• 章节目录

小说简介

《weilelihunlaogonglianhepopopianwo》shiyibukourenxinxiandexiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo,youluoyiyiqiaomiaobianzhiercheng。gushizhong,xiaowenjunchengjinglileyixiliejingxiancijidemaoxian,tongshiyemianlinzheneixindezhengzhahexuanze。tongguoyutarendexiangchuheyuziwoduihua,xiaowenjunchengchengzhangweiyigezhenzhengyongganheyouzerenganderenwu。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanleqingganyuzhihui,laogongdangchangxingfendeqinlewoyikou,「laoponifangxin,xianzaibushiliuxingshenmesaibopengkeshaoxiangma,woyeganyihuichaoliu。」……jiangjiduzhedailaiwujindesikaohedutedetiyan。

精彩章节

他说他中邪了

4、

womingpaigaoxiaobiye,fumuyeshimingpaidaxuedelaoshi,xueshengtaolimantianxia。

zheixienianwobamashaoshaojilijunchenglalebushaoxian。

neicibaicaishendewulong,qishishiwokantaneiduanshijianshizaishizhuangtaibuhao,toutoujifumudadianhuaqiutamenjilijunchengdegongsilalediandanzi。

zaijiashangdangshiwoshigongsidefuzong,lianzhouzhuanmanglewugeyue,qulesantangyiyuancaigaodinglehaojigenanchandeguke,jigongsidailehaojibidadingdan,zheicairanglijunchengzichancaideyifanbei。

xianzaitamenjuranbasuoyoudegonglaodouguizaicaishenshenshang……

「xiaowennineishenmeyanshen!」popobumandekanzhewo。

wobuxianghepopozhengchao,zhishuoleyiju,「qiushenburuqiuji。」

wodebenyishixiangyaolijunchengbuyaoyitiantianjiuxiangzhebaishen,quebuchengxiangzheijuhuaquechengleyasiwodezuihoudaocao。

5、

tianhaimeiyouliang,wojiutingdaowaimianzazahuhuheqiaomuyudeshengyin。

gangxiangtuixingshenbiandelaogongrangtaqukankanjiujingshizenmeyihuishi,quefaxianshenbiandebeiziyijingliangle。

woxiachuangxunsuqishenpileyijianwaiyi,chaowaimianzouqu。

meixialoujiuwendaoyigutebieqiangbidetanxiangwei,tingjianyiduijiadashinianjingsheng。

xiangdaoshangcipopoqingdesongziguanyin,wojiuganjueetoutengdelihai。

haimeiyoudengdaowomachukou,jiukandaoyilouketinglideyizunjudadecaishenxiangtebiexianyan。

wugetudingheshangzaicaishenshenbianweichengyigeyuan,butingnianzhou。

ercaishenzhengqianfangguizheyigeren,zhengshiwolaogonglijuncheng。

「nimenzheishizaizuoshenme!」

laogongmeiliwo,tachengxindeguizaidishang,jicaishenzhongzhongdekelesangexiangtou。

popodaoshiqiaozhewohouxianedao:「dangranshijiwoerziququhuiqi,zicongnishengleneigesangmenxinghou,woerzidegongsiyitianburuyitian。」

「neigexiaojianzhongyejiushiminghaoshengzainiduzili,buranwozaojiubaneigejianzhongqiasile!」

tingzhepopoyikouyigejianzhong,worenbuzhudajiaodao:「lijuncheng,niguanguannima。」

cikedelijunchengcongcaishenxiangqiantaiqitou,zhishidandandekanlewoyiyan,youjicaishenxiangzhongzhongkeleyige。

kanyangzishiwanquanbuzhunbeiliwole。

wodexinlianglebanjie,quehaishidaidianhuanxiang。

「lijuncheng,nizhenyiweiniqiushenbaifojiukeyiranggongsiqiusihuisheng?」

lijunchengyiliankuangre,「neishidangran!shangyicibaicaishenhou,womengongsishouyizhiyongwugeyuejiufanbeile。」

wozaiyeshoubuletadeziqiqiren。

「shangyicigongsifanbei,shiworangfuqinjiwomengongsijieshaolekehu,zaijiashangdangshiwoshigongsifuzong,womanglezhengzhengwugeyuenaxialesangeqianwanjibiededingdancairanggongsideshouyifanbei,hecaishengenbenjiumeiyourenheguanxi。」

lijunchenglianseyinyudetingwanhou,zhijieduiwopokoudama。

「nifangpi!nizenmekenengyouneizhongbenshi,lianshenxiandegonglaodouqiang,niyebupazaobaoying!」

wobeitazheijuhuaqidexinjiaotong。

「lijuncheng,nimozhenideliangxinzaishuoyibian!gongsikaibanchuqinayicibushiwohedaoweichuxueweigongsilalaidedingdan,nayicibushiwohouyan**deshangmenkenqiu,renjiacaihewomenhezuo!」

wobuduandesushuozhewoweigongsizuodeshi,xiangyaolahuitadeliangxin。

shishizhengming,niyongyuanyejiaobuxingyigezhuangshuidenanren。

lijunchengliansetonghongdefanbo,「goule!nitizheixiejiushizuoshenme,gongsimeiyounixianzaibuyijiuhaohaode,wocaishigongsidelaoban!gongsidezongcai!」

