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精彩章节

diyizhang“wozaojiunile!”

wogenlegujinnianqinian,taduiwaicongweichengrenguowodeshenfen,meicijieshao,zhishuoshipengyou。

keyoushenmepengyoushimeitiandoushuizaiyiqi,haihuiyongbaojiewende?

tazhishibawodangzuobaiyueguangdetishenqingren。

wonianshaomengdong,huanxiangguohegujinniandeweilai。

tajinggaowo:“biedecunjinchi。”

wopanranxingwu,juedingfenshou。

houlai,gujinnianheduolejiu,hongzheyanbutinghanwodemingzi。

wojiedaotadalaidedianhua:“nengbunengrangwozaijianniyimian?”

wolengxiaoyisheng:“meibiyao!laoniangxiageyuejiubanhunlile,meikongtingnigoujiao。”

wozhidaogujinnianxinzhongyougebaiyueguang。

tadiyicijianwoshi,jiushuo:“nihetahenxiang。”

dangshiwodemengdongwuzhi,wenleju:“tashishei?”

gujinnianzhixiaolexiao,meizuohuida。

congneizhihou,gujinnianbawochongshangletian。

quanzilirenrendouzhidao,woshigujinnianxinjianshangderen。

erwozaitadeshengchongzhixia,meirenzhudonglexin。

wokaishihuanxianghegujinniandeweilai,kaishigouhuawomendehunlihehunhoushenghuo。

neitian,woxinxuelaichaozuolesangexiaoshifeiji,xiangjizaiwaidichuchadegujinnianyigejingxi。

wozhanzaimenwaizhenglizhuangrong,tingdaolimianchuanlaigujinnianhepengyoudeduihua:

“niheshengyangzaiyiqiyeyouwunianleba,haimeinia?”

gujinnianlengdandesangyinxiangqi:“zaonile,danshitahentinghua。”

woshouxinshunjianlengtou,xinzhongxiangshibeipolebeilengshui。

“sheng......sheng**?nizenmezaizhei?”gujinniandezhulikandaowo,chijingdiwenleyisheng。

wohuiguoshen,duizhulijichumianqiangdexiaorong,caizhuanshentuikaibaoxiangdemen。

baoxiangnei,gujinnianpengyoudebiaoqingkanqilaiyoudianfuza。

“sheng**zenmelaile?”

wohaiweikaikou,bianjiandaogujinnianbunaidizhouqimeitou,zhizedao:“nigenzongwo?”

gujinnianneizhanghaokandelian,wuguanjingzhiliti,zaidengguangyingzhaoxia,lunkuogangengjiaqingxi。

jishishiyulequandanghongdemingxing,doumeiyouyanqiandegujinnianyaoyan。

wodequeshishouletameisedemihuo,dancike,woturanxingwu。

“womeigenzongni。wozhishixiangjiniyigejingxi。”

gujinnianyuqiliangbo:“wobuxuyaozheizhongjingxi。”

neicizhihou,gujinnianduiwokaishibiandelengdan。

meiduojiu,tashenbianjiuchuxianleyigehewozhangxiangxiangsidenvsheng。

neigenvshengxiaoqilailianshanghuiyouliwo,biwohaiyaonianqingpiaoliang。

wocaice,zheigenvshengzaizhangxiangshangkenenghegujinnianxinzhongdebaiyueguanggengxiangba。

“jiejienihao,wojiaoxutiantian。”tazhudonghewowoshou。

quezaikaojinwoshi,xiaoshengzaiwoerbianshuo:“duoxiesheng**rangwei,jinniangegezheimehaodenanren,woyidinghuihaohaozhenxi。”

wohaobuzaiyidikanzheta,“yongbuzhexie,guobuleduojiu,nihuihewoyiyang。”

zishangcizhihou,wozhidao,gujinnianxinlichuleneiweibaiyueguangzhiwai,buhuizairongxiarenheren。

wohexutiantiandouzhishineiweidetisheneryi。

dangwan,woshoushihaoxingli,likaigujinniandebieshu。

guanjialanzhuwo,jinzhangdixunwen:“sheng**,ninruguoturanzoule,guxianshenghuizeguaiwode。”

woduitaxiaodao:“tashenbianyijingyoulexinderen,wozouhuoshiliu,duitameiyourenheyingxiang。”

wolazhexinglixiangzoudaolubiandache。

gujinnianzhenghaohuibieshu,kandaowonazhexinglixiangdeyangzi,mianlunuyichaowozoulai,“shengyang,niyouzainaoshenme?”

wokanxiangta,“womeiyounao。wozhishibuxiangzaixiangshaziyiyangquxihuanni。”

gujinnianyonglizuanzhuwodeshouwan,mouguangfanzhenuhuo,“genwohuijia。”

woshuaikaita,yongzheqiansuoweiyoudelengjingyuqikaikou:“henihuiqu?jixuquzuonidedixiaqingrenma?”

gujinnianmeicidaiwoqucanjiayanhui,douzhihuijieshaoshuowoshipengyou。

真是搞笑。

tiandixiayoushenmeyangdepengyouhuishuizaiyizhangchuangshang?

youshenmeyangdepengyouhuiyiqiyongbaojiewen?

