《wanle！quanhougongdounengtingjianwodexinsheng》shiyibujifuxiangxiangliheqihuansecaidegudaiyanqingxiaoshuo，youwunaijingxinchuangzuo。gushizhong，wuqingjinxiuzhishenyuyigeshenmideshijie，zhankaileyiduanguanyuyouyi、yongqihexinrendemaoxianzhilv。wuqingjinxiumianduizhegezhongmofaheguaiwu，tongguozhihuiheyongganzhanshenglekunnan，zuizhongdadaolemubiao。linguifeideyinkuaizaijingzhidecidieshangqingqingjiaqiyikuaishiwu，queyouzaijijiangsongrukouzhongdechaneifangxia，sihushizaidengdaizhewuqingjiexialaideyanyu。……jiangdailingduzhejinruyigeshenqihelingrenzhemideqihuanshijie。
第3章
zheiqiguaide，fangfobuxiangrenleifachudeshengyinyinqilejiweigaoweifeipindezhuyi。
tingneirong，xiangmougerendexinsheng。
huanghouhuanhuanditaiqiyanpi，neizhangsulaichenjingdemianrongshangnanbianxinu。
shufeilenghengyisheng，muguangrujushexiangdianxiaderenqun。
好啊，还敢弄鬼！
xianjinhuanghouyezai，kanninengtaodaonaqu！
sunpindemeitouqingqingzhouqi，xianluchuneixindeyisikunhuoyubuman。yuepinzeshikeleyisheng，yinquyanlixingfendeguang。
zuihouhaishisunpindiyigekaikouxunwendao：“fangcaishisheizaishuohua？”
tademuguangyouruyidaoruilidejian，chuanguocengcengfanhuasijindezhuangshi，zhijiecixiangdianxianeixieyingyingyanyan。
zaitadeyanshenxia，diweifeipinmengandaoyizhenqiangliedeyapoli，fangfobeiyizuowuxingdedashanyadechuanbuguoqilai。
dantamenyezhinengmianmianxiangqu——tamenbushibuxianghuihua，ershiqueshimeitingdaoshenmeshengyin。
zuihouhaishizhangguirenshangqianyibu，yingzheweiyamianqiangdao：“huisunpinniangniang，fangcai，fangcaimeiyourenshuohuaa。dajiadouzaipinhuanghouniangniangdehaocha。”
huanghouzhouzhemeitou，qingshenghuanlaixiwen，zhidedaoleyiyangdehuida。
zheishengyin，sihubushisuoyourendounengtingdaode？
sunpinbuyiburao，duizhangguirenhedao：“bengongqinertingdaode，hainengyuanwanglenibucheng？”
zhangguirenzaodaochihe，yankuangdunshishirun，yingyingleiguangzaiyanjiaodazhuan。tashuangxiyiruan，guidaozaidi，qingshengchuoqiqilai。neizhongrouruodezitai，jiaomeiderangrenxinteng，kandewuqingxindouhuale。
wuqingjideyuanwenlizhishitilezhangguirenyizui，shuotabeimouweifeipinjihen，toutouxialedu，wushengwuxisizailemougedongri。
nandaoshuo，zheigerenshisunpin？
wuqing：【sunpin......haishiyirujiwangdehuaduoa，tazajiukanbuchulaidajiadoubuxihuanta？】
【weiletaobihuangshangduitayuefalengluodetaidu，sunpinbaqidousadaoxiarenshenshang，gaoderenyuefakebojiansuan。dajiabeidilidoujiaotalaoyaopo。】
tingzhezheiyidianmianzidoubujidehua，yuepinmeirenzhu，xiaolechulai，jiaoquyidunyidun，mingxianshixiaodaoqiangqile。
shufeiweiweiceguolian，simingbiezhuzuijiaodehudu。tajuezhesunpinjinnianmeishenmefengdu，queyelandeguan。rujinneichaorendejiahuodianchulezheigeshishi，haiguaishuxinde。
huanghouyaoyaotou，minleyikoucha，buzuopingjia。
sunpinqidebozidouhongle，zhanqilaijiuyaowangdianxiazou。
tayoubushigeshade，kandaoshufeiyuepindemoyangjiuzhidaotamenyetingdaolezheifanhua。
haihao，sunpinyeshihuangshangjiweiqiandelaorenle，zheidianchengfuhaishiyoude，tarenzhulenuqi，zhongxinzuohuileyizizhong。
sunpinxianghuanghoufushen：“chenqiequeshishitingdaoleqiguaideshengyin，kanshufeiheyuepindeyangzi，xiangbiyeshitingdaolede。”
yuepinshunguoqilai，xiaozhehuiwen：“jiejietingdaolexieshenme？meimeizhishibeichashuiqiangdaole，shenmedoubuzhidaoni。”
sunpinhetabenjiubuduifu，dengyanmadao：“wokan，zheiguguaideshengyin，jiushinigaochulaidegui！”
yuepinaiyayisheng，jiaodididiwuzhuxiongkou，haipadao：“jiejiezhenshiyuanwangmeimeile，hegongshangxiasheibuzhidaomeimeizuihaipaguiya。shanghuichenqiegonglinaogui，haishihuangshanglailecaizhenzhu，jiejiekebiezaihehuwole。”
tabushuohaihao，shuolesunpingengshengqile。
闹鬼？
