zhujiaoshihanyunhuangziyundexiaoshuojiaozuo《wo，kaijuqiandaoyizhichaojiyawang》，benxiaoshuodezuozheshiqianfangmiwuqingraoxingxiedeyibenxuanhuankehuanleixingdexiaoshuo，wenzhongdeaiqinggushiqimeierchunjie，wenbijijia，shilituijian。xiaoshuojingcaiduanluoshidu：hanyunchuanyueyishijie，kaijuchengweiluopoxiaomenpaizhangmen，huodechaojihechengxitong。“ding，gongxisuzhuyongyibaiwanzhiyazihechengchuleyizhizhizunyahuang！”“ding，gongxisuzhuyongwubaiwangenyecaohechengchuleyikedingjilingyao！”“ding，gongxisuzhuyongyiqianwankuaishitouhechengchuleyimeijipinlingshi！”“ding，gongxisuzhuyongyiyitiaoqiuyinhechengyitiaohaotianshenlong！”meiyougongfa？meiyoulingyao？meiyounvshen？he！he！he！hanyun：“wodeshenjineiyizhishengyijianyifujiunenghechulaile。”...
di2zhangchaojiyawangxinxianchulu
zheizhiweiwudayazitingdaohanyundeminglinghou，zhijiepulengqitaneishuangrourouchibang，yitouzhuangxiangleneikeshouwancuxidexiaoshu。
zhuanyanjian，neikexiaoshujiuzhijiebeidayatouzhuangzhele，yifenweier。
wakao，zheiyadetietougongkeyia。
hanyundazhijisuanleyixia，hechengchulaidezheizhiyazi，haidabudaolingshoudebiaozhun。
danshizheidoubusuanshier，zhenggeyangyachanghaiyouneimeduoyazikeyijizijihechengni！
“hechengxitong，jiwobayangyachangsuoyouyazitongtonghechengdiao！”
jieshoudaohanyundezhiling，henkuaihechengxitongqidong，jiukaishigongzuole。
一炷香功夫后：
“dingdong，gongxisuzhuchenggongjiangyiqianerbaiwuzhiyazijinxinglehecheng。”
“ninhuodeleyawang：bishuiyazuishou+1zhi！”
“碧水鸭嘴兽”
“等级：三级灵兽”
“yongyoujineng：fenshuitabo，yashenrutie，wudijingangtou......”
什么是惊喜？
这就是惊喜！
kandaozijihechengchulaidechaojiyawang，hanyunzhenggerendoukaishibiandexingfenqilaile。
这可是三级灵兽。
sanjilingshoushishenmegainian？
suiranhanyunhaibushixiulianzhe，danshitongguozheiduanshijianhetanglaoxianshenglaokeliaotian，yedazhiduixiulianzhehelingshoudengjiyouxielejie。
xiulianzheqianqidexiuliandengjifenwei：cuiti，qixue，lianqisanjing。
qizhonglianqijingyouchengzuo“xiantianjing”。
ersanjilingshoudeshili，jueduiyaochaoguolianqijingxiushi，yaozhidao，lianqijingxiushifangzaiwaijie，dounengchengweiyixiexiuxianzongpaiwaimenzhanglaole。
zijizheiyizhayanshijian，jiushouhuodaoyizhizongmenzhanglaojidedashou！！！
zhijianzheibishuiyazuishouxiongjiujiu、qiangangdezhanzaihanyunmianqian，
tadetixingdagaiyoulaohuzheimeda。
yiduiyazhuaxia，haosiyoubibozaidangyang。
youqishibishuiyazuishoudeshuangyan，kanqilaizheshixili。
无敌炸天啊！
hanyunduizhebishuiyazuishouhedao：
“nidemingzicongjintiankaishijiujiaoyawangle。”
“wofengniweiwowanmopaihushanlingshou。”
“ruyouwailaizheganlaiqinfanzheili，nijiuzhengsitamen。”
bishuiyazuishougagajiaoyisheng，biaoshitongyi。
danshitazheiyishenggajiao，jihushibazhenggewanmoshanmailidefeiqinzoushoudoujihedesesefadou。
cishicike，wanmopaishanmenwai，youshijiminghuiyikuiwunanzizhengzaiqianxing。
tingdaozheiyishenggajiao，zheixienanzihedetuidouyiruan，chadianshuangxiguidi。
“laoda，zheishishenmedongxizaiguijiao。”
“zheishanlibuhuiyoushenmekongbuyaoshouba？”
lingtouzhirenxinzhongyeshijingyibuding：
“meitingshuoguozheiwanmoshanmailiyouyaoshouchumeia。”
“yaoburanzheiwanmopaizaojiubeimiediaoqianwancile。”
“nei...laoda，womenhaiqubuquzheiwanmopaile....wo...woxinliyoudianhaipa。”
“qu......weishenmebuqu？zheitanglaotouerqianlewomenduchangzheimeduoqian。womenzennengfangguota？”
shuohuajian，yixingrenlaidaolewanmopaishanmenwai。
“tanglaotouer，nijibenyeyegunchulai。”
“zaibuchulai，wokeyaobanizheipozongmenjishaolea....”
