xiaoshuoweilehaizhai，canjialianzongzaoquanwangheidenannvzhushiyunyubosiyu，youzhewulijingxinxiezuoercheng，kourenxinxian，zhideyikan。xiaoshuojingcaijiexuanluofanqidaideyanshenkanxiangchiye：“chige，kebukeyi……”chiyesangyinlansan，kandoulandekanta：“gun，wobugaoji。”luofan……
“woshiyoudixiande，nibunengyongqianlaiwuruwo。”
yunyukanzheduimianderen，shenqingyansu。
zhangdaozhoulezhoumei：“neijiushitanbulongle？”
tayebuyiwai，haodaiyunyuyeshihuoguodesanxiannvxing，naliganxinjixinrenzuopei？
kexi，zheirenzidaizhengyi，jianzhishizaiheshibuguoderenxuan。
“ding”deyishengdaduanleyunyudesilu，taniezheshoujiditousuishoudiankaikanleyanduanxin，dunshiliangyanyihei——
ninweihao0025ka3ri13:45wangshangyinxingzhichu（xiaofei）12546yuan，yue0.43yuan。【gongshangyinxing】
简直穷得令人发笑。
tazuijiaomengdiyichou，xunsutaiqitoulailuchuduanzhuangjinchideweixiao，bianlianbifanshuhaikuai：“yebushibukeyi，danshidejiaqian。”
张导：“……”
tashitandichusheng：“babaiwan？zheishiwonengjidezuigaojiale。”
yunyuliaoleyixiatoufa，xiaorongxiuse：“shenmeshihouqianhetong？”
……
huiqudeyiluyunyudouzaimaniang，tajiubugaishoujiandiankaineiben《bozonglveaichengyin，baiyueguang99cichutao》deguzaogouxuelajiwen！
bujinlangfeitadeshijian，ruxianjiejiedoujitaqichulebushao，genglipudeshihaibamingdashangle！
nanzhubosiyushidangzhiwukuidedingjibazong，shouwo**jingjimingmai，yishoujianliqiledushuyutadeshangyediguo。
haobukuazhangdishuo，tayaoshidagepenti，zongtongdoudeqinzidengmenweiwen！
zaiyanqingwenzhong，zheizhongbazongdouhuiaishangyigepingpingwuqidexiaobaihua，shangyantataotazhui，tamendouchachinanfeidegouxuexima！
dairunvzhushijiaohaitingshuangde，ranermeibenxiaoshuolidouhuiyougeedunvpei，zheibenshuyebuliwai，haosibusi，neigeedunvpeihaiheyunyutongming，shinanzhudeqianqi，qianqimianqiangyougerenyang，houqigenbeixialejiangtouyiyangyouchunyoudu。
nvzhutashidairubuleyidian。
meicikandaonannvzhutanqingshuoai，nvpeibeinvedesiquhuolai，tadouhui**zaipinglunqukoutufenfang，zuozhenijinwanshuijuezuihaoliangzhiyanjinglunliuzhangang！
zaizhuizheshaxzuozhecongbaicaoyuanmadaosanweishuwuhou，tacubujifangchuanle，chuandezhengshiedunvpeibenren。
“……”
dangshirenbiaoshi，wenjiushifeichanghouhui，ruguojitayicizhonglaidejihui，tayidinghuirenqitunsheng，zuiduozaixinliwenhouyixialajizuozhe。
haoxiaoxi，nvpeishigebaifumei，haijialegeshoufulaogong。
huaixiaoxi，zaichuanlaideqianliangtian，tajiagangpochan，qianleyi**zhai。
genghuaidexiaoxi，bianyilaogonghenkuaijiuyaogentalihun，genjutamenqiandingdehunqianxieyi，tayifenqiandounabudao。
erqiezaitacanjianeigegoupilianzonghou，haihuicanzaoquanwanghei，shenbaiminglietiaolouzisha！
yunyuliangyanfazhi：“……”
yuanzhunenghebosiyujiehunchuncuishizoulegoushiyun，taodelebolaoyezihuanxin，taduibosiyuqinggenshenzhong，duifangqueduizheigeqiziyisiganqingyemeiyou。
jialicuihun，jiashangduitalaishuoqusheidouwusuowei，yunyukanqilaiyoutinghaozhangkong，suoxingjiudayinglezheizhuanghunyue。
jiehunliangnian，errenzaiwaimianpengshangmian，tadounengmianwubiaoqingshuoyishengjieguo。
jiushisuliaodaozheizhongchengdu！
