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koubeichaogaodeduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《weijiubaiyueguang，laogongshejichehuogawoyaozi》，zhouyanbaiyueshijuqingfazhanlibukaideguanjianjiaose，wucuobanjuqingmiaoshu：jitamamaigezhongangguide“baojianpin”。wobushimeibaoyuanguo，dantazongnengyonghuayanqiaoyuhongdewoxinruan。xianzaixianglai，neixieqian，kongpadouyongzailebiechu。“shishei？……

精彩章节

1“linwan，zhuajinle！”zhouyandesihoushengchuantoucierdechacheyin，zaixiazhaideshandaoshanghuidang。

wokanzhetatonghongdeshuangyan，bumanxuesi，lianshangshikuazhangdejingkonghejuewang。tasisicaizhechache，

danshenxiadezheiliangbaoshijiexiangshituojiangdeyema，chaozheqianfangbuzubaimidexuanyahulanfengkuangchongqu。“chache！

chacheshilingle！”tazaicipaoxiao，fangxiangpanzaitashouzhongjuliedoudong。woyichangdilengjing。

shenzhihaiyouxianxinkanleyiyanchuangwaifeisudaotuidefengjing。henmei。jiushizuoweirenshengdezhongdian，youdiantaicangcule。

“zhouyan。”woqingshengkaikou，shengyinzaihuxiaodefengshengzhongqingxikebian，“womenjiehunsanzhounianjinianri，

nisongwodeliwujiushizheigema？”zhouyanmengdizhuantoukanwo，yanshenlichulejingkong，

haiyouyisilaibujiyanshidecuoe。tadagaimeiliaodao，zaizheizhongshengsiguantou，wohainengrucipingjingdigentaliaotian。

“ni……nishuoshenmehuhua！kuaizhuajin！”tahoulehuilai，shituyonggengdadeyinliangyangaitadexinxu。woxiaole。

congsuishendeshoubaoli，womantiaosilidinachuyigexiaoqiaodeheisefangkuai。anxialeshangmiandehongseanniu。

“nizaizhaozheigema？”wohuanglehuangshoulidedongxi，“xinhaopingbiqi。tezhide，fangyuanershimi，

yizhicangyingdoufeibujinlai，yefeibuchuqu。”zhouyandetongkongzhouranshousuo。taxiayishidimoxiangkoudailideshouji。

neili，tabengaishoudaoyitiaolaizitonghuodeduanxin，gaosutaqianmianluduanyijing“qingli”ganjing，

buhuiyourenhemujizhe。tayebengaizai“zhuiya”qianzuihouyimiao，jineigetangzaiyiyuanlidengzhehuanshendema，

fachuyitiao“ma，wojinlile”degaobieduanxin。xianzai，shenmedoumeiyoule。“bieyanle。

”wokanzhetashunjianshabaidelian，zuijiaodexiaoyigengshenle，“zheichuxi，

congyigeyueqiannimachachuniaoduzhengneitianjiukaishipailianleba？xinkunile，meitianduizhewozheizhanglian，

haiyaozhuangchushenqingkuankuandeyangzi。”che，haizaiqianchong。xuanyajinzaizhichi。

zhouyanlianshangdejingkongzhongyubuzaishiweizhuang，ershifazineixindekongju。taxiangbutong。tacehuadetianyiwufeng，

zenmehuibeiwokanchuan。“shini……”tashengyinfadou，“chacheshininongde？”“shia。”wotanranchengren，

shentisuizhecheliangdedianboweiweihuangdong，“zuotianwanshang，chennishuizhedeshihou。buguonifangxin，

woyouqinshoubataxiuhaole。”wodunledun，yingzhetabuganzhixindemuguang，yiziyijudishuodao。“bijing，

zheiliangchejiazhisanbaiwan，shiwohunqiandecaichan。zhuanghuaile，woxinteng。”“nixiangsi，bielazhewodecheyiqi。

