jinliqiqijijudongfangsixiangdeyoumeiwenzixie《wojuzuotishenhouqinglengguishaokuhongleyan》zheibenshu,rangrenxinchaopengpaidechuanqi,juebubiqitaduanpianyanqingleixingxiaoshuodexunse,zhujiaoshishengyanggujinnian,xiaoshuojingxuan:wohaobuzaiyidikanzheta,“yongbuzhexie,guobuleduojiu,nihuihewoyiyang。”zishangcizhihou,wozhidao,gujinnianxinlichuleneiweibaiyueguangzhiwai,buhuizairongxia……
diyizhang“wozaojiunile!”
wogenlegujinnianqinian,taduiwaicongweichengrenguowodeshenfen,meicijieshao,zhishuoshipengyou。
keyoushenmepengyoushimeitiandoushuizaiyiqi,haihuiyongbaojiewende?
tazhishibawodangzuobaiyueguangdetishenqingren。
wonianshaomengdong,huanxiangguohegujinniandeweilai。
tajinggaowo:“biedecunjinchi。”
wopanranxingwu,juedingfenshou。
houlai,gujinnianheduolejiu,hongzheyanbutinghanwodemingzi。
wojiedaotadalaidedianhua:“nengbunengrangwozaijianniyimian?”
wolengxiaoyisheng:“meibiyao!laoniangxiageyuejiubanhunlile,meikongtingnigoujiao。”
wozhidaogujinnianxinzhongyougebaiyueguang。
tadiyicijianwoshi,jiushuo:“nihetahenxiang。”
dangshiwodemengdongwuzhi,wenleju:“tashishei?”
gujinnianzhixiaolexiao,meizuohuida。
congneizhihou,gujinnianbawochongshangletian。
quanzilirenrendouzhidao,woshigujinnianxinjianshangderen。
erwozaitadeshengchongzhixia,meirenzhudonglexin。
wokaishihuanxianghegujinniandeweilai,kaishigouhuawomendehunlihehunhoushenghuo。
neitian,woxinxuelaichaozuolesangexiaoshifeiji,xiangjizaiwaidichuchadegujinnianyigejingxi。
wozhanzaimenwaizhenglizhuangrong,tingdaolimianchuanlaigujinnianhepengyoudeduihua:
“niheshengyangzaiyiqiyeyouwunianleba,haimeinia?”
gujinnianlengdandesangyinxiangqi:“zaonile,danshitahentinghua。”
woshouxinshunjianlengtou,xinzhongxiangshibeipolebeilengshui。
“sheng......sheng**?nizenmezaizhei?”gujinniandezhulikandaowo,chijingdiwenleyisheng。
wohuiguoshen,duizhulijichumianqiangdexiaorong,caizhuanshentuikaibaoxiangdemen。
baoxiangnei,gujinnianpengyoudebiaoqingkanqilaiyoudianfuza。
“sheng**zenmelaile?”
wohaiweikaikou,bianjiandaogujinnianbunaidizhouqimeitou,zhizedao:“nigenzongwo?”
gujinnianneizhanghaokandelian,wuguanjingzhiliti,zaidengguangyingzhaoxia,lunkuogangengjiaqingxi。
jishishiyulequandanghongdemingxing,doumeiyouyanqiandegujinnianyaoyan。
wodequeshishouletameisedemihuo,dancike,woturanxingwu。
“womeigenzongni。wozhishixiangjiniyigejingxi。”
gujinnianyuqiliangbo:“wobuxuyaozheizhongjingxi。”
neicizhihou,gujinnianduiwokaishibiandelengdan。
meiduojiu,tashenbianjiuchuxianleyigehewozhangxiangxiangsidenvsheng。
neigenvshengxiaoqilailianshanghuiyouliwo,biwohaiyaonianqingpiaoliang。
wocaice,zheigenvshengzaizhangxiangshangkenenghegujinnianxinzhongdebaiyueguanggengxiangba。
“jiejienihao,wojiaoxutiantian。”tazhudonghewowoshou。
quezaikaojinwoshi,xiaoshengzaiwoerbianshuo:“duoxiesheng**rangwei,jinniangegezheimehaodenanren,woyidinghuihaohaozhenxi。”
wohaobuzaiyidikanzheta,“yongbuzhexie,guobuleduojiu,nihuihewoyiyang。”
zishangcizhihou,wozhidao,gujinnianxinlichuleneiweibaiyueguangzhiwai,buhuizairongxiarenheren。
wohexutiantiandouzhishineiweidetisheneryi。
dangwan,woshoushihaoxingli,likaigujinniandebieshu。
guanjialanzhuwo,jinzhangdixunwen:“sheng**,ninruguoturanzoule,guxianshenghuizeguaiwode。”
woduitaxiaodao:“tashenbianyijingyoulexinderen,wozouhuoshiliu,duitameiyourenheyingxiang。”
wolazhexinglixiangzoudaolubiandache。
gujinnianzhenghaohuibieshu,kandaowonazhexinglixiangdeyangzi,mianlunuyichaowozoulai,“shengyang,niyouzainaoshenme?”
wokanxiangta,“womeiyounao。wozhishibuxiangzaixiangshaziyiyangquxihuanni。”
gujinnianyonglizuanzhuwodeshouwan,mouguangfanzhenuhuo,“genwohuijia。”
woshuaikaita,yongzheqiansuoweiyoudelengjingyuqikaikou:“henihuiqu?jixuquzuonidedixiaqingrenma?”
gujinnianmeicidaiwoqucanjiayanhui,douzhihuijieshaoshuowoshipengyou。
真是搞笑。
tiandixiayoushenmeyangdepengyouhuishuizaiyizhangchuangshang?
youshenmeyangdepengyouhuiyiqiyongbaojiewen?
