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linwanluchenyuansumanshinabuxiaoshuozhongdezhujiao？gaizuomingwei《wokuaiyaosile，qianrenhouhuimoji》，shiyibenxiandaifenggededuanpianyanqingzuopin，shidashen“shenbixiaojingzi”deranqingzhizuo，zhujiaoshilinwanluchenyuansuman，gaishuwei：linwanquansuozaijiaoluoli，xiangyizhibeiyiqidexiaomao，yanleihunzheyushuihexueshui，yiqiluozaibinglengdedimianshang，……

精彩章节

shenqiudeyu，xiadenianniyoumianzhang，xiangchebuduandechouxu，bazhengzuochengshidoupaozaichaoshidelengyili。

linwanzuzhudelaojiuminfang，zaixiangzishenchusuozhe，qiangpibanbo，chuanghuboliliezheyidaoxiewen，

lengfengguozheyushuicongfengxizuanjinlai，chuidezhuoshangdetaidenghuminghuan，touzaiqiangshangdeyingzihuangderenyanyun。

taquansuozaizhiyazuoxiangdejiushafashang，shenshanggaizheliangtiaoxidefabaidebomaotan，

kehanyihaishiconggutoufengliwangwaishen。xiongkoudetengtongyoufazuole，xiangyouzhiwuxingdeshouzuanzhetadefeiye，

meiyicihuxidoudaizhejianruideteng，liandaizhetaiyangxueyetutuditiao。

tamosuozhecongchajidixiatuochuyigezhoubabadeyaohe，hegaiyijingsongle，

daochuzuihouyilibaiseyaopian——neishiyiyuanyaofangsongdelinqizhitongyao，

yaoheshangdebiaoqianmohudekanbuqingziji，ketajidehenqingchu，zheishitanengzhaodaode，

zuibianyidehuanjietengtongdeyao。jiuzhebanbeiliangtoudebaikaishuiyanxiayaopian，yaopianhuaguohoulongshiliuxiasesedeteng，

takeleliangsheng，zhijianwuyijianpengdaochajishangdezhenduanshu。zhiyeyijingbeitamodebianjiaoqimao，

“feiaiwanqi”sigeheizi，xiangsimeishaohongdedingzi，sisidingzaitadexinshang。ershiqisui，

bengaishirenshengzuixianhuodenianji，taqueyaozuanzhezheizhangbobodezhi，shuzherizidaoshu。chajijiaoluo，

fangzheyigetoumingdeboliping，limianchazheliangduoniandiaodexiaochuju。huabanjuanzhebian，huangsedehuaruizhanzhedianhuichen，

shizuotiantaqucaishichangshi，tanzhukantaliansetaicha，mianfeisaijitade。“guniang，kanzhedianjingshen，

zheihuayangyanghainengkaijitian。”tanzhudehuahaizaierbian，linwanshenchushouzhi，qingqingpenglepenghuaban，

xinliyongqiyidianweiruodenuanyi——napazheinuanyi，xiangfengzhongdezhuhuo，suishihuiximie，

ketahaishishebudereng，meitiandouhuanyiciliangbaikai，panzhetanengduochengjitian，jiuxiangpanzhezijinengduochengjitian。

tachengzheshafafushou，manmanzuozhishenti，shixianluozaishafadixiadejiuzhixiangshang。neishimuqinzouhou，

taweiyidenianxiangxiang，limianzhuangzhetazheibeizizuizhenguidedongxi。wanyaotuochuzhixiang，huichenqiangdetayoukelejisheng，

taxiaoxinyiyididakaigaizi，zhijianfuguolimiandewujian，dongzuoqingdexiangpajingraolechenshuidehuiyi。

zuishangmianshiyitiaozangqingweijin，maoxianshimuqinshengqianzuixihuandeyanse，bianjiaoyijingmochulexirong，

quebeixideganganjingjing，diedefangfangzhengzheng。linwanbaweijinnachulai，tiezailianjiashang，

hainengwendaodandandezaojiaowei——neishimuqinchangyongdefeizaoweidao，wennuanyoushuxi。weijinneice，

yongqianhuisemaoxianxiuzhewaiwainiuniude“wan”zi，shimuqinhualiaojianxi，yongzuihouyidianliqizhide。

