《woheqichenyanshigongrendesiduitou》shiyiburangrenchenmidehaomenzongcaixiaoshuo,youzhangxinyouketangqiaomiaogousi。gushizhongdezhujiaoshixingqichenyanjinglileyilianchuanjingxiancijidemaoxian,yuxieeshilidouzhidouyong。xiaoshuoyiqijinzhangcijideqingjieheshengdongbizhendemiaoxieyingdeleduzhemendehecai。“xihuanta?”heshengchixiao:“nimenyiweiwogennimenyiyangnaoziyouwentima,nimenzijiqinshengnverbuxihuanxihuanyangnv?suoyiyiweiwohuibuxihuanzijicongxiaoyiqi……。
yantinglikongqininggu,suoyourenmianshangdoushizhenjing。
zheiliangrenjingranzhendejiehunle?
heshengmuguangsenrandedingzheqichenyanlanzaishixingyaoshangdeshou,neishiyigechongmanleqinlvegandeyongbao,xuanshi**ban。
shikunhuxiyeyouxiejicu,xintiaolingluanbuganxiangxin,“qisanshao,ninzheishishenmeyisi,ningenwomenjiashixing……”
qichenyanmouguanglingliededingzheta,daduantadehua,“cuole。”
shikunyileng,“cuole?”
难道没有结婚?
xielanheshiyueyanzhongyefuchuqidai,tamenjiuzhidao,qichenyanbuhuiheshixingjiehunde。
zhishizheizhongxiyuehaimeichediyongshanglai,qichenyanyijingwanchun,liangliangbuchong,“bushinimenjiashixing。”
他说:“是我的。”
shikunxindineidianbuanyijingjijudaodingdian,napaqichenyanhuayijingshuodezhenmingbai,tahaishibukenxin。
shuangshouzhandou,tahurandengxiangshixing,“nizijishuo,nigenqisanshaodaodishishenmeguanxi?”
tamenqueshibukenxinshixingheqichenyandeshier,bijingjiusuanganshixingchujiamen,keshixingdeyijuyidongyeshizaitamenzhangkongzhizhong。
buguojiushizuotianhongtandaoxianzai,zheiduanduanshijian,zenmekeneng?
绝不可能!
shixingzhengyaoshuohua,qichenyanyijingkaikou,“shiwoshuodehaibugoumingbaihaishininianjidaleerduolongle?sheijinidelianmian,rangniyongzheizhongyuqigenwodeqizishuohua?”
tayuqiqinghuan,shenzhidaizhedianmanbujingxin,querangmantingderenhuxifangqing。
xielanlianseniuqu,jiangyingxiaoxiao:“qisanshaozheihuashuode,shixingshiwomendenver,womenzenmegentashuohuaneidoushiyinggaide!”
qichenyangoulegouchun,“xiwangnimennengmingbai,congnimenganwoqizichujiamenneitianqi,tajiubushinimendenverle,nimenmeiyourenhezigezhiwentashenzhizeguaita,gengmeiyouzigezheiyangduitashuohua。gengbieti,tayijingshiwodeqizile,zheihuahaixuyaowoshuodegengmingbaixiema?”
shikunchenlechenhuxi,zaicijiangyingdechechun,“buzhidaoqisanshaodefumuzhibuzhidaozheijianshini,ninshuoshixingshinideqizi,keshixingpashipeibushangnin,ninfumuyebuhuitongyideba?”
shixingyanjieqingzhan,huranyouxiehuanghu。
zheizhendeshitadefumuma?
tamenzhendekeyifeijinxinsibatabiandidaochenai。
ketabushitamendenverma?
