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《wolianshoulaopo，balvchasongjinshenyuan》shiyiburangrenchenmideduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo，younixuanbianqiaomiaogousi。gushizhongdezhujiaoqinyuelizeruibaichenjinglileyilianchuanjingxiancijidemaoxian，yuxieeshilidouzhidouyong。xiaoshuoyiqijinzhangcijideqingjieheshengdongbizhendemiaoxieyingdeleduzhemendehecai。zhiqiunimenfangwoyitiaoshenglu！”wokanzhetashengleijuxiadebiaoyan，xinlimeiyouyisibolan。kelianzhiren，biyoukehenzhichu。ruguotadangchunengjujuelizerui，napaxuan……。

精彩章节

laopozizhuleyigepinkunsheng。tachenwobuzaijia，touchuanwodeshuiyifazaishejiaopingtai：baobeimaideshuiyi，

chuanqilaikezhenshufu。yanyulimanshiduiwodetiaoxin。kewowanquanbuzaipade，

jigehuihejiubatadoudeguidijiaobaba。yinweiwoxinliqingchudehen，

zheishishangyaolun“jiancha”he“tucha”deduanwei，wolaopoqinyueyaoshichengdier，neijuemeirenganchengdiyi。

zheichangxi，congyikaishi，jiubushiweiwozhunbeide。neizhangzhaopianchuxianzaiyigewocongmeijianguodeshejiaozhanghaoshang。

zhaopiandebeijingshiwojiadeciwo，zhuanghuangshiwoheqinyueyibiyibihuachulaide，woyiyanjiunengrenchu。

zhaopiandezhujiao，shigemeiyanqingxiu，kanqilainianjibudadenansheng。tachuanzheyijianyanhuisedezhensishuiyi，

neishiwoshanggeyueshengrishi，qinyuesongwodeliwu，

dingjipinpai“armandlaurent”deshougongdingzhikuan，quanqiu**，jiagebufei，

woyizhimeishedechuan。taduizhejingzi**，zuijiaoguazheyisiruoyouruowudexiaoyi，

peiwenshi：“yueyuejiemaideshuiyi，chuanqilaikezhenshufu。”houmianhaigenlegehaixiudebiaoqing。“yueyuejie”。

jiaodekezhenqinre。zheitiaodongtaishezhilebufenhaoyoukejian，danjietuderen，xianranshixiangrangwokanjian。

faxinrenshigenimingxiaohao，zhifalezheizhangjietu，peileyijuhua：“gemen，houyuanqihuole，dangxindianba。

”wodingzheneizhangjietukanlezuzuyifenzhong，ranhoubunufanxiao，shunshoubashoujiwangshafashangyireng。

suoweide“pinkunsheng”，mingjiaobaichen。haichengdaxuejinrongxidegaocaisheng，pinxuejianyou，jiushijiajingbutaihao，

fumushuangwang，kaozhejiangxuejinhedalinggongmianqiangweichixueye。zheishiqinyuegaosuwodebanben。sangeyueqian，

qinyuezaiyigeshangyeluntandegongyihuanjierenshileta，dangchangjiujuedingyigerenmingyizizhutawanchengxueye。weici，

qinyuehaitedihewoshangliangguo。wodangshidetaidushi：“laopo，nideqiannizuozhu，nixiangzizhusheijiuzizhushei，

womeiyijian。danyouyitiao，bierangtayingxiangdaowomendeshenghuo。”qinyuedangshixiaodehentian，

baozhewodebozishuo：“laogongnifangxin，woyoufencun。”xianzaikanlai，zheigejiaobaichende“pinkunsheng”，

xianranmeiyoufencun。tabujintajinlewomenjiademen，haidengtangrushidishuilewomendechuang，chuanlewodeyifu。

zheishixiangganshenme？jiuzhanquechao？haishixianggaosuwo，tahewolaopodeguanxi，

yijingqinmidaolekeyigongxiangyiqiededibu？shouduanzhuolie，danshashanglishizu。huanzuorenheyigezhengchangdenanren，

kandaozheizhangzhaopian，kongpadouhuilizhiduanxian，likehuijiashangyanyichuzhuojiandeniandudaxi。danwobushibiedenanren。

woshifengzhe，qinyuedezhangfu。wotailejietale。womencongdaxuexiangliandaoburuhunyindiantang，zhengzhengshinian。

tashishenmeyangderen，wobitazijidouqingchu。tajingming，qiangda，youshouwan，zaishangchangshangshafaguoduan，

rensongwaihao“qinluocha”。zheiyangyigenvren，huiqingyibeiyigeershichutoudexiaonaigoumihuo？