“wanwan，dengdongtianlengle，nidaizheitiaoweijin，jiuxiangmahaibaozheniyiyang。”muqinzhiwanzuihouyizhenshi，

shengyinxuruoquedaizhexiao，kemeidengdaodongtian，muqinjiuzoule。weijindixia，yazhejizhangfanhuangdezhaopian。

youtahemuqindeheying，muqinbaozhexiaoshihoudeta，xiaodemeiyanwanwan；youtadaxuebiyeshidezhaopian，

chuanzhexueshifu，shoulijuzhezhengshu，shenhoushicanlandeyangguang；zuixiamianyizhang，

shitaheluchenyuandeheying——zhaopianlideluchenyuan，chuanzheyijianxideganjingdebaichenshan，toufashudezhengqi，

zhengshenshoubangtababeifengchuiluandeliuhaibiedaoerhou，takaozaitajiantou，xiaodeluchuliangkexiaohuya，yanlideguang，

bizhaopianbeijinglidexiyanghaiyaoliang。zhaopianbeihou，yongheiseshuibixiezheyixingxiaozi：“jiwodewanwan，

yibeizideyueding——luchenyuan。”linwandezhijianzai“yibeizideyueding”shangfanfumosuo，

yankuangmanmanhongle。taxiangqiheluchenyuanzaiyiqiderizi，neishihoutahaizaichuangye，

zuzheshijipingmidexiaobangongshi，meitianmangdaoshenye，quezonghuiraolulaitadechuzuwu，

jitadaiyiwanrehudehuntun。youyicitafashao，tashouzaichuangbianyiye，yongshimaojinjitacaetou，

shuo“wanwan，dengwoyihouzhuanleqian，jiujinimaidaiyangtaidefangzi，

rangnimeitiandounengshaidaotaiyang”；tashengrineitian，tazuanzheyimeiyinzhixingxingxiongzhen，shouxinliquanshihan，

shuo“zheishiwoyongdiyigeyuegongzimaide，wanwan，nijiuxiangxingxing，zhaolianglewozuinanaoderizi”。

neimeixingxingxiongzhen，xianzaijiutangzaizhixiangdezuidiceng。linwanbatazhaochulai，xiongzhendeyinsebiaomianyijingyanghua，

bianyuanyouxiefahei，kexingxingdelunkuohaihenqingxi。tabaxiongzhenbiezaijiuwaitaodelingkou，

duizheqiangshangmohudejingzikanlekan——jingzilidenvren，liansecangbai，yanxiadaizheqinghei，

zuichunmeilexuese，zhiyoulingkoudexingxingxiongzhen，haidaizheyidianweiruodeguang。shoujizaikoudailizhendongleyixia，

shiyiyuanfalaidecuijiaoduanxin：“linwannvshi，nindezhuyuanfeiyongyiqianfei3280yuan，

ruosanrineiweibujiao，jiangzantingzhiliao。”duanxinneirongxiangyipenlengshui，jiaomieletaxinligangshengqidenuanyi。

tafanbianleqianbao，limianzhiyousanzhangzhoubabadeshiyuanzhibi，haiyouyimeiyiyuanyingbi，jiaqilaibuguosanshiyiyuan。

qinqipengyouzaojiujiebianle，dianhuadaguoqu，yaomemeirenjie，yaomeyuqifuyan，tazhidao，

meirenyuanyizaibaqianjiejiyige“kuaisile”deren。zuihou，

tademuguangluozaishoujitongxunluli“luchenyuan”sangezishang。zhijianxuanzaipingmushangfang，

youyulehenjiu——tamenyijingfenshoubannianle，shiluchenyuantide，liyoushi“womenbuheshi，

