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精彩章节

woheguimijiaohuanrenshenghou，tazhujinwodehaozhai，wotitaquguiwudangbaojie。jieguo**zhuoguichengledingliu，

taquebeiwojiade“laozuzong”zhemodebuchengrenxing。1.“xiaoxia，nikanzheiguiwu，yuexinsanwan，

jiuzhaogebaojie。”guimijiangyuebazhaopinxinxituidaowomianqian，yanlishanzhesuanjideguang。

“kezheishiquanguowenmingdeguiwu，tingshuolimianbuganjing。”wozhoumei。“aiya，doushixuetou，pianyoukede。

”tawanzhuwodegebo，yuqiqinnidexiangmolemi。“woba**wozhaogongzuo，buranjiuduanwoshenghuofei。

nikanni，zhuzhedabieshu，meitianbushiguangjiejiushispa，tihuibudaowomenzheizhongfanrendetongku。

”“yaobu……womenhuanhuan？”“nitiwoquguiwushangban，wobanjinnijiatiyanjitianfuposhenghuo，zenmeyang？

”wokanzhetaqidaiyoujidudeyanshen，chenmole。wojiashiyoudianqian，danzheidongbieshu，

shiwofumuliujiwoweiyideyichan。chuleqian，haiyouyixie……woshuobuqingdaobumingde“guiju”。biru，

wanshangshierdianhoubunengzaiketingdouliu，suoyoujingzidouyonghongbugaizhe，dongbiandegelouchangnianshangsuo。

wocenggaosuguojiangyue，tazhidangwoshifujia**deguaipi。“xiaoxia，womenbushizuihaodeguimima？

nibuhuizheidianxiaomangdoububangwoba？”takaishidaodebangjia。wokanzhewomenshouwanshangtongkuandeguimishoulian，

tanlekouqi。“zhihuanyigeyue。”“meiwenti！”jiangyuelikexixiaoyankai，

dangtianxiawujiutuozhexinglixiangzhujinlewodebieshu。wozebeizhejiandandexingnang，

tajinleneizuolongzhaozaiyinyunxiadeguiwu。2.guiwuzuoluozaijiaoqu，shiyidongfeiqideminguoyiyuangaizaode。

baiqiangbanbo，hongqide“shi”zizaifengzhongyaoyaoyuzhui。fuzejiedaiwodeshigejiaolinshendenianqingjingli，

shoudexianggenzhugan，liansecangbai。“chixiashiba？genwolai。”tadijiwoyitaohuipupudebaojiefu，

lingwochuanguoyinsendezoulang。zoulangliangbianshibingfanggaizaodegezhongkongbuchangjing，jiaxue、canzhimoxing、shanshuodedengguang。

“nidegongzuohenjiandan，meitiandengyoukezouguangle，bachangdidasaoganjing，daojuguiwei。

”“wanshangyigerenzaizheili，haipama？”taturanwen。woyaoyaotou。biqizheixiejiade，

wogengpawojiageloulineige“laozuzong”。linshensihuyouxieyiwai，danmeiduoshuo，

bayaochijiaojiwohoujiulikaile。wanshangshidian，guiwuzhunshibiguan。judadetiemenzaiwoshenhouhuanhuanguanshang，

fachuchenzhongdehuixiang。zhenggekongjianshunjianxianrusiji。wohuanshanggongzuofu，tuizhebaojieche，

congyilouzoulangkaishidasao。kongqilimimanzheyigutiexiuhechentuhunhedeweidao。

wogangbayigediaozaidishangdejiarentoujianqilai，toudingdedengjiu“zila”yisheng，miele。

sizhouxianruyipianshenshoubujianwuzhideheian。wodandingdicongkoudailimochushouji，dakaishoudiantong。

guangzhuzhaoliangqianfang，yigechuanzhebaidaguade“yisheng”moxing，buzhiheshizhanzailezoulangjintou，beiduizhewo。

wojidehenqingchu，gangcaineilishenmedoumeiyou。shoujiwengwengzhendong，shijiangyuefalaidezhaopian。

tachuanzhewodebijini，tangzaiwojiabieshudeyongchibian，peiwenshi：“yangguang、yongchi、haiyoumeishaonv，

zheicaishirenshenga。”zhaopianbeijingli，erloudechuanglianhou，sihuyouyigemohuderenying。wotongkongyisuo，

likedazitixingta：“biequerlou，youqibuyaokaojindongbiandegelou！”jiangyuemiaohui：“zhidaolezhidaole，

nijiaguijuzhenduo。bushuole，wojiaodeshangmenspadaole。”wofangxiashouji，zaitaiyanshi，

zoulangjintoude“yisheng”moxing，yijingzhuanguoleshen。tameiyoulian，wuguandeweizhiyipiankongbai。tazhengduizhewo，

huanhuantaiqileshou。3.womeilita，wanyaojixutuodi。shuitonglichuanlai“gulugulu”deshengyin，

xiangyourenzailimianchuipaopao。wolinqituoba，mianwubiaoqingdikanzheshuitonglineigecangbaifuzhongdexiaohaitoulu。