jianzhishitianfangyetan。suoyiwoduanding，zheijianshili，youmaoni。erzheigemaoni，

kongpabidanchunde“lvcha”shangweiyaofuzadeduo。wofeidanmeiyoubaonu，fanershengchuleyiguqiangliedexingfengan。

wozhidao，qinyueyouyaokaishi“dalie”le。erwo，zuoweitazuimoqidedadang，shishihoupeiheta，

bazheichangxiyanxiaqule。wanshangshidian，qinyuezhunshihuijia。tatuoxiagaogenxie，lvedaipibeidikaozaixuanguandeqiangshang。

wozouguoqu，congtashoulijieguobao，ranhoutitiedibangtarouzhejianbang。“jintianhenlei？”woroushengwen。“haixing，

genneigelaohulilizeruikailegehui，moleyixiawudezuipizi。”tabizheyan，xiangshouzhewode**。

lizerui，womenfuqiliangdelaoduitoule，yuexinjituandezongcai，zaihaichengshangjiegenqinyuedegongsidoulehaojinian。

woxinli“gedeng”yixia，yinyuebuzhuodaoleshenme，danmeidongshengse。“ebue？wojinixialewanmian。

”“ng，xiangchi。”canzhuoshang，woyibiankanzhetachimian，yibianzhuangsiwuyiditiqi：“duile，

jintianwokandaoyizhangzhaopian，henyouyisi。”qinyuechimiandedongzuodunledun，taiqitoukanwo，

yanshenlimeiyousihaohuangluan，zhiyouyisihaoqi：“shenmezhaopian？”wonachushouji，baneizhangjietudiaochulai，

didaotamianqian。“zheigejiaobaichende，shinidepinxuejianyoudepinkunsheng？”woyuqipingjing，tingbuchuxinu。

qinyuezhisaoleyiyan，jiufangxialekuaizi，meitouweiweicuqi，biaoqinglidaizhesanfenjingya，sanfenbuyue，

haiyousifenqiadaohaochudeqianyi。“azhe，nitingwojieshi。”zheiyanji，buqunageaosikadouqucaile。

**zaiyizishang，shuangbeihuanxiong，baichuyifu“nikanwoxinbuxin”debiaoqing。

“tajintianxiawulaijialisongtazijizuodeyixiejiaxiangtechan，shuoshiganxiewodezizhu。wodangshigongsiyoujishi，

jiurangtabadongxifangzhe，zijixianhuiqule。wozhenmeixiangdaotahui……”qinyuetanlekouqi，

yiliandewunaihezize，“zheihaizi，xinsitaidanchun，kenengjuedewomenguanxihao，jiumeixiangneimeduo。

”xinsidanchun？yigexinsidanchunderenhuiteyitiaoxuanwozuiguideyijianshuiyi，baihaojiaodu**，

peishangneizhongchayanchayudewenan，haijingzhundirangzheizhangjietuchuandaowoshouli？woxinlidelengxiaodoukuaiyichulaile。

danwolianshangyijiuguazhehuaiyihebuman：“guanxihao？qinyue，wogennishuoguo，

buyaorangbuxiangganderenyingxiangwomendeshenghuo。xianzaitadoudengtangrushile，haichuanzhewodeshuiyi**，

niguanzheijiaomeiyingxiang？”wodeshengyinbuda，dandaizhemingxiandezhiwen。wozhidao，xiyaoyan**。

ruguowobiaoxiandetaiguopingjing，fanerhuirangzangzaianchudelaoshuqiyi。qinyuedeyanquanguoranhongle，tazhanqilai，

zoudaowoshenbian，congbeihoubaozhuwo，shengyindaizheyisigengyan：“laogong，duibuqi，shiwodecuo，

shiwotaidayile。womingtianjiuzhaotatan，rangtabaneitiaodongtaishanle。”“shanlejiudangmeifashengguo？

”wotuikaitadeshou，zhanqishen，biaoxianchuyigezhangfuyingyoudefennuhejidu，“qinyue，nigaosuwo，

nishibushijuedetanianqing，tinghua，biwozheigezhengtianmanggongzuodelaonanrenyouyisi？”“hushuoshenme！

