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《woheyingdishijiafuqi，tameiwanbaozhewodezhentoushui》shiyibuchongmanaiqingyumaoxiandexiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo，yourenjianxiaohutujingxingousiercheng。gushizhong，guyushensuwanjinglileyiduanjianxindelvcheng，zaituzhongyudaole[biaoqian:zhujiaodebanlv]，errengongtongmianduizhelaizineixinhewaijiedekaoyan。tamentongguoyonggan、jianchihexinren，zuizhongzhanshenglekunnan，shixianlezijidemubiao。zuizhong，taxiangshiyongjinlequanshendeliqi，zhuanshenkuaibuzoulechuqu，shenzhiwangleguanmen。neiyiwan，wozaiyemeishuizhe。lingchensandian，wotingjiantafangjianlichuanlaiyishengyayi……jianghuanqiduzhexinzhongduiaiqingheyongqidexiangwang。

精彩章节

hexinjinyingdiguyushenlingzhengdediyigeyue，chulewoyinxingkaliduochudebaweishu，shenghuohecongqianmeirenhequbie。

zhidaoneitianbanye，wobeikexing，moheizouchuwoshi，quezaizoulangjintouzhuangshangyigewenredexiongtang。heianzhong，

tashenshangqingliedexuesongqixijiangwobaoguo，erneijutuokouerchude“baoqian”weiyin，

quedaizheyisibuyichaelendehuangluan。“nizenmezaizhei？”wodakaibideng，ciyandeguangxianxia，

guyushenchuanzheyishensizhishuiyi，shoushang，heranbaozhewofangjiandezhentou。

zheijiushiwoheyingdidediyicihunhoujiaoliu，huangdandexiangyichusanliuxiju。womendehunyinshiyichangjiaoyi。

taxuyaoyigeqizilaiduzhumeitihejiarendezui，erwoxuyaoyibiqian，laizhengjiuwofuqinbinlinpochandegongsi。

hetongtiaokuanqingxiluolie，hubuganshesishenghuo，weiqiliangnian，daoqizidongjiechu。

womenshitongzhuyigewuyanxiade、zuishuxidemoshengren。baitian，tashiwanzhongzhumu、qinglengjinyudeguyushen，

zaijingtouqianyuwo“banyan”enaifuqi，shuliyouzhuanye。wanshang，womengezihuidaozoulangliangduandefangjian，

xiangliangtiaoyongbuxiangjiaodepingxingxian。kexianzai，zheitiaotielvsihubeidapole。

“wo……”taqingjuandelianshangshanguoyisilangbei，jiangzhentoubuzhehenjidizangdaoshenhou，

shengxianhuifuleyiguandelengdan，“mengyou。”zheigejiekoulantoule，landewolianchuochuandeyuwangdoumeiyou。

wozhishidianlediantou，yueguotaquchufangdaoshui。dengwohuilaishi，zoulangyijingkongwuyiren，

fangfogangcaideyiqiezhishiwodehuanjue。dandiertianzaoshang，wofaxianwodezhentoubeizhengqidifanghuileyuanwei，

shangmianhaicanliuzheyisijidande、bushuyuwodexuesongwei。congneitianqi，wokaishishimian。

wohuizaiwuyeshierdianzhunshitingjiantafangjianmenbeiningkaide、jiqiqingweideshengxiang。ranhou，

shiyichuankeyiyayide、jinhuqianxingdejiaobusheng，tingzaiwodemenqian。wodefangmenmeiyoufansuo，

tahuixianggeyoulingyiyangliujinlai，xiaoxinyiyidibaozouwodezhentou，zaiqiaowushengxidilikai。zhenggeguocheng，

anjingdexiangyichangmoju。wowufalijie。zheigezaiwairenmianqianlianyigeduoyuyanshendoulinseyujiwodenanren，

weishenmemeiwandouyaobaozhewodezhentoucainengrushui？woshenzhiequweidixiang，shibushitayoushenmeteshudepihao。

zhidaoyizhouhou，wozaizhentoudixia，faxianleyigenbushuyuwode、duanduandetoufa。neiyike，

