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小说简介

wokaojishitihuazhuangxuming，jiasidingliuqiuwobiepengtadelianmiaohuilexieyanxiezhirangdeyiduanyishijiemaoxianzhilv。tashenshishenmi，beirenweishimingyundeshouhuzhe。zuimoshanhejianqiaomiaodikehualemeigejiaosedexinggehedongji，xiaoshuozhongchongmanlejinzhang、xuanyiheqihuanyuansu。jingcaideqingjiejiangdailingduzhechuanyueshikong，tansuoneixieyinzangzaiheianbeihoudemimi。

精彩章节

wotianshengyinyangshou，nengmogu，zhiqirenguowangshengping。baitianwozaiyingloudangptushihunrizi，

wanshangjiulaibinyiguanzhuan“shouqian”jizijixuming。zheiwan，bingjulilachulaiyijuxinshi。yo，

zheibushigangtafangdedingliuaidouxieyanma？wonaqihuazhuangshua：“xiongdi，nizheishengqianheiliaomantianfei，

sihouchapingyebushao，dejiaqian。”tayanpimengdiyidou，yidaoyoujingyounudeshengyin，zhijiezuanjinlewodenaozi。

【biepenglaozidelian！wohaihuozhe！】woshouyiduosuo，chadianbafendiyeshuaitalianshang。zhashi？

【woshibeirenxiayaojiaside，kuaibangwobaojing！】wozuanjinlehuazhuangshua，lengxiaoyisheng：“baojing？keyi。

”“buguo，dejiaqian。”di1zhang“qian？niyaoduoshao？”dingliuaidouxieyandeshengyinzaiwonaozilizhakai，

youjiyouqi。womanyouyoudidakaiwodehuazhuangxiang，limianpingpingguanguansanfachuyiguzisirenzhuanyongdexiangliaowei。

“buduo。”woshenchuwugenshouzhi。“wushiwan，baonijinwanbusi。”【wushiwan？nizenmebuquqiang！

】xieyanqidexintiaodoukuailejifen，yaobushibeidaleqianglizhendingji，tagujinengdangchangcongbingjushangdanqilai。

wopiepiezui。“xiangui？xinga。”wonaqiyikuaishijin，zuoshijiuyaowangtalianshangca。

“neiwohaishijinihuagequanzhuang，fengfengguangguangshangluba。”“fanzhengnigedoufuguoqianle，yejieliangxin，

wobunengzazijizhaopai。”【bie！biedong！woji！wojini！】xieyanchedisongle。

taxianzaijiushizhenbanshangdeyu，renwozaige。【dengwochuqu，wojiniyibaiwan！】woxinlilengxiao。yibaiwan？

dingliudemingjiuzheimebuzhiqian？jiuzaizheishi，tingshifangdemen“zhiya”yishengbeituikaile。

yigedaizhejinsiyanjing、kanqilaisisiwenwendenanrenzoulejinlai，shenhouhaigenzhelianggeheixizhuangdezhuanghan。

shixieyandejingjiren，wangwei。wojianguotazaidianshishangkudeyibabitiyibalei，shuoxieyandesirangtatongbuyusheng。

kexianzai，woqingqingchuchuditingjiantaxinlizailengxiao。【zongsuansile，zheigebutinghuadeyaoqianshu。

】【xiezongdayingwodewubaiwan，yegaidaozhangle。】wangweituiletuiyanjing，muguangluozaiwoshenshang，

xiangshizaikanyizhiaiyandecangying。“nishixinlaiderulianshi？”wodiantouhayao，

lianshanglikeduiqichanmeidexiao：“wanggehao，wojiaoshenqing，ninjiaowoxiaoqingjiuxing。

”wangweiyilianxianeditaochuyitahongpiaozi，shuaizaiwomianqiandetuopanshang。“jiniyiwan，ganjinhua，huawanjiugun。

”“jizhu，huadechouyidian，yuechouyuehao，zuihaohuadeliantaqinmadourenbuchulai。”taxinlineidiansuanpan，

zaiwozheierjianzhijiushixianchangzhibo。【xiezongfenfule，bixubalianhuidiao，zheiyangjiusuanjingfanghuaiyi，

yesiwuduizheng。】wokanzheneiyiwankuaiqian，xinlilekailehua。youlaiyigesongqiande。woganjinbaqianshouhao，

diantourudaosuan：“haoleiwangge，ninjiuqiaohaoba！”“baozhengjininbandetuotuotietie！

”wonaqizuiliezhidefendi，huluandiwangxieyanlianshangmo。neicanbaideyanse，peishangwoguihuafuyiyangdejishu，

xieyanneizhangdiandaozhongshengdejunlian，shunjianbiandegengesuomingdeeguiside。【**……guyideba！