“rangkai，dangzhe**huole。”neixiaohaideguihunlengleyixia，sihumeixiangdaowohuishizheigefanying。

tazhanglezhangzui，fachujianruidekusheng。wobeichaodenaorenteng，congkoudailimochuyiketang。“biekule，

jinitangchi。”kushengjiaranerzhi。xiaohaideguihunkanzhewoshoulidetang，youyuzheshenchulebantoumingdeshou。

jiuzaizheishi，wodezhiboshebei，yigeweiledafashijianshunshoumaideshoujizhijia，turanzijiliangleqilai。

pingmushang，yigejiao“wuyetanxianjia”dezhibojianzidongkaiqile。danmuxixilalapiaoguojitiao。【zhubozaina？

xinkaideguiwuma？】【zheichangjinghaitingbizhen。】【yi，zhubozenmebudongle？】wozheicaifaxian，

zhibojingtouzhengduizhewoheneigexiaogui。xiaoguinadaotang，kaixindizaiwozhouweipiaolaipiaoqu。【**！

gangcaineigexiaohaishitexiaoma？yetaizhenle！】【zheiyunjing，zheitexiao，zhuboshizhuanyetuandui？】womeiguandanmu，

duizhexiaoguishuo：“chiwantangjiuqugaidaidedifangdaizhe，biezaizheierheren。”xiaoguitinghuadidiandiantou，

huazuoyilvqingyanxiaoshile。wojixutuodi，meizouliangbu，

yigechuanzhebinghaofudenvguipitousanfadicongtianhuabanshangdaodiaoxialai，lianjihutiedaowodebijian。

danmushunjianzhale。【aaaaa！gaonengyujingazhubo！】【xinzangbingyaofanle！zheizhuangxiaoniubi！

】wotanlekouqi，batuobagandiguoqu。“mafantuitaiyixia。”nvgui：“？”danmu：【？？？

】nvguisihushoudaolejidadewuru，zhangkaixuependakoujiuyaojianjiao。

woyanjishoukuaidibashoulidemobusaijinletazuili。“gonggongchanghe，jinzhixuanhua。”zuowanzheiyiqie，

wocaihouzhihoujuedikanzheshoujipingmushangfeisugundongdedanmu。wodezhibojian，buzhibujueyijingyongjinlejiqianren。

4.diertianyizao，wobeilinshendedianhuachaoxing。“chixia！nihuole！”tadeshengyinjidongdeyouxiepoyin。

“nizuowandezhibolupingbeirenchuandaowangshang，xianzaiquanwangdouzaizhaoneige‘shishangzuidandingguiwubaojie’！

”wodazhehaqiandiankaiweibo，resoudiyiheranshi#guiwuqingjiegongyinghequgui#。shipinli，

womianwubiaoqingdijidiaosiguidasaoweisheng，weixiaoguichitang，shenzhihaiheyigeduantouguiweileqiangsaozhouerchaoleqilai。

pinglunquyipian“hahahaha”。【zheishishenmerenjianbanshou？guijianledoudedigenyandechengdu。

】【bierenquguiwu：aaa！taquguiwu：xiayige。】【jianyiguiwujijiejiejiagongzi，

zheijianzhishijiangweidaji。】wozhengshuazhepinglun，jiangyuededianhuajiudalejinlai。

tadeshengyindaizheyisibuyichajuedefanzao。“xiaoxia，nijianeibieshushibushigaijianxiule？

zuowanwopaozaodeshihou，shuilongtouliliuchulaideshuijingranshihongsede！”“haiyou，wozongjuedeyourenzaidingzhewo，

yimaojianlideyifuyezongshizijidiaoxialai。”woxinliyichen。“wotixingguoni，neidongfangziyouguiju。