yiminghuiyinanzijianwurenkaimen，taxiaoshengdao：
“laoda，shibushineitanglaotouerpaolulea。”
“paodeleheshangpaobulemiao，tayaoshiganpaolu，laozijiubawanmopaiyibahuojishaole。”
“nikantamendouqiongchengshenmeyangle，jiuliangjianpomaofang！”
“xiaosaner，jiwobamenchuaikai。”
haimeidenglingtouzhirenbahuashuowan，guazhewanmopaipaibiandeneijiandayidianmaocaowubeidakaile。
“shenmerenzaiwowanmopaisaye？”
kandaohuranzhanzaimenkouchudehanyun，lingtouzhirenweiweiyileng：
“nishizheiwanmopaiderenma？”
“wonaichonglingchenglijiaduchangderen。
“nimenwanmozongzhangmentanglaotouer，zaiwomenduchangqianxialeyibaikuaixiapinlingshi。”
“woshilaizhaotanglaotoueryaozhaide。”
wakao，guaibudezheitanglaotouerpaodezheimekuai，ganqingshiqianlerenjiayi**zhaia！
yibaikuaixiapinlingshia，zhenggewanmopaixianzaiyikuailingshidounabuchulai，jiusuanzijiyangyibeizideyazi，yezhengbudaoneimeduoqiana。
hanyunyouxiewuyu，taxianzaizongsuanmingbailetanglaotouerweishaneimejijiubazhangmenchuanjizijile。
zheichonglingchenghanyunyiqianmaiyazideshihouquguo，chengliyoubadajiazu，haochengchonglingbaba，doushixiulianzhejiazu，
erlijiajiushiqizhongzhiyi。
hanyunxianglexiang，duizheiqunhuiyirenshuodao：
“tanglaotouerni，yiqianqueshishibenpaideren，danshiwoyijingbatakaichujiegule，taderenheshiqingyubenpaiwuguan！。”
“xianzaibenzhangmenyebuzhidaotazaihechu，zhuweiyaoshixiangtaozhai，jiuqingquzhaotabenrenyaoba。”
“laoda，zheikaichujiegushishayisi？”
tingdaoshouxiaxiongdihaoqidewendao，lingtouzhirenxianglexiangdao：
“kenengshibeisaodichumendeyisiba。”
“saodichumen？wojidetanglaotouerbushizheiwanmopaizhangmenma？zhangmenhainengbeiganzou？”
shouxiadehuatixingdaolezheilingtoudage。
lingtoudagekanzhehanyundao：
“tanglaotouerbushiwanmopaidezhangmenma？nishiheren？zennengbatazhuzou？”
“wonaishiwanmopaidishisandaizhangmen，lunbeifenbitanglaotouerda，kaichutaziranmeiwenti。”
jiranshilaiwanmopaiyaozhaide，bujiandaoqian，huiyirennalikenzou，
zhijianzheilingtouzhirenlengxiaoyishengdao：
“nishishenmerenyijingbuzhongyaole，zhongyaodeshitanglaotouerzaiwomenduchanglijieqiandeshihou，shibanimenwanmopaiquandoudiyashangle。”
“ruoshizheitanglaotouzhaobudao，womenjiuyaonaniwanmopaidizhai。”
“nihaishikuairangtanglaotouerchulaiba。”
“laoziyoudiandengdebunaifanle。”
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