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benzhanzuixinshangjiadeyouzhixinshu，duanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《wojiepi“dadao”，beilatanvbihunle》，muqianzhengzaigengxinlianzaizhong，zhangyalinmoshishuzhongchuchangjiaoduodeguanjianrenwu，zuozhe“langlanghuahua ”qingxinbianzhuzhong，zhuyaojiangshudeshi：danxiaotouliuxiade‘dasaochengguo’yuanchaosunshi。‘biqingshigejiazhengdouganjing，lianwomadoukua’。zhangnvshixianyibaojing，zaisanqiangdiao‘juebuzhuijiuzeren’，weiyisuqiu……

精彩章节

nishuozheijiaoshenmeshi？yigejiepidaojianbudehuichenbijianbudejingchahaijinzhangde“linshixiaotou”，

chuangjinrenjialataguniangjia，qianmeitoumingbai，xianbarenwuzishoushidenengzhijiepaijiazhuangguanggao；renjiagunianggengjue，

beitoulebuguangbubaojing，hainazhexiaotouliude“majiebianlitie”daochuxunren，jingchadoubeitazhengmengle，

hezhezheianbushilaizhuazeide，shilaidanghongniangde？diyizhang：zheibeizimeijianguozheimezangdejiawojiaolinmo，

zhenbushishenmexiaotou。zheihuawoduizhexiaoqumenkouneizhanhuminghuandeludengshuoguo，

duizhebianlidianguoqisantiandeniunaishuoguo，xianzaidunzaisanlouqiangwaidekongdiaowaijishang，

haizaixinlimoniandisanshiqibian。kudoulineigenmodefaliangdetiesiluozhedatui，

bingliangdechuganrangwodalegeduosuo——bushipade，shiwanfengyoudianliang。

shangzhoulaobanjuanzhezhenggechejiandegongzipaolushi，woyinxingkalizhishengsanshiqikuailiu。

fangdongdamapaizhemenhan“zaibujiaozujiurengnidongxi”shi，

wozhengdunzaikongbingxiangqianyanjiudongchengkuaidebingnengbunengdangwanfan。zhidaosantianqianluguozheidonglaolou，

kanjiansanlouyangtaineishanmeiguanyandetuilachuang，xiangzhizhazheyouhuodeyanjing，woneigenjinbengdeshenjingcaizhongyuduanle。

“jiuyici，”wodangshiduizhezijideyingzifashi，“nagoufangzujiuzou，juebutanduo。”caidiansantian，

moqinglezhuhudeguilv——yigeguniang，meitianqidianzhunshixiaban，huilaijiuguanzhedeng，

buzhidaozaiwulidaogushenme。jinwanqidianshifen，woquerenwulimeiliangdeng，caijiezheqianggendeyinyingmodaolouxia，

shoujiaobingyongdipashangkongdiaowaiji。jinshuwaijibeiwocaidegazhixiang，hedewoxinzangchadianbengdaosangziyan，

zhuazhechuangkuangfanjinqushi，xigaihaikezaiyangtailanganshang，tengdewoziyaliezui。luodideshunjian，

woxianpingzhuhuxitingdongjing，wulijingqiaoqiaode，zhiyouchuanglianbeifengchuidongdexisusheng。henhao，meiren。

wogangyaozhiqiyaomoxiangketing，jiaodibanturanchuanlaiyizhennianhuhudechugan，xiangshicaizailemeigandekouxiangtangshang。

“cao。”wodimayisheng，jiezhechuangwaitoujinlaideyueguangditoukan——xuanguandedibanshang，

buzhidaojileduoshaocenghui，hunzhejidigandiaodeyouzi，xingchengyikuaishenhesede“ditu”。

pangbiandexieduidexiangzuoxiaoshan，yundongxie、tuoxie、gaogenxiejizaiyiqi，

zuidixianeishuangfanbuxiedexiedaidoufameile，sanfachuyigunanyiyanyudesuanfuwei。woneidianzuozeidejinzhanggan，

shunjianbeiyigugengqiangliedeqingxuyanmeile——shijiepifazuoshideshenglixingbushi。wozheirenyougemaobing，