这一刻,我明白了。

lijunchengbushibuzhidaowodelaokugonggao,ershitabuxiangqujizhuwodefuchu,buxiangquhuiyitaxianzaiyourucishenfendiwei,doushiwojitadailaide。

shenmecaishen,doushihuangzi。

tazhishidanchundexiangbawocongtadechenggonglitichu,touqie、duxianggongsizongcaizheizhongxurong。

wodexinyidianyidiandelenglexiaqu。

popomeikaiyanxiao,tadeyideduizuozaizuiqianmiandeneigedajiadashishuodao:「dashi,mafannizaikankan,womenjialihaiyoushenmekewoerzicaiyunde。」

huashizheimeshuo,popodeyanshenquesisidedingzaiwodelianshang。

wocaidaoledashidengdenghuishuodehua。

guoran,jiadashilaoshenzaizaideshuodao:「zheiweinvshizhuhezheiweixianshengbazibuhe,ruguoqiangxingzaiyiqidehua,huipocai,gongsizuijinyejibuhao,yewanquanshiyinweizheigeyuangu。」

woxinxialengxiao,kanxianglijuncheng。

taneishuangyanjinglichongchizhejingxi,wangnianhedeyi。

wozhidao,taneishizhongyuzhaodaoleheshideliyou,jianggongsidejingyingbushantuidaolewodeshenshang。

popogengshideyideyangtoukanzhewo,「gaowennixianzaijiuhewoerzilihun!daizhenineijianzhongxianzaijiuzou。」

wolengyankanxiangxirizhanzaiwozheibiandelaogong。

ciketaquepianguolianqu,bukanwo。

「lijuncheng,nijuedenimazheigetiyiruhe。」

我直接点他。

lijunchengyebubaicaishenle,taxiaoxinyiyideshitan,「xiaowen,wojuedewomazheigetiyibucuo,buruwomenxianfenkaiyiduanshijian?」

wodeliansechedilenglexialai,「keyia,hunhoucaichanyirenyiban。」

tadelianselimanankanleqilaile。

gongsixianzaiyouweiji,tazenmekenengzaibayibanzijinjiwo。

「ma,nishuozenmeni,wozenmekenenghexiaowenlihun。」

tazhijieshanglouxiangyaobaowo,anfuwo。

popoquejiyanle,「juncheng!tajiuyigekefuhaishengbuchuerzide**,niqubaotazuoshenme?xiaoxinzhanranhuiqi!」

shuowanpopojiuxiangyaoshanglou,lakaiwomenliangge。

womeiguanpopoershiduizheneiqunjiadashidedao:「xianzaijiuzou,daoshihoulijunchenghainengjinimenfuqian,buranjingchajuyounimenyixizhidi。」

weishoudejiadashi,mingxianyouxiebuleyi。

「nvshizhuyuanfenqiangqiubulai,niyuzheiweinanshizhuyuanfenyijin。」

woerhuameishuo,bodale110。

jiadashiyixingrenlimanaqijiahuoshierjiupao。

kanzhetamenlangbeideyangziwoxiaole,buguowoquehenzantongtadeyijuhua。

wohelijunchengzhijiandeyuanfenqueshiyaojinle。

6、

孩子已经六个月了。

wolikaigongsiyeliangnianle。

suiranlijunchengwangrichuliwenjianmeiyoubizhewo,danzaicilaidaogongsi,haishiganjuezheiliyouxiemosheng。

gangdaoqiantai,jiufaxianyuanbendeqiantaihuanrenle。

yiqiandeqiantaishiyigezhangxiangkailangdemeizi,suiranxuelibushidingjiande,danshijierendaiwu,yangyangrangrenshuxin。

jiashangpingshidairenheshanheyidianouhuangyunqi,cengjingjiuyinweibangzhuyigelaoren,jigongsidailailewubaiwandedingdan。

yizhishiwokanzhongdejixiangwu。

dancikedeqiantaiquehuanchengleyigezhangxiangyanli,youdianyansudenvren。

takanjianwolaile,yanjingdoumeitaiyixia,shenzhimoqilekouhong。

「zheijiushinimengongsijiedaikerendetaidu?」

womengdeyipaizhuozi,nvrenkouhongzhijietuwaile。

tashengqideduiwodahou:「niyebukankannizijishenmeyangzi,yigehuanglianpo,haikehu?laizheilishangtanjiwomengongsishuacesuoma!」

woditouqiaoleyiyanziji,queshihaojiumeiyouhaohaodaliguoziji。

「老板……娘?」

shuxideshengyinjiaozhulewo。

wohuitoukanqu,zhengshineigebeiwodangzuojixiangwudeqiantai。

ciketashouliduanzhezhixiangzi。

「你这是?」

「laobanshuowoxuelitaidile,burang**le。」jixiangwudalazhenaodai,yankuangtonghong。

「lijunchengshibushifengle!」

xianbushuozheigejixiangwudegongzuonengli,jiushuotadailaidewubaiwandingdan,doukeyirangtazaigongsiliyanglao。

