jintianjinimendailaizhishenchuangxiaoshuodexiaoshuo《wojiushidayixianxiaoshuo》，xushusutianchengutingdegushi。jingcaipianduan：“heng，dayanbucan。”“niduiwoshangguanjiadediyunyiwusuozhi。”“nizuihaoliuxia，xiangzouzhishinideyixiangqingyuan……...
“dajie，weishenmehaibubazheigewonangfeinongsi？”
“douliangnianle，wokanzhedouexin。”
bieshunei，gujiajiemeizoujinguanzhesutianchendedixiashi，guyanduizhesizhibeitielianjinsuozhedesutianchenrumadao。
gutingxiumeiweicuchuaileyijiaosutianchenwendao：“sutianchennimeisiba？”
sutianchenjiannandetaiqitou，mouzizhongdaizhexuesidao：“guting，nidengzhe，wochizaohuinongsini。”
gutingchixiaodao：“feiwu，jiupingnima？”
“yigebeigelelianggeyaozidefeiwuhaixiangganshenme？”
guyanmanlianbiyidao：“sutianchen**deebuexin？”
“dingzhewojiejiededabaituikanshenmeni？”
“呸！”
shuozheguyanduizhesutianchencuileyikoukoushui，manlianxianqi。
bianshangdeguyanyilianhuaixiaodao：“dajie，tabuhuishizhendeduiniyouneizhongxiangfaba？”
“他明显想睡你！”
“zezeze，zhiqianbukeyishidesujiaxiaoshaoyerujinbiandehesigouyiyang，zhenkebeia。”
gutingxianqidekanleyiyansutianchendao：“sheirangtaguanbuzhuxiabanshenshuilejingchengdiyimeinvlinwenruide？”
“活该被废。”
wenyan，guyanqingqingyongleyongshenbiandegutingdishengwendao：“dajie，wotingshuozheigewonangfeihelinwenruiyizhengye，diertianlinwenruishihunmizhongbeilinjiarentaihuiqude？”
“真的假的？”
guyanyilianhaoqidewendao：“dajie，tayouneimelihaima？”
“guyannibuyaohushuo，tayaoshimeiyouneimelihainengbeilinjiarengeleshuangshen？”
guyanmeimouyiliangxinzhongyihuodao：“yibanrenbieshuomeileshuangshen，jiusuanshishaoleyigedouhuobujiu，weihetahainengrucigouyancanchuanliangnian？”
gutingpielepiezuidao：“wozenmezhidao，mingdabei。”
guyanshangxiadaliangleyiyangutingsemimidewendao：“dajie，tageshizenmeside？”
gutingbaileyiyanguyanjiaochidao：“biejiwotineigesigui，tahaimeiyoukaishijiusizailewochuangshangle，huiqisile。”
“aiyou，dajienihaishigehuanghuadaguinva？”
“xingle，biezaihushuobadao，ranglishenerjiaoyishengguolaijitakankan，bierangtasizaizheili。”
guyanpielepiezuidao：“dajiehailiutaganshenme，nongsisuanle，kanzhedouhuiqi。”
“bierangtasile，bijingjiaolewoliangniansaozi。”
shuozhegutingniudongzhebeidanboshuiyibaoguozhedeqiaotunhexiuzhangyuanrunde**zoulechuqu。
guyanhenshiwuyu，tachuaileyijiaosutianchenmadao：“dajiebuxiangnongsini，wonong。”
sutianchentaiqitoulengshengmadao：“guyannizheigeshexienvren，wosujiaduinijiemeibubo，rujinnizheiyangduiwoliangxinhezai，wangenfuyidechusheng，jiubupabeileipima？”
“jiusuanshisi，laozidouyaonahuishuyuwodedongxi。”
“worangnizaibibi，jiunixianzaizheifeiwuyangzihaixiangnahuishuyunidedongxi？”
“hehe，**dezaizuomengba？”
“wojieburenxinshani，laoniangkewusuowei。”
“sutianchen，jinwangunainaijiusongnihenidejiarentuanju。”
“lishener，wanshangbazheigefeiwudaidaohoushandexuanwuhuchenhu。”
henkuaiyiweibaomudabandenvrenjicongcongdezoulejinlai，tahengongjingdeshuodao：“er**，da**bushizanshiburangtasima？”
“嗯，不管她。”
“dajiekendingshixinruanle。”
“bujiushijiaoleliangniansaozima？”
“有那么不舍吗？”
lishenerdayingleyixiadao：“er**wozhidaole。”
lishenerdeshoujiaohenmali，buyihuijiuzhaolaileyigeheisedaxiangzibasutianchenzhuanglejinqu，zhidengyeshenrenjingshibaxiangzichenhujiuxing。
sutianchenyanqianyipianqihei，yiludianbodaolexuanwuhubianshang。
lishenerkaikoudao：“xiaozi，bieguaiwo，yaoguaijiuguainimeiyouguanzhunidexiabanshen，caijinizhaolailehuoduan，jizhexiabeizibanineiwanyierguanhao。”
扑通！
箱子被扔进了湖里。
sutianchenshenziyijing，yigubinglengcigudehushuiyongjinxiangzi，sutianchenshunjianqingxinglejifen，qiushengyushitabuduanyongjiaochuaizhexiangzi。
yaoshijiuzheiyangsile，tabuganxin。
tahaiyouhenduoshiyaozuo，neiwanshisheixianhaitashanglelinwenrui，neiyiyechadianbaneigenvrennongsi，haiyouliangnianqiandagehefumudesijiujingshitianzaihaishirenhuo？
beigujiajiemeizheiliangnianfeirenbandezhemotazenmekenengshanbaganxiu，tabunengsi。
“**tamadelaotian，weiheyaozheibanbugongping？”
