lingdudexiaoshuo《wojiaochenyuanshigenongcunwa》yiqijingcaideqingjieheshenduderenwukehuaxiyinleguangdaduzhe。gushizhong，chenyuanshiyingjinglileyiduanlingrennanwangdelvcheng，faxianlezijineizaidelilianghejiazhi。tongguomianduikunnanhetiaozhan，chenyuanshiyingzhujianbaituoshufu，zhanxianchuwuxiandeqianli。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanlexiwangyuchengzhang，luohuizhangshenbiandeneigexiaoguniangfuzezhuchi，takouchiqingxi，yusushizhong，biekannianjixiao，luoluodafang。tashuo：“womenqingshanglaidiyijianbaobei，zheishiyizunzhouchaoji……bijiangjiduzheliuxiashenkedeyinxiang。
zhongyu，lundaozuihoudebaobeishangchangle，zheidongxishiyongyigexiangzizhuangzheshanglaide。xiangzibeibanshimuzhide，shangxiazuoyouheqianmiandoushiyongboliwufengzhuzaochulaide。
shiyingshuo：“bailaoban，zheixiangzibeibanshishanghaodezitanmu，qitawumiandoushifangdanbolicaizhide。suozaihoumian，dengxiajiuyaodakai，badongxinachulaijidajiakankan。ninyaobuyaoshangqukankan？”
baiyeyeshuo：“woziranyaoqukankan。”
zhuchirenxiaoxinyiyibaxiangziconghoumiandakai，bazheigepiaoliangdeshuangerqinghuaguanconglimiannalechulai，yichulaijiujirenyizhongwenrunruyudeganjue。
zhuchirenshuo：“dajiakeyiyouxushanglaichakanle，yicishanglaiwugeren。fenpishanglai。congqianmiankaishiba。”
jiezhe，wugerenwugerendecongqianmianshangquguanzhan，yibo/bodeshangqu，yibo/bodexialai，zhishikanzheiguanzi，lundaowomendeshihoujiuyonglejiangjinlianggexiaoshile。
zhongyulundaowomenwugeshangqule，yeshipaimaichanglizuihoudewugerenle。
kandechulai，zheiguanziyinggaishijiazhilianchengde，buranyebuhuizheimejinshenhezixile。qianlianggedoumeiyourangdajiashangqukan，weiduzheigebutong。
wo、huzi、baiyeye、baixiheshiying，womenwugeshangquzhihou，shiyingnazhefangdajingzixiguankan。
wobudongciqi，yebudongzhenwei。danshidangwokandaozheiguanshenshangdeqinghuadeshihou，wonaodaituranwengdiyisheng。
zheiqinghuamiaohuideshanchuanheliushumuhubo，genbenjiubushishenmeyangjiandedongxi，zheishiyichushanghaodeyinzhaisuozai。
wozaixinlimoniandao：shangupingyangbenyoulong，yinyangjiao/herenxianzong。zangfengjuqiweizhenxue，fengchuishuijieshoudingqiong。
zheibushishenmemingchaoxuandenianjiandegongtingyuyongshuangerguan，ershigongtingyuzhideguhuiguana！shizhuanmenjiyixieyaozhedehuangzi、gongzhuzhunbeideguhuiguan。
wocaixiang，zheiguanzideyongtuyinggaishizheiyangde，youxiehuangzihuozhegongzhudelechuanranbing，huozheshizhonglexiedesidiaole，huozheshizhashile，jiuxuyaobashitihuohua，huohuazhihoudeguhuijiuhuizhuangzaizheilimiandeba。
anlishuo，zheiyuzhideguhuiguanyinggaishiyouyinhuide，jiushishuochulewaimianyouhuawen，zailimianyeshiyouhuawende。waimianbiaoxiandeshishanshui，limianbiaoxiandejiushiyinzhai。
zheiguanziyougaizi，zheigaizishifengzaishangmiande。zheishipasheibuxiaoxinjipengdiaole，yaoshigaizishuaisuile，zheiguanzikejiubuzhiqianle。
suoyi，woshikanbudaolimiande。
buguozaiwokanlai，zheiguanziyiwenbuzhi。yigeguhuiguan，sheimaihuiquzuoshenmea？fangzaijialijiushizhaoguidexiewu，bujuedehuiqima？woxiang，renheyigerendoubuhuimaigeguhuiguanhuijiabaizhedeba。
kanwanlezhihou，daolechujiadehuanjiele。
shiyingdangrenburang，shanglaijiujupaile，taqingcuidihanleju：“yibaiwan！”
zheiguanzikanqilaiqueshishipiaoliang，xiamianyou“damingxuandenianzhi”dekuan，yequeshishixuandenianjianhuanggongliyongdedongxi。zhibuguozheidongxibushigongtingdebaijian，gengbushihuanghouyonglaiaxianroudeguanzi，zheishiyigeguhuiguan。
zaiwokanlai，yaonaoxiaohuale。
shiyinghanleyibaiwanzhihou，qianmianyourenzhijiehanlegegaojia：“yibaiyishiwan。”
baiyeyezheishihoumanmandijuqilepaizilai，handao：“sanbaiwan！”
zheiyihanbawohehuaile，xinshuoshawanyijiusanbaiwana。
wobudebuxiaoshengshuo：“baiyeye，zheidongxibuzhizheigejia。bieluanhana！”
baixibailewoyiyanshuo：“nidongshenme？zheikeshixuandeguanyaodejingpinqinghuashuangerguan。gujiquanqiuyejiuzheiyijianle。”