woxindidehuangdangan，diyicibeiyizhongshuobuqingde、maogusongrandeguiyigansuoqudai。zheigezhentou，

daodizangzheshenmemimi？2hunhoudiyicigongkailiangxiang，shizaiyichangxingguangyiyidecishanwanyan。

guyushenqinziweiwotiaoxuanlelifu，yixiyuebaisezhangqun，tashuo，henchenwodeqizhi。huazhuangshizaiweiwozaoxingshi，

tajiuzaiyipanganjingdikanjuben，fangfowomenbushijijiangdengtaidefuqi，ershihaobuxianggandetongshi。“gulaoshi，

haole。”huazhuangshideshengyindapolechenmo。wocongjingzilikanxiangta，tawenshengtaitou，

muguangluozaiwoshenshangdeneiyishunjian，woqingxidikandaotatongkongweiweiyisuo，nazhejubendeshouzhi，

buzijuedishoujinle。neishiyizhonghunzazhejingyan、huainian，yiji……tongkudefuzayanshen。danzhiyimiao，

jiuhuifulegujingwubodedanmo。“zouba。”taqishen，jiqizirandixiangwoshenchushou。

tadezhangxinganzaoerwennuan，zhijiexiuzhang，gugefenming。zheishiwomendiyicizaiqingxingzhuangtaixiayouzhitijiechu。

dangwodezhijianchupengdaotazhangxindeshunjian，wogandaotajibukechadijiangyingleyixia。wotaiyankanta，

taquemubushixian，celiandexiantiaozaidengguangxiaxiandegewailengying。hongtanshang，shanguangdengrubaizhou。talanzhewodeyao，

zitaiqinmi，zuijiaoguazheqiadaohaochudeweixiao，wanmeidibanyanzheyigechenjinzaixinhunxiyuezhongdezhangfu。erwo，

yepeihediwanzhetadeshoubei，xiaodewenwandeti。womenxiangyiduipeihemoqideyanyuan，

yanzheyichumingwei“enai”dexi，taixiadeguanzhongkanderuchiruzui。wanyanshang，

yigeheduoledezhipianrenduanzhejiubei，yaoyaohuanghuangdixiangwozoulai，yanshenyouni，

yanyuqingtiao：“gutaitaizhenshihaofuqi，nengjiajiwomenashenzheimeyouxiudenanren。lai，wojingniyibei。

”wozhengxiangzhaogejiekoutuici，guyushenquebudongshengsedixiangqianyibu，qiahaodangzailewoheneigenanrenzhijian。

tajieguowodejiubei，yangtouyiyinerjin，ranhoujiangkongbeiqingqingfangzaituopanshang，fachuqingcuideyisheng。

tadeyanshenyijiupingjing，shengyinquelengdexiangbing：“wangzhipian，wotaitaibushengjiuli，wotitahele。tayeleile，

woxiandaitahuiqule。”shuowan，tabudengduifangfanying，bianlanzhewochuanguorenqun，zouchuleyanhuiting。zhenggeguocheng，

xingyunliushui，daizheyizhongburongzhihuideqiangshi。zhidaozuojinbaomuche，tacaisongkaiwo，

zhongxinhuifuleneifujurenyuqianlizhiwaidelengmo。“xiexie。”woqingshengdao。“hetongyiwueryi。

”tabishangyan，kaozaiyibeishang，shengyinlitingbuchuyisiqingxu，“zaigongzhongmianqian，baozhengnideanquanhetimian，

shiwodezeren。”wokanzhetapibeidecelian，xinliyouxieshuobuchudeziouwei。gangcaineigeshunjiandebaohu，

jingranzhishibinglengde“zeren”erzi。wozichaodixiaolexiao，ruanqingaruanqing，nihaizaiqidaishenmeni？

zheibenjiushiyichanghuangyan。3guanxihuanhedejiaxiang，zaidisanzhoubeichedisisui。qiyinshiwofaxian，

tabujintouwodezhentou，shenzhihaihuijiwogaibeizi。neitianwanshang，woguyizhuangshui，xiangkankantadaodiyaoganshenme。

wuyeshifen，taguoranruqierzhi。tabaoqizhentou，zhuanshenyaozou，queyoutingxiajiaobu，huitoukanlewoyiyan。