jixiangwumeishuohua,qiantailengxiaodao:「tazheiyangyigeeduderen,womencaibuhuiyao,takeshichadianhaidewoliuchan。」

woxiayishidekanxiangleqiantaideduzi。

tadeyaozhixianxi,wanquankanbuchuyouyundejixiang。

qiantaikanwoqiaota,deyidefuzheduzi,xuezheyunfudeyangzizouleliangbu。

「woduzilidehaiziyijinglianggeyuele,buguowoyizhihenshou,yishengshuojishiwohuaiyunshiyue,duziyebuhuihenda。」

buzhidaoshiyouyihaishiwuyi,tademuguangsaoguolewodeduzi。

yinweigangshengwanhaizideyuangu,wodeshencaibingmeiyouhuifu,suanbushangfeipang,yebuxiangwangchangyibanyaotiao。

erqie,nvrendezhijuegaosuwo,zheigerenhelijunchengjueduiyouguanxi。

buguo,dacaojingshecongbushiwodexingge。

「huaiyunlejiubuyaohuazhuang,yebiechuangaogenxie,buranliuchanle,huozheshengxiagejixinger,jiushiyibeizidetong。」

「huanglianpo!niganzhouwo!」nvrenbeiqidemianrongniuqu。

woyeshiquleshichagongsidexingqu,lazhejixiangwuchaozhewaimianzouqu。

laidaowaimiankafeitingzuoxia,wowenta。

「lijunchengshibushichuguineigeqiantaile。」

jixiangwuchenmolepiankehoudianlediantou,yilianqianyidekanxiangwo。

「woyuanbenxiangyaolianxinide,keshilaobanweixiewoshuoruguowohenigaozhuang,tajiutuowogongzi。」

jixiangwuyanjingyihong,「yuanbenzheiyigeyuedegongziwoyebuzaiyide,kenainaibingle,woxiangduozhunbeiyidianqian。」

worouleroujixiangwudetou,「buyonggandaokuijiu,renzhichangqingbale,nidegongzishiduoshao?wosixiazhuanjini。」

吉祥物连忙摆手。

「buyonglelaobanniang,gongsiyijingbagongzijiejiwole。」

「jiranruci,neizheiqianjiudangwoguyongnibangwozuodianshiqing。」woqiangyingdebaqianzhuanleguoqu。

jixiangwujieshoule,yanlidaizhebaguadeguang。

「和老板有关。」

woheleyikoukafeimeiyoufouren,「ruguo,niyuanyi,sangeyuehou,wozheiliyijiuxuyaonizheigeqiantai。」

「haode,laobanniang……bu,zunminglaoban!」

jixiangwuxiaodehencanlan,wojiaodongkafeikanxiangwaimiandejiedao。

womendouyoumeihaodeweilai。

7、

jixiangwubukuishijixiangwu。

wokanzhezhaopianhejixiangwuyugongsiqitatongshideliaotianjilu,luchulexiao。

hunneichuguizheijianshikedakexiao。

keruguoduoledianqitade。

neijiubuzhijingshenchuhule。

8、

「laopokuaikan,zheishiwosongjinidehua。」

lijunchengchuanzheshuaiqidexifu,shoulidehongsemeiguishiwojiehunhouzaiyemeiyoushoudaodeliwu。

wojiazhuangjingxidekanxianghua。

「laogong,zheishisongjiwodema。」

「dangranlebaobei,jintiankeshiwomenrenshisizhouniandejinianri,nishibushidoukuaiwangjile。」

talouzhewodeyao,wohaixiudejiangnaodaimairuletadexiongkou。

nanrena,zaisuanjinizhiqian,congbulinsezijidetianyanmiyu,jiulianneixiebeiwangjidejinianri,tadounengcongjijiaogalafanchulai。

「laopo,qianyizhenzidoushiwoguimixinqiao,danwoneiyizhenziyeshiyinweigongsishizaishizhuanbudaoqian,xinqingcaiyouxiefuzao,nihuiyuanliangwodeba。」

lijunchengwozhuwodeshou,manlianqidai。

wokanzhetaneishuangheisedeyanjing,huanghujiankandaolewunianqiangangzhuiqiuwodeta。

shuobuchudongshijiade,dan,renxinyibian,jianjiandandandesigezi,queshiwohetaliangrenzhijiandewunian。