”qinyuedeyuqiyezhongleqilai，“fengzhe，wozainixinlijiushizheizhongrenma？wozizhuta，

zhishiyinweitayoucaihua，youxiangwodidiyiyangkelian。woduitameiyourenhebiedexiangfa！”tabushuodidihaihao，

yishuodidi，wogeng“huo”le。“didi？yousheijiadidihuitouchuanjiefudeshuiyi，haifapengyouquanxuanyaode？

nidangwoshisansuixiaohaima？”woguyibashengyinbagao，wozhidao，wojialimougejiaoluo，

yidingzangzheshenmebushuyuwomenfuqidedongxi。guoran，wohuayingangluo，

jiupiejianketingzhengduizheshafadeyipenlvzhideyezihoumian，sihuyouyigejixiaodehongdian，yishanerguo。

zhenkongshexiangtou。zuodehaitingzhuanye。kanlai，zheichangxideguanzhong，yijingjiuweile。woheqinyuedachaoleyijia，

huozheshuo，shiwodanfangmiandiduitafahuo，ertayizhizaiweiquqiuquandijieshi。zuihou，woshuaimenjinleshufang，

liuxiatayigerenzaiketinglianranshenshang。dangran，zheiyiqiedoushiyande。yelishierdian，woqiaoqiaoliuhuiwoshi。

qinyuezhengkaozaichuangtoukanshu，jianwojinlai，tafangxiashu，duiwozuoleyigekouxing。“diaodaole？”wodiandiantou，

yeyongkouxinghuita：“biwomenxiangdehaiyaochun。”womenxiangshiyixiao，yiqiejinzaibuyanzhong。

zheichangyoubaichentiaoqidezhanzheng，shijishang，congtatajinwomenjiamendeneiyikeqi，

jiuyijingbeiwoheqinyuelianshoujieguanle。tayiweizijishilieren，shubuzhi，tazhishibeiwomendingshangdeliewu。

ertabeihouneigezhenzhengdelieren，henkuaijiuhuifuchushuimian。diertian，woguyichenzhelian，meichizaofanjiuchulemen。

qinyuejiwofalehaojitiaoweixindaoqian，woyitiaodoumeihui。shangwushidian，wojiedaoleyigemoshengdianhua。

dianhuaneitoudeshengyinwenheyouyoucixing，daizheyiguzirangrenrumuchunfengdeqinqiegan。“shifengzhexianshengma？ninhao，

woshibaichen。”laile。woniezhesangzi，fachuyishengdaizhesuzuihepibeide“ng”。“fengge，duibuqi，

wozuotian……wobushiguyide。”tadeshengyinlichongmanlehuangkongheqianyi，“wokandaoneijianshuiyitaihaokanle，

jiu……jiuyishihutu，wozhendezhidaocuole。yueyuejieyijingmaguowole，ninqianwanbieshengtadeqi，

doushiwodecuo。”qiaoqiaozheihuashuode，dishuibulou。jichengrenlecuowu，youbazijizhaideganganjingjing，

shunbianhaiqiangdiaoleyixiataheqinyuede“qinmiguanxi”——tahuiweileta，genwochaojia。“nizaina？

”wolenglengdiwen。“wo……wozaixuexiaotushuguan。”“zaineidengwo，wobanxiaoshihoudao。”gualedianhua，

wojiqinyuefaletiaoxinxi：“yushanggoule，zhunbeishouwang。”qinyuemiaohui：“rangtabaqietingqijiaochulai。

”wokaizheche，zhibenhaichengdaxue。zaitushuguanmenkoudekafeitingli，wojiandaolebaichen。

tachuanzheyishenxidefabaidejiutxuheniuziku，jiaoshangyishuanglianjiadefanbuxie，kanqilaiqueshihen“pinkun”。

tabenrenbizhaopianshanggengqingxiuyixie，pifuhenbai，yanjingdaerliang，

kanrendeshihoudaizheyizhongxiaolubandewuguhechunzhen。zheifupinang，queshihenyouqipianxing。jianwojinlai，

talikezhanleqilai，jucubuandicuozheshou：“feng……fengge。”womeilita，jingzhizaitaduimianzuoxia，

dianleyibeibingmeishi。“shuoba，sheirangnizheimezuode？”wokaimenjianshan，buxianggentaraoquanzi。

baichendelian“shua”diyixiabaile，yanshenduoshan：“fengge，wo……wotingbudongninzaishuoshenme。”“tingbudong？

”wolengxiaoyisheng，congkoudailinachuyigexiaoxiaodeheisewujian，fangzaizhuoshang，“zheige，niyinggairenshiba？

”neishiwozaoshangzailvzhilizhaodaodezhenkongshexiangtou。baichenkandaoneidongxi，tongkongzhouranyisuo，

shentibushoukongzhididouleyixia。“zheibushiwofangde！wobuzhidaozheishishenme！”tahaizaizuiying。“buzhidao？