”huayinluoxiadeshunjian，cierdemocashengjiaranerzhi。che，

wenwenditingzailejulixuanyahulanbudaoyimidedifang。zhouyanyinweijudadeguanxing，zhenggerenxiangqianpuqu，

youbeianquandaihenhendizhuailehuilai。tatanzaizuoyishang，dakoudakoudichuanzhecuqi，lenghanjintouletadechenshan。

cheli，siyibandejijing。wojiekaianquandai，tuikaichemen，shandingqinglengdefengshunjianguanlejinlai。wohuitou，

kanzhechelineigeshihunluopodenanren。“zhouyan，nizhendeyaoweilenima，shalewoma？”tameiyouhuida。

zhishiyongyizhongcuiledudeyanshen，sisididingzhewo。wozhidao，zheizhishiyigekaishi。

2zhouyandechenmomeiyouchixutaijiu。dangtayishidaozijidejihuachedibailu，bingqiebeiwoniezhulebabingshi，

neizhangyingjundelianshangxunsuqiehuanchenglingyizhongbiaoqing。huihen，tongku，haiyouyisiaiqiu。“wanwan，duibuqi，

wo……woshiyishihutu！”tapuguolai，xiangyaozhuazhuwodeshou，beiwoceshenduokai。

“womata……yishengshuotadengbulele，woshizaishimeibanfale！”tashuangxiyiruan，jingranyaodangchangjiwoguixia。

wolengyankanzheta。“meibanfa，jiukeyibawotuixiaxuanya，weizaochengyiwai，ranhoumingzhengyanshundizhaizouwodeshen？

”“bu！bushide！womeixiangshani！”tajiqiedibianjie，“wolianxideyishengjishuhenhao，

tamennengbaozheng……baozhengzhirangninaosiwang，shentijinenghaishiwanhaode……”tashuobuxiaqule。

yinweitakanjianwodeyanshen，xiangzaikanyigechetoucheweidefengzi。wolandezaigentafeihua，zhuanshenjiuzou。

tacongdishangpaqilai，chongdaowomianqianlanzhuwo，lianshangmanshifengkuang。“linwan，nibunengzou！

nizoulewomazenmeban！”“tazenmeban，yuwohegan？”wofanwen。“tashiwodeming！”tasihouzhe，

“niyaoshibujiuta，wojiugennitongguiyujin！”shuozhe，tajingranzhendezhuanshenchongxiangchezi，sihuyaozhongxinfadong，

genwoyiqichongxiashanya。womeiyoudong。zhishilenglengdikanzhetadebeiying。“zhouyan，zainidongshouzhiqian，

wojianyinixiankankanshouji。”tajiaobuyidun，yihuodihuitou。woyangleyangshouji：“jiuzaiganggang，

woyijingbawomengangcaizaichelideduihualuyin，liantongnineiwei‘zhuzhiyisheng’deziliao，

yiqifajilewodelvshi。e，duile，haishunbianbaolegejing，zuimingshi……guyisharenweisui。

”zhouyandeshentijiangzhule。talianshangdefengkuangtunqu，querdaiadeceshisihuibandejuewang。tazhidao，

tawanle。woraoguota，yibubuzouxiashan。shenhou，chuanlailejingdiyouyuanjijindeshengyin。womeiyouhuitou。

zheichangnaoju，bengaijiucijieshu。kewomeixiangdao，zhouyande**，yuanchaowodexiangxiang。

woyiweibaojingnengrangtashenxianlingyu，dantabeihouderenmaixianranbiwoxiangdegengshen。tahenkuaijiubeiqubaohoushen。

erwodenglaide，bushitadedaoqian，ershiyichangputiangaididewangluobaoli。

“wuqingqizijujueweibingweipopojuanshen，shangyannongfuyushexiandaiban！”“haomenerxixinbitiangao，

popoguiqiuyibuweisuodong！”“jiemiguangxianlianglibeihoudechoue：zhangfuweijiumuzoutouwulu，

qiziquezhiguzijikuaihuo！”yipianpiandiandaoheibaidegaozi，peishangwocanjiagezhongyanhuiguangcaizhaorendezhaopian，