「wodangranbuhuiguaizuini。」wotingjianwodeyuqishiqingroude,yezhidao,zijixinshilengde。

zhiyoumianqianrenbuzhidao,tapaozhuanyinyu。

「laopo,wojintianyaogennitanbaiyijianshi。」

「nishuo。」wohelekoujiu,buxiangzaimianduizhenbianrenwochuosuanji。

「womenlijiasanbainianqianshiyoumingdefengshuishijia,suoyiwocaihuirucixinfengshenfo。suoyilaoponinapabuxiangxinzheixie,yedejitamenzuijibendezunzhongkeyima。」

shuowanlijunchengkelianbabadekanwo。

「老婆,可以吗。」

wohaobuyouyudedayingle,「dangrankeyile,yihouwohuigenlaogongniyiqiqidaoshenfobiyoude。」

lijunchenghenmanyiwodehua,woyehenmanyitadechun。

「neiwomendengdengqubaibaicaishen。fuqitongxin,qiliduanjin,woxiangxinwomengongsideyejihenkuaijiunengshanglai。」

lijunchenglazhewolaidaolecaishenmianqian。

wodianransanzhuxiang,gonggongjingjingdekelesangexiangtou。

neixinfengkuangdaogao,「caishenye,jinrijienindemingtouyiyong,wuguaiwuguai。」

9、

zaiwohetabaishendedisantian,takaixindechongxiangwo。

「laopo!womengongsijintianjiedaoyigeqianwandedanzi!」

woguzuojingyadekanxiangta,「zhendema!」

tayinhuidekanlewoyiyan,guzuoqingsongdetiji。

「wojiushuowomenfuqiyiqibaicaishenyouyongba,yihouwomenyidingyaoduobaicaishen。」

「haoa,neinibujiwofagewuwanerdehongbao?」

lijunchenglianyihei,「doulaofulaoqile……」

「neiwomingtianbupeinibaicaishen。」wozhijienaniezhuletademingmai。

guoran,lijunchenglouzhulewo,「laofulaoqicaigengxuyaojingxi。」

tayilianroutengdejiwozhuanleqian,kanzhetazhanghushangyishanerguodeyue,wojixuxiaozhe。

「biewanglexiaojingyuemu。」

lijunchengliansegengjiabuhaokan。

wozhuangsiwuyidao:「bushishuoqianwandadanma?」

lijunchengbuqingyuandezhaodaowomadezhanghao,wojixubuchong,「buyaowangjixieziyuanzengyue。」

「weishenmeyaoxiezheixiedongxi。」lijunchengbushichunren,tajingjuedekanxiangwo。

woyibianhongzhenver,yibianxiashuodao:「wobamadoushidaxuejiaoshou,meiniandouhuiyourenzhuanmenchazhanghu,yaoshituranchuxiandaebumingjinedehua,huibeixuexiaoyanchade。」

lijunchengbanxinbanyi,zuizhonghaishiyiziyuanzengyudemingyi,jiwobamayirenzhuanlewuwan。

wodexiaoronggengjiazhenzhi,tebieshizaikandaoconglouxiaxialaidepopodeshihou。

「laogong,zuijinpopoyexinkule,nibujipopozhuandianshenghuofeima?」

sancidaezhuanzhang,taokongletashoulidedabanzijin,yuqichongdehen。

「matiantianzaijiali,nenghuashenmeqian。」

woqingchudekanjianpopoliansedouranyibian,kanxiangwodeyanshenhenbudeshalewo。

worengguoquyigetiaoxindeyanshen,louzhelijunchengxialou。

「yedui,neiwomenqubaicaishenba。wojuedewomenyiqibaicaishen,caishencaihuijuanguwomen。」

「haoa。」lijunchenglianmangzhuazhulewodeshou,tarengxiazhongjinsuoqiubujiushizheigema。

kanzhetayanzhongnongnongdesuanji,woditoushuzheshijian。

jiuzheiyang,wozaitade“yinyou”xia,chengleyigejiandingdeshenfochongbaizhe。

10、

「laogong,chumenqianbuyaowangjibaicaishen,zuijinjialiyinweiwomenbaicaishen,doujiedaowugeqianwanjibiededadanzile。」

wonazhexiang,xiaomimidefangdaolelaogongdeshouli。

kanzhetatieqingdelian,youdianxiangxiao,biezhule。

meicitashuoyinweibaicaishengongsijiedaodadanzideshihou,wojiuyaohongbao,haiyaotaziyuanzengyuwobamashenghuofei。

tashoulideqiandoubeiwotaokongle,zuijinneiweiqiantaidouhetanaoqilaile。

erqiejixiangwushuo,yinweiqiantaijiashanglijunchengbushanguanlideyuangu,gongsidoukuaidaobile。

woyebuzaiyi,yinweiwotudebushiqian,ershimourenshenbaiminglie,zishieguo。

wanshang,woguyidangzhelaogonghepopodemiantiqi,「laogong,womamaxiangbaobaole,wodaizhebaobaohuijiayitang。」

lijunchenghepopoduishiyiyan,feichangjingxi,yizhiyutamendaoliandouniuqule,yijiuzhuangbuchunanguodeyangzi。

「niyaohuiquduojiu。」zuihouhaishilijunchengjiannandexunwenwo。

「chabuduobangeyueba,zuijinganghaoshishujia,wobamadoubumang。」

wohuazhongyouhua,kexizheiduimuzizhigudejingxi,wanquanmeiyoutingchuwodeyanwaizhiyi。

lijunchengqinzisongwoshanglefeiji。

wobaozhenver,zaikandaobamazaichujikoudenghoudechangjingzhongyurenbuzhukulechulai。

dangnianwojiubuyinggaibutingbamadequan,jiajilijunchengneige**!

