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didizhongkaojieshu，fumurangwochuoxue，jinchangdagong，gongwodidi。neinianwo17sui，gaishanggaosanle。

wobuxiangjinchang，woxiangdushu，woxiangkaodaxue。woguizheqiufumu，rangwojixushangxue，

huanlaideshifumudenannvhunhejiaoyu。fumudejiaoyu：yatoushangshenmexuea，nvziwucaibianshide，

niyaogongnididishangxue。dadongshiqi，wobuzhidaobeizheiyangjiaoyuleduoshaohui。

wodiezhizhewodebizidama：“nizheigenianji，gaidaoletanhunlunjiadenianlingle，rangnishangdaochuzhong，

buzhidaoquanjiapeileduoshaoqian，zhenshigepeiqiandewanyier。”womayefuhedilianliandiantou：“jiushi，jiushi，

nijinchangdagonggongdidishangxue，guoliangnianzhaogerenbanijia，huanlaidecailicainengjinididichengjia，quqishengzi，

chuanzongjiedai。”laoshiyelaiguojiali，jifumuzuogongzuo，rangwojixushangxue，wodechengjizhishaoshi985，

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laoshishuowodidideneigeyibailaifendezhongkaochengji，genbenjinbulegaozhong。

laoshidezheijuhuayanzhongchupengdaolefumudedixian，rangfumudangchangbaozou，jianglaoshihongchulejiamen。zaifumuyanli，

didishiqingbeihaomiaozi，jianglaideshoufu。tamenyizhibazheigeguazaizuibian，fengrenbianshuo，

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wobenbuxiangyutamenzhengbian，wozhidaozheishitulaode，zhihuihuanlaibigouhaicandexiachang。

tamenburongrenhezhiyitamendemengxiang，baokuogou。danzheici，woyutamenfashengzhengchao，haihenjilie。

buchuwosuoliao，wodexiachangqueshirugouyiyang，yinggaishuobigouhaican。buguo，zheizhengshiwoxiangyaodejieguo。

woyizheizhongfangshitaolilezheigejia。zhanzhuanlaidaoledachengshi，woxiangdachengshirenduo，

yidinghuiyouwokeyishangxuedifang。wozoubianlechenglidejisuogaozhong，

dedaodexiangtongdedafu：“nidechengjisuiranhenhao，danshiwomenzhinengjianmiannidexuefei，

qitahaixuyaozijixiangbanfa。”zhusufei、shenghuofei、xuezafei......zheixiewohaoxiangzhendemeiyoubanfa。

wojintiandechifanhezhusujiuchenglehendawenti。chengshizheimeda，kendinghuiyouwoderongshenzhisuo，

worucijizijidaqi。jiejuechidewentixian。yitiaogouzailajitonglibalazhe，zhaochuyigeweichijindejitui，

doudongjixiasuliaodai，jiangjituidoulechulai，bianshanghaiyoubanpingyinliao。yexushiwendaolejituideweidao，

shunjianweilongguolaiyiqungou，kaishizhengqiangqijituilai。wokanzhejitui，lianyandekoushuidoujibuchulaiyidi，

cishiwodezuibawanquangankule。woyijingyitianmeiyouchirenhedongxi。lianpaolejisuogaozhong，

suizaishuilongtoushangmengguanlejikouzilaishui。dancishi，qiyuedekushu，zaoyijiangwotineideshuifenzhengfaganjing。

wojindingzheneibanpingchenghuangseyinliao，haoxiangshichengzhi，wonulixiangxiangzhe，bataxiangxiangchengsuandiaoyadesuanmeizhi，

zheiyangwodezuibajiunengduojichulaijidikoushui，runyirunwojijinganchu，kuaiyaozhehuodesangzi。neibanpingyinliao，

gouzimendejiaodixiagunlaigunqu。woyaobuyaoconggouzimendejiaodixiajianqineipingyinliao？shunzheyinliao，

taitoukandaomouyangkuaikuancandiandepaizi，fangfozuilijichudejidikoushui，yongdaoleyanjing，zirunlewoyanjing，

yanjingshunjianyouguangle。chumenzaiwai，shenfendoushizijidejide。gouzuiduoshi，zheitaibutimianle。

woliujinlexinbake，zhibenweishengjian，yaoduizheshuilongtou，kuangguanzhe。congweishengjianchulai，

kandaoyizhuoshangfangzheyigeweichiwandehanbao，haiyouyixiewobuzhidaomingzidetiandian。wojingzhizouguoqu，

