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精彩章节

wochuanshuchengxianzunluding，kaijujiubeikunzaijitan，linglihuahuawailiu。benyiweibisi，

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zhouweihaiyouguihuafuyiyangdejinguzhouwenzaishan。naozili“ding”yixia，yuanzhujuqingshunjianshangxian：wochuanshule，

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suolianshunjianwajie，fachu“huala”yisheng。genglipudehaizaihoutou，xianzunguqingjuejingcongliantaiqishen，

huanbuzoudaowomianqian。taxiuzhangdeshouzhiqingroudifuguowolianjia，

yuqibinglengquedaizheyisiqiyidewenrou：“nizheiqinggenshenzhongdexiaoluding，benzuoxinshenglianxi，zenrenshangni？

”woneixinzhijiezhaguo：‘zheilaogudongshibushinaoziwatele？！tashibushizaiyanwo？haishiwoyanjitaihao，

batapianguoqule？tashibushidui“qingshenyizhong”youshenmewujie？！’guqingjuetingdaowodexinsheng，

zuijiaoweiweishangyang，yanzhongshanguoyisi“guoranruci”deleran，dongzuoquegengjiaqingrou。tataishou，

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benzuoyouzennengrangnishouku？congjinwanghou，nibianliuzaibenzuoshenbian，benzuoqinzijiaoyangni。”wo：“？？？

”wobiaomianhuangluan，neixinqueshunjianzhakaiguo：‘wanlewanle，babiqle！zheibiantaixianzunjingrannengduxin？！

**lvle！tashibushidui“aierbude，feiyaozuiying”youshenmeteshudepihao？！

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renweixianzuncijuyousunxianwei，shenzhikenengshi“qingjie”jianglindezhengzhao。guqingjuequeyifanchangtaidiweihuwo，

yanshenlenglie：“benzuodejueding，heshilundaoerdengzheixielaodengzhihui？

”tashenzhijiangwoanzhizaizijideqingxiudianpang，ciyuwozhenxifabaohelingdanmiaoyao，qinzizhaoliao。

woyibianxiangshouzheturuqilaidejiaochong，yibianneixinqiexi：‘haha，zheixianzunguoranshiyuandatou！

wozaiduotucaojiju，tahuibuhuibawodangchengqinnveryang，jiwomaitanghulu？

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faneryuefakendingwoshi“aitaaidaozuiying”，duiwogengjiazongrongle。wozaiyiciwuyizhong，

faxianxianzundeduxinshubingfeiquanzhiquanneng，tasihuzhiduita“aimu”debufenyougongming，erneixiechuncuidetucao，

tahui“guolv”huo“wujie”chengwoduitade“aierbude”deshenqing。

wokaishiyouyishidizaitucaozhongchanzayixie“zhenxiang”he“zuiying”dechengfen，

liru：‘zheixianzunsuiranshigelianaijueyuanti，wannianbukaiqiao，danzhangdeshizhendeshuai，kexile，

yaoshinengkaiqiaojiuhaole，jianzhijiushixingzoudeheermenga！’guqingjuetingdaohou，lianseweihong，

duiwodechongnigengshen，yiweiwoshizaianshita，xiwangtazhudongyidian。wodiyiciganshoudaozheizhongzhangkongde**，

shuangwaiwai！02yushihu，wode“xianzunjiaoyang”haohuataocanzhengshiqidong，neichangmian，yidufeichangmohuan。

wogennimenshuo，qingjuedianpangbianjiwoanpaideneigepiandian，jianzhishixianjiebanwuxingjizongtongtaofang，

shanxiawodetaihejingouyan。guqingjuezheilaogudong，yebuzhidaoshinagenjindacuole，

juranqinzijiwodiaopeishenmelingyao。neiyaoheihuhude，wenqilaiyiguzibukemiaoshudeweidao。

woneixinfengkuangtucao：‘woqu，zheiwanyierquedingbushiheianliaolijiedezuixinlizuo？helebuhuidangchangkaixiba？

’jieguotalaorenjiatingwan，juranluchuleneizhong“a，tahaoguanxinwo，pawoleizhe”demizhiweixiao。

genglipudeshi，tahaifeiyaojiwoshutou！wodigeguaiguai，neishuangniezhejiannenghengsaosanjiedeshou，

xianzainazheyibayushu，zaiwonaodaishangbihua。‘dage，nizheishutoujishu，

pabushizaiwajuewenwuxianchangxuedeba？wozheixiufakejingbuqinizheimekaogushishulia！tengtengteng！