”“shenmeguijua，doushenmeniandailehaixinzheige？”jiangyuebunaifandidaduanwo，“suanlebugennishuole，

woyuelepengyoulaikaipaidui，nineigejiujiaomimaduoshao？”“jiangyue！”wojiazhongleyuqi，“biepenggelou，

yebiedaitaiduorenhuiqu，youqibuyaoguoye！”“zhidaolezhidaole，nihaoluosuo。”tafuyandigualedianhua。

wokanzheheixiaqudepingmu，yizhongbuxiangdeyuganyongshangxintou。wanshang，wozhaochangquguiwushangban。

linshenzaozaodengzaimenkou，kanwodeyanshenxiangzaikanyizunhuopusa。“xiajie，congjintianqi，nidegongzifanbei！bu，

sanbei！zhiyaoniyuanyijixuzhibo！”tagaosuwo，yinweiwodezhibo，guiwudemenpiaoyijingyushoudaoxiageyuele。

wushuwangyoudouxianglaiweiguanwozheige“guijianchou”。wowusuoweididiandiantou，fanzhengzhiboyenengdafashijian。

jinwandeguiwugewai“renao”。sihushizhidaolewode“xiongming”，xiaoguimenbuzaizhijiemaofanwo，

ershikaishiyonggezhongfangshiezuoju。birubawodeqingjiejizangqilai，huozhezaiwotuodideshihoushenchujiaobanwo。

yigeshengqianshiyishengdeguihun，shenzhinazheshoushudao，zaiwomianqianbibihuahua，shituhehuwo。worenwukeren，

congbaojiechelinachuyitahuangsedefuzhi。zheishiwomaliuxiade，shuoshinengjingxin。wosuishouchouchuyizhang，

duizheyishengguihundenaomentieleshangqu。“zainao，jiufanichao《wuniangaokaosannianmoni》。

”yishengguihunshunjianjiangzhu，shentikaishibushoukongzhidichouchu，fangfokandaoleshenmejiqikongbudedongxi。

zhibojiandedanmuyoufengle。【hahahahasharenzhuxin！guiyetaobuguozuotidemingyun！

】【zhubodaodishenmelaitou？zheifuzhinamaide？jiwolaiyida，tiewolaobannaomenshang！】【qianmiande，

nilaobankenengbiguihainanduifu。】jiuzaizhibojianyipianhuanledeshihou，wodeshoujituranxiangle。

shijiangyuedalaideshipindianhua。5.wodianlejietong，jiangyueneizhanghuazhejingzhizhuangrongdelianchuxianzaipingmushang。

taneibianyinleshengzheneryulong，xianranzhengzaikaipaidui。“xiaoxia，haizaisaocesuoni？

jinikankanshenmejiaoshangliushehuideshenghuo。”taqingmiedixiaozhe，bajingtouzhuanxiangbieshudeketing。

ketinglijimanleren，nannannvnv，chuanzheguangxian，zaiwuchilifengkuangniudong。wofumushengqianzuixihuandegudonghuaping，

beiyigenanrennalaidangjiubei。wozhenzangdeheijiaochangpian，beidangchenglefeipanrenglairengqu。

wodelianseshunjianlenglexialai。zhibojiandeguanzhongyechajuedaolebuduijing。【zheinvdesheia？haolvchadeganjue。

】【shizhubodepengyouma？zenmezaizhubojiakaipaidui？haiyifuzhurendeyangzi？

】【wozenmejuedetazaiguyi**zhubo？】jiangyuexianranhenmanyiwodefanying，tabajingtouzhuanhuiziji，

xiaodegengdeyile。“duile，wanglegaosuni，nijianeigesuozhedegelou，wozhaorenqiaokaile。

”“limianyemeishenmema，jiuyigepaiweiheyiduipolan。”wodexintiaolouleyipai。“jiangyue，nidonglepaiwei？

”“donglea，”tamanbuzaihudishuo，“wokantaheihuhudebuhaokan，jiunahongyouqijitashualeshua，

xianzaixiqingduole。”hong——wonaozilifangfoyougenxian，chediduanle。“nizhaosi！”wojihushihouchulaide。

yejiuzaizheiyishunjian，jiangyueneibiandeshipinhuamian，kaishifashengguiyidebianhua。yuanbenxuannaodeyinle，

bianchengleyizhonggulaoersiyadechangxisheng。ketinglishanshuodenihongdeng，bianchengleliangzhancanbaidezhidenglong。

wuchilifengkuangniudongderenqun，buzhiheshi，quandoutinglexialai。tamenbaochizhegezhongguiyidezishi，

lianshangdaizhejiangyingdexiaorong，qishuashuadizhuantou，kanxiangjiangyuedefangxiang。tamendetongkong，bianchenglechunheise，