xiaoshihou,tamenyetengguotaaiguotade。
tamenjitaqumingshixing,gentashuoyinweitaxiangxingxingyiyangzhengui。
taxiaoshihoushikunyehuibatajugaogao,xiaozheshuo:“aiyazheishisheijiadexiaogongzhuzheimepiaolianga,shiwomenshijiadeni。”
xielanyehuiwenroudexiaozhe,“nixiaoxindianer,biebaxingxingshuaile。”
ranerneixiehuamianzaoyijingmohubuqing,shixingyebujidedaodicongshenmeshihoukaishi,tamenduitabuzaiwenrou,meiyoulexiao,tamendexiaohewenrouquandoujilelingyigenvhaier。
zhidaoxianzai,tamenduitayexuzhishengxiayanele。
shixinghuanghujian,qichenyanlenglenggouchun:“nishuodemeicuo,jiunimenshijiaren,queshishipeibushangwo。”
tahuayiluo,changmianshunjiangengjiajijing。
shijiafuqilianseniuqu,bijingzheihuayechedibiandiletamenshijia。
zhongrenshenseyishiguguai,kanshixingdeyanshenyouyoudianerkelianle。
tingdaoxianzai,naerhaitingbudongshijiazheiduifuqiduizheinveryouduoxianqia,tamenzijidouxianqizijinver,bierenyouzenmenengkandeshangni?
kanlaishixingjiusuanzhendegenqichenyanjiehun,yeguobuleshenmehaorizi。
shixingyezhoumeipiantoukanta,qichenyanchajuedaotadeyanshen,huimouhetaduishi,suihoukanzheta,huranwanchun:“buguowojiaxingxingzaojiubushishijiaren,yebuxingshile。”
众人:“?”
qichenyanyoumantiaosilidehuanshengbuchong:“tagenwoxing,congxianzaiqitajiaoqixingxing,tashiqijiaren,nimenshuotapeibupei?”
众人:“?”
时星:“……”
haode,mingergailexingyegaile。
qichenyan:“woxiang,wodehuayinggaiyijingshuodegoumingbaile,xiangxinnimennengtingdong。shizongyegaizhidao,wodepiqimeineimehao,ruguonimenzaizhaowolaopomafan,houguozifu。”
shikunshentihuranfaruan,xiayishichaohoutuileliangbu。
yizhichenmodeshiyuefuzhuleta,daizhekuqiangdao:“babanixiaoxin。”
shikunbishangyan,yaotoutanqi。
xielanliangyanyeshifahong,keqichenyanhuadoushuodaozheilile,tahainengshuoshenme。
tazhinengkanxianghesheng,xiwangheshengnengshuodianshenme,bijingtamendouzhidao,shixingzuixihuanhesheng。
congqichenyanlailehou,heshengjiumeishuoguohua。
tazhishishenseyinchendezhanzaineier,suizheqichenyandehua,etouqingjinyuefamingxian。
tabirenherendoubuyuanyixiangxinshixinghuigenqichenyanzaiyiqi,zaiqichenyanlaideqianyimiaotashenzhihaizairenwei,tashizaigentazuo。
ranerqichenyanzheiyangguangmingzhengdadexuanshi**,shixingmeiyousihaofanbo。
qiecongqichenyanjinlaizhihou,shixingdeyanshenjiumeiyouzailuodaotashenshang。
xiangzuotianyiyang,tahaoxiangzhikandedaoqichenyan,yizhipiantoukanzheqichenyan,yanmoumingliangruxing。
fennurangheshengzaimougeshunjiandanaochongxue,takanzheyanqianqinmiyikaodeliangren,youneimeyike,wanrushiguangtuihui,yanqiandeliangrentuihuidaoshijisuidenianji。
sihuyeshizheiyangdehuamian,zhishigengqinmixie。
那时候是为什么呢?
yinggaishitamenyiqunrenqushanliluying,shixingluoledanmilelu,tamendoumeizhuyidao,zhidaoqichenyanbaozhehunmidetahuilai。
meirenzhidaoneishihoufashengleshenme,keneishihouqichenyanbaozheshixing,xiangbaozhexishidezhenbao,jiuhaoxiangxianzai。
可那又怎么样呢?