shoujizhendongdaduanlewodeyanlei,jixiangwuyejiwofalailehaojizhangzhaopian。

zhaopianliyoulijunchengheneigeqiantaiqindenanshenanfen,yeyouwoneigepopoxiaoxinyiyidefuzheqiantaiqidaidekanzheqiantaideduzi。

吉祥物为我鸣不平。

wojiangzhaopianyiyidayinchulai,huifuta:「buyaoji,julinihuigongsihaiyouyigebanyuele。」

11、

回家第十天。

wochizhemamaduanguolaideshuiguo,kanzhebabaweiledounvershouwuzudaodeyangzi,wubiqieyi。

popodedianhuaturandaguolai。

「xiaowennikuaidianhuilaia!juncheng,junchengfengle!」

「zenmehuishi?」wokunjuandedazhehaqian。

popobeiwomanbujingxindeyuqiyedaole,yuqiyouxiejiangying。

「woyebuzhidao,xiaowennikuaidianhuilaiba!」

「neiwoxianzaijiudingjipiao。」

bamadanxindekanleguolai,wojiletamenyigeanfudeyanshen,xiaodao:「bama,lihundeshihoudaole。」

12、

dengwohuidaojiadeshihou,bieshuketingluanqibazao,wangribeijingxincashidecaishenxiangsuidesifenwulie。

kanzhemandilangjie,wowanxideyaoleyaotou,zhaolaihongsededaizijiangcaishenxiangfanglejinqu。

daobushiwojingweita,ershiwozhidaoyourenzaitoukan。

guoran,dengwoshoushihaocaishenxiangbingqieshangxiangchanhuihou,popopitousanfadechonglexialai。

「xiaowen,nikesuanshihuilaile!kuaidianshangqukankanjunwenba,tazuotianyinweiyingchoudasuilecaishenxianghou,jiufengfengdiandiande。」

「quyiyuankanguolema。」

「kanguole,danshiyishengshuomeibing。」

popojiangbingliyigunaodequanbudiujiwo。

正规的挂号和病例。

wochadianchuikoushao,weilesuanjiwo,zuodetingquanmiande,jiubuzhidaolijunchengbenrennengxiaduoshaoxuebenle。

13、

lijunchengbeipopokunzaiciwo。

zheilimianjibuda,meiyoucesuo。

yikaimen,wojiuwendaoniaosaoweiheshichouwei。

weidaozhida,woxianxieouchulai。

lijunchenghengtangzaichuangshang,shenshangbaichenshanshangquanshihuangban,haiyouyixieshihuangsedekuaizhuangwuti。

「呕……」

「tazheishizenmele。」wolimabishangleyanjing。

zaikanyiyanwozhendeyaoxia!

popoxianranyebeizhenzhule,liansedouzaifabai。

「wo……woyebuzhidao,jiutadasuilecaishenxianghoujiubianchengzheiyangle。」

wopingfuleyixiaexin,feisudelazhelishufenlikailezheili,taichoule。

lijunchengweilehuzhuwo,zhenpina。

jirannidouzheiyang,woyebuhaobupeihe,shunbianhaihuijinihaohaoxuanchuande,buyaoxiewo,

「popo,nishuotahuibuhuishizhongxiele!」

「zheibukenengba,woerzihaohaode,zenmekenengzhongxie。」lishufenxiaoxinshitanzhewo。

takemeiyouwangji,erzihetashuoguo,zheigenvrenjingmingdehen,weileqian,takebunengyouyidianchacuo。

wodingzhetadaliangdemuguang,qiazheidatuibichuleyanlei,haipashuodao:「popo,nibushishuotadasuilecaishenxiangma,shenxianzuijihuijiushiyourendasuitafanjiandeshenxiangle,yanzhongdehaiyaoxiadiyuni。」

woshuoyiju,popolianjiubaiyifen。

kanlaitahaijidezheigecaishenxiangjiujingshisheidahuaide。

「popo,womenquqingdashiba。」woshuochuletazuixiangtingdaodehua。

popoyuanbenyaoyaoyuzhuideshenti,zaicizhurulehuoli,lianmangdiantou。

「hao!wozheijiuqulianxiyixia!」

woquelazheleta,「popo,qingdashiyaohuabushaoqian,nishenshanghaiyouqianma。」

woshiguyizheiyangshuode,lijunchengdecunkuandoubeiwotaokongle。

lishufenyizhimeiyouhelijunchengyaoqiandexiguan,taxianzaidoushizaichizijideguancaiben。

yaoshiwonengchuzheqian,tayidinghuizhanbianyi,erwoyaodejiushitazhanzheigebianyi。

我可没有忘记公司。

guoran,lishufendexiaoyanlishanguotanlan,「xiaowen,woqueshimeiqianle,nijimazhuandian?」

wotanqi:「wobanverfangzaiwomaneilile,ziranyaoliudianqianjiwoma,xianzaiwoshenshangyemeiqian。」

lishufenxianedao:「neigesiyatoushichijinzidema。」

wolianseyileng,「popo,womenjiashijingdoude,chiheziranshiguide,zaishuolezheiyejiushiwomenjiajingdousantaofang,wocaizhiliulewuwanjiwoma,buransheijiajiachuqudenverhuijiabuliuqiandea。」