zuozaipangbian，toumiaozhezhouwei，yeweijianyourenlaizuo。fengkuangkaichi，fengjuancanyun，beiwochileganjing。zhengyaolikai，

yizhangshijuandiaozaiwojiaobian，jianqishijuan，shishengwumonishijuan。wonaqilaishijuanbianzuoleqilai。zuowan，

jieguoyizhangwulishijuan，heleyigezhuoshangdeyinliao，nghaitingtian。zuowanwuli，zaijieguoyizhangdili，

zuozhezuozhefaxianbimeimole，bianshangdiguolaiyizhibi，youjixuzuo。yilianzuowanlehaojizhangshijuan，

shuaishuaiyouxiesuantengdeshou，faxianduimanlegezhongchidehehede。taitoufaxian，yigeshaoniandelian，haiguaihaokande。

shaoniankanzhewo，wokanzheshaonian，liangrendoumeiyoushuohua。wolvxiandapolechenmo：haiyouma？

shaonianyihuodikanzhewo，yanshenzhongtouzheqingcheyuwujie。“nihaixiangchishenme，wojinidian。

”wokanleyanzhuoshangduichengshandegezhongchidehehede，jiazhuangnaqishijuan，yanshizijideganga。“woshishuo，

shijuan。”shaonian，ruoyousuowu，fanlefanbao。“liutaoshijuandouzuowanle，meiyoule，nihaixiangzuoma？

”shuoshihua，wohaixiangzuo，zheiliyoukongdiao，youchide，youhede，wokeyizuotidaotianliang。

jinwandezhusuyejiujiejuele。“xiangzuo。”shaoniantaochudianhua。“wei，shuxin，niyaozuotibuyao？”shuxin？

zheigemingzihaiguaihaotingde。“ng，wodeyijingzuowanle，niyaobulaizhaowo，womenyiqizuoti。

”shaoniankanlewoyiyan，jixutongdianhua。“yougeren，bangwozuole，budaolianggexiaoshiquanzuowanle，niyaozuoma？

”wojinlibuqutoutingtonghua，danshitamendetonghuashenghaishichuanjinwodeerduo。dianhuaneitoushuo：“tashinande，

nvde？”shaonianyanjiaosiyouxiaoyi：“dangranshinvde。”dianhuaneitoudeshengyinsihuhenjingya：“nvde？

”shaonianhuitoukankanwo，meimaoningchengleyituan：“bushinixiangdeneiyang，woyeshizaixingbakelilipengdaode，

henhuizuoti。”dianhuaneitoudeyuqilvexianqingsong。“neinibatadailaiba，wobuxiangchuqu。”“hao，nidengwo，

mashangdao。”shaoniangualedianhua，jiuzhuaizhewowangwaizou，woyezhihaogenzhezou。laidaoyiliangcheqian，rangwoshangche。

zheichewohaizhishizaidianshishangjianguo，chebiaoshangyipitengqideheima，buzhidaojiaoshenmeche，

zhizhidaozheizhongmeiyougaidechehengaoji，hengui。wokanzheche，buganshangqian。wobuzhidaowohuibeidaiqunali。

“daiwoqunalia？”“dainiquzuotia，shangche。”shaoniandekouwen，

wanweizhongtouzheyiguburongzhiyideqishi，wozhinenggenzheshangche。henkuai，chetingzaijiaoquyisuogaodangbieshuqian。

“daiwolaizheizuoshenme？”shaonianyouyoudikanlewoyiyan。“zuotia。”“zaizheilima？”“duia，xiache。

”jinlebieshu。bu，zheibushibieshu，zheishihuanggong，jinbihuihuang，fulitanghuangzheixiecidoubuzuyixingrongta。

genzheshaonianqiguaibaguai，chuxianzaiyigenvhaimianqian。nvhaizhengzaidanqin。nvhaidepiaoliangzhong，

touzheyigunanyiyanshuodeqizhi，yexushiyongronghuagui，yeshigaoguidianya，woyeshuobushangjutide。yiqudanbi。

shaonian，jiangwoyindaonvhaimianqian。“shuxin，zheijiushineigehenhuizuotidenvhai。”nvhaikanlekanwo，

shiyibianshangdeguanjia。“tidouzaishufang，daitaquzuoba。”kanzhehuanggongyiyangdebieshu，

wosisuozhejinwandezhusuwenti。yaoshinengshuizaizheilijiuhaole。wozhengkaishizuoti，jiutingdaohonglonglongdeshengyin。

