我靠吐槽在豪门苟命彩虹魔法师-著

小说简介

duanpianyanqingleixingdexiaoshuodatongxiaoyi，《wokaotucaozaihaomengouming》zheibenshurangrenyanqianyiliang，gutingshensongqingqinglimeijuandegushimailuoqingxi，caihongmofashidewenbixiaosa，jiegouyanjin，xiedehenhao，zhidetuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi：yuanzhuli，zheiweijiaqianjinzhangzheyangfumudechongai，duiganggangrenhuilaidezhenqianjinsongqingqinggezhongdiaonanxianhai，yuchun……

精彩章节

woshitanzhe，zaineixindashengjihu：

【neige……ba，ma，ge……jirannimendouzhidaole……】

【neisha，shanglianggeshierbei？zanmen……huangedatuibaozenmeyang？biru，baojinsongqingqing……hetaweilailaogonggutingshendedatui？】

yishunjian，ketingliluozhenkewen。

songguomingdezuijiaochoudongleyixia。

songzhiyuanshoulideshouji“pada”diaozaileditanshang。

limeijuanlouzhewodeshoubeimengdishoujin。

erjiaoluolidesongqingqing，zemangrandizhalezhahaiguazheleizhudeyanjing。

woqingxidikandao，woneiweixianglaiyansudeyangfusongguoming，houjiegundongleyixia，ranhou，jiqihuanmandi，duizhewo，jibukechadidianleyixiatou。

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【wanle，zheixiahaoxiang……wantuole？】

【buguo……ganjue……haibulai？】

yangfusongguomingneigeweibukechadediantou，xiangyidaoshandianpilianglewoyuanbenhuiandechuanyueqiantu。

【youxi！jueduiyouxi！tamenzhendenengtingjian！laotianye，bu，chuanyuedashen，ninshiwoqindie！】

woneixinkuangxi，chadianmeirenzhuyuandibengqilai。danbiaomianshang，wohaidewenzhuwo“jiaozongdancikeyoudianmeng”dejiaqianjinrenshe。woniejinleshoulibingliangdeheika，zheichugan，zhenshi！taizhenshile！zheishitongwangxingfushenghuodetongxingzhenga！

limeijuannvshisihuzhongyucong“nengtingjiannverxinsheng”yiji“huapingzhisanqianqibaiwan”deshuangzhongchongjizhonghuiguoshen，tasongkailewo，danshouhaidazaiwojianbangshang，yanshenfuzadikanxiangdishangneiduisuipian，youkankanliansecangbai、buzhisuocuodesongqingqing。

“ke，”taqingleqingsangzi，nulirangshengyintingqilaihewangchangyiyang，danyudiaohaishiyoudianpiao，“qingqinga，meishi，yigepingzieryi，suilejiusuile，meishangzheba？”

songqingqingxianranmeiliaodaoshizheigefazhan，lenglengdiyaotou：“mei、meishangzhe……duibuqi，mama，wo……”

【jiaomamale！tajiaomamale！manikuaiyingtaa！zheikeshiniqinguinv！weilaishoufufuren！xianzaihaogandushuaqilai！】

我内心急得直跺脚。

limeijuanzuijiaoyouchouchuleyixia，nulijichuyigegengheaidexiaorong：“meishijiuhao，yijiarenbushuoliangjiahua。zhangma，shoushiyixia。”tafenfuwan，youzhuanxiangsongqingqing，yuqidaizhedianshitanxingdewenhe，“yiluhuilaileileba？xianrangzhangmadainishangloukankannidefangjian，queshenmejiugenmamashuo。”

songqingqingshouchongruojing，lianliandiantou，genzhezhangmayibusanhuitoudishangloule，yanshenlihaidaizhemangranheyisibuyichajuede……qidai？

ketinglizaicishengxiawomensige“zhiqingrenshi”。

气氛一度非常尴尬。

zuihouhaishiwogesongzhiyuan，wanyaojianqishouji，jianchaleyixiameishuaihuai，ranhouyanshenzhigougoudikanxiangwo，dapolechenmo：“neige……weiweia，”tayuqiqiansuoweiyoudejinshen，“nigangcaishuo……baojinsongqingqinghetaweilailaogongde……datui？”