「三套房?」

popodeyanjingdouzaimaoguang,ganggangdaobumanquanbuxiaoshile。

wochenredatie,「woquyitanggongsiba,gongsizhanghushiyouqiande。」

popomeiyouduoshaochangshi,buzhidaogongsilideqiankebushiwoxiangyaoqujiunengqude,limatongyile。

shenzhihenbudewozaodianzou,keyihelijunchengsuanjiwojiadefangzi。

「neiwoqugongsinaqianle。」

「wozhidaole,nikuaidianquba。」

zaiquerenshexiangtoukeyipaixialaihou,woguoduanzoule。

gongsi,wolaichulinile。

14、

「nijurangankaichuwo!」qiantaideduziyijingtuqilaile,tabuganzhixindekanwo。

wowuliaodebonongzheshoulian。

「xianzaiwoshigongsizongcai,woweishenmebunengkaichuni?」

qiantaizhizhezijideduzi,youxiangdaoshenme,meiyoukensheng,zhijiezoule。

wojianggongsizhenghe,ranhou——maile。

wozhishiyigerouruokelianbuhuiguanligongsidefeiwubale,xianzailaogongchuneimedadeshiqing,woyouconggongsinabuchuqian,maidiaogongsihenheliba

shaoyangkanzheshoulidehetong,yizhangshuailianlekailehua。

「suirangongsiqueshibuzenmeyang,danshiniwushiwanmailebupabeiqisu?」

「wojiaqing、kuang、jin、ji~」

woyibianlisuodeqianxiazijidemingzi,yibiandengzheduimianrenjiqian。

shaoyangshixiangdebaqianjiwo。

「haoba,dengnigaodinglihun,zailaizhaowoshuhui。」

我点头走了。

huidaojiamenkou,wojizijibulezhuang,yifupijuandechonglejinqu。

「popowonaqianhuilaile,kuaidianqingshenpoba。」

15、

婆婆速度很快。

buguoliangxiaoshi,jiadashihedaoshijiujinrulewojia。

tamenzhuangmozuoyangdeweizhefangziraolairaoqu,zuihoujiaomuguangdingxiangwo。

我假装害怕的后退。

jiadashikaikoudao:「zheiweishizhuyunanshizhuminggexiangke,xianzainanshizhurucifengdian,jiushizheigeyuanyin。」

「neikeyoujiejuedefangfa。」popojiaojidewendao。

jiadashilaoshenzaizai,「zhiyaotamenerrenfuqilihun,mingyunbuzaixianglian,nanshizhuziranhuihao。」

zhanzaiyipangdedaoshiyeshuo:「queshiruci,liangweishizhuqingshenyuanqian,ruruoqiangqiu,jiebudeshanzhong。」

kanzhetamenyibenzhengjinghushuobadaodeyangzi,wozhijuedehaoxiao。

danbufangaiwopeihe,woxiesidilidedahou。

「bukeneng,wobuxiangxin!nimendoushipianrende,wozenmekenengkewolaogongni!」

zheicijiadashibishangcijingye,talenghengyisheng,「jiranshizhubuxiangxin,pinsengyebuduoquan,gaoci!」

daoshiyelenghengyisheng,quanwobuyaozaizhimibuwuhouzoule。

wobaozhenaodai,dunzaidishang,buranglishufenkanjianwolianshangdexiao。

tamenzhendehaopeihe,wodouyaogandongkule。

lishufenhenmanyiwoyiliantongkudeyangzi。

dantayebuwangjizhuangzuozhixinpopoquanwo,「xiaowena,yaobunixianhejunchenglihun,ruguotahaole,nimenyaoshiyuanyifuhun,woyebuzuzhi。」

kanzhelishufenjiaxingxingcayanleideyangzi。

wojiandingdao:「popo,wobuxiangxinshiminggexiangchong,wojuedejunchengyoukenengshibeiguishangshenle!woyeyaoqinziqingyigedashi。」