yihuodiwangxiangchuangwai，yijiazhishengfeijicongcaopingshangqifeile，limianshishaonianheneiweihuaguideguniang。

wodaoxianzaidoubuzhidaotamendemingzi，zhizhidaotamendoushikuojiashaoyehehaomen**。

tamenkenengshiyaozuozhezhishengjichuquwanba。woyezhinengzheimelijiehaomenkuoshaomendeshenghuole。zuolejitaowanti，

tianyijingheile，tamenhaimeiyouhuilai。wozhihaozaishufangzhaolezhao，kanhaiyoumeiyouwonengzuodeti。

haizhenbeiwozhaodaoleyizhengtaoti。wokaishizuoleqilai。zuodaoyiban，youtingdaohonglongsheng，zhishengjijiangluo。

shuxinlaidaowogenqian，kanlekanwozuodetiji。“neijitaoshijuanzuowanlema？”“zuowanle。

”nvhailianshangdebiaoqingkanqilai，henmanyideyangzi。“zuodehaizhenkuai，yihounichangzuo？”“keyi，

zhishi...”“qiandewentinibuyongkaolv，yiciliangwan。”shenme？

youqianrendeshijiezheimezhijieposhiqiewuhuadema？jintiandedefeiyongyitaoliangqian，liutaoliangwaner。

shuozhejiunachushoujizhuanzhang，tongshiyoukankanshaonian。“zhaihaocheng，nijileduoshao？”shaonianlvexianganga，

zhengzhunbeijiehuashi，wodaduanle。“zhiyaonengrangwoshangxue，rangwoyougedifangshui，qianbuqiandebuzhongyao。

”liangrenweizhewo，wenleqilai。yuanlaiyouqianrenyeaitingbierendeshenshigushia。tingwanwodeshenshizaoyuhou，

liangrendouxianrulechenmo。errenlianshangdebiaoqingyouxiebukezhixin，youyouxietongqing，haiyouxiefenfenbuping。

nanhailvxiankaikoule。zheixieshiqingdoubuyongnicaoxin。“niyuanbuyuanyidaowomenxuexiao？”haiweidengkaikou，

shuxinjiuqiangxiantiwozuolejueding。“jiuzheimedingle，mingtianjiudainiruxue。

”nanhaiyezhenggongsideyaoanpaiwodezhusu。“xuexiaofujindeneitaogongyu，meirenzhu，

nikeyi...”beishuxindaduanle。“zhaihaocheng，yigenvhaizi，zhuzainanshenggongyu，zheiheshima？

”shuxinzhuantoukanxiangwo：“jinwannixianzhuwozheier。”diertian，

wolaidaolebendiyoumingdeguizuxuexiao----shengyizhongxue。wenshuxin，wenjiashixuexiaodezuidagudong。

henkuaiwojiubeianpairuxuele。wosuiranhenqueqian，danshizuotian，wojianjuemeiyoushoutamendeqian。

tamendouyaozheimebangwole，wozaishoutamendeqian，zheiyetaibuxianghuale。bingqie，

woyaotamenerrenqianwanbuyaobawoshenshishuochuqu，wopafumuhuishanglai。tamendaying，tiwobaoshoumimi。

wozoujinlejiaoshideneiyike，yinlailebanlidekuoshaoqianjinmendeyiyangmuguang。“wae，haozhipo，haojianyuea，

zheishibalishizhuangzhouzuixinjijianfengma？”“nizenmebushuoshiyindupinminkufengni？”“wodonggemaoxian，

zheijiushiandeliedashidezuixinjianyuefeng。”lianggekuoshaoweiwodeyifuzhengdemianhongerchi。youneimeyike，

woyejuedezijishenshangxidefabaidezheishenyifushichuzidashizhishou。wojiazhuangzhendingziruo，qishiwoneixinhuangde。

woshizhendehuang，wanyiyourenwenqiwozheishenyifuzainanengmaidao，wogairuhezuoda。wonuodaolezuoweishang，

zheigezuoweideweizhisuiranbuhao。danshiwodeshifeichangmanzude。wonengjixushangxuele。kejian，

tongxuemendoulunfandaliangzhewo，rangwoyoudianbutaizizai。youhaojigetongxueshenzhiweileguolai，

duiwokaiqilelunfanwenhua。“zhonghetongxue，nizheishenyifunalikeyidingdedao，woyexiangmai。

”“sirendujiadingzhi。”“nizheimeshuo，wozhendehenxiangdingzhile，kuaigaosuwoshichuzinaweidashizhishou。