】xieyanzaixinlifengkuangpaoxiao。wojiazhuangmeitingjian，shoushangdongzuobuting。wangweimanyididianlediantou。【bucuo，

zheiqiongguihaitingshangdao。】tazhuanshenduilianggebaobiaoshuo：“nimenliang，zaizheierdingzhe，bierangtashuahuayang。”shuowan，

tajiuhengzhexiaoqu，deyiyangyangdizoule。dengrenyizou，woliketingxialeshou。wojiezhecashixieyanbozidedongzuo，

yongshentidangzhulebaobiaodeshixian。zhijianyidong，yigenxiruniumaodeyinzhenqiaowushengxidihuaruzhangxin。

zheizhenjiao“duhunzhen”，shiwoshifuchuanxialaide，nengzanshihuzhuhuorendexinmai。

zhenjianfeikuaidizaixieyanerhouzuiyinbidexueweishangcileyixia。yigeweibukejiande“jiu”zi，

jiuzheiyangluoyinzaitadepifuzhixia。zuowanzheiyiqie，woganjuezijixintiaodoukuailouleyipai。【zheishi……shenme？

】xieyanxuruodexinshengzaicixiangqi，daizheyisikunhuo。【haoxiang……shentiliyougunuanliu……】chengle。

woxunsushouhaozhen，youzhuaqiyibasaihong，duizhexieyandelianjiushiyidunmengpu。“haole！dagonggaocheng！

”wopailepaishou，kanzhezijide“jiezuo”，manyididianlediantou。lianggebaobiaotantouyikan，

chadianmeidangchangtuchulai。chuangshangtangzhede，nahaishineigeshuaiderenshengongfendedingliu？

fenmingjiushigegangcongfenlipachulaidediaosigui。tamenxianedihuihuishou，xiangshigancangyingyiyang。“xinglexingle，

ganjingunba！”worumengdashe，tizhewodepoxiangzi，chuaizheneiyiwankuaidexiaofei，touyebuhuidiliule。

gangzouchubinyiguanyinlengdedamen，yiliangheisedelaosilaisijiuqiaowushengxiditingzailewomianqian。chechuangjiangxia，

luchuyizhanghexieyanyouqifenxiangsi，quegengjiayinchenlengkudelian。tajiushixieyandeqinge，

xieshijituandexianrenzongcai，xiezhirang。wotingjiantaxinlineibinglengdeshengyin。【yigejianqianyankaidechunhuo，

liangniyewanbuchushenmehuayang。】tameikanwo，zhishiduizheduijiangjilenglengdifenfu。“genshangta，

chaqingchutadedixi。”“lingwai，tongzhigangtiechangneibian，zhunbeikailu。”woxinliyichen。feiqigangtiechang，

fenhualu。taxianghuishimieji。di2zhangwomeiyouhuijia，

ershizhijiezuanjinlebinyiguanpangbianyitiaoyouheiyoushendexiaoxiangzi。xiangzijintou，

shiyijialianzhaopaidoumeiyoudeshouyidian。dianzhushigeganshoudelaotou，xingwang，dajiadoujiaotalaowangtou。

tashiwoshifudelaopengyou，yeshizheishishangweiyizhidaowodixideren。“yatou，youjieleshenmetangshoudehuoer？

”laowangtouzhengmizheyan，yongyibaxiaokedao，zaiyikuaitaomushangdiaozheshenme。wobagangcaifashengdeshi，

yiwuyishidigentashuole。laowangtoutingwan，shoulidekedao“pa”diyisheng，

zaimutoushanghuachuleyidaoshenshendekouzi。“huorenrulian，dajia！”tahunzhuodeyanjingli，shanguoyisiningzhong。

“xiejianeixiaozi，zheishiyaonitiangaiming，huizaotianqiande！”wocongkoudailitaochuneiyiwankuaiqian，fangzaijutaishang。

“wangyeye，bangwogemang。”“bangwodingjinyiliangcongxijiaobinyiguankaichulaideyunshiche。

”wojiangganggang**dechepaihaofajileta。“xiezhirangxiangqudongjiaodefeiqigangtiechang，huishimieji。

”laowangtoukanlekanneiyiwankuai，youkanlekanwo。“yatou，zheishierchanhejinqu，huizheshoude。