’tatingdaowode“tonghu”，shoushangdedongzuolimaqingroudexiangzaifumoshenmexishizhenbao，

yanshenwenroudenengdichushuilai，fangfowocaishineigeyisuipin。

tashenzhiyinweiwoxinlimomotucaoleyiju“zheixianguotiandefahou，genpaozaitangjingliside”，

jiumanshijiejiwozhaoneizhongweidaoqingdan、jushuoyidijiunengrangrenlingtaiqingmingdexianlu。neiyike，wowule！

wodetucao，zhengzaiyibubu“xunhua”zheiweigaolengxianzun！zheiganjue，taikula！

jianzhishiyangchengxiyouxidedingjitiyan！dangran，younvzhuguanghuan（zifengde）dedifang，

zenmeshaodelelanluxiaobossni？xianjiediyimeiren，lingshuangxianzi，shanliangdengchang。zheiweijiemener，

shiguqingjuedeguhuijitiangou，kanwodeyanshen，jianzhixiangcuiledudedaozi，sousoude。

tagesanchawujiupaolai“xuhanwennuan”，

hualihuawaidouzaifengkuanganshiwo“lailibuming”、“xinjishenchen”、“hulijingzhuanshi，zhuanmenguhuoxianzun”。

‘yoyoyo，qiaozheilvchadeduanwei，aosikadouqianniyigexiaojinrena！xianjiediyimeiren？

wokanshixianjiediyixijingba！laoniangwokeshicong21shijishaguolaideniuhulu·qiqi，genwowangongxinji，

nihainenledian！’guqingjuezaiwopangbiantingzhewodeneixindanmu，liansedangchangjiucongwanliwuyunbianchenglewuyungaiding。

tazhijieyidaolengguangshuaiguoqu，dongdelingshuangxianzidangchangdalegeduosuo。“lingshuang，benzuodejueding，

heshixuyaonilaizhihui？jinzusiguo，wushibudechu！”ranhou，tazhuantoukanwo，neiyanshen，zeze，

huotuotuojiushi“wojiabaobaoshouweiqule，zhiyouwonengqifu”debazongbiaozhunbiaoqingbao。

tajuranyiweiwoshizaiweitazhengfengchicu！dage，nidenaohuilushibushibeijiuzhuandachangjidule？

lingshuangxianzibeizijizuodaoshesi，wozheibobeidongdalian，jianzhishuangfantian，jingyanzhi+10086！

xianjiehaiyouweitianjizhanglao，haochengxianjiezuiqiangdanao，jushuonengqiahuisuan，dongchatianji。

zheilaotouziyekanchuguqingjueduiwobuduijingle，

dantaxianranbuzhidaoguqingjuededuxinshushikaile“lianailvjing”de。

tayibenzhengjingdigenguqingjuejinyan：“xianzuna，cinvgugeqingqi，mianxiangbufan，yilaofukan，

tanaishinindetianmingzhiren，shizhuninkanpoqingjie，zhengdaofeishengdeguanjianrenwua！”woneixin：‘pu！

haitianmingzhiren？laoniangzhixiangtangpingdangxianyu，buxiangneijuanxiuxianjiea！ninlaokebiejiwojiaxile，shuanq！

’guqingjuetingletianjizhanglaode“shenyuyan”，

zaijiehewoneixinneiyilianchuanbeita“fanyi”cheng“ainizaixinkounankai，

zhinengyongtucaolaiyanshiwoxiongyongdeaiyi”deos，zhenggerendoushenghuale。takanwodeyanshen，

chongmanleneizhong“yuanlairuci，zheishishangtiancijiwodeqingjiekaoyan，taruciaiwoqueyourucizuiying，

wodingyaohaohaozhen（jiao）xi（yang）ta”deshiminggan。yushi，xianzunde“lianainao”zhengshishangxian，

kaishiletaneilingrentixiaojiefeide“zhuiqihuozangchang”（suiranhuozangdeshitadegaolengrenshe）。

takaishizhudongxiangwo“shiai”，biru，youyicitaxingchongchongdipenglaiyishu……fanjiandeyehua。dui，

nimeikancuo，jiushilubiansuichukejian，kenenghaizhanzhegouniaodeyehua。woneixin：‘xianzundaren，

