《wojinjiangchengnvzijianyudediyitian》zheibuwenlixiaojinfengxiedeshutinghaode,limiandeneirongyetingfengfude。zhujiaoweiwenlixiaojinfengzhuyaojiangdeshi:taqingpaizhexiamomodejianbang,niutoukanzhewo,qingshengdao,“zoubawenli,wodainihuijiazhibing,wohuijinizhaozuihaodexinliyishengde,dengzhihaobingle,womenjiujiehun……
第二章
“瑾风!”
yiliangchefeikuaishilai,yitingwen,limianjiuzouchuyigechuanzheangguibaiqundenvren,tabiankesoubianhuanghuangyouyouzouleguolai,jiuhaoxiangfengchuijiunengdao。
xiaojinfengjianzhuang,hunyebuqiule,qishenpaoguoqufuzhuta。
“momo,nizenmechulaile?wobushishuojintianfengdama?”
xiaojinfengmanyanguanxin,shengpaxiamomobeifengchuidaobeirenpengdao,yanshenlilianaizhiji。
“keke......”
xiamomokeleliangsheng,yankuangshunjianhongle,tahuanlepiankecaihuanguolai。
“lilichulaile,wokendingyaolaiyingjiede,bijingtashiwoweiyidepengyou,yeshiwozuihaodeguimi。”
taniutoukanxiangwo,huanbuchaowozoulai,wozhuwodeshou,shengleijuxiadao,“lili,nidoushoule。”
worenbuzhufanexin,choukailetadeshou。
kesheizhidao,xiamomozhenggerenquewanghouzaiqu,zhenggerendaozailedishang,tongkudehaojiaoleyisheng,kemeidengwofanyingguolai,jiutingdaotashuodao:“jinfeng,nibieguailili,taxiashoubuzhidaoqingzhong。”
tingdaozheihua,xiaojinfengzhejimanghuangpaoleguolai,jiangrenfuleqilai。
“wenli!nifengle!momoshenziguruo,nixiashouyetaibuzhidaoqingzhongleba?nizhibuzhidaotaxiageyuehaiyaozuoshoushu?xianzaikebunengshouciji!”
xiaojinfengzhizhewoyidunma。
woyanshenmamudikanzheta,mobuzuoshengdidingzhehuailidemeigui。
好漂亮。
wowunianqianyecengshijiangchengrenrenyanxiandewenjiaqianjinxiaojie,kewunianyiguo,wochengleyigeshougulinxundezuoguolaodenvren。
woshenshoujianghuabanjiulexialai,nianchengsuimo,kanzhehuabanxuxusaluozaidishang。
啪嗒——
wosongkaileshou,jianghuarengzailedishang。
“wenli......nizenmele?”
xiaojinfengjianwoyanshenkongdongwushen,chajuedaowobuduijing,songkailexiamomochaowozoulai,shengyinyebuyouqinglexialai。
womeikanta,taitoukanlekanzhanlandetiankong,yanjingganse。
xiamomojianxiaojinfengdezhuyidouzaiwoshenshang,zouleguoqu,kanzhewoyilianhaipadao:“jinfeng,lilizheishizenmele?zenmekanqilaigenzhiqiandebuyiyangle?wohaohaipaa。”
tazhijieduojinlexiaojinfengdehuaili,xiyinletaquanbudezhuyili。
“bupa,wenlizhishishoucijileeryi。”
taqingpaizhexiamomodejianbang,niutoukanzhewo,qingshengdao,“zoubawenli,wodainihuijiazhibing,wohuijinizhaozuihaodexinliyishengde,dengzhihaobingle,womenjiujiehun。”
我没说话。
今天听到两次笑话。
结婚?
真可笑!
tagenwoguimichugui,bawosongjinjianyu,bawobamabisi,haixianggenwojiehun!
可笑至极啊!
worenbuzhuxiaochulesheng,kanzheliangrenqingchileyisheng,duokailetashenguolaideshou,wailewainaodai,xiaorongzhouranxiaoshi,yanshenbinglengdekanzhexiaojinfeng。
“wenli,nidaodizenmele?”xiaojinfengwendao。
“lilibuhuishifengleba?jinfeng,nizhiqiankeshuoyaobalilideyigeshenyizhijiwo,tabianchengzheiyang,tadeshenbuhuiyebuhaoba?”xiamomodanxindao。
“momo!bushirangnixianbietima?!”
xiaojinfengxunchiletayiju。
tingdaozheihua,woyanshendaishanglejifenshayi。
xiamomoheleyiduosuo,zhijieduozailexiaojinfengshenhou,xiaojinfengyesisihuzheta。
“wenli,momozhendexuyaoyigeshen,nishaoyigeyemeishide。”
xiaojinfengjianshiqingmanbuzhu,bianzhijiejiangtiaojianbailechulai,renzhendao,“zhiyaonijiyigeshenmomo,wohuilikegennijiehun。”
kanzhetayilianweiqudemoyang,woshuolediyijuhua。
“duibuqixiaoxiansheng,wobuainile。”
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