jianbudezangluan，zijineijianshipingmidechuzuwu，dibanmeitiandouyaotuoliangbian，dongxibaidewaiyidiandoudefuzheng。

keyanqianzheidifang……shuoshilajichangdousuantaiju。ketingdeshafashangrengzhejijianzhoubabadetxu，

lingkouheidefaliang，xiangshigangcongnishuililaochulai。chajishangduizhesansigewaimaihe，zuishangmianneigechangzhekou，

limiandepaomiantangyijingningchenglehuangbaisededong，pangbianhaitangzhebangenyaoguodehuotuichang，

lvmaozhangdebiwozhijiadouzhang。“ou——”womeirenzhu，weiliyizhenfanjiangdaohai，ganjinwuzhuzuituidaoyangtai。

benlaijihuadehaohaode：jinketing，zhaochouti，naqian，yuanluchetui，quanchengbuchaoguoshifenzhong。kexianzai，

wokanzheneipianlangjie，shouzhidoukaishifayang。jiuxiangyourennazheyumaozainaowoshenjing，bubazheidifangnongganjing，

wolianhuxidoujuededudehuang。“jiutuogedi，”woyaoyaoyajizijizhaojiekou，“burancaidemanjiaozang，

huiquhaidexixie。”congyangtaijiaoluofanchutuobashi，wofaxianzheiwanyierbiwoneichuangbeizihaichen，

tonglideshuilvdexiangqingtai。worenzheexinjieletongxinshui，daolebanpingbuzhidaoguoqiduojiudeqingjieji，

lunqituobajiukaishigan。diyibiantuowan，shuibianchenglemoheise，tuobashanghaichanlejigentoufa。dierbian，

disanbian……zhidaodibannengyinyuezhaochuchuangwaideludeng，wocaizhiqiyao，houyaosuandexiangyaoduanle。gangchuankouqi，

yanjiaoyuguangpiejianshafafengliluchudewazi。neiwazihuipupude，jiaozhitouneikuaipolegedong，

juranjiuneimetuanzaineier。wotaiyangxuetutuzhitiao，xiangshibeirennazhenzhaleyixia。“made，haorenzuodaodi。

”wobaxinyiheng，kaishilegengfengkuangde“dasaochu”。

duizaishafashangdeyifubeiwofenchengsanlei：kanzhehainengchuande，saijinxiyiji（juranhainengzhuan）；mingxiangairengde，

zhuangjinmenkoudelajidai；haiyoujiankanzhetingguidelianyiqun，beituanchenglexiancaigan，

woyingshiyuntangleshifenzhongcaihuifuyuanxing。chufangcaishizhongzaiqu。zaotaideyouwuhoudenengguaxialaichaocai，

shuicaolipaozhedewandiefalemei，liancizhuanfenglidouqianzhefanli。woshaolesanhukaishui，

yonggangsiqiuzhanzhexijiejingcenglebangexiaoshi，zhidaozaotailiangdenengzhaojianrenying，caifaxianzijietoushangquanshihan，

txuhoubeishileyidapian。woshili，tadehuazhuangpinrengdehuazhuangtaidaochudoushi，kouhonggaizimeigai，

fendiyesaleyidi。wodunzaidishang，ansehaobakouhongpaihao，yongjiujingmiancaganjingfendiyedehenji，

lianchuangtoujushangneibenjuanlejiaodeshu，doubeiwofupingleyejiao。dengwozhongyutingshoushi，

chuangwaideyueliangdoupadaotoudingle。zhenggewuzixiangbeishilemofa，liangtangdehuangyan。dibanfanguang，shafazhengjie，

liankongqilidoupiaozhedandandeqingjiejixiangwei。wochazheyaozhuanleliangquan，

juranshengchudianmomingqimiaodezihaogan——zheihuoergande，bijiazhenggongsizhuanyeduole。zhidaozheishi，

wocaixiangqizijishilaiganmade。lakaiketingneigediaoleqidechouti，limianguorantangzheyitaxianjin，woshuleshu，