woxiangyaodeshenghuo，nijibule”。houlaitacaizhidao，tashenbianduolegejiaosumandenvren，sumanjialiyouqian，

nengbangtadegongsiduguonanguan。kexianzai，tashizaizoutouwulule。tabianjileyitiaoduanxin，shanleyougai，

gaileyoushan，zuihouzhiliuxiayiju：“ayuan，woyudaodiannanchu，nengbunengjiewodianqian？dengwohuanguolai，

yidinghaini。”tameishuozijidebing，meishuoyiyuandecuijiaodan，

shenzhimeiganti“jiuming”lianggezi——tahaibaozheyidianxiwang，xiwangtahaijideyiqiandehao，

xiwangtanengshenchushou，latayiba。duanxinfachuqu，shichendahai。tadengleyigexiaoshi，lianggexiaoshi，

shoujishizhongmeizaizhendong。chuangwaideyuhaizaixia，qiaodazheboli，fachu“didadida”deshengxiang，

xiangzaidaojishi。linwankanzhezhixianglideweijinhezhaopian，youkanlekanzhuoshangdexiaochuju，xinlideneidianbugan，

manmanyaguolezizun——tahaimeikangouzheigeshijie，haimeidengdaodongtiandediyichangxue，

haimeiduimuqinshuoyiju“wohaohaohuoguo”，tabunengjiuzheimefangqi。tabazhenduanshuhecuijiaodandiehao，

fangjinwaitaoneidai，youbaweijinzixidiehao，fanghuizhixiang——tayaoliuzhezheitiaoweijin，dengbinghaole，

dongtiandaizhetaqukanxue。ranhou，tazuanzheneimeixingxingxiongzhen，chengzheshafazhanqilai，yibuyibu，

manmanzouchulechuzuwu。xiangzilidejishuimeiguojiaohuai，binglengdeshuijintouletadefanbuxie，dongdetajiaozhifama。

tayanzhelubianzou，ludengbatadeyingziladehenzhang，gulinglingde，xiangbeishijieyiqidehaizi。

zoudaolushijituandalouqianshi，yijingshiwanshangbadianduo，daloudedengguangliangdeciyan，

menkoudebaoanchuanzhezhengqidezhifu，duijinchuderendiantouwenhao，zhiyouta，chuanzhezhanmannishuidejiuwaitao，

zhanzaimaluduimian，xianggegegeburudejuwairen。tazaiduimiandegongjiaozhantaishangdeng，fengguozheyudazailianshang，

tengdexiangxiaodaozige。tashuzheshijian，yifenyimiaoguoqu，tuidongdejiangying，lianhuxidoudaizhebaiqi。

zhidaowanshangshidian，yiliangheisebinlihuanhuanshichulushijituandedamen，chepaihaotajidehenqingchu，

shiluchenyuandeche。binlitingzailubian，chechuanghuanhuanjiangxia，xianluchudeshisumanjingxindaliguodejuanfa。

tachuanzheyijianmibaisededingzhiyangrongdayi，lingkoubiezheyimeizhenzhuxiongzhen，

shouzhishangdegezidanzuanjiezaidengguangxiashanzhelengguang。taqinnidikaozailuchenyuanjiantou，zuijiaoguazhedeyidexiao，

kanjianmaluduimiandelinwanshi，taguyitaishoulonglelongtoufa，shengyinbuda，queganghaonengranglinwantingjian：“chenyuan，

nikanneiren，zenmelinchengneiyang？buhuishilaipengcideba？”luchenyuandemuguang，zhongyuluozailelinwanshenshang。

tadeyanshensaoguotazhanmannishuidekujiao，saoguotalingkouneimeiyanghuadexingxingxiongzhen，zuihouluozaitacangbaidelianshang。

neishuangcengjingshengmanwenroudeyanjing，xianzaizhishengxiabinglengdeshuli，xiangzaikanyigemoshengren。linwankuaibupaoguomalu，

yushuijianshiletadewaitao，taquegubushang。tazhanzaibinlichepang，shouzhizuanzheneidailidezhenduanshu，zhijiefanbai，