李淑芬慌了。

「niyigexiaonianqingnengrenshishenmeyangdedashi,niyaoshibuxiangxinzheilianggedashi,wozaijinijieshaoyige。」

wozhanqilai,wuzhuzui。buxingzaibuzou,yaoxiaochushengle。

「suiranwoburenshidashi,danshigongsiyouyigegukerenshi,wohuiquqiutabangmangjieshaode。」

shuowanwozhijiepaochulemen。

lishufenliushenwuzhudechongdaoleerlou。

ciwoyidakai,lishufenyebeixundeexin。

danciketayijinggubudeneimeduole。

「junchengneigexiao**tayaoquzhongxinqingdashizenmebana!」

lijunchengcongchuangshangzuoqila,lengjingdao:「zheiniantoudashidoushipianrende。nirangtaquqing,zhiyaowoyizhizhuang,wojiubuxintabulihun。」

lishufenjuedehenyoudaoli。

haimeidengtamenmuzierrenshanglianghaoxiayibu,qiantaidedianhuadaleguolai。

「laogong,neige**tajuranbawokaichulegongsi!」

lijunchengyijing,youbuganhuida,zhijiebashoujisaijilepopo。

poposanyanliangyujiudafalezheigenvren。

lijunchengliansebianleyoubian,「ma,nishuogaowenshibushifaxianshenmele,dengdengwomenyanxideshihouzaiyandexiongyidian,woyidingyaorangzheigenvrenhewolihun。」

lishufenziranshiyuanyide,keturantaxiangdaolejintiangaowenshuodejingdouliangtaofang。

「erzi,niyandexiongyidian,daoshihoutakendinghuangmangdejiuqianlihunxieyishu,womenzaizheilimianduojiayitiaotapeichangwomenjingdouliangtaofangzi。」

lijunchengyejingya,「tamenjiazaijingdouneimefudema。」

lishufendiantou,「duide,shineigexiao**qinkoushuode,tamandezheimejin,kongpajiushibuxiangrangwomenzhidaofangzidecunzai,xianzaiworangtaquanbujiwomentuchulai。」

lijunchengyelengxiaodao:「badiannaonaguolai,wozhongxindayinlihunhetong,denghuiwohuibaneifangzinongdeyinmiyidian,manirangtaqiandeshihouzhuyiyidian,buyaorangtakandaofangzi。」

lishufenziranbuhuijujue。

tamenerrendashengmimou,quemeiyoukanjianzaiciwodejiaoluoyigeyinbideshexiangtou,jiangtamendesuozuosuoweiquandoujilulexialai。

16、

dangwodaizheyigecimeishanmu,xianfengdaogudelaodaozhangjinrubieshudeshihou。

李淑芬很紧张。

我和道士对视一眼。

tachongwodianlediantouhou,laidaoerlouxiaowoshi。

lijunchengguorangengjiafengkuang。

tashoulitizhesiji,hunshendoushixue,kanjianwohedaozhanglaile,shuangyanmaoguangdechaozhewopulai。

neihunshenechou,heshihuangsedekuaizhuangwujianzhijiushiwodeemeng。

wohedaozhangdeliansezhijiefabai。

daozhangkanwo,woshenchulewugenshouzhi。

加钱!

daozhangzheicaidiantou,duizhepoposhuodao:「queshishizhongxiele,nimenjiazheigebieshuweizhibushihenhao,youjiazhiwuliyinshengyangshuai,nierzicaihuifengdian。」

lishufenbenlaijiufengjianmixin,tingwanzheifanjieshihou,suiranzhidaozijideerzimeishi,danxinlihaishifanqiledigu。

「daozhang,neigaizenmebana!」

tahaishiyoudiannaozide,zhunbeiguanwangyixia。

daozhangcongzijidebeibaolinachuyigehulu。

「zheishiwomizhidetuishashenyao,zhiyaojilishizhuguanxiaqu,baozhengyaodaobingchu。」

lishufenjiangxinjiangyidejieguolehulu,dakaipingsaiyiwen,yigucibidesaowei,zhichongtadenaozi,tachadianmeiyouexindetuchulai。

「zheishishenmedongxia。」

daozhangxiaodao:「zhengzongdeheigouxuehunhezhetongziniao。」

lishufenlianseyizhenniuqu。

tangzaichuangshangdelijunchengliansegengshinankanzhiji。

tafengkuangdeniudongshenti,kanyangzishixiangpao。

wozhijiedajiao:「daozhang,tayoubeiguishangshenle!kuaijitaguantongziniaoquxie!」

daozhanglikezoudaolijunchengdeshenbian,bugulijunchengdezhengzhazhijiejiangtadexiabaxiexiale,naqihulujiuwangtazuiliguan。

hulukouxizhangyuanrun,zheijialiaotongziniaozhijiediruletadehoulong,xiangyaobuhedoubuxing。

「唔!唔唔唔!」

lijunchengpinmingfankang,daozhangsisideyazhulijunchengdesizhi。

zheigedaoshishiwoteyizhaolianjiaziderenjiabande,pianrenbuxing,danduifuyigeruojibuyaotaiqingsong。

yihulutongziniaojiaheigouxueyidimeilangfeidequanbuguanrulelijunchengdezuili。

woduozaijiaoluo,ziyaliezuidekanwanlequancheng。

lijunchengnishuohebini,niyaoshilaolaoshishihewolihun,woyebujiuchan,xianzaizheijialiaotongziniaohaoheba。