qiantianhuangshangmingmingxiezaitadegongli，sheizhibanyezheigeyaojingkukutitidi，feishuogonglinaogui，bahuangshanghongleguoqu。
xianzaitiqicishi，yuepinjiushicunxinjitaqishou！
qiaotashuohuaneiexindeshengyin，buzhidaodehaiyiweishitaweiqutale。
sunpinxiongkouqifudao：“haishuomeiyou？shile，jiulianneihuidenaoguiyeshi，nizuihuizheizhongguiyujiliang，dingrandoushinideguizhuyi。”
shufeijiantayanxingshichang，renbuzhutidian：“sunpin，gonglibuxingshenguizhishuo，bieyikouyigeguide，rangrentinglexinfan。”
tayouqingqingchizeyuepinyiju，“yuepinyeshi，buguojiushijizhimaonongchulaideshengyin，banyenaoshi，hairaolehuangshangdexiuxi。”
zaishufeiyanli，sunpinlingrenbuxi。zhiyuyuepin，tayebuzhidaocongnalixuedeqiangdiao，zongrantongweinvxing，shufeitingledouyaoqijipigeda。yinci，shufeinayitoudoubuxiangbang。
yuepinmashangjiuqishenbiaotaidu，yuqihuifuzhengchangdishuo：“shufeijiejieshuodeshi，doushichenqiedecuo。”
huanghoujianshufeibangtalveguozheiyicha，yejiubuchushoule。
ertaixiadewuqingquekandejinjinyouwei。
沉浸式宫斗剧啊！
aimeizhixinrenrendouyou，wuqingyuekanzheiyiqunmeiren，yuejuedeshenxinshuchang。
meirenchennu，meirendushe，meirentanqi，yijuyidongjiandoubieyouyifanyunwei。
yaobushitajizhehuijia，wuqingzhenxiangnagexiaobandengzuozhekan。
dadianzhishang，huanghouzhuanyihuati，tanlejijuguifeilaochidaodewenti，suihouyoujianghuatiyinxianglegongzhongdesuosuishiwu，rudongridetanhuoyongliangdeng。
jinguangezherenqun，wuqingrengnengganshoudaohuanghouyuqizhongtouchudepibei。
neishiyizhongshenzangbuludejuanyi，rutongdongrilijianjianandandeyangguang，suiweixiaoshi，queyishiqulewangriderelieyuhuoli。
shuzhongduihuanghoudemiaoxiebimohaitingduo，wuqingzhidaotashigehaoren，chushendazu，jiaruwangfushifengguangwuliang，dengshengshangdengjihouziranerranchenglehuanghou。kexi......
wuqing：【huanghouniangniangzhenmanga，zuogecaiaoyegongzuoyiwanshang，jintianyouyaoyidazaolaijieshoupinfeiqingan。zheiyuqi，tingqilaihewoaodayegangongyiyangyiyangde。suanle，renjiashilingdao，wubeizhishidagongren，gengdangziqiang。】
huanghouniangnianghecha，momodiantou，kebushima？
tianqijianliang，benjiushiduo，xuanxiuyouyaokaishile，tazheijitianmangdetuantuanzhuan，genbenmeikongguanfeipinmenzhengfengchicudeshi。
ouerzaijingliqiaojianziji，huanghouyehuiheyitiao，jingranxiangbuqijiaruwangfuqianzijidemoyangle。
wuqing：【ai，guaibudenianjiqingqingjiudelezhongzheng。rangwokankanjuqing，tiana！niangniangzhinenghuoyigeyuele！】
huanghoushouzhongdecibeiweiweiyizhan，xinidebaicishunjiansuilie，jianruidesuipianrutongsanluodexingchenjianluozaidi，fachuqingcuiercierdeshengyin。
kunninggongshangxiaxianrusiji。
huanghoumiansexuebai，muguangpiaohubuding，xiangcongrenqunlizhaodaoneigeshuohuaderen。
huangmiu！ziji**youxiexushibucuo，dantaiyimenyishujingzhan，zenhuizhenbuchutadebing？
yaoshizhendeleshenmezhongzheng，nalilundedaozheirenlaitixingbengong。
cirenjinghaishuo，tajinyouyigeyuekehuo！
wuqing：【zheishiyizhongjiaolianxingudegudu，zhongduzhirendexinhuiyicengcengtuoluo，zhujianhuaweiliandexingzhuang。zhongduzhirenzaoqihuiouyouxinjifazuo，zhongqizehuiyingongxuebuzuershoujiaobingliang，houqicibingcaihuibaofachuzhenzhengdekongbu，congwuzangliufukaishifulan......】
huanghoutingle，ruzhuibingku。
tazuanjinlezijibinglengdeshou，huranjuedeyouxiechuanbuguoqilai。
怎么会？
症状竟然如此相符。
taqueshishiqianjinianhuiyoumomingqimiaodexinji，erzheijinianshoujiaobingleng，taiyimenyezhishishuotashipinxue，duochixiebuxuedefangzijiuhao。
huanghouzhidaozheihenhuangtang，danshi，wanyi，wanyizheirenshuodehuashizhendegairuheshihao？
tazhangquanduonian，youyoudahuangzizaixixia，zaiaogeshinianershinian，tajiushitaihoule。
她不想——
wuqing：【gudua，qishiyenengzhi，rangwofanfanjuqing。】
wuqing：【hei，zhaodaole！】
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