shengyindaizheyizhibuzhudezhandou：“ayuan，wo……woxuyaoqian，maiyao。yiyuancuijiaofeiyongle，

woshizaimeibanfale……”sumanchixiaoyisheng，congbaolinachuyizhangyinxingka，

gezhechechuangrengjilinwan：“zheilimianyouwuwan，gounimaixieyaole。lin**，nazheqianjiuzouba，

yihoubiezailaidaraowohechenyuan。womenxiageyuejiuyaodinghunle，buxiangbeibuxiangganderentiandu。

”yinxingkadiaozaijishuili，jianqidenishuinongzanglelinwandekujiao。linwanmeiqujianneizhangka，takanzheluchenyuan，

yanlimanshijuewang，quehaidaizhezuihouyisikenqiu：“ayuan，wobushilaiyaoshishede。wokuaisile，

neibiqianshiwozuihoudexiwang……nihaijidenishuoguo，huiyizhipeiwodema？nihaijidewomamalinzhongqian，

baweijinjiaojini，rangnizhaoguwoma？”luchenyuanzhoujinmeitou，yuqilimanshibunaifan：“linwan，

bieyongsilaibotongqing。womenzaojiujieshule，guoqudeshi，wobuxiangzaiti。”tashuozhe，

congqianbaolichouchuyitaxianjin，xiangrenglajiyiyangrengzaidishang：“zheixieqiangouniyongle，yihoubiezailaizhaowo。

”chaopiaosanluozaijishuili，hongsedezhibibeinishuimanguo，xiangjiletamencengjingbeiniansuideganqing。

linwankanzheneitanzangwudeqian，yanleizhongyudiaolexialai。taxiangqimuqinzhideweijin，

xiangqizhaopianbeihoude“yibeizideyueding”，xiangqineimeixingxingxiongzhen，

turanjuedewubifengci——tabaozheduishenghuodezuihouqidai，baozheduitadezuihounianxiang，

laiqiutajiyitiaohuolu，ketaquebatadexiwang，xianglajiyiyangcaizaijiaoxia。binlideyinqingshenghongmingqilai，

chelunjianqiyipiannishui，dashilelinwandewaitao。tadunxiashen，zhandouzhequjianneixieqian，

zhijianchudaobinglengdeyushuishi，caifaxianzijiliankudeliqidoumeiyoule。fenghaizaichui，yuhaizaixia，

tazuanzheneixiezangwudechaopiao，zhanzaiyuandi，xiangyizhubeikuangfengbaoyucuicandexiaocao，gulinglingde，

zaiyezhaobudaozhichengxiaqudeliqi。ketahaishibaqianxiaoxinyiyidisaijinneidai——neishitadejiumingqian，

shitaduimuqindechengnuo，shitaduizheigeshijie，jincundeyidianbugan。tataitoukanxiangbinlicheyuanqudefangxiang，

ludengdeguangmohuletadeshixian，zhiyoulingkoudexingxingxiongzhen，haizaiweiruodishanzheguang，xiangyikekuaiyaoximiedexing。

zuoweiyijiaxiaobaoshedejizhe，linwancongweixiangguo，zijihuiyizheiyanglangbeidefangshi，

chuxianzaiguanyuluchenyuandexinwenli。bianjibudedianhuacuideji，

zhubianzaineitoudehoushengjihuyaochongpotingtong：“linwan！luchenyuanzai‘yundinghuisuo’weilesumanbarendajinyiyuan，

resoudouguadaoqiansanle！nixianzaijiuquxianchang，nabudaodujiajiubiehuilai！”linwangualedianhua，

xiongkoudeduntongyoukaishimanyan，xiangyouwushugenxizhenzaizhazhefeiye。

tacongchoutizuidicengfanchuneihekuaijiandidezhitongyao，ganyanleliangpian，yaopianhuaguohoulongshi，