daozhangguanwankantongziniao,haibuwangtiexindebalijunchengdexiabazhuanghuiqu。

kanzheshuangmuwushendingzhetianhuabandelijuncheng,woguoduandesharenzhuxin。

「laogongzhenguai,zhongxielejiuyaohediantongziniaohaohaoquxie。」

popodailengzaiyuandi,yijingshale。

lijunchengzhongyufanyingleguolai,pazaichuangbianbuduanganou。

「gaowen!」tuwanhoudelijunchengshuangmuchihongdekanzhewo。

woyihandetanlekouqi,「buzhuangle,wohaiyiweininengduozhuangyihuierni。」

benlaihaixiangzaijitaduoguanyihutongziniaode。

daoshifengkuangdecashishoushangdezangdongxi,cazhecazheganjuedaolebuduijing。

「yuanlaishiqiaokelia,wojiushuolianshidouchidehenren,zenmehuihebuxiatongziniaoheheigouxue。」

daozhangqingqingsongsong,woyidianyebuxianghuiyiganggangdaoshiqing。

「daozhangnibieshuole,woexin。」

daozhangfengqingyundandao:「nizhishikaneryi,chuangshangneiweikeshiqinkouchangle。」

lijunchengmeirenzhuyoutule。

lishufenjianjiaozhechongguoqu,jitaerzipaibeiyoucazuide。

屋子里乱糟糟一片。

woyebuxiangduodaile,daizhedaozhangjiuzoule。

zuiwanmingtian,lijunchengjiuhuishoudaofayuandechuanpiao。

waimiandejixiangwuxingchongchongdezouleguolai。

「老板,怎么样。」

wokuajiangdao:「nigandehenhao,tabazijinongdehencan。」

17、

我喜欢谋定而后动。

简而言就是个老六。

zheicilijunyong“zhongxie”laibiwolihun,shiwojitatigongdelinggan。

jixiangwuzuoweigongsideqiantaijiazhixinggeyouhao,gongsimeiyigerenhejixiangwudeguanxidouhenbucuo。

hejixiangwudashangxianhou,woxunsudejilijunchengbianzhileyigexujiaxiaoxi。

neijiushiyouyigegongsilaozongxiangyaohetadezaokangqilihun,youbuxiangzaokangqifenjiachan,jiuliyongbazixiangkekuaisulihun。

yinweilihunjideyuangu,tamenmeizuocaichanfenge,neigeqizizhijiebeijingshenchuhu。

lijunchengtingdaole,yejiuxindongle。

caiyouduiwohenhao,lawoqiushenbaifo,xiangxinmingshuzheijianshiqing。

zhikexitaquebuzhidao,zheiyikaishijiushiwoshedeju,wozenmekenengzhongji。

shexiangtouneideshipin,neigebeixiugaidelihunhetong,haiyoulijunchenghunneichuguidezhaopianquanbudabaosongjilewodelvshihou。

lvshizhijiwofalaisanjuhua。

「真tm恶心。」

「我能赢。」

「neigenanrendefangziwodoujininongdaoshou。」

18、

fayuanpanjueshuxialaidehenkuai。

lijunchengzhuangfengmaishamouduoqizijiachanweiqiyi,popozhuzhouweinveweiqier,lijunchenghaihunneichugui,bingqiehexiaosanyoulehaiziweiqisan。

三条一出。

fayuandangjipanwohelijunchenglihun。

bingqiexuyaoyicixingzhifuwonvershibanianneidesuoyoushanyangfei。

youyinweitameiqiandeyuangu,wohetaxianzaijuzhudebieshu,zhijiepanjilewodangzuofuyangfei。

faguanpanjuechulaideneiyitian,lijunchengdanaofayuan,beixingzhengjuliu15tian。

zhei15tianli,woguoduanmaidiaolezheilidebieshu,daizhegongsisuoyouyuangongqianwangjingdou,kailexindegongsi。

houlaiwoyejiumeiguanzhuneijiarenle。

zhishitinggongtongdeyourentiguoyizui。

neigeqiantaijilijunchengshenglegedapangxiaozi。

keyinweilijunchengxianzaimeiqiandeyuangu,tashengxiahaizimeiduojiujiupaole。

lijunchengbudebuchuqudagong,zhuanhaizinaifenqian。

dantayimeibenshi,eryouaoqi,henduogongzuozuobuleduojiujiubeirencitui。

taburenweishizijinenglibuzu,zhirenweishidangchudasuileneigecaishenxiang,rangshenfobuzaijuangutale。

tameitianbushunxinjiuhejiu,haidalishufen,yinweidalancaishenxiangjiushilishufentiyide。

zaihoulai,jushuolijunchengyinweihaisiqinshengmuqinbeizhuale。

tamenneigeerzi,zailijunchengruyuhoubeilingwaiyigenanrendaizoule。

yinweineigehaizigenbenjiubushilijunchengdeerzi。

wobudebuzantan,neigeqiantaizhenlihai。

19、

jixiangwuqiaoleqiaozongcaibangongshidemen,「zongcai,huiyiyaokaishile。」

woqishen,xintengnanrendaomeisanbeizi,jinanrenhuaqiandaomeibabeizi。

congciyihou,nanrenzhishiwoshenghuozhongdediaoweiji,shangchangcaishiwodezhuwutai。

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