dagaishiwotilebeizi，jianbangluzailewaimian。heianzhong，wogandaotayouyulepianke，zuizhonghaishizouguolai，

fuxiashen，jiqiqingroudijiangwodebeijiaoyehao。tadezhijianbuxiaoxincaguowodelianjia，daizheyisibingliangdechugan。

neiyike，wowendaotashenshangchulexuesongwei，haiyouyigujidandejiuqi。wozaiyezhuangbuxiaqule。

womengdizhengkaiyan，zuoleqilai。simuxiangdui，kongqishunjianninggu。tayanzhongdejinghuangyishanerguo，

suijibeigengshendebinglengsuofugai。tabaozhewodezhentou，zhanzaichuangbian，xiangyigebeidangchangzhuahuodexiaotou，

yiyanbufa。“guyushen，”woganjuezijideshengyinzaifadou，buzhishiyinweifennuhaishibiedeshenme，

“nidaodixiangganshenme？touzhentou，banyejinwofangjian，zheijiushinisuoweide‘hubuganshe’？

”yexushiwodeyuqitaiguojianrui，yexushi“tou”zheigezicitongleta。tayuanbenjiumeishenmexuesedelian，

shunjianbaidexiangyizhangzhi。tameiyoujieshi，zhishisisidibaozheneigezhentou，fangfoneishitashijiedequanbu。

“batahaijiwo。”woshenchushou，yuqiqiangying。taxiangshimeitingjian，fanerbaodegengjinle。“guyushen！

”wozhongyurenwukeren，tigaoleyinliang，“nibietaiguofen！”tamengditaiqitou，yanjinglibumanlexuesi，

neishiyizhongwocongweijianguode、jinhujuewangdeyanshen。“chulezheige，niyaoshenme，wodoukeyijini。

”tadeshengyinsiyadekepa，“danzheigebuxing。”“yigezhentoueryi！

ni……”wodehuabeitajuejuedeyanshendulehuiqu。womenjiangchizhe，fangjianlidekongqiyayiderangrenzhixi。

zuizhong，taxiangshiyongjinlequanshendeliqi，zhuanshenkuaibuzoulechuqu，shenzhiwangleguanmen。neiyiwan，

wozaiyemeishuizhe。lingchensandian，wotingjiantafangjianlichuanlaiyishengyayide、tongkudesihou，

jinjiezheshizhongwudaodideshengyin。woyouyuzaisan，haishiqishenzouleguoqu。tadefangmenxuyanzhe，wotouguomenfeng，

kandaotaquansuozaidibanshang，hunshenlenghan，zuilibutingdinianzheshenme。

“……duibuqi……xiayule……biepa……”taxiangshixianrulemougekepadeemeng，zhenggerendouzaizhandou。

wozhanzaimenkou，jintuiliangnan。neigeemengsihushitabukechupengdejinqu，erwo，yigemingyishangdeqizi，

quelianyijuguanxindezigedoumeiyou。wodiyiciyishidao，zheizuobingshanzhixia，

huoxumaizangzheyipianzaoyibengtadefeixu。4.yiluode“wanan”neiwandechongtuzhihou，

womenzhijianbenjiuxibodekongqi，chedijiangdaolebingdian。tabuzailai“tou”wodezhentou，

erwoyexiangshiduqiyiban，meiwandoubamenfansuo。womenchenglezhenzhengyiyishangdehezushiyou，

chulezaibaomuhejingjirenmianqian，jihulingjiaoliu。zheiyangdelengzhanchixulejinliangzhou，zhidaotabingdao。neitianzaoshang，

tadejingjirenjianzhiyou，chenzhou，huojihuoliaodijiwodadianhua，shuoguyushenfagaoshao，shaodeyouxieshenzhibuqing，

quezenmedoubukenquyiyuan。wogandaotafangjianshi，tazhengguozhebeizi，shaodemanliantonghong，zuichunganlie。

woshenshoutanletantadeetou，tangdejingren。“womeishi。”tazhengzhazhexiangzuoqilai，

shengyinquexuruodexiangyituanmianhua。“niguanzheijiaomeishi？”womeihaoqididengletayiyan，zhuanshenquzhaoyiyaoxiang。

