nvexinshizudedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《wojiedeguimishixiaohua，tahaixihuanwo 》，jiangshuzhujiaochenchenchenmuyuedeaihenjiuge，zuozhe“huanghuayueerluo”qinglichuangzuoercheng，chunjingwudanchuangbanyuedutiyanjijia，juqingjianjieruxia：“woquniyede！nigezheifanersaini？！”chenchenwenmingkaikou。“ai，zheizhanghaowowanlesannian，caibaiwanfensihaishiyouxieshibaia。”chumuqiaokaozuozaiyizishang，……
“******！xiaohuashibushixiangwozheibianlaide，shibashibashiba？nikantadoukanwole，nandaowoyaohexiaohualaishangyichangxiaoshuolimianneitiantiandelianai？”
shangguanqiuyuemaibuhaowuyiwaidezoudaolechenchenmianqian。
chenchenjianzhuangganjinzhanqishen，suiranbuzhidaotaweishenmezhaoziji，danhaishixiaolianxiangying，“xuejie，nizhaowoyoushima？”
“jinide。”shangguanqiuyuemianwubiaoqingdejiangshoulidesuliaodaidileguoqu，ranhouzhuanshenjiuzoule。
chenchenyouxieyihuo，shangguanqiuyuezouyuanhou，chenchendakaisuliaodaikanleyanlimiandedongxi，liangpingfangshaishuangheyibeinaicha。
chenchenbumingbai，shangguanqiuyueweishenmehuijizijisongzheixiedongxi，danzixiyixiang，tashijiejiedepengyou，yinggaishilaojierangtabangmangsongdeba。
jiejieniketaihaole，bukuishiqinjie，aisinile。
chenchenzhijienachuneibeinaichaheleqilai，meidaishuitayijingkuaikesile，dangranlenaichazhiheleliangkou，jiubeiqiangzoule，houmianyouqianghuilaiheleliangkouyoubeiqiangzoule，sigerenweileyikouhedeliandoubuyaole，dangzhezheimeduorendemianlalacheche。
“qunimende！laozidoumeihejikou！”chenchenkanzhekongkongruyedenaicha，fennudeshuodao。
“zenmeburangxiaohuaduojinisongjibei？”zhanggouziyilianhuaixiaodeshuodao。
“duiyaduiya，wokanaxiaohuaduiniyouyisi。”chumuqiaoyezaiyipanghuaixiao。
liruyebuganluohoudeshuodao：“chenxiong，yihounihexiaohuazhijianruoshiyoushenmeganqingwenti，keyilaiwenwo。”
“nimensadoujiwogundan，renjiwosongdongxi，shiyinweirenjiashiwojiedepengyou。”
“nihaiyoujie？nijieshisheipiaobupiaoliang，piaoliangdehua，wojuedewokeyidangnijiefu。”zheimebuyaoliandehua，dangranshizhanggouzishuode。
chenchenhaosixiangdaoleshenme，yiliandehuaixiao。
“niruguozhidaowojieshishei，nijiubuhuizheimeshuola。”
“那你姐是谁？”
“不告诉你。”
liangrenzhengzailiaotian，sihaomeiyouzhuyidaoliangrendegenqianzhanleyigewudasancudejiaoguan，zhidaotamenganshoudaoleshaqi。
“gejigeliaodetingkaixin，jiranzheimekaixin，paojiquanyinggaimeishiba？”wudasancudejiaoguanzhanzaisirenmianqianxiaodao。
pangbiandebushaotongxuedoushiyifukanhaoxidemoyang。
……
jintianshijunxundezuihouyitian，jinrongyibandetongxuehewudaoxiyibandetongxue，yiqilianhezhenglegejunxungaobiewanhui。
xiawu，chenchendaitouzaicaochanglibuzhiqilai，bangeyuedejunxunxialai，chenchendepifuyiranhenbai，nengyijiuzheimebaiquankaoneiliangpingfangshaishuang。
zhanggouzikanzhechenchenneibaibaidepifu，youkanlekanzijineiyouxieheidejifu，dunshixinshengbuman，“bushilaodi，toutouyongfangshaishuangshiba？niketaigoule。”
“youbenshiniyerangxiaohuajinisonga。”chenchenjianjiandexiaodao。
狗子气的说不出话。
fangshaishuangzheijianshi，chenchenneitianjunxunjieshu，jiuzhaogaoshouxiongliaotianle，zheiyiliaocaizhidao，yuanlaishixiaohuaxuejiesongdeya，chenchendangshiwengaoshouxiongyaoxiaohuadelvpaopao，buguogaoshouxiongshuotayemeiyou，chenchenyouwenlaojieyao，laojiejuedetatumoubuguibujita。
buyihuier，changdibuzhiwanle，qishiyemeishenmejiushiyixiedishangfangdexiaocaideng，ranhourenshouyigeyingguangbang。
chenchenkanzhedishangyongcaidengweichengdedaaixin，yangtouchangkuangdaxiao，“hahaha，wojianzhitaiyoucaile。”
