qihuanxiaoshuo《wokaosuanmingshousidingtiwoshenfenjiarendejiaqianjin》youwuyujingxinbianxie。zhujiaoshenyuezhousuwanxinzaiyigeshenmideshijiezhongzhankaileyiduanqimiaodemaoxianzhilv。gushiqingjiekourenxinxian，lingrenjingtanbuyi。zheibenshuchongmanlemolihexiangxiangli，bidingnenggouyinqiduzhedegongming。chulesujiaren，baokuozoudiudesuyanli。“wodemingzi，woweihebuzhidao？”wodingzhesuwanxin，huranyixiaodao。“daoshizheiweisuoweidesu**，weishenme……
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sujiazheixienianzhengzhengrishang，maorensujiazoushida**derenyebuzaishaoshu。
gengyoushenzhe，gaojiashoumaidangchusujiapuren，shitunadaoyixingbandiandexiansuoyoupiansujia。
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sufuzexiangdegengjiazhangyuan，tamianluhuaiyi。
“xiaoguniang，daodishisheipainilaide？”
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“哪来的骗子。”
“wojiayuezhoukeshizaiwanwanzhaohuizhihou，cairenshide。”
“nishaozaizheilishuohuhua！”
jianshenmuzheimeduding，wozixiqiaozheshenyuezhougensuwanxindelian，huranxiaodao。
“shuibian，duoshu，youniao，xibeifang，shizichalukou。”
“zheiyinggaijiushinimendiyicijianmiandedifangba。”
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“neijiushiningxingdaopangbiandehuzhonggongyuan，womeishuocuoba。”
shenfuzhengxiangchizewo，keyuguangyisaofaxianzijideerzimomodichuizhetou。
“yuezhou，daodizenmehuishi！”
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“wominghao，zoudiuyihoubeirenshouyang，jiaolewoyixiesuanmingkanxiangdedongxi。”
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“buguodaoshihou，kejiubunengquebaoneixiedongxi，shibushinimenxiangyaogongzhiyuzhongdele。”
tingdaozheihua，shenyuezhoudunshizhejileqilai。
“是！”
“shiwojiangwanwandaiqusujiade。”
“yuezhou，daodizenmehuishi！”
shenmumeixiangdaozijibeidalianzheimekuai，lianmangchezheshenyuezhoudeshoubeizhiwendao。
“nizhiqianzenmemeishuoguozheixieshiqing？”
shenyuezhouweinandikanleyiyansuwanxin，chushengshuodao。
“woneigeshihouganghaoluguo，wanwansisilazhewobukensongshou。”
“tafeishuozijishisujiada**，shenzhijuzheneikuaiyupaijiwokan。”
“wodangshijuedehenxiang，xiangzheshiyishiyewufang。”
“ranhoujiubanglewanwanyiba。”
shuowanhou，shenyuezhouyouhuranlailediqi。
“jiusuanshiwobangdemangyouzenmeyang？”
“youqinzijianding，bushiyijingnenggoushuomingwanwanjiushisujiada**ma？”
“genghekuangzheigenvrenlailibuming。”
“xushidangchutayiwaicongnalidezhile，wobangwanwandeshiqing。”
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xingxushizaihuodeyuanyin，wangrikanxiangwuwangbulidewo，rujinqiaozhesuwanxinjirenjingxiangshimengshangleyicengwuqi。
youqishisuwanxinyushenyuezhouzhijian，jingchuxianlemohudeshuangxianchanrao。
“用心不良？”
wotanlekouqi，manyouyouyaozhetoushuodao。
“qishiruofeibixu，wobingbuxiangyaozuodaozheiyidibude。”
woyibianshuozhe，yibiancongsuishendebaolitaochuleyifenwenjian，rengjisuzechuan。
kanqingwenjianshangqinzijiandingsigezi，mianqianjirenshashibianlelianse。
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