”wokuxiaoyisheng。“wangyeye，wozheitiaoming，benlaijiushitoulaide。”“buzhuanzheizhong‘shouqian’，

wohuobuguojinniandongtian。”wotianshengtihan，shihuobuzhangdemingge。shishifuyongtadebantiaoming，

weiwoqiangxingxuleming，youjiaowozheishenbenshi，rang**jiwangsizhirenrulian，

zhuanqu“shouqian”laiyazhitineidehanqi。shouqian，shisizhejiashudeyangqi，

yeshisizheduiwozheigeduwangrendexieyi。xieyanmeisi，tadeshouqian，wonadebutashi。danxiezhirangxiangrangtasi，

wojiupianburangtaruyi。laowangtoutanlekouqi，shouqileqian。“xingba，

sheirangwojiunizheimeyigebansibuhuodetusunnvni。”tanaqijutaishangyibulaojiudeanjianshouji，

bolegehaomachuqu。“wei，laoshuma？bangwodinggeche……”womeizaidianliduoliu，zhuanshenjiuzou。

kewogangzouchuxiangzikou，mianqiandeguangxianjiuanlexialai。zhiqianzaitingshifangjianguodelianggebaobiao，

xiangliangzuotietayiyang，mianwubiaoqingdiduzhulewodequlu。qizhongyige，erhuabushuo，yibaduoguowodeshouji。

“kaca”yisheng。shoujizaitashouli，beiyingshengshengbaichengleliangban。“shen**，womenlaobanxianggenniliaoliao。

”lingyigebaobiaodiguolaiyigequanxindeshouji，pingmushangxianshizhengzaitonghuazhong。wojieguodianhua，fangdaoerbian。

tingtonglichuanlaixiezhirangdaizhemingxianchaofengdexiaosheng。“shenqing，wozhenshixiaokannile。

”“yigezailannilidagundehuose，zenmejiuyongyuanxuebuhuianfenshoujini？”wodexin，

yishunjianchendaolegudi。tachawole。“rangwocaicai，nishibushiquzhaoneigejiao‘laowangtou’dezaolaotouzile？

”“xiangrangtabangnichawodeche？he，tianzhen。”“niyiwei，nizuodehenganjing？

woderencongnilikaibinyiguandeneiyike，jiuyizhigenzheni。”tadeshengyincigurudao，daodaogezaiwoxinshang，

wogandaoyipianbinghan。“shenqing，ershisisui，guer，nanchengtongzilou，

yuexinsanqianwudexiutushi……”tabawoderensheng，xiangniandaociyiyang，yiziyijudinianlechulai。

wowojinlequantou，zhijiashenshenxianjinzhangxin。woqiangpozijilengjingxialai，gouchunlengxiao。“xiezong，

nifeizheimedajingchawo，bujiushipashiqingbailuma？”“nizuihaoxianzaijiuqudaogao，

qidaonididizhendesitoule。”“fouze，zhashizheizhongshi，kebinaoguiyaomafanduole。”dianhuaneitou，

xiezhirangdexiaoshengjiaranerzhi。wonengqingxiditingdaotadouranjiazhongdehuxisheng，heneishunjianbaonudexintiao。

【zheige**！taguoranzhidao！taganweixiewo！】“jilianbuyaoliandedongxi！”tazhongyusixialeweizhuang，

zaidianhuaneitoubaonudisihou。“jiwofeileta！”di3zhangbaobiaomeiyoufeilewo。

tamenyizuoyiyoujiazhuwodegebo，xiangtuoyitiaosigouyiyang，bawosaijinlecheli。

cheziyilukaidaolewozuzhudenanchengtongzilou。neishiwozhulewuniandexiaopowu，zhiyoubudaoshipingmi，

lianchuanghudoumeiyou。tamenbaworengzaidishang，ranhou，dangzhewodemian，kaishiyijianyijiandizalanwosuoyoudejiadang。

woneitaihualeyiqiankuaimaideershoudiannao，pingmubeiyijiaochuaisui。woyijulijinyoudejijianjiuyifu，

beitamensichenglepobu。haiyouwomaliujiwodeweiyiyizhanghezhao，neizhangyijingfanhuangdelaozhaopian，

beiyigebaobiaonazaishouli，dangzhewodemian，huanhuansichenglesuipian。wokanzheneixiesuipianpiaoluozaidi，

yanjingdoumeiyouzhayixia。xin，zaojiumamule。zhidao，yigebaobiaodejiao，

tingzaileqiangjiaoneigebuqiyanderulianhuazhuangxiangqian。talianshangdaizheqingmiedexiao，taijiaojiuyaocaixiaqu。