meiyouyisiyanbai。jiangyuezhongyuchajuedaolebuduijing，tadexiaorongjiangzailianshang。“ren……renni？

yinlezenmetingle？”tazhandouzhe，bajingtouzhuanxiangzijishenhou。zaitashenhou，

neigebeitayonghongyouqishuaguodepaiwei，zhengxuanfuzaibankongzhong。paiweishang，hongsedeyouqixiangxueyeyiyang，

huanhuanxiangxialiutang。yigebingleng、canglao，bushuyurenherendeshengyin，congwodeshoujitingtongliqingxidichuanlechulai，

yechuanbianlezhenggezhibojian。“shanchuangzhe，si。”6.jiangyuedejianjiaoshengcipoleermo。shipinhuamianjuliehuangdong，

zuihoudinggezaitaneizhangyinjidukongjuerniuqudelianshang。ranhou，pingmuyihei，tonghuazhongduan。wodezhibojianli，

siyibandejijing。jimiaohou，danmujingpenshidibaofale。【ganggang……ganggangfashengleshenme？】【neigeshengyin！

wotamaniaole！zheibushitexiao！jueduibushi！】【zhubojiadaodiyoushenmedongxi？

zheigejiaojiangyuedenvrenshibushichushile？】【wolupingle！zuihouneigeshengyinshuodeshi“shanchuangzhe，si”！

******！】wokanzhemanpingdewenhaohejingtanhao，diyicigandaoleshoujiaobingliang。

wogubushanggenzhibojiandeguanzhongjieshi，yegubushanggenlinshendazhaohu，zhuaqiwaitaojiuwangguiwuwaichong。

“laozuzong”beijingdongle。houguobukanshexiang。woyilukuangben，daleliangchezhibenwojiadebieshu。cheshang，

wopinmingjijiangyuedadianhua，faxiaoxi，dandoushichendahai。neixiebeitadaiqudepengyou，yeyigedoulianxibushang。

wodexinyidiandianchenxiaqu。dangwozhongyugandaobieshumenkoushi，beiyanqiandejingxiangjingdaile。

bieshuwaimianlaqilejingjiexian，tingzhehaojiliangjingche。jigejingchazhengzaigenyigechuanzheshuiyi，

hunshenfadoudenanrenwenhua。worenchuneigenanrenshijiangyuedepengyouzhiyi，yigefuerdai。wochongguoqu，

zhuazhuyigejingcha。“jingchatongzhi，limianfashengshenmeshile？wodepengyoujiangyueni？”jingchakanlewoyiyan，

meitoujinsuo。“nishizheidongfangzidezhuren，chixia？”wodiandiantou。“nidepengyou，haiyoutadailaideneixieren，

doushizongle。”jingchagaosuwo，tamenjiedaobaojing，baojingrenjiushineigefuerdai。tashuotacanjiapaidui，

zhongtuqushanglegecesuo，chulaihoujiufaxianzhenggebieshudoubianleyang。yinlebianchenglechangxisheng，

suoyourendougenzhongxieleyiyangyidongbudong。haiyouyigeheihuhudepaiweipiaozaikongzhong。tahedepigunniaoliu，

congerlouchuanghutiaolechuqucaijianhuiyitiaoming。“womenjinqusouchaguo，limianyigerendoumeiyou，

yemeiyourenhedadoudehenji，jiuxiang……pingkongzhengfaleyiyang。”“chi**，zheidongfangzili，daodiyoushenme？

”wozuichunxidong，queyigeziyeshuobuchulai。wogaizenmejieshi？

shuowojiazhuzheyigepiqibuhaode“laozuzong”？shuojiangyuetamen，

kenengyijingbei“laozuzong”tuojinlelingyigekongjian？7.jingchazuizhongyi“jitishizongan”lilean，

dandiaochahaowujinzhan。bieshubeizanshifengsuo，wobeidaiqujingjupanwenleershisixiaoshi。

wobawohejiangyuejiaohuanrenshengdeshiqingshuolechulai，danyinmanleguanyu“laozuzong”deyiqie。

bushiwobuxiangxinkexue，ershizheijianshiyijingchaochulekexuedefanchou。woshuochulai，zhihuibeidangchengjingshenbing。

congjingjuchulai，wozuodediyijianshijiushihuijia。jingjiexianlanbuzhuwo。wofanqiangjinleyuanzi，

yongbeiyongyaochidakailechenzhongdedamen。wuziliyipianlangjie，paiduiliuxiadelajidaochudoushi。danqiguaideshi，

