zheiben《wokaodanmudalianduowoshenfendejiashaoye》xiaoshuojiangshulezhurengonghanshiyuqinziyanshenchedegushifeichanghaokan，shuhuangdexiaohuobanmenkanguolai！xiaoshuojingcaijiexuanerwozaiyiyuanjieshouhuanpishoushudeshihou，hanshiyuzaiwaiheqinziyangongkaitanlianai，haijinleqinjiadegongsi。zhongyuyouyitian，wodeyangmaohui……
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fuhaofufulaixuexiaoyanjiangshi，xiaoqingmeizhenglazhewotouliuchuqu，daoshitangqingongjianxue。
tahanwoqubanjiazishangdekongtong，wogangmaibuyanqianjiuchuxiandanmu：
【qianwanbuyaopengneigetong，limianyouhanshiyuweilejinihuirongzhunbeideretang！】
【sannianqianhanshiyurangtadechuliandingtini，chengleqinjialiuluozaiwaidedushengzi，xianzaihaixianghuiniderong，rangniyongyuandoumeijihuihuiqinjia。】
【kelianniquanshenzhongdushaoshang，zuolewushucihuanpishoushu，queyoubeijiashaoyehuanyaodusi。】
【erzhanvquejiaruqinjia，hejiashaoyeliyingwaihe，nimenqinjiabeitamenchijuehule！】
【nixianzaimashanghuiqurangqinfurenkandaonidelian，zheishiniweiyihuiquzuozhenshaoyedejihui！】
wotingdaohanshiyucuicuwokuaiqubantong，zaikankandanmu，chiyizhetingzaileyuandi。
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“ache，hailengzheganshenme，kuaibatongnalaia，woyaolinbudongle。”
hewoqingmeizhumashibaniandehanshiyuzhanzaishimiyuan，linzheliangdaidamichongwohan。
erdanmuhaizaifengkuanggundong。
【wokeliandenanzhu，qianwanbiepengneigetong！】
【kuaipao！nidelianheqinfurenyimoyiyang，beihuironglejiuzaiyemeijihuihuijiale！】
woshuangtuidazhezhan，manmanwanghoutui。
hanshiyuyoucuileliangbian，jianwomeidong，zhudongwangqianzouleliangmi。
“ache，nixiangshenmeni？”
woqiangpozijibashixiancongtongshangnuoxialai，wenta：“shiyu，tingshuojintianlaiyanjiangdeqindongshizhang，qianjinianzhaohuileshisanduoniandeerzi？”
hanshiyudemouzimingxianfangda，queyoumashangguzuoqingsongdesongjian。
“youqianrendeshiwonazhidao。”
“wozhizhidaozanmenyaoshiwanbuchenghuo，jiunabudaojintiandexinshui。”
tajixucuiwo，**cuizuodaomenkou：
“woyoudianlei，nengxieliangfenzhongma？”
hanshiyujile：“banletongzaixie。”
tayueshizheji，wojiuyueshihuaiyi。
womeijiehua，diankaishoujikuaisusousuo，guorankandaosannianqianqinjiadexinwen。
erneigebeiqinfurenlouzaihuailidakudehaizi，zhengshiwomengongtongdewanban，songziyan！
nanguaidayigangkaixuesongziyanjiugaimingqinziyan，haigenwoshuoshidashijitasuandeming。
wocuqimei，bashoujijudaobuduancuicudehanshiyumianqian。
“这不是子言吗？”
hanshiyukouganshezao，bieguoshixian：“dagaiba，womangzhedagong，nayouxinsiguanzhuzheixie。”
“tinghua，kuaiqubantong，dengganwanhuowodainiquchimenkoudemalatang。”
tazaizhuanyihuati，tazaixinxu！
wodexinfangfobeijiuzhu，youbeihenhenshuaixiaxuanyaban，xunsuzhuiluo。
beiguaimaineinianwocailiangsui，daoxinjiayinianhoujiubeiyangfumupaoqi。
zaifuliyuan，worenshiletongsuidehanshiyu。
womenqingmeizhumazhangda，hainianletongyisuodaxue。
