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xiawu,pengpengpeng,yourenqiaomen。
yangpingdakaimen,yuanlaishixiaowu,zheijiahuodabaoxiaobaowanglimianban。
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“woyebeicidiaole--”xiaowujusangdishuo。
难兄难弟呀!
“meishi,gongzuoyoudeshi。”yangpinganweixiaowu。
kanxiaowuzheidabaoxiaobaode:“nizenmezheimeduodongxiya?”
“guangfangbianmianjiuliangxiangzini。”xiaowucongbaolinachufangbianmian、jianshendebeiliqi、bijibendiannao,luanqibazaodeyidadui。
jiangdongxiandunhao,liangrenkaishimouhuaxiayibuzhaogongzuodeshiqing。
“shixiong,shuoshihua,zuowandeshoushu,zhenshipiaoliangya,pingshikanbuchuya?”xiaowuyihuo。
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“大餐?”
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“干!”
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weiguanderenqun,buquenengren,gaojiaozhezhihui:
“qiarenzhong,qiarenzhong,qiarenzhong。”
renzhongzaina?pangzidetongbanzhinengmeng,shouwang**shenqu。
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“paitadebei,yongli!”
“撬开嘴,喂水。”
nengrenhaibushao,yebuzhidaogexiangcuoshideyijushishenme。
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nvhaiziyoudianqihuhudeshuaishuailatongdeshou:‘niganshenmeya?’。
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manmandi,renqunyekaishisanle,gehuigezhuo。
yangpingzhizhepangzihongrundelian:“qiguanyiwudusai,haimulikejijiufa,zaibuqiangjiujiumeile,nihaimoshenmejingdongmai,shixiyishengba。”
“sheishixiyishengya,ni--”maweinvhaixianranbeijinule,buguoyikanpangzianranwushi,kanlairenjiashuodemeicuo,yushiyuqiruanxialai。
lianhongdishuo:“woyiweishijixingguanmaizonghezhengni,nishizenmezhidaode?”
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“可以呀!”
nvhaiyouyuyixia,kantamenyeshiyisheng,buxianghuairen,dayingxialai。
maweinvhaihenxixin,guoquyoujiandanjianchalepangzi,quedingmeiyouwentile,dingzhutadepengyoujiju,cailikai。pangzidepengyoulianmangyoushijugongyoushiwoshou,ganxiedajiadebangzhu。
maweinvhaiyoujigenvban,jiashangyangpingxiaowu,dajiayiqiweizhezhuozizuoxialai,tamenjigeganggangdawanwangqiuluguo,kandaoyourenhujiu,jiuguolaile。
jigenvhaidoubuhejiu,geziyaoleyibeinaicha,yangpingtoutouleduokanlemaweinvhaijiyan:wuguanbiaozhi,bu,yinggaishijingzhi,yishuangyanjingwuheiqingche,jiemaozhangzhangde,liandandepifubailitouhong,guanghuadexiangdanbai,yiduixiaojiuwo,xiaoqilaihenmiren。shencaigaotiao,quxianfenming,dagaijingchangyundongjianshen。qizhishifenyouya,baokuozuodezishidouhaoxiangkeyijingguoxunlian,waitaoliluchuhaoxiangshiwangqiufudeduanxiu,pangbianfangzheyigedabao,limianyinggaishiwangqiupai。
taxianranyaoduiyangpingdaposhaguowendaodi:“jiuwomenqinghele,nihaimeishuo,zenmejiukanchushiqiguanyiwudusaileni?”
zheigewenti,youdiannan,zenmekanchulaide,zheizenmehuida。
yushinaoziyizhuan,huluandishuo:“nimeikandaozhuozishangpanzilidejigutou,renjiayoumozhehoulong,mingbaigaosunizheili——jigutou——kazhule,butongqile,wokannishimeixueyixuezhitiyuyan。”
nvhaixianglexiang,yeshi,pashizijitaijixiele,shenmedouanshushanglai,meitaizhuyizheixiexijie,dangshiyaobushiyouzheigeyishengzaichang,kongpazijihuidanwujiuzhi。
yixuezhitiyuyan?nvhaiziyanziyudigu,haizhenconglaimeiyoutingshuoguozheimenxuekeni。
yangpingyaoyaotou,juedehaoxiao,zheishizijihuluanbianzaochulaide,tahaizhenxin。
“nimenshinageyiyuandeya?”maweinvhaizhuiwendao。
“gshirenminyiyuan--”yangpingshuo。
“ganggangbeicidiao,muqianshiyouyi,zhengzainulijiuyezhong--”xiaowubuchong,relaiqitajigenvhaidexiaosheng。
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liaolemeiduojiu,suyixuanqishen,mianseweinandishuo:‘shijianbuzaole,duibuqiya,womendehuiqule,nimenlianggemanmanhe,wodengxiahuiyufuzugoudejiuqian,nimenfangxinhejiushi。”
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ranhouhenvbanyiqibeizhebaozoule。
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yangpingdejiuliangbuxing,qingtongdousuanbushang,zuotianhedeyoudianduo,toutong。
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ruguozhaobudaogongzuo,jiuzhinenglikaigshi。
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