qichenyanzaizenmebaobeishixing,shixinghaibushizhihuigenzaitahesheng**houmianpeixiaotaohao,haibushichengletaheshengdeweihunqi。
shixinghaibushi,zuiyanetaqichenyan。
heshengjinyaozheya,zhidaocike,tahuranpiantouxiaolesheng。
suoyourendeshixianjiuluodaoletashenshang。
takanzheshixing,yuqibingleng,“shixing,wozaijinizuihouyicijihui,niguolai,zheiyiqiedoukeyibujijiao。”
qichenyanmuguangluoguoqu,meiyoushuohua,zhishilouzaishixingyaojiandeshougengjinlexie。
tabuzhidaoshixingdaodiduiheshenghaiyouduoshaoganqing,heshengjiusuanqifuleta,taxihuanheshengyeshizhende。
taqueshi,zaimianduiheshengshi,zuiwufaziru。
shixingyezhongyukanxianghesheng,tingdaotadehua,buyouzhoumei:“shuoshihua,youbingjiuquzhi,nihuanxiangzhenghaoxianghenyanzhong?”
tabiaoxiandehaibugoumingxianma,weishenmeheshengzongshiyaoshuozheiyangdehua?
heshengzhijuedeyagendouyaochulexuexingwei,tameiyoubanfajieshouzijishujiqichenyan。
“zheishinijiwozhunbeideshengriliwubushima?
talengxiao,congkoudailinachuneigezhuangzhelingdaijiadehezi,“shixing,ninandaoyaogaosuwo,buguoyiyenijiubuaiwole?shuodaodi,nibujiushijuedewoyaogenshiyuedinghunsuoyinaopiqima?”
tashenhuxi,zhongyurenleside,yuqiyehuanhexie:“hao,woxianzaigaosuni,womeiyouxianggenshiyuedinghun,woxihuanderenyizhishini,zheiyangnimanyilema?”
tadehualuo,shensedabiandeshiyizhichenmodeshiyue。
shiyuechunbanzhandouzhe,lianseyuelaiyueniuqu。
xielanheshikunshenseyebuhao,kezheishihouyebunengshuoshenme。
qitarengengshimeixiangdaozheixihaiyichujieyichu,hejiazheiweiyeshigeshenqideren,zhiqianyizhibiaoxiandexihuanshiyuetaoyanshixing,xianzaihuranyoushuoyizhixihuanshishixing?
qichenyanrenchuleneigehezi,weiweimimou。
shixingyeyouxiemangran。haoduodongxijulixianzaidetayijinghenyuanle,taqueshiyouxiejibuqingxi。
haoyihuier,tacai“a”deyisheng,“zheigea。”
lianggenanrendoujindingzheta。
qichenyanchunjiaojinjinminqi,huranxiangdaitalikai。
shixingqueyijingshuoshuo:“zheidequeshijinideshengriliwu,buguoyinweiwoneiduanshijiantaimangle,wanglenishengri。kenihuranjiwodadianhuarangwoqunideshengriparty,neiwoyebunengkongshouquba,zhenghaomaiqunzisonglingdaijia,wojiuxiangzhebazheigesongjini。”
taxiaoxiao:“buguoneitianwoqudeshihou,zhenghaokandaoniheshiyuezuiduizuichibinggan,suoyiwoxiang,zheigelingdaijiajiusuanzaibianyiyebunengbianyilezhanana,suoyiwojiumeisongle。zheiyoushenmewentima?”
heshengsihuyexiangdaoleshenme,lianseyizhenqingyizhenbai,neitianwanshangtaqishishiyanjiaoyuguangpiedaoleta,caidayinggenshiyuewanneizhongwuliaoyouxi。
buguojiushixiangkantachicu,rangtagengyouweijiganeryi。
heshenghuxifajin,renbuzhuzaicichaoqianjiuyaoquzhuashixingdeshou,“zheijianshiwokeyigennijieshi……”
haimeikaojinshixing,qichenyantaitui,yijiaochuaizailetadefubu。
tadedongzuokanqilaihenqingsong,keluozaiheshengshenshangdelidaoquegewaidezhong。
heshengtonghuyishengchaohoutui,wuzhuxiaofu,lenghanshunjianjiucongetougunluo,shouzhongdeheziyegunluozaidi。
qitarendouhedechaohoutuiletui,shengpabeiboji。
heshengyachiyaodegegezuoxiang,yandixuesimibu:“qichenyan——”
qichenyanzhishitiaomei,“wolaoposhuodehuanimeitingmingbai,sichanlandadefanshenmejian?”