”zhenshiyuedanxinshenme，yuelaishenme，wodoubuzhidaogairuheyuanzheigehuangle。zhinengxinkoukaihe，huluanbianle。

“zheiweidashishenlongjianshoubujianwei，wozaitajiazuojiawu17nian，tacaihuijiwowozuotaoyifu。”“17nian，

youmeiyougaocuoa，qie，weiyitaoyifu，rangwojiawu，wocaibuyaoni。”“nishizenmelaishangxuede？

”“zoulu。”“nijiasijimeiyousongnima？”“meiyousiji。”“e，neijiushizuozhishengjilaide。

”“yemeiyouzhishengji。”“neiniyidingshixiangpaobujianshenduiba？”“dui，wojinzaoqidetebiezao，

jiupaobulaishangxuele。”shuozheihuadeshihou，wodejiaomuzhichayidiankoupoxiexi，zaidishangkouchuyidongbieshu。

ruxueyizhou，wochengleyigejiaoluoshengwu，meitiannulixuexizhe。laoshiyerenkelewoxuexi。rangwodanglebanganbu，

banzhang、xuexiweiyuan、weishengweiyuan、tiyuweiyuan.....woshenjianshuzhi。wobuguangshixuexishubenlidezhishi，

haiyouxuexileyixieshenghuoxiaojiqiao。jiubiruwokeyiliyongweishengweiyuandezhiwuzhibian，

jiejuezijishenghuoshangdekunnan。zhaihaochenhewenshuxinliangrenyouxinyaobangwojiejueshenghuoshangdekunnan，

danbeiwoyancijujuele。wugongbushoulu。woyeshiyoushouyoujiaode。shengyizhongxueliquanshifujiakuoshaoheqianjin**，

gegezhangdedouhaokan，shuohuayouhaoting，wochaoaizheilide。suiranshangxuehezhusudewentijiejuele。

womeitianhaishihuiweichihefachou，danshihaozaiwoyouweishengweiyuandetouxian，yebeiwoqingsongjiejuele。

wohuiqufanxuexiaodelajitong，huizhaochuyixieweichifandeshiwu，biruhanbao，niupai，haiyouyixietiandian。

wozuoweiyimingweishengweiyuan，shoushilajitong，youmaobingma？wojuedeyidianmaobingdoumeiyou，

wohuiliandaidebaquanxiaodelajitongdoushoushiganjing。jintian，zhengzhunbeiquzhixingwoweishengweiyuandezhizeshi，

jiujiedaowenshuxindedianhua。wenwoyaobuyaoqubieshubangrenfudaozuoye。zheiwonengjujuema？henkuai，

yiliangwugaipaochechuxianzaiwomianqian。yaowodaiwoqujialifudao。aibushi，bazuoyejiwo，jiukeyilea。

yongpaochejiewo，zheiyoufeiyebubianyiba，bashengxiadeyouqianjiwoduohaoa。wobeidaidaoyigedudongbieshu，

buyongxiang，youshiyizuohuanggong。yaowofudaozuoyedeshibanlidexiashiqi，xiajiakezhengouda，genwenjiachabuduo。

wofudaofudaozuoye，haiyaobangzhefudaogongke。xiashiqishuo，tadiezuijinguandeyoudianjin。suoyitasalehuangshuo，

qinglebanlidexuexizuihaodeqingbeimiaozi，jitayiduiyifudaozuoye。zhishizheigefudaofeibudi，

tadiejiutongyile。zheiciwofudaodetebierenzhen，woshundaobazijiyiqianluoxiadezhishidiandouguoleyibian。zhongtu，

xiashiqitadiehailaikanguo。kandaozijidebaobeinverhenrenzhendeyangzihou，manyididiandiantouchuqule。fudaowan，

xiajiafeiyaoliuwochifan，wojianjueeryouweiwandijujuele。wobiaoshizijihaiyou，xuyaomangzheganhuiqu。zheifan，

wonengdabaokeyizailushangchi，zheiyangjieshengwodeshijian。wobushiweilezhuangchuyifuben**henmangdeyangzi，

wojiushidanchundepachibubao。genhaomenyidajiazizuoyiqichifan，woganfangkailechima？kendingbugana。

dabaohuiqumanmanchi，erqiedabaobuhuijiwodayidiandiande，

neikendingshihuibameiyangcaideyidabandouhuidabaojiwode。guozhen，jiwodabaodefancai，manmanyidabao，