“wofumuyishengleshanhaoshi，zhurenweile，quecanzaohenghuo，fanerrangneixiezuoeduoduan，shiebushezhirenminglishuangshou，wotamadebufu。”
“我不服。”
轰隆隆！
jiuzaizheishiyidaoqingtianpilishunjiancongtianerjiang，pizaileheisexiangzishang。
“keca”yisheng，xiangzidunshisifenwulie，ersutianchendeshenziyebeishaojiao，heiqiqideyipian。
suijitayanqianyiheihunsileguoqu。
dengtachenruhudi，conghudishenchuzoulaiyiweibaifalaotou，baixuranran，rutongzhexian。
laotoukanleyiyansutianchennannanziyudao：“bucuo，zheizeilaotianqueshixialegouyan，chadianjiubanipisi。”
laotouweizhesutianchendeshenzizhuanleyiquan，jianchaleyixiasutianchendeshentituranmeitoujincu，jinghudao：“wushenerhuo？”
“哈哈哈……！”
turanlaotouxiangshifaxianleshenme，biaoqingniuqufengkuangdedaxiaoleqilai。
“纯阳之体？”
“jingranshichunyangzhiti？”
“zhiyouchunyangzhiticainengwushenerhuo。”
“haha，laotianduibenyixianbuboa，meixiangdaozailaofushensidaoxiaozhijisonglaiyigechunyangzhiti，zheijiushitianyi，laofubabishengsuoxuequanbuchuanjini，songniyichangtiandadezaohua。”
“laofuzheiliyouliangzhuqiannianrencanjiujinizuoshuangshenba，zheiyangcainengchedijuexingnidechunyangzhiti。”
“zezeze，qiannianrencanzuoshen，rihounishenshangdeyangqiqiangsheng，qiantubuke**a。”
........
buzhidaoguoleduojiu，sutianchenhuanhuanzhengkaishuangmou，beiyanqiandeyimuzhenjingdemudengkoudai，jinghuyougui。
“xiaozibuyongjinghuang，shilaofuyihaolenideshuangshen。”
“jiexialaidehuaniyaoyongxinjizhu，duanranyigezidoubunengwangji。”
“wobenlaimingbujiuyi，rujinbabishengsuoxuequanbuchuanshoujini，zheimeduonianyesuanshimeiyoubaideng，chunyangzhitikechengzaiwozhiyishu，yekechenglaofuyibo。”
sutianchenrenzhentingzhe，zongshiganjueyouxiebuxianshi。
laotoujiezheshuodao：“laofubeirenfengyinhudibainian，cishengzuidayihanshimeinengbaochou，zhixiwangnichuqunengtilaofushourenchouren。”
jinjiezhelaotoubasuishendaizhedeqiankundaidijisutianchen，limianshitabishengshouzang。
laotoumuguangciai，qingshengdao：“xiaozi，jizhu，woyixianchuanren，wujuwushu，xinniantongda，fanshouweiyun，fushouweiyu，qiewurumeilelaofuyishengdemingtou。”
“nirujinyouliangzhuqiannianrencanzuoweishuangshen，chedijuexingchunyangzhiti，tizhiyefashengfantianfudidebianhua，zaojiutuotaihuangu。”
“yitupohoutianjingjie，jinruxiantianjing。”
suihou，laotoushenzihuanhuanxiaosan，laotouzuihouliuxiayijuhua：“xiaozi，nishichunyangzhiti，meicitupodouyangqiguoshengyaohaohaodiaoxi，buranhuizouhuorumo！”
“师父？”
苏天辰低头一拜。
“guyan，gutingnimendengzhe，nimenzuomengdoumeiyouxiangdaolaozihaihuozheba？”
“zhiqianlaozisuoshoudequruyaorangnimenbaibeiqianbeidechanghai。”
sutianchenduizheyixiangangcaixiaoshidedifangzaicibailebai，shoushihaoqiankundaizongshenyiyueshanglehumian。
gujiabieshugutingchuanzhedanbofenseshuiyiyiyigejiweiyaoraodedongzuotangzaiketingdeshafashangkanshu，tashencaiquxianwanmeibayigenvrendewumeihexingganzhangxiandelinlijinzhi。
turanzheishimenkouchuxianleyidaorenying，gutingmouziweiweiyitiao，jiansutianchenzoulaiyouxiechayidewendao。
“苏天辰？”
“你没死？”
“jiranmeisijiugunhuinidegouwo，bierangwozaikanjian。”
“看着都恶心。”
sutianchenmianwubiaoqingxiangqianzoulai，youqishikandaoyanqianrucixingganwanmeideyouwu，tayibukuachuyibakouzhugutingdehoulonglengshengdao：“womeiyousinishibushihenshiwang？”
“zaimeiyounahuishuyuwodedongxizhiqianwoshibuhuiside。”
gutingchuqideanjing，meimouzhongmeiyousihaojinghuang，tasisidingzhesutianchen，manliandebiyichixiaodao：“e，shima？”
“jiuniyigefeiwuyexiangyaobaochou？”
“youzhongnijiushawole。”
“yaoshimeiyouzhongjiugunkai，buyaonongzangwodedifang。”
sutianchenxieeyixiaodao：“jiuzheiyangnongsini，taibianyinile。”
sutianchenkanzhegutingbaixidejifu，meiyanerxinggan，youqishiqijingzhierjuemeidemianpang。
咕咚！
sutianchenbuyouzizhudiyanxiayikoutuomo，yanshenxiangshiguaishouyiban，xiangshiyaobagutingshengtunhuoboleyiyang。
jiansutianchenmouzizhongdeyiyangmuguang，gutingxinzhongyouzhongbuxiangdeyuganjingshengwendao：
“sutianchen，nizheigefeiwuxiangganma？”
“你要干什么？！”
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