fanchutuishaoyaohewenduji，wodaoleshui，bayaodidaotazuibian。“chile。”tadagaishishaohutule，

jingyiwaiditinghua，guaiguaidibayaochilexiaqu。wojitaliangletiwen，sanshijiuduba。

woyonglengmaojinjitafuetou，youyongjiujingbangtacashishouxinhejiaoxinwulijiangwen。tayizhibizheyan，

zhangzhangdejiemaozaiyanxiatouxiayipiancuiruodeyinying，meiyoulepingrideqinglengheshuli，cikedeta，

kanqilaijingyoujifenxianggewuzhudehaizi。manghuoledabanye，tadetiwenzongsuanjiangxialeyixie。

woleidejinpilijin，pazaichuangbianjiushuizhele。mimihuhuzhong，woganjueyourenzaiqingqingfumowodetoufa。

dongzuohenqing，henwenrou，daizheyisiwodubudongdexiaoxinyiyiheliulian。woyiweishizuomeng，bianmeiyouzhengkaiyan。

“wanan，qingqing。”yigejiqimohude、daizhenongnongbiyindeni셔nan，piaojinlewodeerduo。qingqing？

womengdijingxing，taiqitou，zhengduishangguyushenneishuangyoushendemouzi。tayijingqingxingle，

yanshenhuifuleguanchangdelengjing，fangfogangcaineigewenroudemengjingcongweifashengguo。“nixingle？

”woyouxiebuzirandibolebotoufa，“ganjuezenmeyang？”“haoduole，xiexie。”tazuoqishen，

yuwolakaijuli，yuqikeqiyoushuyuan，“mafannile。”youshizheiyang。yidanhuifulizhi，

tajiulikesuohuitajianyingdeqiaoli。woyouxienaohuo，youyouxieshuobuqingdeshiluo。neigetuokouerchude“qingqing”，

daodishishei？shimougetazangzaixindidenvhai，haishi……zhishiwodeyichanghuanjue？woqishenzhunbeilikai，

taqueturanjiaozhulewo。“ruanqing。”“ng？”wohuitou。takanzhewo，yuyanyouzhi。zuizhong，

neishuangshensuideyanjinglisuoyoudeqingxudoutunqu，zhishengxiapibei。tayaoleyaotou：“meishenme，zaodianxiuxiba。

”wozouchutadefangjian，xinlineiguyiyangdeganjuequeyuelaiyueqingxi。guyushen，nidaodiyouduoshaomimi？

5.jiushiguangdeliehenguyushende“baiyueguang”，shiyutatongqichudaodeyinghou，suwan。

meitixieletamenshinian，shuotamenshiyulequanzuilingrenyinanpingdeyiduijintongyunv。suoyourendouyiwei，

guyushenbujinnvse，shizaidengsuwan。wojiandaosuwan，shizaiyigeshishangpinpaidefabuhuishang。

tachuanzheyishenhuohongsedezhangqun，mingyandongren，yichuchangjiuchenglequanchangdejiaodian。tajingzhixiangwomenzoulai，

lianshangguazheqinqiedexiaorong，yanshenquexiangyibajingzhundeshoushudao，zaiwoshenshanglaihuiqunxun。“yushen，haojiubujian。

”tadeshengyintianmeiyoushuren，“zheiweijiushinidexinhunqiziba？nihao，woshisuwan。”“nihao。

”wolimaodidiantou。“zhenmeixiangdao，nizuihouhuiquyigequanwairen。”suwandemuguangzhuanxiangguyushen，

daizhejifenchenguaiheqinni，“wohaiyiwei……womencaishiyileirenni。”zheijuhuashuodejiyoushuiping，

jidianminglewohetamende“butong”，youanshiletaheguyushenfeitongyibandeguanxi。guyushendemiansechenlechen，

yuqiquetingbuchuxinu：“zhishiyuanfendaole。”“yuanfen？”suwanqingxiaoyisheng，neixiaoshenglidaizheyisibuxie，