zheixieniantawuweibuzhizhaoguwo，zanqianjiwomailingshi，fangjiapeiwodaochuwan。
yinweiyoutongxuechaoxiaowomeidiemeima，tatediqulianlewushu，baqifuwoderenanzaidishang，rangtamenxiangwodaoqian。
wunianqian，wopengzhetaxihuandeyangjiegengxiangwogaobai。
tajidongdibaojinwo，shuowomenshibiciweiyideqinren。
woyiweiwomenbiyejiuhuijiehun，yongyuanzaiyiqi。
keyuanlaiwodayingtadeliangnianhou，tajiuranglingyigenanshengdingtiwoqurenleqin。
“shiyu，woshinidechulianma？”
wonuliyazhizhexindiqingxu，wenta。
hanshiyudiletou，cazhemidaishangbingbucunzaidehuichen。
“dangranle，achenijiushiwodechuliana。”
【tayouzaisahuang！piannanzhudezhanvzhengaisi！】
bijianyongshangsuanse，woshiwangdichuixiatou。
qinziyanjinfuliyuanneinian，womenshisui。
tazuitianyouzhangdeshuaiqi，meitiangenzaihanshiyushenhouhanjiejie。
hanshiyuyikaishifandebuxing，houlaiquezhujianxiguan，chifanwanshuadouhuihantayiqi。
xiangdaoneigezonghanwochegedenanhai，wobujinwojinlequantou。
liangrenbuzhidaobeidilizuoleshenme，yibianmanzhewo，yibianrangtaqudangqinjiadeerzi。
erjintianqinjialaiyanjiang，hanshiyupatamenrenchuwo，jingranxianghuiworong！
不行，我必须回去！
bunengrangtamenzaiqipianxiaqu！
“shiyu，woduzitengxiangquxishoujian。”
woliuxiayijujiuwangwaizou。
直奔礼堂而去。
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litangli，qindonghefurenyijingyanjiangwan，taishangzhanzheqinziyan。
tajintianchuanzhejingzhiheshendeshechipinxifu，fasibeizixidaliguo，lianxiejiandoushizengliangde。
嘴里说些得体的话：
“pinkunshengjiangxuejinshiwoqingzhulexinxuedexiangmu，ganxiefumuduiwodezhichi，meiyoutamen，jiumeiyoujintiandewo，zheigexiangmuyejiubuhuirangzheimeduotongxueshunliwanchengxueye。”
“buguokexideshi，woyougepengyousanniandoumeiyoudedaozheibijiangxuejin，sixialiyejingchangzhaowo......”
“danwoxiangshuodeshi，jihui，shiliujiyouzhunbeideren。”
wozhidao，tashuodejiushiwo。
【haoedudenanpei，nanzhuyoubushixuexibuhaocainabudao！】
【jiushi，mingmingshitaanxiangcaozuo，guyirangnanzhudabudaozige！】
【xinjihaoshen，zhiyounadaojiangxuejindecainengheqinshifufuheying，tamenzheishipachuanbanga。】
我心下一跳。
sannianliwoyizhishizhuanyediyi，kezongshiyinweigezhongyuanyindabudaoshenqingbiaozhun。
wohaisixiazhaotamenbaoyuanguo，dangshitamenzenmeshuode？
“ache，zanmenzheigeyuedeqingongjianxuexinshuigoushenghuole，nibiezheji。”
“chegenibieshangxin，xiacikendingxing！”
tamenmingmianshangshudaowo，shijikadiaowodejiangxuejin，zuzhiwohefumujianmian。
wokanzhezhengxinweiwangxiangqinziyandefumu，zhangzuijiuyaohan。
yizhishouhuranwuzhuwodezui，qiangxingbawowanghoula。
“ache，zheimezhongyaodechanghenijiubiedaoluanle，womenhuiquganhuo。”
【zhanvjiwosi！douheqinziyanchixianghelale，hairangnanzhudagongguokurizi！】
wotingchuhanshiyudeshengyin，yijiaocaizaitajiaobei。
tachitongyisheng，shoushangdeliqiquemeishou。
taishangdeqinziyanzhuyidaowomenzheibian。