zheilimeiyouyisiyinqi，faneryouyizhongyuhouchuqingdejiejinggan。wokuaibuzoushangerlou，tuikaidongbiangeloudemen。

geloulihenkongkuang，zhizaizhengzhongyangbaizheyizhangheisedezhangtiaoan。anshang，neigebeijiangyueyonghongyouqishuaguodepaiwei，

jingjingdilizaineili。shangmiandehongyouqiyijingxiaoshibujian，huifuleyuanbengupodeheitanmuseze。

paiweishangmeiyoukezi。wozoushangqian，anzhaonainaijiaoguodelijie，gonggongjingjingdijulesangegong。“laozuzong，

wohuilaile。”“shiwomeiyoukanguanhaozheili，rangwairenjingraolenindeqingjing。”“dantamenzuibuzhisi，

haiqingningaotaiguishou，fangtamenyitiaoshenglu。”fangjianlimeiyourenhehuiying。woyaoleyaoya，

congbozishangquxiayimeiyonghongshengchuanzhedeyupei。zheishiwochushengshijiudaizhede，nainaishuo，

zheishiwomenjiaxuemaidexinwu。wojiangyupeiqingqingfangzaipaiweiqian。“ruguoninbudaying，wojiuzhangguibuqi。

”shuowan，wobianzhitingtingdiguilexiaqu。shijianyifenyimiaodiguoqu。wodexigaikaishifama，

etoushangshenchulenghan。jiuzaiwokuaiyaozhichengbuzhudeshihou，yizhenweifengfuguowodelianjia。

neigecanglaoerweiyandeshengyin，zhijiezaiwonaohaizhongxiangqi。“chier。”“tamenyangshouweijin，

wobingweishangqixingming，zhishijiangtamenkunyu‘jingzhongjie’，lveshixiaocheng。”“qirizhihou，zihuifangchu。

”woxinzhongyisong，zhenggerentanzuozaidishang。“duoxielaozuzong。”“zhishi……”neigeshengyinzaicixiangqi，

daizheyisiyihuo，“nishenshang，weihezhanranleruciduode‘tonglei’qixi？”wolengleyixia，

caifanyingguolaitashuodeshiguiwulineixieguihun。wokuxiaozhe，bazheiduanshijiandejinglijiandanshuoleyibian。

“laozuzong”chenmolexujiu。“yeba，nizheiyimai，tianshengyingu，nengjianguishen，shifuyeshihuo。

”“neifeiqiyiyuan，naishijiyinzhidi，yuanqicongsheng，nirihouxingshi，xuduojiaxiaoxin。”“ciwu，

niqiedaizaishenshang，huokehunizhouquan。”huayingangluo，zhuoanshangdepaiweituranfachuyidaowenhedebaiguang。

guangmangsanquhou，paiweipangbianduoleyizhitongtiwuheidemaobi。8.wodaizheneizhiheisedemaobihuidaoleguiwu。

linshenjiandaowo，xiangshijiandaolejiuxing，chadianjiwoguixia。“xiajie，nikesuanhuilaile！nizaibuhuilai，

womenguiwujiuyaobeiwangyoudekoushuiyanmeile！”yuanlai，ziwoneitianzhibozhongduanhou，wangshangshuoshenmededouyou。

yourenshuowoshiguyichaozuo，lianheneigejiaojiangyuedepengyouyanleyichuxi。yourenshuowobeiguizhuazoule。

haiyourenbaojingshuowomenguiwugaofengjianmixinhuodong。xiangguanbumenyijinglaichalehaojici，guiwuyebeipotingyezhengdun。

“xiajie，nikuaikaigezhibojieshiyixiaba！buranwomenzhendeyaoguanmendajile。”linshenchoumeikulian。

wokanzheta，turanyouleyigezhuyi。“jieshimeiyong，denachudianzhendongxi。”“linjingli，

nixinzheishishangyouguima？”linshenlengzhule，suijikuxiao：“yiqianbuxin，dankanlenidezhibo，

youjinglilenipengyouneishi，woxianzaiyoudiandongyao。”“neijiuhaobanle。”worangtazhongxinkaiqileguiwudezhibo，

biaotijiujiao——“jinwanbadian，xianchangzhuogui”。xiaoxiyichu，quanwanghuaran。dabufenrenjuedewofengle，

weileboyanqiuliandixiandoubuyaole。wodeheifengengshiqingchaochudong，

zaizhibojianlifengkuangshuazhe“pianzi”、“shengun”。wanshangbadian，wozhunshichuxianzaijingtouqian。