“yeshi，youxieren，jiushiyouzheiyangdehaoyunqi。”tayiyousuozhidikanlewoyiyan，ranhoucoudaoguyushenerbian，

yongbudabuxiao、qiahaonengrangwotingjiandeshengyinshuo：“wogangcongguowaihuilai，jinidaileliwu，

haishinizuixihuandeneikuanxiukou。wanshanglaodifangjian？”guyushenmeiyoulikehuida，taxiayishidikanlewoyiyan。

wonengganjuedao，zhouweisuoyoukanhaoxidemuguangdoujujiaozailewomenshenshang。

wochenglezheichang“zhenggong”yu“baiyueguang”duijuezhongzuigangadebeijingban。woturanjuedeyouxiehaoxiao。

woyoushenmezigegandaoganga？wobuguoshigenaqianbanshidehetonggongeryi。woduanqiyibeixiangbin，

duitahesuwanjulejubei，lianshangguazhedetideweixiao：“nimenliao，woquneibiankankan。”shuowan，

wozhuanshenlikai，jiangtamenheneixietanjiudemuguang，dougejuezaishenhou。wozhaolegeanjingdejiaoluo，

yikouqiheguanglebeizilidejiu。bingliangdeyetihuaguohoulong，

queyabuzhuxindineigumomingde、lianwozijidoujuedekexiaodesuanse。ruanqing，nishibushifengle？nijingran，

zaijidu？neitianwanshang，guyushenguoranmeiyouhuijia。woyigerentangzaikongkuangdedachuangshang，diyicijuede，

zheigeyongqianduiqiqilaidehualilaolong，shirucidebinglenghejijing。6.shikongdejubenwoheguyushendeguanxi，

yinweisuwandechuxian，xianrulegengshendejiangju。zhidaowomenbeijingjigongsidabao，

songqucanjiayidangmingwei《fuqidelangmanlvxing》dezhenrenxiu。woyibaigebuqingyuan，danhetongliyouzheiyitiao，

wowufajujue。jiemuluzhidizaiyigexuanyahaidaoshang，fengjingjuemei，danyouyigetiaozhanhuanjie，

shiyaoqiufuqishuangfanggongtongwanchengxuanyasujiang。wocongxiaojiuyouyanzhongdekonggaozheng，zhanzaixuanyabianshang，

kanzhexiamianfanyongdelanghuahelin-xundejiaoshi，wodetuiduzidouzaidazhan。“wo……wobuxing。

”wodelianseshunjianbiandecanbai。guyushenkanlewoyiyan，meitoujinsuo。taduidaoyanshuo：“takonggao，

zheigehuanjiewomenfangqi。”daoyanmianlunanse：“gulaoshi，zhei……zheishijiemuzuidadekandian，

hetongliye……”“neijiuweiyue。”guyushendeshengyinlengdemeiyouyisishangliangdeyudi。jiuzaizheishi，

tongzudesuwan（tazuoweifeixingjiabinyecanjialezheiqijiemu）zouleguolai，taqinrediwanzhuguyushendeshoubei，

roushengshuo：“yushen，biezheiyang，dajiadouzaikanni。ruanqingmeimei，zheiqishimeineimekepade，

kefuyixiajiuhaole，nikan，wokeyipeiniyiqitiaoa。”tadehua，xiangshiyigengenruanzhen，

zhazaiwodezizunshang。suoyoushexiangjidouduizhunlewo，woganjuezijixiangyigelinzhentuotaodenuofu。“wolai。

”woyaoleyaoya，duigongzuorenyuanshuo。guyushenshenshendikanlewoyiyan，neiyanshenfuzadewokanbudong。zuizhong，

tashenmeyemeishuo，zhishimomodibangwochuandaihaoanquanshebei，yibianyouyibiandijianchazhemeiyigesuokou。

tadedongzuohenzhuanye，shouzhiquedaizheyisibuyichajuedezhandou。“biepa。”tadixiatou，

zaiwoerbianyongzhiyouwomenliangrennengtingdaodeshengyinshuo，“xiangxinwo，wohuijiezhuni。

