nihuihouhuide。”“shaotmgezhei**，houhuishenme？nidaoshinachushililaia，wogaosuni，

zaigangwan，zhiyaoyudaoshenjia，shilongnidejiwopanzhe，shihunidejiwowozhe，tingmingbaimeiyou？”“sifeiwu。

”lumianhenhenzaiwoshenshangchuailejijiao，erhouhuitoutaohaodekanxiangshenxinyan。“shenzong，

zheibuzhitiangaodihoudexiaozijurangantiaoxinni，jiuyinggairangtachidianjiaoxun，tabushizhuangma？

”“wozuoweishenshidejingli，meiyifenzhongdoushijinqian，jiuganggangtadangeneiyihui，waijiatayitukonghewo，

jiuyinggairangtapeiwojibaiwanjingshensunshifei。”shenxinyanhaiyouxieyouyu，lumianjixukaikou。“shenzong，

nijiubuyinggaijizheigefeiwuliumianzi，yebuzhidaotajialijishendonghefurenguanleshenmemihuntang，

juranrangtamenbinichujia，nibuyonggujishenme，yigezaoyiluomodejiazu，hezheizhihuimanzuishuodahuadefeiwu，

genbenbuzuweiju。”“tabushizhuangma，wodaoyaokankantanengbunengnachuzheibiqian。”woquansuozaidishang，

hunshentongdebuzhufadou。shenxinyanxiaozheyonggaogenxietiletiwo，“sanbaiwan，niyaopeidehua，wojiufangleni。

”zhouweirenfenfenchaowoluchubuxiedeyanshen，gengyoushenzhe，tuchujikoutuomo。“zheixiaozibuhuiheshaleba，

taneitiaomingdoubuzhisanbaiwan，xianzaibeidalianle，huadoubuganshuo。”“niyebukankantaneiyang，bieshuosanbaiwan，

doulipashiyiwandounabuchulai。”“sheirangtaneimezibuliangli，jurangangongrantiaoxinshenjia，zheidoushitahuogai。

”tamensiwujidanchaoxiaowo，lumianzhuaqiwodetoufa，qiangpowokanzhetashangleneiliangcheyouxia。

“bushishuowozuobulezheiliangchema？wojiuzuole，ninengnawozenmeyang？xiangbalao，wobufanggaosuni，

shenjiadechanyebianbuzaizhenggegangwan。”“zheizheipiantudi，jiusuanshiyigegangbengyeshiwomenshenjiade。

”tayueshuoyuejidong，worenzhetonglangbeizuoqi。youyulumianneijijiao，wodeshoudamianjicashang，

duziyeyinyinzuotong。ruguoyuanlizhidao，yanqiandeliangrenshibiyaofuchudaijia。“xing，zheisanbaiwanwopei。

”“xianzai，womenlaishuoshuonimendashangwozheijianshi。”woyongjinquanlipaqi，gangluchuxisedelumianhuitou，

biaoqingyibian。“wojiudanizenmele？nihaiyoulianyaopeichang，peichang。”kanwozhanbuwen，tayijiaojiangwochuaidao，

suihoulazhewodewaitao，tuoxingshushimi。houbei**ladeshaotong，woyingshirenzheyishengmeihang。

zaikejirucifadadeshidai，juranyourengandangzhongdaren，wohennanxiangxiangzheilideyiqieyouduoheian。

“haiyaopeichangma？”lumianjiangjiaohenhenfangzaiwoshoushangnianya，wochitong，zaiyerenbuzhutongkuchusheng。“shenxinyan，

wozaigennishuoyibian，rangzheitiaofenggoutingshou，fouzehouguobushinimenkeyichengdande。

”yanjiuyuanzuijinzaidengyixiangkeyanchengguo，woshiqizhongzuizhongyaodechengyuan，zheishuangshouqianjinbuhuan。5“e，

neiwodaoyaokankan，niyaorangwochengdanshenmehouguo？”shenxinyancaizhegaogenxie，zhongzhongchuaizaiwolingyizhizhangxin，

gutousiliedeshengyinchuanlai，wotongdaoquansuozaiyikuai。“zenmeyang？nihaiyaopeichangma？wojinipei。

”houhoudechaopiaojinshuzazaiwoshenshang，shoujihualuo，shenxinyanzezejisheng。“zheishiwanshilumianhewodanideqian，

xianzaigainipeile。”taduwonabuchuzheibiqian，“haoxin”jiangshoujitidaowomianqian，dengzhekanwodexiaohua，

“wodaoyaokankan，nizenmenachuzheibiqian。”“siqionggui，zhuangyangxiang。”mianduiliangrenchaofengdemuguang，

worenzhetongyibochudianhua。duimianjiedehenkuai，“xiulina？zenmeyang？quedingyaojiehunlema？

wojinidaqingjia……”yanjiuyuansuoyourendouzhidaowojicongconghuilaishiweilejiejuerenshengdashi。

wopieleyiyanshenpangdeshenxinyan，yadishengyinkaikou。“lingdao，shizheiyangde，yourenqianglewodeche，

haidalewoyidun，xianzai，tamenyaowopeisanbaiwan。”wojiangshiqingdazhijiangleyibian，

duimianderendaoxiyikouliangqi，jimangxunwenlewodeweizhi。haimeidengwokaikou，

yipangdelumianbianpobujidaiqiangguodianhua。“niyaobangzheichouxiaozijiqian，jiukuaidianlaigangwanjichang，fouze，

wobuquedinghuiduitazuoshenme。”dagaishimeixiangdao，zheigeshijieshangjuranyourucibujianglideren，

yuanzhanglenglejimiao，lengshenghuiying。“15fenzhong，wolimarangrenjiangqiansongguoqu。”“15fenzhong？

zhiyaoniyouqiansongguolai，wojini150fenzhongdouxing，yiduisiqionggui，haizhenrangnizhuangdaole。

”taxunsuguaduandianhua，nachushoujikaishijishi。shenxinyanjieshoudaotayaogongdeyanshen，zanshangxingtailetailian。

“jiudengzheba。”shijianyifenyimiaoguoqu，lumianzuilimamalielie，jiangwoheyuanzhangmadehaiburuyitiaogou。

zheishiwodiyicimuduyuanzhangbeirucishuluo，yezaixinliyuliaodaolumiandexiachang。“weishenmeburangrenchuqule。

”“**，waimianlailehenduowuzhuangbuderen，haiyouyunchaoche，gaibuhuishizhendeba？”“zenmekeneng，