《wojiadongwuyuantongdatang，baochongxiaosizi》shijiamianmaochuangzuodeyibulingrenguomunanwangdedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo。gushizhongdezhujiaochenzexiaosizijinglilequzheliqidemaoxian，tongshiyemianlinzhechengzhangyuzerendekaoyan。xiaoshuoyiqijincoukourendeqingjiehexianhuolitiderenwuxingxiangxiyinledaliangduzhe。lizhidingzhexiaosizidebao，kanderushen，yueyetuneichaoduanqundazhangtui，duizheigeshidaikeshiyigejudadechongji，jiushizheinvrendayanjingguaiyidehen。……。
kanzhemanmandangdangyididedongxi，xiaosizihechenzeqingqingdehuishou。
xiaogongzhuhaishihenjinchide，meiyoushanglaibaozhechenzedeliandankenyikou，bijingtangchaogongzhucongxiaojiaoli，qinrenzheiyangdeshier，zuobuchulai。
“xiaolangjun，wozoula！”
“hao，xiaoxindian，wufanguolaichima？”
xiaoguniangyanjingyiliang，danshixianglexiang：“wo，wo……wodepeizheaniang！”
“neijiuwanfanguolaichi！”
“嗯，好！”
小兕子光速答应。
aniangwufanpeiguole，wanfanjiubuyongpeile。
至于阿耶……
阿耶无所谓啊！
shunjian，xiaosizixiaoshizaileyuandi，chenzeyaranshixiao，zhaoleyigedianluban，nongleyigehujiaoqi，ranhoufangzailechajishang，ranhoujinrulekongjian。
chenzezhiqianfaxian，kongjianlijurannengshoudaoxinhao，zheiyidianrangchenzezhenjing，danshiyegengfangbianle。
hujiaoqikeyihujiaochenzedeshouji，zheishiquebaoxiaosiziguolaichenzebuzaijia，danshinenghujiaotanongde。
zheijitiantianqire，dongwuyuanshengyibuhao，danshidengdaoqiugaoqishuang，dongwuyuanhuiyinlaiyi**shengyi，jiashangdaoshihoulishiminzenmeyenengjizijinongdiandongwu，chenzejiubuyidingnengtiantianzaijiale。
“这破天气！”
waimiantianqiyanre，keshijishangrujincailiuyuefen，shujiahaimeikaishini，jiuyijingsanshiduodule，qiantangzhendeshizaonie，yiqiantianqimeizheimerede，zheijinianlanxingdianciboyichang，daozhiqiwenyekaishiyichang，dongtianjileng，xiatianjire，henduokexuejiashuo，zheishilanxingqihoudeziwodiaojie，zuiqimananbeijideqiwenpubianxiajiang，bingshanmeiyoujixuronghua，suanshijianhaoshier。
jiushizheibeijixionglaoluanpao，zuoergehaishuadaoyitiaoxinwen，beijixiongpaodamaoneibianhezongxiongdajia，jieguozongxiongshirenjiacunziliyangde，beizoudeduozaijialiku，yicunzirenguolaianweidoumeinenganweihao。
jiuzaichenzezhunbeichuqudeshihou，shoujizuoxiang。
“wei，songdui，youshenmezhijiao？”
“鱼你能治吗？”
“鱼？淡水海水？”
“淡水的，江豚！”
“ha？**zenmepaozanmenzheibianguolaile？bushi，zheiwanyisonghaiyangguana！”
songduizhangwunai：“woyaonengsonghaiyangguanhailianxiniganshenme？renjiahaiyangguandeyishengshuo，hennanzhi！”
“啥问题？”
chenzemeitoujinsuo，yuleidezhiliaofangshiheludishangfeiqinzoushoudezhiliaofangshishibuyiyangde，yuleizhiliaodehexinshikangjun，zheilihaiyuyaobidanshuiyuhaozhiliaodeduo，danshuizhizhongduohanxijun，danshiguoduxiaodushajunyouhuipohuaidanshuiyuzishendemianyi。
“beiluoxuanjiangdaleyixia……”
“……”
chenzeyiliandewunai，wendao：“haihuozhe？”
“yunqihao，dadaoleweiba，erqieyijingshikuaitingxiadeshihoudadaode，weibagutoubeidaduan……”
“shidaduanhaishiqieduan？”
daduanshiguzhe，qieduanshiweibameile。
liangzhiliaonandugenbenbushiyigedangcide。
“一半一半吧！”
“songguolaiwokankanba！”
chenzexianglexiang，ruguobushiquanbuqieduan，neihaishikeyizhiliaode，erqiezijiyeyoushenqizaishou。
