wo，jianxian，zenmebunengchengbadoushileyiqiyinrenrushengdegushiqingjiehejingcaiderenwusuzaoerwenming，youfengyinzichenjingxinchuangzuo。gushizhong，yefengsumenghanjinglileyiduanyixiangbudaodemaoxian，tongshiyefaxianlezijineixinshenchudeliliang。yefengsumenghantongguoyongqi、zhihuiheyili，zuizhongkefulekunnanbingshixianlezijidemubiao。jiuzaishaonvzhunbeidongshouxianbayefengzhizhu，eryefengyezhunbeizhetaopaodeshihou，yibiandousheng。binguandefangjianmenbeiren……jiangdailingduzhetansuoyigeqihuanyouzhenshideshijie。
yefengjiandaoyigedameinvzhanzaimenwai，quebingweirangkai，ershiduzaimenkou，yifuburangtajinlaideyangzi：“guniang，shenyelaifangyouheguigan？”
zhushouhumeimeiyikanyefengzheijiashi，renbuzhujiuyouxienaohuo，meikanjiantayigedameinvzhanzaimenkou，laizhaotayoushima？jingranbatalanzaimenwai，burangjinwu，qiyoucili！
erqie，haiguguguaiguaidehanta“guniang”。zheidoushenmeniandaile，nahaihuiyourenzheimechenghurenjiade？guaibudesuzongduizheixiaoziyidianhaogandoumeiyou，zheixiaozidequeshigedatubaozi。
“suzongfenfuwojinidaiyijuhua。”
humeimeipieletayiyan，jiantaquanshenzangxixideyangzijiugengbishile：“suxiaojiebushinizheiyangderenpeideshangde，yihoushaojiejinta。zheishisuzongjinide，nishouxiaba。”
tabaneizhangzhipiaodileguolai。
yefengyikan，ershiwan，dunshiyouxieyiwai。neisuxinchangkanqilaibushihentaoyantama？zenmehaijitasongqianlaile，lveweiyixiang，caizhidaozheishiduifangjitade“jiaoyifei”，rangtalikaisumenghan。
danwentishi，tagensumenghanbenlaijiumeishenmeguanxi，duifangzheishibaisongtaqiandejiezou？
yefenghaizhenmeiyoukeqi，yibajieguoneizhangzhipiao，ranhou“peng”deyishengbadamenguanshangle，kandoumeiduokanneimeinvzhushouyiyan。
duixianzaideyefenglaishuo，zheiershiwanhaizhenshixuezhongsongtan。wulunzainali，xiangyaoxiuliandoubixuyouzugoudeziyuan。yaoshifandouchibubaole，haitanhexiulian？
pingbaiwugunengdeershiwankuai，buyaobaibuyao！
jiexialai，jiugaixianhaohaoxigezao，ranhouyanjiuyixiaxiulianshiyile。
……
yefengshuaimendejudong，ranghumeimeilianseyixiazibiandehennankan。
zuoweisushengjituandongshizhangsuxinchangshenbianhongren，pingshidetashenmeshihoububeirengezhongbajie？xianzaijuranbeiyigetubaozimaotouxiaozijijuzhimenwai……
tayuexiangyuebushuang，huidaogebisuxinchangmianqiandeshihou，xinqingdouhenbuhao。
“情况怎么样？”
suxinchangjiangtadeliansekanzaiyanli，dandandewenleyiju。
“sudong，tashouxiale。”
胡美美尽责的报告。
“那就好。”
suxinchangdianlediantou：“qushangmiankankanneiyatou，zenmehaibuxialai。”
“我下来了。”
yigeqingcuidenvshengshengyincongloutikouchuanleguolai，zhengshigangxiwanzaodesumenghan。cishidetagangtingdaohumeimeideneiju“tashouxiale”，yixiaziganjueyoudianfanzao。
“哦？那好。”
suxinchangzhuanguotouqu，kanleyiyangangxiwanzaohanbaodaifangdemeilinver，zhileyizhishafaduimianshiyitazuoxia，ranhouziguzishuodao：“ganggangxiaohuquheneigeyefengtanlehuier，zainiheershiwanzhijian，taxuanzeleershiwan……”
“wogentayoumeiguanxi。”
sumenghanhenbushuangdezuozaileshafashang，juedebabajiushigebendan，wuyuanwugujibierensongqian。
danzaitaxinli，yewufaquedingdaodishiweishenmebushufu。