nindeshenmeishibeigouchilema？zheihuasudedounengzhijiehuqiangle！

haiburusongwojikuailiangjingjingdejipinlingshilaideshizai，neiwanyiercaishiyingtonghuoa！’tatingwan，junlianweihong，

zhendekaishitoutoumomoyanjiufanjiande《lianaizhinanyibaizhao》、《badaoxianjunaishangwo》zhileideqipahuabenzi。

wohaojicidouzhuangjiantaduizheneixie“youniqinghuadaquan”aishengtanqi，yifu“shudaoyongshifanghenshao，

qinghuaweihezheibansao”deemobiaoqing。taneigaolengjinyu、shengrenwujindexianzunrenshe，

suanshichedibengchengledongfeidaliegu。xianzaideguqingjue，zaiwomianqian，

youshihoubenzhuodexianggeqingdouchukaidemaotouxiaozi，chunqingderangrenxiangrua。zheijudadefanchameng，

jianzhirangrenshangtou！tongguozheiyixiliede“linchuangshiyan”，

wosuanshichedimoqingleguqingjuezheiduxinshude“zhengquedakaifangshi”。zhiyaowodetucaoli，

napadaiyidiudiunengbeitajieducheng“aimu”、“chicu”、“koushixinfei”、“yujuhaiying”deyuansu，

tadelianainaojiuhuizidongkaiqishijimeiyanlvjing，bawonaobuchengyigeweitachiweitakuang，

weitakuangkuangzhuangdaqiangdejueshixiaokeai。hei，zheibujiushichuanshuozhongde“fanxiangpua”ma？

wokaishiyouyishidizaiwodeneixinoslifengkuangjiaxi。biru，

nagexianshixiaogejiwoduanchasongshuideshihouduoxiaoleyixia。woneixinjiukaiyan：‘aiya，

zheigexiaogegezhangdemeiqingmuxiu，shuohuayouhaoting，bimougebingkuailianxianzunhuitengrenduoleni！

yaoshitaduiwozaiwenrouyidian，woshuobudingjiu……’huahaimei“xiang”wan，guqingjuedelianjiuheidenengdichumolai。

xiayimiao，neigedaomeidexianshixiaogejiubeitayidao“shengzhi”fapeidaoxianjiedebianjiangquzhishuzaolinle。

ranhoutahuiyongyizhongjiweiquyoudaizhedianxiaopianzhideyanshenkanzhewo，

kekebabadixuezhehuabenzilidetaici：“ni……nixiuxianglikaiwo！benzuo……benzuoxinyueni！

”neixiaobiaoqing，huoxiangyizhipabeizhurenpaoqidedaxingquan。wobiaomianhuangdeyipi，neixinyijingxiaodaodaming。nanie！

zheigaisidezhangkonggan，zhenshirangrenyubabuneng！xianzundaren，niyiweinizaidiwuceng，qishiwozaidaqicenga！

03haojiahuo，zheigangxiaotingmeijitian，xianjiejiuyoukaishizhenghuoerle。shenmemoqiqinranla，lingshoujitifafengla，

zhenggeyichu“shanyuyulaifengmanlou”dejiashi，bgmdouzidaijinzhangganle。woxunsizhe，

zheibachengshimozuyaogaobodade，zhunbeizutuanruqinxianjiekaifuben，gujishikanxianjiezuijintaixian，

feiyaolaidian“jixiantiaozhan”。guqingjuezheisanjiekangbazi，xianjieweiyidesvp，

ziranbunengzaitiantianweizhewozhuan，gaoshenme“bazongjiaoyangxiaotaoqi”deximale。tadequqianxianjiuhuo，

zhenyaneixiebuanfendeyixiang，bijingkpihaishiyaoshuade，burannianzhongjiangdoumeile。woneixinos：‘wuhu！

qifei！zhongyunengqingjingjitianle！ziyoudekongqitazhenxianga！’‘zheixianzunnianhuqilai，jianzhibiwomahaicaoxin，

zounaergennaer，woshanggemaofangtadouxiangzaimenkoujiwodizhi，meiqimingyue“tieshenshouhu”，wokequnindeba！