tayanjingdengdabanmiao，suihouwendingxinshen，huitouheqinfurenshuolexieshenme。
qinfurenlikedanyoudezhouzhemei，daitaxialetai。
【taiyinxianleba，pachuanbangjiushuoshentibushufu。】
【心机男！】
yanchouzhetamensangedouzouxiatai，wohenhenyaozhuhanshiyudeshouzhi，zaitasongkaideshihoupaoxianghoutai。
【nanzhukuaichong！rangmamakandaonizheizhanglian！】
kandaodanmu，wopaodegengkuaile。
yuanlaiwosuozaideshijieshiyibenzhenjiashaoyedexiaoshuo。
jintianwojiangbeihanshiyupoyishenretang，beisongquyiyuanzhuyuan。
houlaizaiyiyuanyudaoqinfuren，wofaxianwomenzhangdeyimoyiyang，ketabeiqinziyansanyanliangyutiaobo，buxiangxinwo。
hanshiyuhaiguyizhaobierendezhaopianjitakan，shuoneijiushiwodeyangzi。
zheirangqinfurenkaishiyanewodehuangyan，buzaiquyiyuanjuankuan，gengbukenjianwo。
erwozaiyiyuanjieshouhuanpishoushudeshihou，hanshiyuzaiwaiheqinziyangongkaitanlianai，haijinleqinjiadegongsi。
zhongyuyouyitian，wodeyangmaohuifulesancheng，yiweizhongyunenghefumujianmian。
quebeiqinziyanyizhenduyaohaisi！
wosihouhanshiyuheqinziyangaodiaojiehun，zaihunhoudiernianjiuzhizaoshiguzhuangsiqinshifufu，chenggongdedaoqinjiasuoyoucaichan。
kelianwohefumudousizaitamenshouli，lianzanglidoumeiyou，zhinengtingzaitingshijian。
zheibuyinggaishishuyunanzhudezouxiang，wodefumugengbuyinggaisi！
我必须扭转结局！
zhongyulaidaohoutai，woduizhetamendebeiyinghanleyisheng：
“等一下！”
qinziyanlvxiantingchuwodeshengyin，tuizhetamenkuaibuwangqianzou。
“mamawomenkuaizouba，wotouhaoyuna。”
dasuanhuitoudeqinfurenyebeitaanzhulenaodai。
wotingdaohoumianchuanlaihanshiyudejiaobusheng，qingjizhixiadahan：
“tashijiade，wocaishinimendeerzi！”
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qinfurendiyishijianhuitou，kandaowodezhangxianghoudaoxiyikouqi。
“nizenme......hewozhangdeyimoyiyang！”
takankanwo，youkankanzhihetayouwufenxiangxiangdeqinziyan。
qindonggengshijingchadeshangqianyibu，xiangzixikankanwodelian。
womangshuo：“wocaishinimendeerzi，tashimaochongde！”
【nanzhuzhongyububiequle，kuaijinanpeiyigedabidou！】
gangkanwandanmu，yizhishoujiuzhuazhuwojianbang，qiangxingbawowanghouzhuai。
hanshiyudechizeshenglidaizheyanbuzhudehuangluan。
“ache，zheilibushizannenglaidedifang，genwohuiqu，tinghua。”
“哎！”
qinfurenxiayishiyaolailawo，quebeiqinziyanyibabaozhu。
liangxingyanleisusuwangxialiu。
“mama，nibuxiangxinwoma？”
qinfurendunshixinteng，shuangshoubaozhutaanwei：“wozenmehuibuxiangxinziyanni，zhishi......”
womingbaitadeyisi，zhishiwogentazhangdeyiyang，tazenmenengbuhuaiyi？
“qinfuren，woshiliangsuibeiguaizoude，diudeshihouchuanlelvseduanxiuheheikuzi，baixiezi！”
“wohaijidewojiahoumianyouyizuoshan，shanshangzhongmanletaoshu！”
“jiyiliwobeirenbaozheshangshanzhaitao，haibeishehekule！”
yikouqishuowanwoliangsuiqiandejiyi，qinfurendeyankuanghongle，gengyandaoshuobuchuhua。
qindonglianliandiantou：“dui，diertianwojiurangrenbamanshandeshedouganzou，keshierziquebeiguaizoule......”