shixingzhayan,zheinanrenzuibaouerhaitingburaorende。
“tashuoshenmele,tabuguoshiwuhuiwole,ketaxihuanderenyizhishiwo!”
heshenghongzheyankanxiangshixing,“shixing,niganshuonibuxihuanwoma?”
qichenyanmouguanganchen,shixingzhangjieqingshan,huranxiaolesheng,“zheiyoushenmebuganshuode?”
tameiyanwanwan,“wobenlaijiubuxihuannia,woxihuanwolaogong。”
shixingwanzhuqichenyandegebopiantoukaozaitajian,neishunjianzhiqiandeqinglengdousanqu,shengyinyebiandetianqilai。
shuowan,yebuguanbierenshenmefanying,tapiantoukanxiangqichenyan。
qichenyanyezhengkanzheta,yandijingyafudong。
shixingkanzhetayandidejingya,huranxiangdaotabanyebushuipaqilaichouyan。
tahaoxianghulvele,tazhixiangzhezijizhongshengle,ranhoubuduanduitabiaodaaitajiuhuixin。
其实不是,他不信。
dangranzheiyezhengchang,zhengchangrendoubuhuixiangxin,yigezaoshanghaitaoyanniderenwanshangshuoaini。
tamuguangshanshuo,waizhenaodaikanqichenyan,“nishibushiyeyiwei,woxihuanta?”
qichenyanhoujiegundong,chunjiaoqingminshuobuchuhua。
shixingzhazhayan,nalihaibudong。
“笨蛋~”
shixingcouguoqu,bugusuoyourendemuguang,wenzaiqichenyanlianjia,tiandebuxing,“wozaishuoyici,woxihuanayan。zheishishang,wozuixihuan,zuiaiderenjiushiqichenyan。”
qichenyanneishunjianwufaxingrongzijidexinqing。
tazaoyijingfenbuchuzhenjia,ketaxiang,zhenjiayijingbuzhongyaole。
ruguotashizaiyan,zhiyaotayuanyiduizhetayanyibeizi,tayewuhan。
zheidifangbuxuyaozaidaixiaqule,tademudeyijingdadao。
taxianzaizhixiangzhaogedifang,haohaoqinwenta。
tawanchun,lanzhetayaozhuanshen,ranhoujiuduishangleneixieduizhetamenkuangpaidemeitiren。
henmingxian,jintianzheichangdaxizuixingfendejiushimeiti。
bierendoupabeibojituideyuanyuande,tamenhenbudebajingtouduidaoqichenyanheshixinglianshangqu。
zhishizaiqichenyanhuranlanzheshixingzhuanshenduishangtamenshi,tamenhaishiyouxiehuang,jiangyingdexiaozhexiayishiyaotui,qichenyanyijingkaikoule,shengxiandandan,“gangcaidedoupaidaole?”
jigemeitiren:“……”
wanle,buhuiyaotamenshanleba!
zhengxiangzhegaizenmehuida,qichenyanpiantougouchun,“neijiuzaipaidianerqitade。”
媒体:“?”
jirenzhengmangran,qichenyanduizhejingtoushuo:“suiranwolaoposhuotaaiwo,kehenmingxian,wogengaita。congshijisuijiuxihuantale,yizhidaoxianzaicongweibianguo。”
dangran,yantingliderenyedoutingdaoletadehua。
suoyizheisuanshi,dangzhongbiaobaima?
shixingyaochunkanzheta,qichenyanyepiantoukanxiangta,hanzhexiao:“tayiqianshirenbuqing,yanguangbuxing,haozaixingwudezao。”
时星噘了嘴。
qichenyannienietalianjia,zaicikanhuijingtou,yuqiqianlexie:“shiwoqieerbushezhuideta,youshenmeyijianlaigenwoshuo。biemata,wohuixinteng。”
shuowan,tabuzaiguanrenheren,daizheshixingyangzhangerqu。
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