’‘buguohuashuohuilai，mozuruqina……**zhanchangyaokaidalewei！

wozheigezaiyuanzhulihuobuguosanzhangdepaohuinvpei，mingyundechilunshibushiyouyaokaishigazhigazhizhuanle？

shinitiangaiminghaishizhijiebabiq，jiukanzheibole！

’guqingjueneikanbi24xiaoshi360duwusijiaojiankongdeduxinshu，youshuangruozhuishangxianle。tayiting，yohe，

wojiabaobaozheishidanxinwoni！zuishangshuozhexiangqingjing，xinlihaibushipawochushi？zheigaisidekoushixinfei，

jianzhijiushiaojiaojiaokeshu，aileaile！talaorenjiaxinlineijiaoyigenuanliuyongdong，

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haiteyijiwoliulehaojidaojinguangshanshandehushenfu，diedebuffbiwohaihou，shengpawodiaogenmao。neijiashi，

henbudebawoyongjinzhongzhaotiebushanjibaoqilai，zaitaogewudijiejie，zhudayige“wodenvrensheiyebiexiangpeng”。

wobiaomian：“xianzun，ninyidingyaozhuyianquanya！”neixin：“dagekuaizouba，

zaibuzouwopaworenbuzhuxiaochuzhujiao！”guqingjueqianjiaogangtachuqingjuediandejiejie，

lingshuangxianzineilaoliuhoujiaojiumoshangmenle。zheijiemenershizhentoutie，shangcishesidehaibugouchedi，

zheihuiyouxianglaisongrentou。tabaichuyifu“jiemeiqingshen”deexinzuilian，

jiaxingxingdiyaoqingwocanjiashenmexianjiemingyuanxiawucha，ebu，shixianjiequnfangyan。yongjiaozhitouxiangdouzhidao，

zheihongmenyanlikendingmeibiehaopi，tiedingshixiangzaiyanhuishanggaowo，jieluwo“luding”deshenfen，

zaijiwokouge“meihuoxianzundehulijing”dedamaozi。woneixinlengxiao：‘he，jiuzhei？jiuzhei？dajie，

nizheigongdoujubendouguoshibabainianle，haigezheierwanxiaoxueshengzhaidouni？jiedangnianzaizhichangsixdeshihou，

nihaibuzhidaozainaerwannibani！xiangpuawo？nihainenledian！’wobiaomianshangzhuangdegenxiaobaituside，

guaiguaiqiaoqiaojiudayingle：“haoyahaoya，lingshuangjiejiexiangyao，meimeiwoyidingdao！”daoleyanhuishang，

geluxianzixianedabandehuazhizhaozhan，gencanjiaxuanmeiside。lingshuangxianzineisi，kanzhunshiji，qingleqingsangzi，

zhengzhunbeikaishitadebiaoyan，kongsuwozheige“yaonv”detaotianzuixing。woganjinzaineixinfengkuangjiaxi：‘ai，

xianzunbuzaidediyitian，xiangta。zheixieyingyingyanyanjijizhazhade，zhenshiguozaodeyaoming，erduodouyaoqijianzile。

’‘yaoshiyouxianzunzaijiuhaole，napatatiantianbaizheneizhangbingkuailian，dongdewozhiduosuo，

yebiduizhezheixiexuqingjiayidesuliaojiemeihuaqiangyibaibeia！xianzun，wodebingshanwodewang，

meiyounideyewanwozenmeshuidezhe！’wozheineixinxihaimeiyandao**ni。

lingshuangxianzigangshuoleju：“zhuweijiemei，jinriwobianyaojiechuanzheibaiqiqidezhenmian……”“mu”zihaimeichukou，

yidaojinguang“xiu”dicongtianerjiang，zhijiehuanhuachengguqingjuedechuanyinfu，zidailitihuanraoyinxiao。neishengyin，

lengdexiangxiboliyadehanliu：“lingshuangxianzi，bannongshifei，yanxingbuduan，farusiguoyamianbisanyue，

meishoubenniandusuoyoujixiaojiangjin！”huayingangluo，lingshuangxianzijiubeiyiguwuxingdeliliangzhijiejingu，

zuibazhangdenengsaijinyigejidan，ranhou“sou”diyixiabeichuansongzoule，gujishizhijiekongtoudaosiguoyale。

quanchangxiannvdoujingdaile，xiabadiaoleyidi，xianchanganjingdeliangenzhendiaodishangdounengtingjian。woneixin：‘piaoliang！

xianzunzheiboyuanchengkongchang，jianzhishuaizhale！666！lingshuangzheixiayoushesiyici，