“biepengneige！”wodiyicibianlelianse，shengyinsiyadihoulechulai。neishiwochifandejiahuo，

gengshiwoxumingdegenben！baobiaoxianranbeiwodefanyingquyuele，tajiaoxiajialeli，henhenyijiaocaileshangqu。“peng！

”muzhidexiangziyingshengsifenwulie。limiantezhidemaobi、diaodao、yanliaosanluoyidi。

yizhitongtiwenrunruyu、diaozhefanfuhuawendemaobi，gengshibeitayijiaocaizhong，dangchang“ka”diyisheng，

duanchengleliangjie。【wanle……】xieyanjuewangdexinsheng，yaoyaochuanlai。

【neigenvren……tashiwoweiyidexiwang……xianzai……quanwanle……】yejiuzaineiyike，

wohoulongmengdiyitian，yiguxingredexueyezhichongshanglai。wosisiyaozhuzuichun，jiangneikouxueqiangxingyanlehuiqu。

neizhibi，shiwoshifuchuanxialaidefaqi，mingjiao“zhenhunbi”。nengjuqiningshen，weiwoyazhitineidehanqi。

faqibeihui，woganjueshentilideshengmingli，zhengxianglouleqidepiqiuyiyang，feisudiliushi。

sizhibaihaichuanlaiyizhennanyirenshoudebinglenghejutong。baobiaomenxiaozhangdidaxiaozhe，yangzhangerqu。

zaimandilangjiedefeixuzhong，liuxialeyizhangqingpiaopiaodezhitiao。“zheishizuihouyicijinggao，xiayici，

suidejiushinidegutou。”woguizaibinglengdedishang，hunshenzhandou，yanqianzhenzhenfahei。wozhengzhazhepaguoqu，

yongdoudebuchengyangzideshou，jianqileneiduanchengliangjiedeyuzhimaobi。binglengdenuhuohecigudehanyi，

zaiwoxinzhongjiaozhichengyipianjuewangdebingyuan。xiezhirang。niyiweinihuidiaode，

zhishiwoyigeqiongguidepolanwanyierma？bu。nihuidiaode，shinididizuihouyitiaoshenglu。yeshinizijide。

wocongxiedili，mochuleneigezanglexujiudebeiyonglaorenji。wobotonglelaowangtoudedianhua，

shengyinsiyadexiangshishazhizaimoca。“wangyeye，jihuajixu。”“didian，dongjiaogangtiechang。

”“woyaoni……bangwozhunbeiyichangdahuo。”“yuedayuehao。”“lingwai，zaibangwozhunbeiyiyangdongxi。

”“yitongheigouxue。”“yuechunyuehao。”di4zhangdongjiaofeiqidegangtiechang，xiujibanban。

judadefenhualuzhengfachuyeshoubandehongming，lukoupentuzhejuhongsedehuoshe，

jiangzhouweidekongqidouzhuoshaodeniuquqilai。xiezhirangjiuzhanzaifenhualuqian，

lianshangdaizheyizhongniuqude、dagonggaochengdekuaiyi。takanzhedanjiashanghaowushengqidexieyan，

yanshenlimeiyouyisiyihaodexiongdizhiqing，zhiyoubinglengdesuanji。【shaole，jiuyilebailele。

】【xiejiadeyiqie，doujiangshiwode。】lianggebaobiaotaiqidanjia，zhengzhunbeijiangxieyantuijinneidiyubandelukou。

jiuzaizheishi，yizhenqilidejingdishengyouyuanjijin，huapolejijingdeyekong。jiliangjingcheshanshuozhehonglandedengguang，

jiangzhenggegangtiechangtuantuanweizhu。“limianderentingzhe！nimenyijingbeibaoweile！likefangxiawuqitoujiang！

”kuoyinqilichuanlaiweiyandehanhuasheng。xiezhiranglianshangdedeyishunjianninggu，bianchenglewufazhixindejinge。

【jingcha？zenmehuiyoujingcha？】taxinliyipianhunluan。【neigenvren……shitabaodejing！tazenmegan！

】taneijigebaobiaoyishijianyehuangleshen，fenfenkanxiangta。“xiezong，zenmeban？”“jingchazenmelaile？

”xiezhirangdelianseyinchendenengdichushuilai，tayaoyaqiechidihoudao：“huangshenme！womenshihefagongmin！

taxieyanshixinzangbingtufasiwang，shouxuqiquan！jingchayechabuchushenme！”tahuayingangluo，