《wolaoposhinvzhanshen》zhongdechenhuochenjinxishihenyouquderenwu，zuoweiyibudoushishenghuofenggexiaoshuobeichuqiugailimiaoshudefeichangshengdong，kanderenhenguoyin，《wolaoposhinvzhanshen》jiangshudeneirongshi：“suanshirenshiba！”chenhuomolemobizi，xinliyeyoudianhuainianhemeilisizaiyiqideshiguangle。liyuqinghaixiangshuoshenme，chenhuobianzhudongdao：“baoqian，wohaiyoushi，……
huzhiyongzuijiaohenhenyichou。
dankandaobiandideshiti，haishihaohanbuchiyanqiankui，taochudianhuachuli。
henkuai，tabianshuodao：“xiongdi，liuqianwanyijingzhuandaozhouzonggongsizhanghule，nikeyichashou！”
“xiele，huzong！”chenhuoyoupailepaita，“huzong，zheibizhang，zanmensuanshiqingle！xiayibizhang，zanmensuansuanba！”
“xiayibizhang？shenmezhang？”huzhiyongyanpiyitiao。
“guanyuzheilianggenvren！”chenhuochouleyiyanliziyao，“zheigenvren，wokeyibuguan！danzhouzong，shiwodeweihunqi！suiranwoduitabuganxingqu，danzhishaomingyishang，tahaishiwodenvren！”
“meiyouren，keyidawonvrendezhuyi！mingbaima？”
cihuayichu，huzhiyongzhijuedebiehuo：“xiongdi，chulehejiuyiwai，congtoudaowei，wokedoumeipengguota！”
“niyanjingkanle，taizang！”
“ni……”huzhiyongfeidouyaoqizhale。
眼睛看了也算？
yaoshizheiyang，tahaibudequsi？
xiangtahuzhiyong，daoguangjianying，congshitiduilipachulaide。
rujinzaizhongzhou，suandeshangshidingmianshangderenwu！
juranbeirenruciweixiehexiuru！
太过分了！
“xiongdi，fanshiliuyixian，rihouhaoxiangjian！qianwoyijingzhuanguoqule，nidenvren，nikeyilikedaizou！”huzhiyongwengshengwengqi，“danniyaohaixianggenwosuanzhangdehua，wohumourenyaobushichisude！”
“zhenjijiaoxiaqu，woshouxiajiqianhaodixiong！”
“batamenhanguolai，buyongdongshou，dounengbanihuomaile！niyaoshibuxindehua，keyi……”
砰！
huahaimeishuowan，yigujulidouranjizhongtadefubu。
xiangshineiyouyikezhadan，qingkejianbaolie。
“啊！”
canjiaobansuizhegutousuiliedeshengxiang，huzhiyongwanrubeijifeidepaodan，hengshuaichuqu。
咔嚓！
banjieshenzi，douqianruleqiangti。
liangyanyifan，hunsiguoqu。
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liziyaosuiranyehuojiule，kehaimeilaidejigaoxing，jiuqibudayichulai：“wei，niyanxiama？meikanjianzheilihaiyigeren！”
“niyoubushiwoweihunqi，guanwoshenmeshi？”chenhuofanwen。
“ni……”liziyaoyishiyusai，fenfendao，“muqingshiniweihunqi，woshitaguimi，yeshiweiletadeshiqingcaipaodaozheililai，zenmejiubuguannishile！xiaodujichangdenanren！”
“zheihuibushidanxiaorushule？”chenhuoyoushifanwen。
“ni……”liziyaoqidexiongteng，yaoyadao，“nengbunengfuwoyiba！”
“buneng！”chenhuotuchulianggezi。
“chenhuo，nige**！”liziyaopokoudama，“xinbuxinwomashangbaojing，shuonisharen！wokeshiqinyankanjian，tangzaidishangderen，shizenmeside！”
“shima？”chenhuohuranmiqiyanjing，sixiaofeixiaodao，“neiwobujieyi，duoshayige！zhenghao，xianzaixingzhedeshigunanguanv，niyouruci……xiongyong……”
liziyaozheicaifaxian，zijishangshendeyixiubeihuzhiyongsidiao。
congchenhuodejiaodu，zhenghaokeyikandaolimiandeneirong。
dengshiqiaoliantonghong，huangmangwuzhu：“ni，nini……”
“如何？”
“wobuxin，niganpengwo！wokeshimuqingdeguimi！”liziyaozhizhiwuwudao。
“那就试试！”