liuxiayizhensesedeteng。tazhidaozijideshentichengbuleduojiu，

kexiageyuedehualiaofeihaimeizheluo——neishiyishengshuo“huoxunengduochenglianggeyue”dexiwang，

tabunengfangqi。xianchangzaoyibeijizheheweiguanqunzhongweideshuixiebutong，shanguangdeng“kacakaca”dixiangzhe，

xiangwushuzhiyanjing，sisidingzhebeicuyongzaizhongjiandeluchenyuan。linwanfuzheqiangbi，yibuyibunuodaorenqunbianyuan，

lengfengguanjinlingkou，rangtarenbuzhudalegehanzhan。touguofengxi，takanjianluchenyuanzhenghuzhesumanwangwaizou，

tadexizhuangxiukouzhanzhediandianxueji，queyijiutingzhizhejibei，xiangyiqianbaohutaneiyang，basumanlaolaohuzaihuaili。

sumankaozaitaxiongkou，yankuanghongdexiangtuzi，shouzhiquetoutougouqiluchenyuandelingdai，

shengyindaizhekeyifangdadeweiqu：“chenyuan，douguaiwo，yaoshiwogangcaibugenneigezuihanzhengzhi，

niyebuhuidongshou……niyaoshichuleshi，wokezenmebana？”tashuozhe，guyitaiqitou，

yongdaizhekuqiangdeshengyinbuchong：“buxiangyouxieren，zhihuiduozaibeihoukanxiaohua，lianzijidougubuhao，

haixiangguanbierendeshi。”zheihuaminglianlidouzaizhilinwan，zhouweijidaohaoqidemuguangshunjiansaoleguolai，

ranglinwandelianyizhenfatang。luchenyuandeshouqingqingpaizhesumandebei，yuqishilinwancongweitingguodewenrou，

shenzhidaizheyisibuyichajuedezongrong：“shagua，gennimeiguanxi。sheiganrangnishouweiqu，wojiuburangtahaoguo。

”kejiuzaitademuguangwuyijiansaoguorenqun，luozailinwanshenshangshi，tadedongzuodunleyixia。

linwanchuanzheneijianxidefabaidejiuwaitao，toufabeifengchuideyouxielingluan，liansecangbaidexiangzhangzhi，

lianzuichundoumeilexuese。tadexinzangturanxiangbeishenmedongxijiuleyixia，mengdixiangqisantianqianzaigongsimenkou，

talinzheyu，zuanzhezhenduanshudeyangzi。neishihoutazhijuedetazaibotongqing，

kexianzaikanzhetazheifuyaoyaoyuzhuidemoyang，

yigehuangmiuyoukepadeniantouturanmaolechulai：tashuode“kuaisile”，nandaoshizhende？

tademuguangluozaitaweiweifadoudeshoushang，neishuangshoucengjingweitaxiguowushujianchenshan，weitazhiguoweijin，

weitaduanguowushuwanretang。kexianzai，neishuangshoushoudezhishengxiagutou，zhijiefanbai，

lianjuxiangjideliqidoukuaimeiyoule。taxiayishidixiangwangqianzouyibu，xiangwenyiju“nihaihaoma”，

kesumanturanzhuazhutadegebo，zhijiajihuyaoqianjintadepirouli：“chenyuan，womenkuaizoua，

zheilirentaiduole，wohaipa。”linwankanzheluchenyuanneishunjiandeyouyu，xinligangranqiyisiweiruodexiwang，

xiayimiaojiubeixianshihenhendasui。tajuqixiangji，xiangpaixiayanqianzheidui“shenqing”denannv，

keganganxiakuaimen，biqiangturanyizhenwenre，xianhongdexueyeshunzhebijiandixialai，luozaixiangjijingtoushang，

yunkaiyipiancimudehong。“a！taliuxuele！”renqunliyourenjinghuyisheng，

suoyoudemuguangshunjiandoujujizaitashenshang。shanguangdengfengkuangdishanshuozhe，batadelangbeihecangbaizhaodeyiqingerchu。