gujiyihouchumendoudedaitoutaole！’tongguozheici“yuanchengjuji”shijian，

wosuanshifaxianleguqingjuezheiduxinshudexindalu。tabujinnengtingdaowoxinlidetucaoxiaojuchang，

haoxianghainengganshoudaowoqingxude“fenbeizhi”。zhiyaowoqingxubodongda，

youqishineizhongdaizheqianglie“weiqu”、“sinian”、“chongbai”dexima，

taneibianjieshoudaodexinhaojiugenkaile5gside，zeiqingxi。hei，zheibujiushijiwodidaozima？

wokaishiyouyishidizaixianjieneibugaoqilewode“wushengyulunzhan”，zhudayige“jingshenshenglifa”。biru，

youxiezhangshefuxianezaibeihoutoutouyilunwo，shuowozhangzhexianzundechongaishichongerjiao，feishangzhitoubianfenghuangshenmede。

wobiaomianshangyundanfengqing，suiyuejinghao。neixinoslikehuoliquankai：‘zheixieningmengjing，

chibudaoputaojiushuoputaosuan！kendingshijidulaoniangyouxianzunzhaozhe！heng，yiquntoufazhangjianshiduandefanfusuzi，

genbenbudongxianzundeshenqing！’‘wuwuwu，xianzun，tamendouqifuwo，shuowoshikaolianshangweidehuaping，

baobaoxinliku，danbaobaobushuo！zhiyouxianzunnincaidongwo，ninshiwodeguang，wodedian，woweiyideshenhua！

’guqingjueneibian，jiusuanyuanzaishiwanbaqianliwaijiangyaochumo，

yenengjingzhunbuzhuodaowode“qiujiuxinhao”he“shenqinghuhuan”。ranhou，neixiejiaoshegendedaomeidan，

bushibeifaquqingxizhenggexianjiedemaoce，jiushibeipaiqujizuibaozaodelingshoushumao，zongzhi，

xiachangdoutingcanburendude。jicixialai，wozaixianjiedediweineishicengcengwangshangzhang，

jianzhichengle“xianzunxinjianchong”dedaimingci，sheijianlewodoudekekeqiqidijiaosheng“qiqijie”，

shengpanajuhuabuduifu，jiubeizijiaxianzunji“yuanchengjiaoyu”le。zheiganjue，taikula！

guqingjuezaiwaitouxinxinkukudaguaishengji，yemeiwanglechoukongjiwozheige“xinganbaobei”shuacunzaigan。

weilemibutabuzaiwoshenbiande“kongxujimoleng”，takaishizhaozheneixieqipahuabenzi，

benzhuodijiwosonggezhong“jingxi”，shituyingzaolangmanqifen。biru，

tapaixianheqianlitiaotiaojiwosonglaiyiduifanjianxiaonianqingqiuyinyuanyongdehongxian，haitebiebeizhushuo“bangshangzheige，

niwoshengshengshishibufenli”。woneixin：‘wodemaya，xianzundaren，

ninzheishenmeishibeinagechuanyuedetugoujidaipianlema？zheihongxianzhiliang，haiburuwonainaiyonglainaxiedidejieshini！

haishengshengshishi，wopatachengbuguomingtianjiuduanle！’haiyouyici，

tasonglaiyigejushuoshitaqinshoudiaokedeyuanyangmudiao，neidiaogong，emmm，zenmeshuoni，tingchouxiangde，

liangzhiniaokanqilaidoukuaidaqilaile。woneixin：‘pu！zheiyuanyangshigangchaowanjiama？

haishishuoxianzunninduiyuanyangyoushenmewujie？zheiwanyierfangchuangtou，wopawanshangzuoemengbeiniaozhuoa！

buguo……kanzaitazheimenuliaorenshedefenshang，zanyebunengtaidajihaizijijixingbushi？

’yushiwoganjindiaozhengneixinos：‘suiran……suiranzheiyuanyangkanqilaihenyougexing，choumengchoumengde，

danxianzundexinyiwowanquangetdaole！zheifenduyiwuerdeai，bishenmexiandanmiaoyao、jipinlingshidouzhengui！

xianzun，nijiushiwodeyyds！’guqingjueneibianyi“ting”，junlianweihong，

gujiyounaobuleyichu“tahaoaiwo，lianwosuibiandiaodepomutoudoushiruozhenbao”deshenqingdaxi。ranhou，

taduiwodechongaijiugengjiameibianle，jianzhidaoleyantingjicongdedibu。

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