hepopozhangcuilantangzaibingchuangshangxingrongkugaode“bingweizhao”。

zhouyanzeyiyigexiaozi、yigebeiqizishangtoulexindezhangfuxingxiang，jieshouzhegelumeitide“tongqingcaifang”。

wodeshoujibeidabaole。qinqi、pengyou、hezuohuoban……wushudedianhuayongjinlai，zhiwenwo，zhizewo，

quanshuowo。jiulianwoyuanzaiguowaidefumu，yedalaidianhua，youxinchongchongdiwenwodaodifashengleshenme。

wobazijiguanzaijiudianfangjianli，kanzhechuangwaihuimengmengdetian。zhouyanzheiyizhao，jiao“sharenzhuxin”。

tayaohuidiaowodemingyu，rangwochengweizhongshizhide，biwotuoxie。jiuzaiwokuaiyaobeizheixiezaoyinyanmeishi，

yitongmoshengdedianhuadalejinlai。wobenxiangguaduan，danguishishenchadijiele。dianhuaneitou，

shiyigejingguochulidedianziyin。“linwan**，xiangzhidaonipopozhenzhengdebinglima？

”woxinliyidong：“nishishei？”“woshisheibuzhongyao。zhongyaodeshi，wozhidaonipopozhangcuilan，

genbenbushiniaoduzheng。”3“nipopodede，shimanxingshenyan。suiranyexuyaozhuyi，

danyuanmeidaoxuyaohuanshendedibu。”dianziyinbudairenheganqingdichenshuzhe。“neifenniaoduzhengwanqidezhenduanbaogao，

shijiade。baokuotaxianzaizhudeyiyuan，neigejiaowangjianguodesuoweizhuzhiyisheng，doushizhouyanhuaqiananpaide。

”wodexinyidiandianchenxiaqu。suiranwozaojiuhuaiyishiqingbujiandan，dandangzhenxiangbei**luodijiekaishi，

neiguhanyihaishicongjiaodizhichongtianlinggai。“nixiangyaoshenme？”wowen。tianxiameiyoumianfeidewucan，

zheigedaoliwodong。“wobuyaoqian。”dianziyinshuo，“wozhiyaoni，rangzhouyanshenbaiminglie，yongbufanshen。

”“weishenme？”“nibuxuyaozhidaoweishenme。nizhixuyaozhidao，womenyougongtongdediren。”dianhuaguaduanle。

banxiaoshihou，wodeyouxianglishoudaoleyifenjiamiwenjian。

limianshizhangcuilanjinbannianlaizailingyijiagongliyiyuandequanbujiuzhenjilu、huayandan，

yijiyifenyousanweishenzangkequanweizhuanjialianhechujudebingqingshuoming。zhengjuquezao。chucizhiwai，

haiyouyifengengrangwozhenjingdewenjian。shizhouyanhetaneiwei“zhuzhiyisheng”wangjianguodetonghualuyin。luyinli，

zhouyandeshengyinqingxiwubi。“wangyisheng，shiqingbandezenmeyangle？”“zhouzongfangxin，

laotaitaizheibiandouanpaihaole，‘bingwei’deyangzizuodezuzude。jiudengnintaitaineibian……”“tabuken。

neige**，jingjiubuchichifajiu！”“nei……ninkan？”“anyuanjihuabzhixing。zhaogejihui，

zhizaoyichangyiwai。woxuyaota‘ziyuan’juanxian。jizhu，shoujiaoganjingdian，bieliuxiarenhebabing。

”woniezheshouji，zhijieyinweiyonglierfanbai。yuanlai，shandaoshangde“chacheshiling”，zhishitadebjihua。

ruguowodangchuxinruandayingle，dengdaiwode，

jiangshizaishoushutaishangbeitamenshenbuzhiguibujuedi“zhizaoyiliaoshigu”。zhouyan，nihaohendexin。

woshenxiyikouqi，yaxiafanyongdeqingxu，botonglelvshidedianhua。“zhanglvshi，zhengjuwonadaole。

zhunbeifanjiba。”diertian，jiuzaizhouyanyishoucaobande“weimuqifu”zhibohuodongjinxingdao**shi，

