《wo，jushiwudizheibenshuxiedehenshenggong，juqingbusutao。kanlehaixiangkan，gushihenxiyinren，hencaihenaiwanxiedezhenhao。yefenggaoqishibenshudezhujiao，jiangshule：dishiyizhangxiangzhaosi，wochengquanni“nishixuanhuanglingyuandezhuguan？”chenxingwankanbuxiaqule，lengshengwendao，yanedekanzheqizhuguan。cirenzuibataichou，shuohuayeshizai……
第四章宋家算老几？
“longge，tashuozijishiyexianshengei？zhenshibuyaolian！buhuizhenyiweizijixingye，jiuxiangmaochongba？”
“kenengshibeiguanlezheimeduonian，naozibutaihaoba？buranwomenfafashanxin，jitajiaoyiliangqianwangjingshenbingyuandejiuhuche？”
要完！
sunqidunshihunshenbingliang，mengdeniutoukanxianglilonghegaoqidengren，yanzhongnuhuochongtian。
laizhiqian，fuqinyijingshuoguole，yexianshengshiguike，wanwanbukedezui，fouzehouguonanyiyuliao！
erxianzai，yanqianzheiqunrenjingranjiangyexianshengbiandizhici，zhenshidandabaotian！
lilongbingmeiyouganshoudaotadenuyi，jiansunqikanlai，haiyouhaodeshenshou，quzunjiangguideshuodao：“sunshao，jiuyangdaming，woshisongjiadelilong，zheicishilaihejintaitangtanyaocaishengyide！”
“啪！”
sunqipaikaitadeshou，lengshengshuodao：“nisuanshenmedongxi？yegangenwopanguanxi？”
suoyourenfenfenyileng，erandekanzhezheichufanzhuan。
lilonglianseyouxienankan，zhoujingliquebumingbaiweihesunqiyouzheibanhuoqi。
tadeshixianluozaiyefengshenshang，huangrandawu，xianyinqindao：“sunshaobieshengqi，cirenmaochongguike，woxianzaijiurangrenjiangtagan——”
“啪！”
“nijiwobizui！chengshibuzubaishiyouyudedongxi！”
yibazhangshanguoqu，sunqizhijiedaduanlezhoujinglidehua。
takanzhemanlianerandeyiqunren，gaoshengdao：“yexianshengshiwofuqinqinzixialingyaojiedaideguike，zhenggesunjiazuiweizunguideren，qirongnidengxiuru？”
“nixianzai、like、mashang，juanpugaizouren！jintaitangyaobuqinizheizhongshaque！”
shuodaozheili，takanxianglilong，lenglengdao：“haiyouzheilishijintaitang，bushisongjia，buxuyaonilaijiaowozuoshi！”
suoyourenmudengkoudai，suizhierlaidebianshibukezhixin。
zhoujingliwuzhebeidadelian，buzhisuocuodekanxianglilong。
李龙也是满头雾水。
yierzaizaiersandebeisunqizema，shuobushengqishibukenengde，danxiangdaoduifangdeshili，tayoubuhaozhijiedezuiren。
guer，lilongshituchushengjieshi：“sunshao，nishibushirencuorenle？zheixiaozigangcongjianyuchulai，zenmekenengshininyaozhaodeguike？”
gaoqifuhedao：“shiasunshao，takendingshimaomingdingtide！”
“nimenzaijiaowozuoshi？”sunqilianshangnankandebiaoqing，yourubaofengyulailindeqianxi。
zheifumoyang，ranggaoqiyouxiebuan，danquebuganxindekanleyefengyiyan，jixudao：“sunshao，womenshisongjiaderena，ninzheihuashifouyouxieguofenle？nandaozhendebugujisongjia......？”
“哼！”
sunqilenghengshengyi：“nisuanlaoji？ninengdaibiaosongjia？jiusuanneng，neisongjiayousuanlaoji？jiransongjiabujiangwomensunjiadeguikefangzaiyanli，neizheishengyibuzuoyeba！”
“huiqugaosunimensongjiazhu，zheishengyibubitanle！”
“lingwai，wanghouquanguoshangxia，suoyoujintaitanghesunjiadechanye，doubuhuiyusongjiahezuo！”
lilongnumuershi：“sunqi，ni！”
sunqigenbenbujitashuohuadejihui，zhijiehandao：“baoan，jiangzheiqunnaoshiderenjiwoganchuqu！”