tagangchuanlaideshihouyouxiangguobaojinnanzhudedatuishuashuahaogan，yushixuezhexiaoshuolinvzhudemoyang，zaishafashangbaichuliaorendezishizuodengbazonghuijia。
bosiyushengleyizhangnanzhubiaopeilian，danfengyan，gaobiliang，bozuichun，diandiansuifasanluozaieqian，yifuxinglengdandeyangzi，qingqingzhoumeidemoyangyehenxinggan。
tasaoleyanshafashangdebumingwuti，meididegenglong，sangyinyouzhongbingliangzhigan，shuochulaidehuaqisigeren：“wuma，nibamailaidebanshanzhufangshafashangle？”
“a？zhu？nalaidezhu？！”
xiufenyusideyunyuhechayiganlaidewumaduishi，liangliangchenmo。
“……”
congneiyihou，yunyuchedidaxiaoletaohaobosiyudeniantou。
zheigounanrendezuidudegengangganleliangpingdidiweiyiyang，haishirangtahenvzhusuosiba！
buzhishibushibeitademihuocaozuohedaole，zheijitianbosiyudoumeiyouzaihuiluyuan，yinxunquanwu，yunyuxingzailehuodixiang。
八成是死外面了吧！
renbunengzuijian，gangyiniantao，yitongdianhuajiucallguolai，takanleyanbeizhu。
亲亲老公。
咦惹！
yunyuqileyishenjipigeda，jieqiledianhua，bingqiexunsudihuakaitongxunlugailebeizhu：
短小阳痿男。
yitongcaozuoxialaitadunshixinqingshuchang，liandaizheyuqidouhuankuailejifen：“wei，qinaide～”
duimianchiyilejimiao，chuanlaixiaoxinjinshendeshengyin：“furen，woshixiaofang。”
e，bosiyudewannengtezhu。
tasihaobujuedeganga，yuqihuifulegongshigongban：“ya，fangtezhu，zenmele？”
fangminsonglekouqi：“shizheiyangde，bozongchuchehuojinyiyuanle……”
tahuahaimeishuowan，yunyudeshengdiaomengdibagao：“juranhaiyouzheizhonghao……candeshi？！”
aiyouwoquchadianershuolouzui！
haocandeshi？naliguaiguaide……
fangtezhumeiduoxiang：“shidefuren。”
tasisiwuzhuchuchun，shengpazijixiaochusheng，yongzhandoudesangyinwendao：“yanzhongma？yaobuyaowoxianzaiguolai？zainageyiyuan？”
tamadegounanrennichengzhua！liyizhuyeyaodengniqinqinlaopowolai！
kexiduifangwuqingdidasuiletadechixinwangxiang：“zhishiqingweicashang，furenbubiteyipaoyitang，bozongyijingzaibanchuyuanshouxule。”
yunyushunjianshiwang：“e，zheiyang，haoba。”
fangminbuyougantan，furenhaizhenshiduibozongaideshenchen，zhidaomeifaguolaiyuqidourouyankejiandiluole。
“shizheiyangde，bozongrangwodazheitongdianhuashixiangtongzhinin，jinwanlaozhaineibianjiubuyongguoqule。”
shengxiadehuayunyudoumeiyouxingquting，fuyandiyingleliangshenggualedianhua。
zheizhongtongshijishigeyidexinsai，meirennengdong。
wuwuwukanlaitazhudingmeiyouyiyebaofudeming。
shangxindaoyitianzhichidexiasandunle。
……
fangmingualedianhua，zhuanshenkanxianglizaichuangqiandenanren：“bozong，furenneibianyijinggoutonghaole。”
nanrenmeishuohua，yangguangtouguochuanghuluozaitashensuijunlangdelunkuo，nongmidejiemaoyuyanjianchutuoxiayipianyinying，bosiyuyandihuanmandifushangyisiyouyi，tamilemimou，yuqiweixian：“nizaiqubangwoguagenaoke。”
xianglaiyilengjingzhendingzhuchengdefangtezhupotianhuangmeinengzuohaobiaoqingguanli：“a？？？”
bosiyumouguangxilidisaoguolai：“xuyaowozhongfuyibian？”
fangminyigejiling：“zheijiuqu！”
mofeizongcaizhuangdaolenaozi？
tashenqingdanyoudilikaile。
dengrenzouyuan，bosiyuyazheyuqibunaifandichaozhenaohailineidaoguozaodeshengyinkaikou：“nizaishuoyibian，nishigeshenmewanyier？”
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