liziyaoyigejiling，tashizaigaobuqingchenhuodaodishizaikaiwanxiaohaishizhende。
bijing，gangcaixuejiandangchangdechangjing，takeshililizaimu。
“你，你别过来！”
tamengdeqishen，jiuyaowanghoutuiqu。
danyinweiheletaiduojiu，yizhidouzaikukuzhicheng。
xianzaijiujingfazuo，jiashangbeichenhuozheimeyihe，shenziyiruan，yunleguoqu。
“zheiyetaidanxiaoleba！woxiangneizhongrenme？”chenhuowuyule，tanlekouqi。
kanlai，deduobeiyigerenhuiqule！
daizhelanzuirunidezhoumuqingheliziyaohuidaozhoujia，chenhuobuxiangjingdongqitaren，zhijiejiubatamendaijinlefangjian。
lianggemeireneryishanlingluan，lianjiatuohong，jiuzheimejingjingdetangzhe，fangforenyoubaibuyiban。
rangchenhuodexintou，yebujinweiweifare。
“女人是祸水啊！”
chenhuosuoxingguanhaofangmen，yigezongshen，yueshanglefangding。
zaiyueguangxia，pantuidazuo，lianqigonglai。
shifuchuanjitade《shanhaixinjing》yijingxiuliandaodacheng，danshilishizhongtingliuzaizheigejingjie，wufazaijinbu。
yebuzhidao，shishayuanyin……
yucitongshi，lingyibiandesirenbieshunei。
zhongzhoushixunbufangtouerzhaozhonghai，yiliantantedekanzheyanqianzheiweinianjiqingqingdenvzhanshen，shuodao：“chentongling，shenyezaofang，shizaibaoqian！danzheicifashengdeanjian，shizairangwodenghaowutouxu！qiafengchentonglinghuizhongzhouxiuyang，suoyicaidengmen，kenqingchentonglingchushouchaan！”
“heng，mingzhidaowomenchentonglingshihuilaixiuyang，hailaimafanta！”pangbiandelixiueryilianbushuang，“yichentonglingdeshenfen，laijinichaan，kaishenmewanxiao？genghekuang，nizuoweizhongzhouxunbufangdetouer，lianyigeanjiandoupobule，zenmehunde？”
zhaozhonghaibeishuodelaolianfatang，gangabuyi，bantianshuobuchuhualai。
“shuoshuokanba！zenmehuishi？”zheishihou，chenjinxikaikoudao。
zhaozhonghaimianseyixi：“chentongling，shizheiyang，womenjiedaobaoan，zhongzhoushideheilejituanlaozonghuzhiyong，gangcaizaizijidesirenhuisuobeidachengcanfei，shouxiashijigebaobiao，douchazheyizhangchaopiao，erqie，yedoushibeiyizhangchaopiaoyijibiming！danshi，genzhengjianshiyouguandeshexiangtou，quewuyicunliu，quanbubeihuidiao！”
“heilejituandehuzhiyong，yiqianshihundaoshangdeba？”lixiuerwenyan，youshuodao，“tabenshenjiubushigehaodongxi，silejiusilebei！shuobuding，shihuaishizuotaiduo，choujiabaochouni！”
“xiuer，biewanglezijideshenfen，buyaoluanshuohua！”chenjinximeitouyizhou，jiaoxundao。
“zheige……bupaichuchoujiabaochoudekeneng！dannenggouzuochuzheidenganjianderen，yebidingbushishanlei！”zhaozhonghaidayuanchangdao，“wodanxin，xiongshouhuiduishiminchanshengshengmingweixie，suoyijuedeshitaiyanzhong，lianmanglaibaifangchentongling！”
“youxianchangzhaopianma？”chenjinxiwendao。
“you！”zhaozhonghaibazaojiuzhunbeihaodeziliao，dileguoqu。
“kanhenji，shiyirensuowei！”lixiuerlvxianfabiaoguandian，“nenggouyigerengandiaozheimeduo，shenshoukeyia！”
“ng？”huran，chenjinxiyileyisheng。
“chentongling，zenmele？”lixiuerhezhaozhonghai，qiqitaitouwendao。
chenjinxinaquzhaopianziliao，zixidekanleliangyan：“xiuer，nijuebujuede，zheigeshoufa，henshuxi？”
“shima？”lixiuerhaoqideyekanleqilai，mengranjian，xiangshixiangqileshenme。
谢谢你的好，我嫌脏。
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