tamenshenhoudeqinziyanliansenankanqilai，xunsuhehanshiyujiaohuanleyanshen。
“chege，nizenmenengzheimeduiwo？”
tingdaotaku，qinfurenhuitouwen：“ziyan，nimenrenshi？”
“mama，zheishiwoheshiyuzaifuliyuandepengyou，womenyiqizhangdade。”
“ganggangtashuodehuadoushiwoshuoguode。”
“chege，woshinanidangqingegecaigaosuni，nizenmenengfanguolaipianwobamani？”
hanshiyuyezouguolai，mianduimianduiwoheilelian。
“shenche，ziyanyijingduiniyierzaizaiersanderenrangle，weishenmenihaishibunengfangguota？”
qindongchiyile：“taqifuguoziyan？”
“dui，qinshushu，ziyanxinshanbuxiangrangnimenshangxin，caibugaosunimen。”
“danwoshizaishoubuleshenchemannaoziedudexiangfa！”
“zheigeshenchecongxiaojiduziyan，zaifuliyuandeshihouqiangtadewanju，shangxuelejiusitadezuoyeben。”
“houlaijiduziyanbeinimenzhaodaochengleyouqianren，tedilaiwenwonimenzhaodaoziyandeyuanyin。”
“woshuoshiyinweiziyanheayizhangdehenxiang，tajiuguyipaoquzhengrongchengayidemoyang！”
yishengleizhazaiwonaozili，wobukezhixindekanzhehanshiyu，shenzizhibuzhuzhandou。
qingmeizhumashibaniandeqingfenzaizheiyike，rangwojuedeburenshitale。
youqitayanshenlideyinchenhendu，shiwoconglaimeijianguodehanshiyu。
kaikoushi，wodeyankuangyijinghongle。
“nihushuo！womencongxiaoyiqizhangda，wozhangshenmeyangzinibuzhidaoma！”
“mingmingshitadingtilewodeshenfenqurenqin，nihaiwuxianwozhengrong！”
tadebiaoqinggengjiayinzhi，yaoyaqiechimiqishuangyan：
“jiuyinweiwomenyiqizhangda，wocaizhidaonishishenmedexing，gengzhidaoniyiqiandeyangzi。”
yizhangzhaopianbeitafangda，dijiqindongheqinfuren。
tazhizheneigewuguanwaixie，heqinfurenmeiyoubandianxiangsidenanshengshuo：“zheijiushishencheyuanbendemoyang。”
【zhanvyetaihendule，naqitarendezhaopianjiqinfurenkan。】
【nanzhubieku，kuaizhaonide**！】
wolianmangnachushouji，quezaidiankaixiangcehouzhengzhu。
sannianqianhehanshiyuyouhudeshihou，wodeshoujibeitadiaojinhulihuaidiao。
xinshoujilizhiyouzheijiniandezhaopian，yagenmeiyoufuliyuandejilu！
【wanle，zhanvnanpeizheishisannianqianjiuzuohaolezhunbei，burangnanzhufanshena。】
jianwowozheshoujichenmo，qindongqinfurenyekanchuwomeiyouzhengju，wunaiduishiyiyan。
qinziyanchenjixiaoshengchuoqi：
“chege，wozhidaonabudaojiangxuejindeshirangnihenshengqi，ruguonishizaixiangyaoqian，wokeyijini。”
“nixiangyaoshenmewodoujini，qiuqiuni，buyaoqiangwodefumuhaoma......”
qinfurenbaqinziyanbaojinhuaili。
“haohaizibiekule，bamayongyuandoushinidebama，buhuibuyaonide，womenhuijiaba。”
qindongyemousebushuangdesaowoyiyan，zhaoshourangbaobiaoguolaiganwozou。
【huaile，nanzhumeiyouzhengjule！】
baobiaoyazhuwoyaodaiwozoudeneiyike，wojimangshuo：
“womenkeyizuoqinzijianding！”
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