“de，youfengyige。”liruzhanqishenpailepaishoushangdehuichen，kanleyanpangbiandaxiaodechenchen，wunaideshuodao。
“zougejige，zanmenquchifan！”
sigerenyouzaiyouzaidequlenvshengsushefujindeshitang，lianggeshitangfancaikouweichabuduo，buguonvshengsushefujindeshitanglimiankendingshinvshengduoya，youqishizheidaxiatian，neitaitouwangqu，jiushiyipianpianbaihuahuadeshitang。
“aiaiai，nimenkanneishibushixiaohuaya，shangguanxuejieduimianzuode，yinggaishixiaohuabangshangpaimingdiwudesubaiyunba。”chumuqiaozhizheshitangliyigejiaoluo，jinglideliangdaoshenyingshuodao。
“**niangniangqiang，niduixiaohuahaitinglejieha。”zhanggouzixiaodao。
niangniangqiangzheigewaihao，shizhanggouzijichumuqiaoqude，bijingchumuqiaomeitianhuazhuangzhaojingzi，erqieshuohuadeshengyinyeyouxieyinrou。
“feihua！duipiaoliangnvshengwokeshihenlejiede。”
“niangniangqiang，nizhangdezheimehaokan，pifuzheimebai，shashihouquyitangtaiguo，huilaizaofuxiongdi？”
“滚犊子！”
chenchenturanwangqianzou，chaozheshitangjiaoluoliliangdaojinglideshenying，huanbuzouqu。
“yongshi。”lirushuodao。
qitaliangrenyediantoufuhe。
“ng，queshitingyong。xianbushuoshangguandaxiaohuakeshiyougaolengxiaohuazhichengde，jiuliantaduimiandesubaiyun，duinanshengmenyemeiyoushenmehaolianse，jushuoyiqianyouyigexiaocaojibie，nanshenggentabiaobai，subaiyunerhuabushuozhijiejiujujuele。”
“woduchenxiong，dingduoshuoshangyijuhuajiudehuilai。”
“我赌两句。”
liruzeshibutongyuliangren，xiaozheyaoleyaotou，“woduchenxiongnenghexiaohuamenliaodexixiaoyankai。”
“kanbuchulaia，liruniyetingyong。”
liruxiaodao：“sheishujisheixiyizhouwazi，ganbugan？”
“wozhanggouzizenmekenenghuibugan，laidule！”
chumuqiaoyejushoushuodao：“woyewan。”
subaiyunzuozaishangguanqiuyueduimianchizhefan，taitoukandaoyourenxiangzheibianzoule，tahenqifendekaikoushuodao：“zheixierenyouwanmeiwana，jiuchigefanshifenzhongbudao，zheidoudiwugerenle。”
shangguanqiuyuekanleyanlairen，xiaozheanweisubaiyun，“haolehaole，xiacidabaonahuiquchi。”
subaiyunwunaidedianlediantou，youshihoutaipiaoliangyebushishenmehaoshi，jiubirutaheyueyuejiuzaizheishitangchidunfan，shifenzhongdoubudao，jiululuxuxulailewugerendashan。
zheigenanshengjiushidiwuge，nanshengzoujin，subaiyunzhanqishenmeitoujinzhou，gangxiangkaikoushuohua，quefaxianzijibeiyueyuejilazhule。
shangguanqiuyueroushengshuodao：“haole，worenshita，renjiashilaizhaowode。”
subaiyunyileng，zixiyikan，zheinanshenghaoxiangzainajianguo，jiqilaile，neitianzaiqutushuguanlushangyudaodeneimingnansheng，dangshitahaiheyueyuedazhaohulaizhe。
subaiyunzuoxia，yuanbenfanmendexinqing，shunjianbiandehaoleqilai，yanshenzhizhongchongmanlebagua。
chenchenzoudaoshangguanqiuyuemianqianxiaodao：“xuejie，xiexienisongwodefangshaishuang。”
“zhaoguyixia，yinggaide。”shangguanqiuyuemianwubiaoqingdeshuodao。
chenchenyaoleyaotouxiaodao：“xuejiefangshaishuangduoshaoqianwojiniba。”
shangguanqiuyueturanxiaodao：“womeijicuodehua，nihaoxiangjiu500kuaiba，xianzaihaiyouduoshao？”
chenchengangadenaolenaotou，bangeyuexialaimeitianmaishuimailingshi，jiushengxia100laikuaiqianle，chenchenxianglexiangneifangshaishuang，jiuneijingmeidewaiguanjiashanghaoyongchengdu，100kuaiqianjueduimaibudao。
“meishi，worangwojiejini，wodaxuesinianshenghuofeiquanzaitanei。”
shangguanqiuyuepuchiyisheng，xiaochulesheng。
“haolahaola，fangshaishuangjiudangshiwosongnideliwule，kuaiquchifanba。”
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