jiuliantazijidoumeiyouyishidao，yefengzaitadexinliyijingyouleyixieweizhi。zhishizaitingdaoyefengzaitaheershiwanzhijian，xuanzeleershiwan，taduitadehaoganyixiazixiaoshidaijin。
“mingtiankaishibandaoyanxiqu，rangxiaohuqujieni。”
suxinchangyongburongjujuedekouqishuoleyiju。
yanxibieshuqu，shiyanjingshiyichuxinxingdegaodangbieshuqu，shenghuohuanjingbizheiqingfengheyuanhaodeduo，zhishijulisumenghanshangxuedeyandafuzhongyoudianyuan。
“什么？”
sumenghanyixiazizhanqilai，zhengzhemeimou：“wocaibuqu。”
“由不得你。”
苏信昌严厉的说道。
sumenghanbuqingyuan，quewukenaihe。jiuyinweijinwanpaochuqubeibabakandaole，jiuyaobandaoneigetabuxihuandedifanglema？
buzhibujuede，sumenghanduiyefenggengtaoyanle。
……
yefengdangranbuzhidaoxianzaidesumenghanduitadeyane，buguojibianzhidaoyebuhuifangzaixinshang。
zhiyuganggangdaoshoudeershiwan，tatongyangmeiyoufangzaixinshang。
bushitabuzhidaozheiershiwandejiazhi，ershiduitalaishuozheijinjinzhinengmanzujibenxuqiubale，genbenmeishenmehaojidongde。
nengrangtajidongde，fanershitadaizaishoushangdeneimeijiezhi。
neishitazaihuoyundongdezangbaokuzhong，ouranfaxiandeyimeigupofabao，dangshizheimeijiezhiwanquanshiyikeshitoumoyang，danshixianzaitayikan，gujieshangjingranxianshichulianggezilai“longjian”。
jiuweilezheimeilongjiangujie，tacaihuibushencaidaojiguan，daozhidiaoluodaozheigexiandaidoushizhonglai。
“longjiangujie，gaibuhuijiushichuanshuozhongde……”
kanqingleshoushangjiezhi，yefengxixingyuse，zheikebihuodeneiershiwandexiyueyaoqiangdeduole。bieshuoershiwan，jiushiershiyi，doumaibudaozheiyangyimeijiezhi！
chuanshuozhongdelongjiangujie，keyikaiqilongjiangumu，huodeshangguxianqi，zhibuguoxianzaideyefeng，bieshuolongjiangumule，jiulianhainengbunenghuiquxiuxianjiehainanshuo。
“zheigeshijiekongqihunzhuo，yebuzhiyoumeiyouzugouduodetiancaidibao，gongwoxiulian……”
yefengyaoleyaotou，meiyouduoxiang。
tabuzhidaolongjiangujieshifouhaiyouqitazuoyong，buguoxianzaixianranbushiyanjiuzheigedeshihou。
zaixiuxianjie，xiuxianzhedexiuweianshijianjisuan，yibanqingkuangxia，xiuweishijianyuezhang，shiliyueqiang。yigejuyoushinianxiuweidexiuxianzhe，xianranbiyigezhiyouwunianxiuweidexiuxianzheqiangdeduole。
zailaizheilizhiqiandeyefeng，jiushiyimingyongyoushinianxiuweidexiuxianzhe，yaoshifangdaoxiandaidoushiwanquannenggouhengzhezou。
xiangyaotishengxiuwei，yigejiushixiulianxiuxianxinfa，rijiantisheng。haiyoujiushichidiaoyixietiancaidibaodanyao，huozheyikaoqitaqiyu。ruoshiyunqinitian，jibianzhixiulianleyinianshijiandejiahuo，doukeyiyongyoushinianxiuwei。
zaixiuxianzhezhong，shinianxiuweishiyigefenshuiling。
shinianyinshen，bainianyangshen，zaixiuxianjieshiliuchuanhenguangdehua。
yefenghuixiangqizaixiuxianjiesuoxiuliandexiuxianxinfa--xingmujue。zheishizuijichudexiuxianxinfa，xiulianhoumeitianzengzhangyitianxiuwei。
tingshuoyouxiegaojixinfa，xiuliansudukuaishangjibeishijibei，kexizheiyangdegaojixinfa，bushiyefengnenggoudedaode。
yefengxiwanzaohouhuidaofangjian，xiangyaochangshiyunzhuanxingmujue，queshimengdilianseyibian。
yinweitafaxian，tadezheijushentijingranwufaxiulian！
bu，bujinshita，ershizheigeshijieshangsuoyouren，doubunenggoujinxingxiulian！yuanyinhenjiandan……
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