linwanmolebabizi，zhijianzhanzhedexuerangtayizhenxuanyun，shixiankaishimohu，ketahaishiyongjinzuihouyisiliqi，

chaozheluchenyuandefangxiang，shengyinshayaqueqingxidishuo：“wokuaisile……luchenyuan，

wozhendekuaisile……”sumantingdaozheihua，bujinmeiyousihaotongqing，fanercoudaoluchenyuanerbian，

yongzhiyouliangrennengtingdaodeshengyinshuo：“chenyuan，nikanta，youzaizhuangkelianboyanqiule。

shuobudingshiguyinongpobizi，xiangrangnixinruanni。womenkebunengshangtadedang。”tashuowan，

haiguyiduizhelinwanluchuyigedeyidexiao，yanshenlideeduxiangdaoziyiyang，zhadelinwanxinkoufateng。

luchenyuandemeitouzhoudegengjinle，sumandehuaxiangyipenlengshui，jiaomieletaxinlineidianweiruodedongyao。

takanzhelinwancangbaidelian，xinlijiyouyihuo，

youyoubei“qipian”defanzao——taningyuanxiangxinzheishitadebaxi，yebuyuanchengren，

neigecengjingxianhuomingmeidenvhai，zhendekuaiyaoxiaoshile。tazuihoukanletayiyan，neiyanshenfuzaderangtaxinhuang，

youjingya，youyihuo，huoxuhaiyouyisibuyichajuedekuijiu，kezuizhong，haishibeilengmoqudai。“womenzou。

”luchenyuanshuowan，yongwaitaobasumanguodegengjin，qiangxingjikairenqun，touyebuhuidilikaile。

sumanzouzaitashenbian，haibuwanghuitouchaolinwanzuolegekouxing：“huogai。”linwanzhanzaiyuandi，

kanzhetamendebeiyingyuelaiyueyuan，turanjuedeneidibixuexiangshicongxinzangliliuchulaide，guntangyoubingleng。

tafuzheqiangbi，huanhuandunxiashen，xiangjidiaozaidishang，jingtoushangdexuezizaidengguangxiafanzheciyandeguang。

zhouweideyilunsheng、shanguangdengdeshengyindoujianjianmohu，tazhijuedexiongkouyuelaiyueteng，tengdetajihuchuanbuguoqi。

taxiangqigangcailuchenyuanneishunjiandeyouyu，xiangqitamencengjingdediandiandidi，

turanmingbai：taduizheigenanrendezuihouyidiannianxiang，suizheneipiancimudehong，chediliangtoule。

yushuibuzhishenmeshihouyouxialeqilai，dashiletadetoufaheyifu，yedashiledishangdexiangji。

linwanquansuozaijiaoluoli，xiangyizhibeiyiqidexiaomao，yanleihunzheyushuihexueshui，yiqiluozaibinglengdedimianshang，

wushengwuxidixiaoshibujian。linwanbajianhuilaidechaopiaoxiaoxinpuping，liangzaichuangtai，

zhibishangdenishuihenjixiangchouloudeshangba，tixingzhetaneitiandequru。ketahaishizuanzhezheidian“xiwang”，

quyiyuanxulesantiandeyao——napazhinengduochengsantian，tayexiangzaikankanzheigeshijie，

zaidengdengneimiaomangde“xinyao”xiaoxi。tashenzhizaibinglibenshangxiexiale“dengxue”lianggezi，

yibiyihua，daizheduihuozhedekewang。yelitengdeshuibuzheshi，tajiumosuomuqinliuxiadezangqingweijin。

zhijianhuaguoneiwaiwainiuniude“wan”zi，zongnengxiangqimuqinzhiweijinshideyangzi：hunhuangdedengguangxia，

muqinzuozaichuangbian，yizhenyixiandizhizhe，shuo“wanwan，dengnidongtiandaizheitiaoweijin，

jiuxiangmabaozheniyiyangnuanhe”。zheitiaoweijin，tayizhishebudedai，lianxidouyaoshouxi，