shiyingzaiyipangxiaoshengshuo：“bailaoban，shouxialiuqinga。zheiguanzirangjiwo，ganjibujin。”
baiyeyeshuo：“shilaoban，zheikongpabuheguiju。yaoshihujiangjunzhidaowoliangzaizheilishangliangjiaqian，nijuedetahuikaixinma？”
guoran，huxiaojunzheishihouzhuanguotoulaile，zaikanzhewomenzheibian。
shiyingzheishihouyeyouxiewunaile，bapaizijuleqilai，hanleju：“sanbaisanshiwan！”
hanwanzhihou，shiyingcongyafenglixiaoshengshuo：“bailaoban，zheicirangjiwo，yihouwohuiduoduozhaogunindeshengyide。”
baiyeyebuchizheitao，juqipaizilai，langlanghandao：“sibaiwan！”
dunshi，changxiayipianjinghu。henmingxian，sibaiwanneikeshiyigetianjiale。
huziwuzhezijidexinzangshuo：“laochen，buxingle，woshoubulele。zheiqunrenshibushifengle。”
woxianzaizuidanxindejiushibaiyeyebadongxijipaixialai，zheidongxiyidanpaixialai，pengbushangneixinghaishikeyide，yidanpengshangneixing，kanchuanlezheidongxi，zheidongxiyejiuzhinengshuaizaidishangtinggexiangle。
xuandeguanyaoyebuxinga，zheibushigezhengjingwujian，zheishiguhuiguana！
woqilai，zuodaolehuzideneibianqu，aizhebaixizuoxiale，woxiaoshengduibaixishuo：“zheidongxibuzhi，niquanquanbaiyeye，biepaile。”
baixibailewoyiyanshuo：“nidongshenme！zheidongxijiazhiliancheng，woyeyeshuo，zheidongxideshijijiazhi，qimashangyi。”
woyiwunaodai，xinshuoshangyigepia！
shiyingyouchujiale，zheicimeiyouyidiandiandejia，tajuzhepaizishuo：“wubaiwan！”
zheixia，baiyeyeyouyuleyixia，tashuo：“shilaoban，zheishiwomenzhongguodebaobei，nidasuanbatanongnaliqua？”
shiyingshuo：“bailaoban，chengrangle。nindeshenjiawohaishiqingchude，wubaiwan，shininnengchujiadejixianleba。ninmaileneifuhua，yewufeijiushiweilezheiguanziba。wobahuashuozaizheili，zhiyaoninnengchuliubaiwan，zheiguanziwojiubuyaole。”
baiyeyeshuo：“wojiusuanzaguomaitie，yeyaodedaozheiguanzide。”
zheishihou，taishangyijingkaishihanle：“haiyouchugenggaojiagedema？”
baiyeyedeshouduosuole，naodaishangzhimaohan。danshitadeshouhaishimanmantaiqilaile，wozhidao，bixuzuzhile。
taishangkaishihan：“wubaiwandiyici，wubaiwandierci，……”
wokanzhebaiyeyedeyanshenjiuzhidao，tayaojupaizile。
woyishenshoujiubapaiziqiangleguolai，baiyeyejile，shenshoulaiqiang。woyibajiuzhuazhulebaiyeyedeshouwan。
cishi，wohebaiyeyehaigezhebaixini，woliangdeshoujiufangzailebaixidetuishang。
baiyeyeshuo：“nibuyaohuaiwodashi。”
woshuo：“xiangxinwo，wohuijinijieshide。zheiguanzi，jiade。”
“不可能！”
woshuo：“xinwoyici。”
zheishihou，taishanghanle：“wubaiwansanci，chengjiao！”
baiyeyezheishihouyiwunaodai，shentiyiruanwanghouyikao，tashuo：“hunxiaozi，nihuailewodedashi！”
shiyingzheishihoukanzhewoxiaole，shuo：“laochen，xiele。”
woshuo：“nibuyongxiewo，nihaishiziqiuduofuba。”
shiyingxiaozhezhanleqilai，xiaozhezoudaotaishang，zhongrenkaishiguzhang。tamanmandijuqilaineigeguanzi，xiaozheshuo：“guanzishiwodele，xiexiedajiachengrang！”
taxiaoxinyiyibaguanzifangjinleneigetezhidexiangzilimian。zheishihouhuxiaojunshangqu，qinziheshiyingzuolejiaojie，tashenchushoushuo：“gongxiniashilaoban，zheikeshinandedebaobei。”
baiyeyezheishihouhuanguojinglaile，qilaikusangzheliankanzhewoshuo：“woyaonijiwoyigejieshi。”
woshuo：“jishenmea，dengxiawojiujininjieshi。”
“woxianzaijiuyaojieshi。”tayaoyaqiechidishuo。“wokanniheneigeshilaobanjiushiyihuode。”
wozheishihouxiaolexia，woshuo：“dengtamenfuwanqianzaishuo。”
woxinshuo，shiyinga，huxiaojuna，wojintiankankanniliangyaozenmexiazheigetai。
cishidetaishang，yijingkaishijiaojiele，yishoujiaoqian，yishoujiaohuo。zheiyesuanshiyigeyishileba，jiaodeqiandoushimeijin，jiaodehuocuicanduomu。
taishangdoujiaojiewanle，taixiayipianzhuhezhisheng。
shengyinzhujianluoxia，danshitaishangderenhaichenjinzaimaimaidexiyuezhizhong。
yejiushizaizheishihou，wozhanleqilai，dashengshuodao：“zheiguanzipashibuduia！”
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