jintiandelingquankehaimeiyongni！
guaduandianhua，chenzeyoubodalelingwaiyigedianhua。
“zhaojing，zhunbeishuigangshoushu，yitiaobeidaduanleweibadejiangtun！”
“明白。”
zhaojingzhijieguaduanledianhua，zheishichenzedongwuyuandeshoushuzhuli，tahuizaichenzejinrushoushushizhiqian，zhunbeihaoyiqie。
xunsudelaidaoshoushushi，chenzexianxiaodu，buguobuxuyaoneimezixi，bijingbushijirenzuoshoushu。
henkuai，wujingdaduilianheyuyeju，jiubayitiaoyujisongleguolai。
“zheiwanyiernaerlaide？”
chenzehaoqidexunwen，songduizhangtanleyikouqi：“buzhidaozenmejiupaoqiantangjiangshang，haishabulajidequzhuiyuchuan，haihaorenjiayuchuanzhidaozheiwanyier，jishitingchuan，danhaishibuxiaoxinbeidadaole！”
zhangjiangjiangtun，yejiao**，yuanlaishizhaijijiangtundezhimingyazhong，danshizai2018nianbeidulichulai，chengweiduliwuzhong。
zhangduyibanzhiyou1.2mi，naodaida，bozicu，hunshenpanghuhude，suoyideming“**”。
quanshenhuiseweizhu，lianbulunkuofeichanghexie，yizhangzuijiuhaoxiangshikaihuaidaxiaoyiyang。
2022nianquanguopucha，yeshengjiangtunshuliangshi1249tou。
zheiwanyierpiqibuhao，qixingda，niyaozaizhangjiangbianshangdiaoyu，zhibudingjiunengkanjianzheiwanyieryouguolai，ranhouchaozhenitukoushui。
erqietaduishiwuhentiaoti，zhichierliangdeyu，daobushiyinweizhuabudaobiedeyu，ershitaidadechibuxia……
国家一级保护废物。
chenzekanleyiyanzheiyitiaojiangtundeweiba，meitoujinsuo。
“能接回去吗？”
yuweiyijingbeidaduanle，erqieshichedidaduan，jiuhenichiyudeshihou，bayuweibajizheduanyiyang，zhibuguoshilianzhepiroueryi。
“hennan，danshikeyishishikan！”
yuweiguduanlieshikeyiyuhede，danshizheigeduanliedeyoudianchedi，chenzedasuanshishikan。
shoushuhenkuaijiukaishi，xiandebagutoujizhengweile，ranhouranhoubajiroujifengheshang，zheishigexizhihuoer，chenzedeshouyikendingbudabiao，tabijingzhishishouyi，suoyihanlailedongwuyuandezhuanyeshoushuyisheng。
“辛苦！”
jingguozhangdalianggexiaoshidejiuzhi，jiangtunweibabeifengheshang。
haoxiaoxishi，jiangtunshiburudongwu，zheiwanyiershijingmuxiamiandeshengwu，hehaitunjingyushijinqin，suoyishiyongfeibuhuxide，zheiyeyiweizhe，zhiyaobatafangzaishuili，naodailuchushuimian，zheiwanyierjiukeyizizhuhuxi。
“fangwoneibianba，zheiliangtianwomiqiezhaogu！”
chenzexianglexiang，lingquankendingyaotoutouji，fangzailiuguanshiliyoujiankong，bufangbianxiashou。
“你？不睡觉了？”
“放心吧！”
chenzemeiduoshuoshenme，duoshuoduocuo！
yiqunrenbajiangtunjifangzaileshuizhong，shuilidaiyouxiaoyanshajundeyaoshui，rangjiangtunhenshinanshou，kemeibanfa，sheirangnizijitanwanpaoquherenjiayuchuanduizhegana！
laidaolechenzedexiaobieshu，chenzezhizheyigefangjianshuodao：“fangzheili！”
jiangtunduishuiwendeshiyingfanweihenguang，erqiechenzeyebuhuidongzheta，huidiaojieshuiwende。
“haole，yuanzhang，neijiexialaijiumafannile！”
“客气了！”
chenzemoleyixiajiangtundenaodai，zheijiahuohaizaimazuizhizhong，haiyaoguoyiduanshijiancainengsuxing。
dajiahuoerlikaile，shengxiadeshiqingbuxuyaochenzecaoxin。
kanleyiyanjiangtun，zaikanleyiyankongdangdangdeketing，chenzeerbianfangfoshihuidangqilexiaosizide“wa”sheng。
buzhidaoxiaosizixianzaizenmeyangle……
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