”tadeshengyinyouyizhongqiguaidemoli，jingranrangwohunluandexintiao，pingfuleyixie。sujiangkaishi，

dangwodejiaolikaixuanya，shentixuankongdeneiyike，jizhidekongjushunjianjuezhulewo。worenbuzhujianjiaoqilai，

danaoyipiankongbai。jiuzaiwoyiweizijikuaiyaosidiaodeshihou，yizhiyoulideshoubei，jiangwohenhendilanjinlehuaili。

shiguyushen。tajingranyegenzhetiaolexialai。tayongzijideshentijiangwohuzaineice，

renyoucucaodeyanbihuaguotadebeiji。tabaozhewo，zaiwoerbianyibianbiandidiyu：“biekanxiamian，kanzhewo。

ruanqing，kanzhewo。”wozhengkaiyan，dierutaneishuangshenbujiandidemouzili。neilimianmeiyoulepingridebingleng，

zhiyoumanmande、jihuyaoyichulaidedanyouhe……kongju。tayezaipa，tazaipawochushi。neiyike，

zhouweisuoyoudexuanxiaodouxiaoshile。xuanyadefeng，fanyongdehai，douchenglemohudebeijing。wodeshijieli，

zhishengxiatashikongdexintiao，heneiju“kanzhewo”。7.tadetidaipin？xuanyasujiangshijian，

rangguyushen“huqi”dejudongzaiwangshangyiyebaohuo。#guyushennanyouli#decitiaochongshangresoudiyi，

wushufensikedehuntianheidi，shuotakanwodeyanshen“jianzhishizailasi”。

wokanzheneixiebeijietufangdade、shenqingkuankuandeduishishunjian，xinliwuweizachen。neishizhendema？

haishi……youyichangbizhendeyanji？jiemuzhihou，taduiwosihuhaoleyixie。tabuzaikeyihuibi，

ouerhaihuizhudongwenwogongzuoshangdeshi。danzheizhongduanzandewenqing，zaisuwandeyigedianhuahou，zaicijiaranertui。

neitian，suwanyuewozaiyijiakafeitingjianmian。takaimenjianshan，jiangyifenchenjiudebaozhituidaowomianqian。

baozhideyulebantoushang，shiwodaxueshicanjiayigequanguodaxueshengbianlunsaihuojiangdezhaopian。neishidewo，

liuzhehexianzaichabuduodezhangfa，chuanzheyishenbaiqun，xiaodeqingseermingmei。“henxiang，duibudui？

”suwanduanqikafei，manyouyoudishuo。“shenme？”wobujie。“shinianqian，yushendiyicinajiangdeshihou，

houtaiyougexiaojizhecaifangta。neigexiaojizhe，yeshizheiyang，zhangfa，baiqunzi，xiaoqilaiyanjingwanwande。

”suwankanzhewo，yanshenlidaizheyisishenglizhedelianmin，“yushenzheixienian，yizhizaizhaota。kexi，

renhaimangmang，zenmedouzhaobudao。”wodexin，mengdichenlexiaqu。“suoyi，nimingbailema？

”suwanfangxiakafeibei，fachuqingcuideyisheng，“nibuguoshigetidaipin。tatouguoni，zaikanlingyigeren。

neicixuanyashang，taneimejinzhang，bushiyinweini，ershiyinweitabunengzaishiqu‘ta’yicile。niduitalaishuo，

zhishiyigezhangdexiang‘baiyueguang’deyingzieryi。”meiyigezi，douxiangyibacuilebingdedao，

henhendizhajinwoganggangkaishihuinuandexinzang。yuanlai，bingchuangshangneijuwuyishide“qingqing”，bushijiaowo，

ershineigesuweimoumiandexiaojizhe。yuanlai，taduiwodesuoyouteshu，douyuanyuyichangkexiaodeyiqing。wohuidaojia，

guyushenzhengzaiketingkanjuben。wozoudaotamianqian，wenta：“guyushen，niweishenmeyaoquwo？

”tacongjubenzhongtaitou，sihubumingbaiwoweishenmeturanwenzheige。tachenmolepianke，shuo：“yinweiniheshi。

”“heshi？”woxiaoleqilai，xiaodeyanleidoukuaichulaile，“shiyinweiwozhangdexiangtama？