yikuaijudadeledpingmu，turanliangleqilai。pingmushang，kaishibofangneiduantonghualuyin。

zhouyanhewangjianguodeduihua，qingxidichuanbianlezhenggehuichang，yetongguowangluozhibo，

chuandaoleqianqianwanwandewangyouerzhong。xianchangyipianhuaran。zhengzaijingtouqianshengleijuxiakongsuwodezhouyan，

lianshangdebiaoqingshunjianninggu。tashenpang，yuanben“bingruo”defangfosuishihuiduanqidezhangcuilan，

mengdiconglunyishangzhanleqilai，zhizhedapingmu，fachuyishengjianjiao。“guandiao！kuaiguandiaota！”raner，

yijingwanle。luyinbofangwanbi，jinjiezhechuxiande，shizhangcuilanneifenzhenshidebinglibaogao，

yijisanweizhuanjiadelianheshengming。zhenxiang，yiyizhongzuizhijie、zuicanliedefangshi，gongzhiyuzhong。yulunshunjianfanzhuan。

qianyitianhaizaiduiwokouzhubifadewangyou，cikequandoudiaozhuanqiangkou，jiangzhouyanhezhangcuilanmadegouxuelintou。

“pianjuan！zheijiarenjianzhishizhapianjituan！”“taiedule！weilepianshen，lianzijideqinmadounengnalaidangyanyuan！

”“xintenglin**，jialezheimeyigechusheng！”jingchahenkuaigandaoxianchang，zaiwushushanguangdengdejujiaoxia，

daizouleliansecanbaidezhouyanheyijingtanruanrunidezhangcui-lan。wozuozaijiudiandeluodichuangqian，

kanzheshoujishangbuduantiaochudexinwentuisong，xinzhongquemeiyoubanfenfuchoude**。zhiyouyipianbinglengdehuangwu。

jiuzaizheishi，neigeshenmidedianziyinzaicidalaidianhua。“gandebucuo。”“zheizhishikaishi。”woshuo。

“dangran。”dianziyinsihuxiaoleyixia，“zhouyanbeihou，haiyouyitiaogengdadeyu。nipopozhangcuilan，

buguoshigeyoutou。zhenzhengxuyaoneikeshende，lingyouqiren。”4“lingyouqiren？”wodexinmengdiyitiao。

“nibuhaoqima？zhouyanyigeputongdegongsigaoguan，shicongnalilaiderenmaihecaili，buxiazheimedayigeju？

maitongyisheng，weizaobingli，caokongyulun……zheikebushiyibixiaoqian。”dianziyindehuaxiangyibayaochi，

dakailewoxinzhongyizhiyilaideyihuo。shia，zhouyansuirannianxinbaiwan，danwomenhunhouyizhishiwozaibutiejiayong。

tahuaqiandashoudajiao，jitaneigedubochengxingdediditiankulong，jitaneixiehupenggouyoumaidan，

jitamamaigezhongangguide“baojianpin”。wobushimeibaoyuanguo，dantazongnengyonghuayanqiaoyuhongdewoxinruan。

xianzaixianglai，neixieqian，kongpadouyongzailebiechu。“shishei？”wozhuiwen。“yigejiao‘baiyue’denvren。

”baiyue。zheigemingzixiangyigenzhen，henhenzhajinwodexinzang。tashizhouyandedaxuechulian，

shitakouzhongneige“aierbude”debaiyueguang。zhouyancengbuzhiyicizaiwomianqian，huozuihou，huogankai，

tiqizheigenvren。shuotaruhemeihao，ruheshanliang，queyinweijiatingbiangu，budebuyuanzoutaxiang。tashuo，

tashitaxinliyongyuandeyihan。wocengweicichicu，yecengweicibuan。danzhouyanzongnengxinshidandandibaozheng，

neidouguoqule，xianzaitaaiderenshiwo。woxinle。xianzaixianglai，zhenshigetiandadexiaohua。