”woduanqikafeiheleyikou，manyouyoudishuo，“nizuotianxiawusandianshiwufenjinruwojia，

sandianershibazheigedongxizhuangjinlvzhidepenzaituli，jingtouzhengduishafa。sandiansishi，nijinruciwo，

huanshangwodeshuiyi，paileqizhangzhaopian，zuihouxuanleyizhangfalepengyouquan。sidianlingwufen，nilikaiwojia。

woshuodeduima？”baichendezuichunkaishiduosuo，lenghanshunzheejiaowangxiatang。tadagaimeixiangdao，wojiali，

kebuzhitazhuangleshexiangtou。weilefangzhishangyeduishouyongxiasanlandeshouduan，womenjiadeanfangxitongshidingjide，

sanbailiushiduwusijiao，bujinyoushexiangtou，haiyourechengxiangganying。renheweijingshouquandedianzishebeijinru，

douhuidiyishijianchufajingbao。tadeyijuyidong，douzaiwoheqinyuedejiankongzhixia。“wojinilianggexuanze。

”woshentiqianqing，shengyinyadejidi，daizheburongzhiyideyapogan，“diyi，gaosuwonibeihouderenshishei，

ranhouguaiguaipeihewomenyanwanzheichangxi。shichengzhihou，qian，huozhechuguoliuxuedejihui，qinyuedoukeyijini。

”“dier，”wodunledun，yanshenzhouranbianleng，“woxianzaijiubaojing。rushianzhuangqietingshebei，

daoqietarencaiwu（neijianshuiyikebubianyi），zuyirangnizailaolidaishangjinian。nidedahaoqiancheng，nidexueye，

jiuquandouhuile。nizijixuan。”baichendexinlifangxianchedibengkuile。ta“putong”yishengguizailedishang，

kudetisihengliu。“fengge，wocuole！wozhendecuole！woyeshibeibidea！”jiexialaidebangexiaoshili，

taduanduanxuxudijiaodaileyiqie。zhengruwomensuoliao，tabeihouderen，zhengshilizerui。baichenyougeduguijiujiu，

qianlelizeruiqixiaxiaodaigongsiyidabiqian。lizeruiderenzhaodaolebaichen，

yongtajiujiudeminghetazijideqiantuweixieta，bitajiejinqinyue。lizeruidesuanpandadehenjing。

tazhidaoqinyuerexingongyi，teyirangbaichenbanyanyigejiajingpinhan、pinxuejianyoudewanmeishouhaizhexingxiang。

yidanqinyueshanggou，baichenderenwujiushixiangjinyiqiebanfalijianwomenfuqideganqing，

zuihaonengpaidaoqinyuede“chugui”zhengju，rangtashenbaiminglie。zheicide“shuiyishijian”，

jiushilizeruicehuadediyibu。taxiangceshiwodefanying。ruguowobaotiaorulei，genqinyuedanao，

neizhengzhongtaxiahuai。jiexialaitahuirangbaichenzaijiayibahuo，rangwomenfuqichedifanmu。ruguowohaowufanying，

neishuomingwonuoruowuneng，huozhewomenfuqiganqingbenjiuyouwenti，tatongyangkeyijixuxiayibu。taqiansuanwansuan，

meisuandaowoheqinyuezhijianyoubaifenzhibaidexinren。yemeisuandao，taziyiweicongmingdeqizi，zaiwomianqian，

buguoshigeyitongjiupodezhilaohu。“fengge，yueyuejie，qiuqiunimen，zaijiwoyicijihui！

”baichenbaozhewodetui，kukuaiqiu，“lizeruibushiren！tajiushigemogui！woshenmedoutingnimende，

zhiqiunimenfangwoyitiaoshenglu！”wokanzhetashengleijuxiadebiaoyan，xinlimeiyouyisibolan。kelianzhiren，

biyoukehenzhichu。ruguotadangchunengjujuelizerui，napaxuanzebaojing，yebuzhiyuzoudaojintianzheiyibu。

shuodaodi，haishitanlanhejiaoxingxinlizaizuosui。tahuanxiangzhejinengjiejuejiujiudezhaiwu，

younengpanshangqinyuezheikedashu，congcifeihuangtengda。“xianghuoming，jiuanwoshuodezuo。

”wobayizhangxindedianhuakaheyibuweixingluyinshebeituidaotamianqian。“congxianzaikaishi，nidemeiyigezi，

douyaozaiwomendeshouyixiashuo。zuodedaoma？”baichenxiangxiaojizhuomiyiyangfengkuangdiantou：“zuodedao，zuodedao！

”wozhanqishen，jugaolinxiadikanzheta。“jizhu，zheishinizuihoudejihui。shuahuayang，