“sheng、yang。”gujinnianyiziyidundihanwo,kanqilaizhenyaofahuole。

woyiranzhuanshenlazhexinglixiangxiangyuanchuzouqu。

zheigedifang,wozaiyebuhuihuilai。

likaigujinnianhou,wozhaolefenxiaoshouhongjiudegongzuo。

denghongjiulvdejiubabaoxiangnei,wodunzaijigelaozongmianqian,weixiaozheweitamenjieshaohongjiu。

“sheng**danshen?”zhaozongbuhuaihaoyididaliangzhewo。

wodanxiaohuidao:“zheiwentihaoxianghehongjiumeiyouguanxi。”

“wojinilianle?zhuangshenmeqingchun!”zhaozonghaobuyanshidibaoluletademude。

tadeshoumoxiangwodeyaoshen,wolianseyibian,zhengxiangjujue。

baoxiangdementurandakai,gujinnianmianwubiaoqingdilouzhexutiantianzoujinlai。

wodeyuguangpiejianzheiyimu,xinzhonglianglebanjie。

zheimebukandeyimian,quebeigujinnianqiahaozhuangjian。

“guzong?ninzenmelaile?”gangganghaixiangduiwotumoubuguidezhaozonghedejieba。

gujinnianlouzhexutiantianzaiduimianzuoxia,tadanmodemouzicongwoshenshangsaoguo,lengxiaoyisheng:“likaiwo,nijiuzuozheixie?”

tadechaofengxiangshidaoziban,henhencijinwodexinzang。

woyinzhangshijianbaochidunzhedezishi,jiaoyouxiema,zhanbuqilai。

gujinnianhuanbuzoudaowomianqian,jugaolinxiadinizhewo,gouqiwodexiaba,“qiuwo,wokeyizaijiniyigejihuihuidaowoshenbian。”

tagaogaozaishangdezitaixiangshiduiwodeshishe。

woxiongqiangzhongdenuhuoxiongyongfanteng,yonglipaikaitadeshou,“buhaoyisi,meizheigedasuan。”

woganggangzhanqishen,bianyinjiaomameiyouzhanwen,zhinengzhuazhugujinniandeyijiaozuozhicheng。

gujinniankanxiangwodemuguanggengjiachaofeng。

xutiantianyerenbuzhuguolaiyinyangguaiqi:“jinniangege,nikantaduoyouxinji,zuishangshuozhemeizheigedasuan,queguyijiashuaijiejinni。”

我扫了眼许甜甜。

wolikaidezheiduanshijian,gujinnianyinggaidoushihexutiantianshuizaiyizhangchuangshang。

xiangdaozheixie,woyizhenfanwei。

jiaomadeqingkuanghuanhelexie,wosongkaigujinniandeyijiao,“gangcaiyouxiejiaoma,fuleyixiani,yinggaibujieyiba?”

wodeyuqihaowubolan,bingweibeixutiantiansuoyingxiang。

gujinnianweiweimiqishuangyan,sihuzaicaicewozenmehuibiaoxianzheimepingjing,lianyidianchicudeqingxudoumeiyou。

jiantameihuihua,wozhuanshenzhunbeilikaibaoxiang。

shenhouxiangqigujinnianqinglengdesangyin:“shengyang,wozuihoujiniyicijihui。”

“zhiyaonihewodaogeqian,banhuibieshu,niyijiushiwoshenbianzuidechongdenvren。fangzicheziheqian,niyaoduoshaoyouduoshao。”

gujinnianzoudaowoshenbian,ditoufushenzaiwoerpanshuodao:“nixiangyaoshenme,wodoukeyijini。”

xutiantianzhanzaipangbiantingdaozheixiehuadoukuaiqizhale。

woxiaozhezhuanshen,“shenmedoukeyijiwo?neijiehunzhengni?”

gujinnianmouseshunjianchenxia,yuqibiandelengmo,ananjinggao:“buyaodecunjinchi。”

wozichaodixiaoleyisheng:“nilianhewojiehundoumeibanfazuodao,youshenmezigeyaoqiuwojixuhuiquzuonidedixiaqingren?nizhenyiweiwoyizhiduiniqinggenshenzhongma?shuoshihua,zheixieniangenzainishenbian,meitiankanzhenineizhanglengbingbingdesirenlian,wozaojiunile。”

“gujinnian,woyezuihouhenishuoyiju,shiwoxianshuaideni!shiwobuxihuannile!”

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