zhenghaoliangqian。chuaijindoulishi，zhijianpengdaochaopiaodezhigan，turanjuedeyoudiankui——wozheisaxiaoshidelaodongliang，

gugejinpaibaojiedoubuzhizheigejia。piejianbingxiangshangdebianlitie，woshunshouchaoqipangbiandemakebi，

bijianxuanlebantian，caihenhenxiexia：“nishigezhuma？haohaodejiazhengdexianggezhuwo，

wozheigexiaotoudoukanbuxiaqu。zhibuzhidaowoleichengshayang？tuosanbiandiban，shuaershigewan，haibangniyunlequnzi！

zheiliangqiankuaisuandasaofei，buxie。”xiewanjuedehaibugoujieqi，youzaimoweihualegeziyadebiaoqingbao。

tiezaibingxiangzhengzhongyang，wozuihoukanleyanzheiwuzi——ganjingdexianggeyangbanjian，genwogangjinlaishipanruoliangdi。

fanchuangliuzoushi，woguishishenchadihuitouwangleyiyan，sanloudechuanghuheichenchende，xianggegangbeiqingliganjingdeshudong。

“xiacizaizheimezang，shenxiandoujiubuleni。”woduizheyekongdiguleyiju，zhuanshenrongjinlexiaoqudeyinyingli，

meizhuyidaokujiaoshanghaizhanzheyidiancongtashafashangcengxialaidemaomao。

dierzhang：zheiqianhuadeyoudiantangchuaizheneiliangqiankuaiqianxialoushi，wojiaobufapiao，bushiyinweixinxu，shizhenleizhele。

congsanloufanxialaideshunjian，xigaihaizaiyinyinzuotong，gangcaidunzaidishangcachufangcizhuanfengshi，

yaoxiangbeirenyongdunqichuiguo，xianzaizhiqilaidoufeijing。xiaoqumenkoudebianlidianhailiangzhedeng，wojihushichongjinqude，

zhibenqingjiequ。naqizuicibideneikuanxiaodupenwu，duizhezijidekutui、xiezi、shouwanmengpen，

liantoufasidoumeifangguo。shouyintaideayikanwodeyanshenxiangkangeshenjingbing，

womeilita——biqibeidangchengshenjingbing，wogengpabaneiwulide“zangdongxi”daihuijia。

huidaowoneijianshipingmidechuzuwu，tuikaimendeshunjian，xinlicaisuantashiledian。qiangshixinshuadebai，

dibantuodefanguang，zhuozishangdepaomiantongbaichengyitiaozhixian，lianlajitongdoutaozheliangcengganjingdedaizi。

zheicaishirenzhudedifang，woduizhekongqitanlekouqi，baneitaqiantaochulaifangzaizhuoshang。

hongsedechaopiaotouzheguyoumowei，woshulesanbian，buduobushao，zhenghaoliangqian。zhijianhuaguochaopiaobianyuanshi，

turanxiangqizhangyajianeigediaoqidechouti——lakaishihai“zhiya”xiang，limianchulezheitaqian，

jiuzhiyoujimeiyingbiheyizhangchaoshihuiyuanka。zheirenguodeyetaicaole，liangexiangyangdeqianbaodoumeiyou。

diertianyizao，wochuaizheqianqujiaofangzu。fangdongdamashuqianshi，zhijiafenglideheinicengdaolechaopiaoshang，

wokandeyanpizhitiao，chadianshenshouquqiang。dengtakaileshouju，wojihushitaoyesidelikai，youzuanjinchaoshi，

mailexindebeiru、sijiantao，shenzhihuanlegedaigaidelajitong。luguoshengxianqu，

kanzhehongtongtongdexihongshihecuilvdehuanggua，guishishenchadilinleyidou——yiqianwohenshaomaicai，

zongjuedexicaizecaitaimafan，burupaomianlaidekuai。qianhuachuqudaban，qianbaobiele，xinliquemeitashi。

bangwanzhumiantiaoshi，dingzheguolifangundeshuimian，naozilituranmaochuzhangyajianeigefameidepaomiantong。

neiwanyierdeduoyingxiangshiyu？tameitianduizheneiyangdewuzi，chidexiafan、shuidezhejuema？disitianbangwan，