baoanmenyiyongershang，sangeshouzuwucuo，manlianmengbideren，qingkejianbianbeituozhelikai。
diulezheimedadelian，lilongqidelianjiatonghong，fangzhehenhua。
“yefeng！nijiwodengzhe！cichoububao，wojiubujiaolilong！”
“gangenwozuodui，ruobushizuijinjiazhudashouzaiji，buyijianxue，fouzewodingyaojiangnibangdaoegoumianqian，rangegouhuosileni！”
tabuzhidaoyefengjiujingshibushimaochongde，danbukefourendeshi。
yinweitadecunzai，songjiayujintaitangdeshengyi，dequebeipohuaile！
neikeshigaodajishiyideshengyi！
napashigaogaozaishangdesongjia，yebukenengwanquanwushi。
erzheiyiqie，douyinweiyefengfeile，cichoububao，henyinanxiao！
“e？neiwodengzhe。”yefengqingqingyixiao，buyiweiyi。
宋霖大寿吗？
呵！
jiranruci，busongyifenjingtianheli，douduibuqisonglinqianjinianduizijide‘zhaogu’a！
jiushibuzhidaozheiweigaogaozaishangdesongjiazhu，nengbunengjiedezhu。
aishiderenzoule，sunqicaimantoudahandekanzheyefeng，butingdepeilidaoqian：“baoqian，rangyexianshengshoujingle，cishishijintaitangdebushi，haiqingxianshengbuyaoguaizui！”
“fuqinyijingjiwoshuole，ninshiguolaitiaoxuanyaocaide，zuoweipeili，jinrideyaocaijintaitangfenwenbushou，zhixiwangxianshengbuyaoyinweisongjiarenerqiannuwomen。”
tarulindadi，yefengquebaibaishou，danrandao：“shifeiquzhi，wohaifendeqingchu，sunshaobubirucijinzhang。”
“dangbudexianshengyishengsunshao，ninzhijiejiaowodemingzisunqijiuhao！”
yefengbuzaiduoyan，jieshoulezheigejianyi。
dabule......zhihoujisunjiazhudenverzhiliaodeshihou，duoyongdianerxinhaole。
yesuanshizheicibangmangdebaoda。
tawangloushangzouqu，shuodao：“daiwoqukankanyaocaiba。”
jintaitangdinglouchenliezhegezhongjutai，meiyigejutaidouyouzhebolimen，limianfangzhegeshigeyangdeyaocai。
sunqibugandaiman，zaiqianfangdailu。
“buzhixianshengyaonaxieyaocai？ruoshizheilimeiyoudehua，wolikedadianhuarangqitafenbudiaohuoguolai。”
zongzhijinriyidingyaorangrenbinzhirugui，buranwufayufuqinjiaodai！
yefengbuda，jingzhichaoneibuzouqu，zhidaodeyaocaibufen，henkuaibeisunqititiedenachulaipengzhe。
daidaoyaocaitiaoxuanwanbi，yijingshiyigexiaoshizhihoule。
“jiuzheixieba。”yefengtingxiajiaobu，dandandeshuodao。
“hao，yexianshengshaodeng，worangrenjininbaozhuanghao，fangbiannindaihuiqu！”
sunqierhuabushuozhaolaishouxia，fenfulejiju，shouxiacongconglikai。
meiguoduojiu，zaicichuxian。
shoushangbujinbaozhuangdai，haiyoulingwaijigexiaodongxi。
sunqiqinzibaozhuangbaocai，yefengkanleyiyanewaidexiaodongxi，tabianjimangjieshi：“yexiansheng，zheishiyigechennianzishayaolu，shangdengcailiao，zuishiheaoyao，woxiangzheninkenengxuyao，bianrangshouxianaleyigeguolai。”
yefenghanshou，yuqirouheleyixie：“youxinle。”
zijidequequeyigechenshoudegongju，zheigechennianzishayaolulaidezhengshishihou。
mudedadao，yefengbudasuanduoliu，daizhedongxilikailejintaitang。
sunqiqinzijiangrensongdaomenkou，zaicidaoqian：“jinrishisunjiaguanlishuhu，rangninyoulebuyukuaidetiyan，haiqingxianshengbuyaoyinciqiannusunjia。”
“不会。”
yefengkanletayiyan，linzouzhiqianshuodao：“bangwojisunjiazhudaijuhua，shoushangshiqinglejiezhihou，wohuilianxita。”
yesuanshiweijinrizheixiedongxihuiyirenqingle。
孙琦顿时喜不自胜。
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