【duiduidui！jiushiwoshuode！geniwule！gutingshen！jiangchengshoufu！weilaiduoduojiaojiangchengdousandouderenwu！yuanzhulizanmenjiajiushibeitagaopochande！xianzaiqingqingshizanmenjiaderen，sishewurugutingshenyeshizanmenjiaderenle！zheidatuibubaoshishazia！】

woneixinfengkuangdiantou，lianshangqueguzuogaoshen，haidaizhedianbeiwujiedeweiqu：“ge，nihushuoshenmeni！woneishi……neishiweijializhexiang！qingqingmeimeiganghuilai，womendangranyaoduitahaoyidian！”

songzhiyuanyifu“woxinnigegui”debiaoqing，danyanshenlidezhenjinghesisuobushijiade。

songguomingchenyinpianke，zoudaoshafazhuweizuoxia，huifulewangchangdeweiyan，dankanwodeyanshenmingxianbuyiyangle：“weiwei，ni……zhidaoduoshao？”

【wozhidaokeduole！wozhidaobanixiageyueneigechengdongdedipixiangmuhuibeirenzuojukengdiaosangeyi！wozhidaogenizhengzaizhuideneigexiaomingxingqishishijingzhengduishoupailaideshangyejiandie！wozhidaomanizuihaodeguimiwangayitiantianzaibeihoushuonixuanfufuqianhaixiangqiaoniqiangjiao！wohaizhidao……】

“keke！”songguomingmengdikesouqilai，lianseyizhenqingyizhenbai，ganjintaishoudaduanwoneixinjijiangkaishidebaoliaodahui，“xingle！zhidaole！”

limeijuanhesongzhiyuanyetongshidaoxiyikouliangqi，kanwodeyanshenfangfozaikanyigexingzoude、huishuohuade、bingqiezhangwolequanjiaheilishide……yuyanjia？

limeijuanyibazhuazhuwodegebo，shengyinyadedidide：“baobei，neigewangayita……”

【tashangxingqihaitoutouyongnide**banaimashibaobaopeitaneitiaoahuoqunzipaizhaofapengyouquan**ni！haigennilaogong，ejiushiwoba，faguoaimeiduanxin，suiranbameilita。】

limeijuandelianshunjianheile，yanshenlishaqitengteng。

songzhiyuanzeyilianhoupa：“neigelilianta……”

【tazuowanhaigennisiduitouligongzizailanguifanghejiuni，shoujilihaiyou**nidegongsiwenjian。】

songzhiyuandelianseyenankanqilai。

songguomingrouleroumeixin，kanqilaiyoudianpibei，dangengduodeshiyizhong……jiehouyushengdeqingxing？tazaicikanxiangwo，yuqizhengzhonglexuduo：“weiwei，yihou……jialideshi，niduo……‘xiangxiang’。”

【mingbai！baozhengwanchengrenwu！weilezanmenjiabupochan，weilewobuhengsijietou，woyidingnulitucao，ebu，shinulisikao！】

woneixinpaizhexiongfubaozheng。

yushi，congneitianqi，songjiadehuafengkaishitubianle。

yuanbenduiwozheige“jiuzhanquechao”dejiaqianjin，jiarensuiranchongai，danzonggezheyiceng。xianzaima……

“weiwei，laikankanmamamingtiancishanwanyanchuannajianlifuhao？”limeijuannazheliangjiangaodinglifuzaiwomianqianbihua。

【zuobianneijianbaolansede，xianqizhi！youbianneijianmeihongde，xiangyaoqudengtaichangxi。erqiewangayikendinghuichuanleisikuangennizhuangshan，nibixunianyata！】

limeijuanhaobuyouyudibameihongsedelifurengdaoleyibian。

“mei，bangwokankanzheifenhetongyoumeiyouwenti？”songzhiyuanbatajuedeyoudianbuduijingdehetongtuidaowomianqian。

【disanyediqitiao，fujiatiaokuanneili，xianjing！mingxianshixiangkengniliudongzijin！haiyouqianhetongneilaotou，tatutoushijiade，daidetoutao，tanpandeshihounikeyidingzhetafajixiankan，taxinxu！】

songzhiyuanyanshenfaliang，naqibijiukaishixiugai，zuijiaohaidaizheyisiguiyidexiaorong。

jiuliansongguoming，yehuizaifanzhuoshang“bujingyi”ditiqi：“zuijingushibodongyoudiandaa……”