woxiabanluguoneigexiaoqu，jiaoxiangbeidingzhuleside，nuobudongbu。taitouwang，sanloudedengliangle，

nuanhuangsedeguangtouguomeilayandechuanglianlouchulai，zaidishangtouchumohudeyingzi。guishishenchadi，woraodaolouhou，

jiuzhanzaineitianfanchuangdeweizhi，gezheshuyingwanglikan。tahuilaile。chuanzhejianhuisedeweiyi，

toufaluanzaozaodizhazainaohou，shoulihailinzhegegugunangnangdefanbubao。yijinmen，taxianzaixuanguanlenglejimiao，

xiangshibeijiaoxiadeganjingdibantangdaoside，shitanzhecailecai，suijiyoudunxiaqu，shouzhizaidibanshanghualeyixia。

ranhoutamanmanzoudaoketing，shenshoumolemoshafa——neiliyuanbenduizhetadezangyifu，xianzaikongdangdangde。

dakaiyijushi，ta“ya”leyisheng，shengyinbuda，woquetingdezhenqie。

taduizhediedefangfangzhengzhengdeyifukanlebantian，youzhuanshenchongjinchufang，jiezheshiwoshi。zuihou，tazhanzaibingxiangqian，

naqileneizhangwoxiedebianlitie。ludengdeguangganghaozhaozaitalianshang，wokanjiantadingzhezhitiao，jianbangxianshijinbeng，

ranhoumanmankuaxialai，turandunzaidishang，wuzhulianxiaoleqilai。bushineizhongqijibaihuaidexiao，

shibiebuzhude、daizhedianshaqidexiao，jianbangyisongyisongde，xiangzhitouchidaotangdesongshu。woxinligedengyixia。

zheifanyingbuduia。huanzuoshiwo，jialibeirenchuangle，jiusuanbeidasaole，yedeqidetiaojiaoba？

tazheishi……bei**shale？zhengzhuomozhe，taturanzhanqilai，zhuaqishoujitiezaierbian，buzhidaoshuolexieshenme，

yuqitingjidong，shouhaibihuazhe。woxinliyijin——buhuishibaojingleba？yeshi，nayoubeitoulehaixiaode，

kendingshiqihutule，xianzaicaifanyingguolaiyaozhuawo。wozhuanshenjiuxiangliu，gangmaichuliangbu，quekanjiantagualedianhua，

zhuanshenjinlechufang。meiyihuier，chufanglichuanlai“huahua”deshuisheng，jiezheshimeiqizaodianhuodeshengyin。

touguochuanglianfeng，wokanjiantaxizheweiqun（haishiwoneitianbangtaguahuimenhoudeneitiao），zaizaotaiqianzhumiantiao，

zuilijuranhaihengzhege。yueguangluozaitacelianshang，eqiandesuifachuixialai，zhezhuyidianmeimao，zuijiaoqueqiaozhe，

zhumiantiaodedongzuobenshoubenjiao，chadianbaguochandiaodishang。wozhanzailouxiadeyinyingli，

shoulizuanzhegangmaidexiaodushijin，fanfucazheshouzhi。wanfengdaizhexiamodereyichuiguolai，

keneiliangqiankuaiqianchuaizaidouli，quexiangchuailekuailuotie，tangdewoxinkoufahuang。zheinvde……daodishenmemaobing？

disanzhang：jingchatongzhi，tahaoxiangbutaiduijingneiliangqiankuaiqianzaiwodoulichuailezhengzhengyizhou，xiangkuaishaohongdeluotie，

tangdewozuolinanan。wozhaolefenkuaidifenjiandehuoer，baitianzaicangkulibanxiangzi，

wanshangtangzaiganghuandeganjingbeiruli，quezongshimian。

bishangyanjiushizhangyajiabeidasaoqiandeyangzi——fameidepaomiantong、nianhuhudediban、duichengshandezangyifu，

zaiyizhengyan，youshitadunzaidishangshaxiaodecelian。zheishiertaixiemenle。

woshenzhikaishihuaiyizijineitianshibushitailei，chanshenglehuanjue。zhidaoyizhouhoudexiawu，

