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”houlaiwowangtakafeidaoyan，tafaweibo：“laopoqinshouzhudekafeijiushixiang。”womaitonggaoheita，

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“wanle……xiaoyuan……”**zaibingliangdeqiangbishang，ganjuequanshendeliqidoubeichouganle，

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），wodezhiyeshengya，bu，wozheitiaoxiaoming，pashidouyaojiaodaizaizheilile。xiaoyuanjidetuantuanzhuan，

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yexu……yexujiangyelaoshita……tazhishiyishixingqikaiwanxiao？huozhe……huozhetajiushiguyiqini？

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sisibaozhuwodegebo：“jie！lengjing！qianwanlengjing！sharenfanfaajie！xiangxiangdianji！xiangxiangxitongchengfa！

”xitongchengfa……dianji……zheisigezixiangyipenbingshui，doutoujiaoxia，

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】xitongchenmolejimiao，sihuzaipingguwode**。binglengdedianziyinzaicixiangqi：【fengxianpinggutongguo。

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【renwujieshou：shi/fou？daojishi：10miao。9…8…7…】binglengdedaojishizaiciqidong，

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wotongkudibishangyanjing，jihushicongyafenglijichuneigezi：“……shi。

”xiaoyuankanzhewoyoushiyifurusangkaobi、shengwukeliandemoyang，danyoudiwen：“jie，niyouzenmele？

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”shuangshouque“kansihuangluan”shizejingzhundiyibafuzhule……neigezhuangzhexuebaitanglidexiaodiaoweidie。

“huala——”zaifuwushenghexiaoyuanshoumangjiaoluanwenzhutuopanhezhukafeihubeidehunluanshunjian，