“baiyueyedeleniaoduzheng，erqieshijixing。tadengbuletaijiu。”dianziyinjixushuo，“zhouyanweileta，

jihutaokonglejiadi，haiqianleyi**gaolidai。tazhaobudaoheshideshenyuan，suoyicaibazhuyidadaolenishenshang。

”“tacehuazheiyiqie，bushiweiletama，ershiweiletadebaiyueguang。”wozhijuedeyizhentianxuandizhuan。yuanlai，

wobujinshigebeiyongshenyuan，haishigechetoucheweidetidaipin。taquwo，huoxucongyikaishi，

jiushikanzhonglewojiankangdeshenti，hewobeihouyinshidejiajing。“zhengju。”wocongyafenglijichulianggezi。

“huijinide。”dianziyinzaiciguaduanledianhua。zheiyici，wodenglezhengzhengsantian。zheisantianli，

zhouyanhezhangcui-lanyinweizhapianhexuyishanghaibeizhengshipibu，dengdaitamendeshifalvdeyancheng。

wangluoshangguanyuwodefengpingyechedinizhuan，wushudetongqinghezhichiyongxiangwo。danwoyidianyegaoxingbuqilai。

wodeshijie，yijingbengtale。disantianwanshang，woshoudaoleyigexindejiamiwenjian。dakaihou，

wodetongkongmengdiyisuo。neishiyiduanshipin。shipindechangjing，shiyijiagaodanghuisuodebaoxiang。

zhouyanzhengguizaiyigenvrenmianqian，baozhetadetui，kudexianggehaizi。“yueyue，nizaidengdeng，

wohenkuaijiunengnadaoshenyuanle！nixiangxinwo！”neigenvren，wojianguotadezhaopian。zhengshibaiyue。

tachuanzheyishenbaiqun，liansecangbai，queyirandaizheyizhongbingtaidemei。taqingqingfumozhezhouyandetoufa，

shengyinwenroudenengdichushuilai。“ayan，niweilewo，zhendezhidema？

tabijingshinideqizi……”“tasuanshenmeqizi！”zhouyanmengditaiqitou，yanshenlimanshiyuandu，

“tabuguoshiwohuaqianmailaideyigeshengyugongju，yigeyidongdexueku！yaobushikanzaitashentihao，

peixingyemianqiangheshi，wogenbenbuhuiduokantayiyan！”“yueyue，zaiwoxinli，wodeqizi，

yongyuanzhiyouniyige。”shipindaozheili，jiaranersheng。wozuozaishafashang，hunshenbingleng，ruzhuibingku。yuanlai，

wozaitaxinli，liangerendousuanbushang。zhishiyige……gongju。shoujizhendongleyixia，

shineigeshenmihaomafalaideduanxin。“baiyuexianzaijiuzaichengnandeshengxinsirenyiyuan，vipbingfang801。

zhouyanjitaqinglezuihaodehugong，ershisixiaoshikanhu。”wohuanhuanzhanqishen，zoudaoyimaojian。jingzili，

wodeliansehebaiyueyiyangcangbai。danwoyanzhongdehuoyan，quezuyijiangzhenggeshijieranshaodaijin。zhouyan，baiyue。

nimenqianwode，wohuiyibiyibi，lianbendailiditaohuilai。5shengxinsirenyiyuan。wodaizhemojinghekouzhao，

zoujinzheidongkanqilaigengxiangwuxingjijiudiandejianzhu。qiantaidehushixianglanwo，

wozhijiebaochulebaiyuedemingzihefanghao。“woshitameimei，laijitasongxiedongxi。”hushidalianglewojiyan，

huoxushiwoshenshangneijianjiazhibufeidexiangnaiertaozhuangqilezuoyong，tazuizhonghaishifangxingle。

vipbingfangdezoulanghenanjing，dishangpuzhehouhoudeditan，xishoulesuoyoudeshengyin。

wozhanzai801bingfangmenkou，nengqingxiditingdaolimianchuanlaishuoxiaosheng。“yueyuejie，nijintianqisehaoduole。

”shiyigenianqingnvhaideshengyin，yinggaishihugong。“shima？”baiyuedeshengyindaizhexiaoyi，