wozaicangkuxiuxiqushuazhaopinruanjian，shoujiturandanchutiaobendixinwentuisong，

biaotizhangdaolipu——《qipashiqiean：xiaotourushixingqiehoufengkuangdasaochu，shizhubaojingjingzhiweixunqixialuo，

cheng“xiangrenshiyixiazheiweijiangjiuren”》。wodemuzhixuanzaipingmushang，chadianansuiganghuamo。dianjinqu，

peitushineidongwozaishuxibuguodelaodanyuanlou，jizhexiedehuishenghuise，

lian“dibancadenengfanguang”“yifudiechengdoufukuai”doumiaoshudeyiqingerchu。

zuirangwotoupifamadeshicaifangneirong：“shiminzhangnvshibiaoshi，jiazhongsuishiqieliangqianyuyuan，

danxiaotouliuxiade‘dasaochengguo’yuanchaosunshi。‘biqingshigejiazhengdouganjing，lianwomadoukua’。

zhangnvshixianyibaojing，zaisanqiangdiao‘juebuzhuijiuzeren’，weiyisuqiushixiwangjingfangbangmangzhaodaogaimingxiaotou，

‘jiushixianggentashuoshengxiexie，shunbian……wenwentayoumeiyouxingquzuo**baojie’。”**baojie？

woduizheshoujipingmu，chadianbaganghejinqudekuangquanshuipenchulai。zheinvdeshinaozibeimenjiale？

haishijuedewozhei“xiaotou”dezhiyebugou**，xiangjiwojiagefuye？genglipudeshipinglunqu，

yiqunrenzaineierqihong：“zheixiaotoupabushigeqiangpozhengba？”“qiuxiaotoulianxifangshi，wojiayexuyaodasaochu！

”“woduwumao，zheishiaiqingdekaishi！”aiqing？woduizhepingmufanlegebaiyan，

shouzhiquebushoukongzhidiwangxiahua，zhidaokanjianjizhexiedezuihouyiju：“zhangnvshicheng，congdasaoxijiekan，

duifangyidingshigexinsixinideren，‘shuobudingshiyudaonanchule，buranbuhuiganzheige’。

”xinzangxiangshibeishenmedongxiqingqingzhuangleyixia。tajuranshizheimexiangde？xiawuquxiaoqumenkoudebianlidianmaibingshui，

gangzoudaomenkoujiutingjianlianggelinzhecailanzidedamazaixianliao。“ai，nitingshuolema？

jiusandanyuansanlouneigehuahuadexiaozhang，jialijinzeile。”“zhidaozhidao，xinwendoubole！

shuoneixiaotoubatajiashoushidebiyangbanjianhaiganjing，zhenshiqileguaile！”“kebushima，wozaoshangpengdaoxiaozhang，

wentazabushengqi，nicaitazashuo？”damayadishengyin，yuqishenmi，“tashuo‘neixiaotoukendingshigehaoren，

jiushiyoudianqiangpozheng’，haishuoyaoqingrenjiachifanni！”wowozhebingshuipingdeshouzhimengdishoujin，

pingshen“kaca”xiangleyisheng。liangdamaqishuashuakanguolai，yanshenlidaizhedaliang。woganjindixiatou，

jiazhuangkanhuojia，ergenqueshaodelihai。gangfuwanqianjichubianlidian，shoujituranxiangle，

pingmushangtiaozheyichuanmoshengdebendihaoma。woyouyulesanmiao，huakaijietingjian，shouxinquanshihan。