“sheng、yang。”gujinnianyiziyidundihanwo,kanqilaizhenyaofahuole。
woyiranzhuanshenlazhexinglixiangxiangyuanchuzouqu。
zheigedifang,wozaiyebuhuihuilai。
likaigujinnianhou,wozhaolefenxiaoshouhongjiudegongzuo。
denghongjiulvdejiubabaoxiangnei,wodunzaijigelaozongmianqian,weixiaozheweitamenjieshaohongjiu。
“sheng**danshen?”zhaozongbuhuaihaoyididaliangzhewo。
wodanxiaohuidao:“zheiwentihaoxianghehongjiumeiyouguanxi。”
“wojinilianle?zhuangshenmeqingchun!”zhaozonghaobuyanshidibaoluletademude。
tadeshoumoxiangwodeyaoshen,wolianseyibian,zhengxiangjujue。
baoxiangdementurandakai,gujinnianmianwubiaoqingdilouzhexutiantianzoujinlai。
wodeyuguangpiejianzheiyimu,xinzhonglianglebanjie。
zheimebukandeyimian,quebeigujinnianqiahaozhuangjian。
“guzong?ninzenmelaile?”gangganghaixiangduiwotumoubuguidezhaozonghedejieba。
gujinnianlouzhexutiantianzaiduimianzuoxia,tadanmodemouzicongwoshenshangsaoguo,lengxiaoyisheng:“likaiwo,nijiuzuozheixie?”
tadechaofengxiangshidaoziban,henhencijinwodexinzang。
woyinzhangshijianbaochidunzhedezishi,jiaoyouxiema,zhanbuqilai。
gujinnianhuanbuzoudaowomianqian,jugaolinxiadinizhewo,gouqiwodexiaba,“qiuwo,wokeyizaijiniyigejihuihuidaowoshenbian。”
tagaogaozaishangdezitaixiangshiduiwodeshishe。
woxiongqiangzhongdenuhuoxiongyongfanteng,yonglipaikaitadeshou,“buhaoyisi,meizheigedasuan。”
woganggangzhanqishen,bianyinjiaomameiyouzhanwen,zhinengzhuazhugujinniandeyijiaozuozhicheng。
gujinniankanxiangwodemuguanggengjiachaofeng。
xutiantianyerenbuzhuguolaiyinyangguaiqi:“jinniangege,nikantaduoyouxinji,zuishangshuozhemeizheigedasuan,queguyijiashuaijiejinni。”
我扫了眼许甜甜。
wolikaidezheiduanshijian,gujinnianyinggaidoushihexutiantianshuizaiyizhangchuangshang。
xiangdaozheixie,woyizhenfanwei。
jiaomadeqingkuanghuanhelexie,wosongkaigujinniandeyijiao,“gangcaiyouxiejiaoma,fuleyixiani,yinggaibujieyiba?”
wodeyuqihaowubolan,bingweibeixutiantiansuoyingxiang。
gujinnianweiweimiqishuangyan,sihuzaicaicewozenmehuibiaoxianzheimepingjing,lianyidianchicudeqingxudoumeiyou。
jiantameihuihua,wozhuanshenzhunbeilikaibaoxiang。
shenhouxiangqigujinnianqinglengdesangyin:“shengyang,wozuihoujiniyicijihui。”
“zhiyaonihewodaogeqian,banhuibieshu,niyijiushiwoshenbianzuidechongdenvren。fangzicheziheqian,niyaoduoshaoyouduoshao。”
gujinnianzoudaowoshenbian,ditoufushenzaiwoerpanshuodao:“nixiangyaoshenme,wodoukeyijini。”
xutiantianzhanzaipangbiantingdaozheixiehuadoukuaiqizhale。
woxiaozhezhuanshen,“shenmedoukeyijiwo?neijiehunzhengni?”
gujinnianmouseshunjianchenxia,yuqibiandelengmo,ananjinggao:“buyaodecunjinchi。”
wozichaodixiaoleyisheng:“nilianhewojiehundoumeibanfazuodao,youshenmezigeyaoqiuwojixuhuiquzuonidedixiaqingren?nizhenyiweiwoyizhiduiniqinggenshenzhongma?shuoshihua,zheixieniangenzainishenbian,meitiankanzhenineizhanglengbingbingdesirenlian,wozaojiunile。”
“gujinnian,woyezuihouhenishuoyiju,shiwoxianshuaideni!shiwobuxihuannile!”
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