“qingwenshilinmoxianshengma？”dianhuaneitoushigenansheng，yuqiyansudexiangkuaitieban，“womenshixiaqupaichusuode，

yougeanzixiangqingniguolaixiezhudiaochayixia。”“weng”deyisheng，wonaozilixiangzhakaileguo。wanle，

kendingshibeirenchulaile。neitianfanchuangshisuirantianhei，danxiaoqumenkoushuobudingyoujiankong。

woshenzhiyijingkaishipansuan——liangqiankuaiqiangoupanduojiu？jinquzhihounengbunengshenqingdanjian？

jianyulideweishengtiaojian……“linmoxiansheng？nihaizaitingma？”“zai、zai……”woshengyinfazhan，

tuiduzidouzaizhuanjin，“wo……wozheijiuguoqu。”gualedianhua，wozhanzailubian，kanzhecheshuimalong，

turanxiangxiao。huoleershiwunian，meiganguoyijianchugedeshi，jiuyinweiyishihutuchuanglecikongmen，

bujinjirendanglehuimianfeibaojie，xianzaihaiyaoyinwei“dasaodetaiganjing”beijingchaqingquhecha。

paichusuodejiedaishilengqikaidezu，wozuozaisuliaoyishang，houbeidehanquebatxutashileyipian。

duimiandejingchaxingwang，guozilian，kanzhetingyansu，shoulizhuanzhezhibi，dingzhewokanlebantian。“linmo，25sui，

shanggeyuezai‘chengxinqixiuchang’shangban，houlailaobanjuankuanpaolule，duiba？”wangjingguanmanyouyoudikaikou。

woxinliyijin，diantourudaosuan：“shi。”“shangzhousanwanshangqidiandaoshidian，nizainaer？”laile。

woyanlekoutuomo，gangyaobiange“zaicangkujiaban”dexiahua，

pangbianyizhimeishuohuadenianqingnvjingturan“puchi”xiaochulesheng。“wangge，nibiehehutale。

”nvjingchongwobaibaishou，meiyanwanwande，“shizheiyang，linmoxiansheng，womenzhaoni，

bushiyinweinifanleshenmedashi。shibaoanrenzhangnvshineibian……youdianteshuqingkuang。”wolengzhule。

“zhangnvshishuo，”nvjingrenzhexiao，“neitianjintajiaderen，yinggaiyouhenyanzhongdejiepi，shengaodagaiyimiba，

chuanyishuanghuiseyundongxie。womendiaolexiaoquzhoubiandejiankong，neitianwanshangzhiyounizaineifujinchuxianguo，

erqie……”tadunledun，“nicaxiededongzuo，bipangbianguangchangwudamacaguangchangwushanzihaiqinkuai。

”wo：“……”zheidounengbeipaidao？wangjingguanzhongyufangxiabi，tanlekouqi：“xiaohuozi，shihuashuo，

zheianziwomenyeshitouhuijian。touleqianhaibarenjialishoushideganganjingjing，nishidiyige。

”tazhilezhizhuoshangdejuanzong，“zhangyanvshi，jiushibaoanren，fanfugenwomenqiangdiao，jueduibuzhuijiunidezeren，

neiliangqiankuaiqiantaziyuanjide，shuoshi‘dasaofei’。”wozhanglezhangzui，meishuochuhualai。“tajiuyigeyaoqiu，

”wangjingguankanzhewo，yanshenlidaizhedianwunai，youyoudianhaoqi，“xiangzhidaonishishei，shuo‘kannibuxianghuairen，

kenengshiyudaonanchule’，haishuo……xiangqingnichigefan。”wozuozaineier，kanzhechuangwaipiaojinlaidewutongye，

turanjuedezheishijiehaoxiangyoudianbuduijing。bushiwofengle，jiushizhangyafengle。huozhe，shiwomenliangdoufengle。

zouchupaichusuoshi，xiyangbayingziladelaozhang。womolemokoudai，neiliangqiankuaiqianzaojiuhuaguangle，

kexianzaiquejuedebichuaizhedeshihougengtang，congxinkouyizhitangdaotianlinggai。neigejiaozhangyadeguniang，

daodixiangganshenme？disizhang：tajurantielexunrenqishicongpaichusuochulaidedisantian，

wozaifenjiancangkubayaoniule。lingdaopilebantianjia，wowuzheyaowangchuzuwunuo，luguozhangyazhudexiaoqushi，

jiaoyouxiangbeicishixizhule。bushixiangqukanta，

shixinlineidianbieniujingermeichusa——jiuxiangtunlekemeishudeqingmei，suanderenzuolinanan。