无厘头搞笑之我用直播救活电视台长叹一声-著

小说简介

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精彩章节

yueyueneibiangenkailiushuixiside，laileyigezouleyige，zouleyigeyoulaileyige，luyunzhijiedoukanmale。

xiaolimomodechuolechuoluyun，“luge，zheidijigele?”

luyunchenmoleyixia：“shubuqingle。”

“要不报警?”

zheitamadeshishidashidefashengzaimianqiandezhapianana!

suiranjingtouyijingluxialaileyueyueheshouhairenmendeshipinzhengjule，keshiqingtaiguoyulipu，daozhixiaolizhendeyouyizhongxianglikebaojingbarenzhuaqilaidechongdong!

luyunhelekoushuiyayajing，zhilezhizhibojian：“youtamenzaifangxinba。”

shunzheluyundeshouzhikanguoqu，xiaolikandaolezhibojianliyipailansedav，quanshijingfangdezhanghao，zhijiejixiaoliyouganchenmole。

wangyoumenyediyicikandaozheizhenzhang。

【zhidaodeshiminshengjiemu，buzhidaodeyiweifazhikepuni!】

【wokusi，nijuedefazhikepunengzheimeduoderen?】

【haishizaidengdengba，wanyihaiyoushouhaizheni?gancuiyiwangdajindele】

【dui!luyunkendingyeshizheimexiangde】

【dajiadouzainalizhuandeqiana，zenmehuiyouyouqianyoushazia?】

【jingfangshizhendeshouzaizhibojianlileahahaha】

【zheikeshiwanglianzhapiandedianxingdaibiaole，zheibudehaohaodezhuayizhuama!】

zhibojianyinweiguanfangzhanghaodejinru，redubujiangfansheng，yingshengshengdezaigongpingshangliaoderehuochaotiande!

erzheigeshihou，yueyueyezhanqishen，kanlekanshijianzhihou，youhuilehuiyixiulikailekafeiting。

xiaolilengzhule：“jiuzheimerangtazoua?”

luyuntantanshou：“shipindouliuxialaile，tazoubule，beizhuazaowandeshier。”

shuozhe，tahaikaiwanxiaodeshuodao。

“zhibudingjingfanghaidejizanmensongyimianjinqini，tigongleguanjiandezhengju。”

铃铃铃。

youshiyizhenfenglingshengxiangqi。

luyunshouyidun，yitingdaozheigeshengyinrendoumale：“haiyourena?”

shuozhe，tademuguangkanxiangmenkou。

yigebeizheshuangjianbaochuanzhedakuchazi，caileyishuangsaofenseqiuxiedenanhaizhanzaineili。

tazaikafeitinglixunshileyiquan，miandaixiaorongdechaozheluyunzheilizouguolaile。

luyunxiaoleqilai：“haojiahuo，chilezheimejiudegua，qiuzhurenzhongyulaile!”

小李也兴奋了起来。

neinanhaikuaibuzouleguolai，lazheluyundeshoujiusheniudeziwojieshaodao。

“lugeluge，nihao，woshinifensi，wojiaoxuyangyang!shizheicideqiuzhuren!”

xuyangyanglianshangdaizhedaxueshengqingchedeyuchun，shanglaijiubazijidedijijiaodaile。

luyundiandiantou，lehehedeshuodao。

“xinga，nizheicibushiyaolaiwanglianbufangxinma，wolianggenniyikuai。”

“heihei，qishiyebushi。”xuyangyangnaolenaotou，youdianbuhaoyisideshuodao。

zheihuayichu，luyunxinliyigedeng。

靠!

buhuiyouyoushenmeshierba?

“nixianshuoshuokan。”tayijingkaishishenhuxile，xiwangyihuiertingdaozhihoubuhuijueguoqu。

xuyangyangmiantiandexiaolexiao：“wowangliandeshihou，shuodenianjidaledian，wopabierenxianqiwoshixiaopihai。”

“yaoshiyihuiergenwonvpengyoujianmianle，shuangfangdoumanyidehua，lugeninengbunengbangwoshuoshuonianjizheigeshiera。”

“jiuzhei?”luyundaizhule，faxianzijidexinlijiansheyixiadoumeiyongshang。

zhibojianwangyoumenyikandaoluyundefanying，chadianxiaosi。

【hahahaha!turanlailegezhengchangde，luyunshoubulele!】

【xiaosiwole，wozhenyiweishishenmedaguani!】

【bucuobucuo，keyilijie】

【meixiangdaoa，wokanluyundoukaishishenhuxile，jieguopishiermeiyou】

【zicongkanlezheigejiemu，wodechengshounengliqianglehenduo】

“duile，ninvpengyoujiaoshenme?”

“e!tajiaomomo!”xuyangyangjiaoaodeshuodao：“tajiwokanguozhaopian，kehaokanle!”

“woliangshuohaoleyaozaikafeitingjianmiande!heihei，lugenikankanwoduixiang。”

shuozhe，xuyangyangshaledetaochushoujidiankailexiangce，shangmianheranshiyigewenroumeilidenvren。

“嘶......”

陆云倒吸一口凉气。

liandaizheshenbiandexiaolishoudoukaishifadoule：“zheishininvpengyou?jiaomomo?!”

zheitamabujiushigangcaideyueyuema?

tashizhendebupachuantaia，zheimajiayetaiduoleba?!

xuyangyangheheyixiao，yiweizheiliangrenbeizijinvpengyoudemeimaozhenzhule，meizizideshuodao。

“对啊，漂亮吧!”

luyun：“......”

xiaoli：“......”

zhibojian：“......”

tingpiaoliangde，gangcaicaijianguo。

【jiarenmen，jiwoganchenmole】

【wojiuzhidaozheibushiminshengjiemu】

【haojiahuo!yandeba!】

【weishijiemu，sheijiniyana?】

【牛逼!】

【zheishilaoshaotongchiahahaha!】

quedewangyoumendouyaoxiaofengle，danluyunquezhouqilemeitou，taxianglexiang，pingdandeshuodao。

“nijiniduixiangdadianhua，xiaolixiangshanggecesuo，niwentanengbunengqutajiashanggecesuo。”

“a?”xuyangyanglengzhule：“zhendema?”

“zhendea!buxingle，woyaobiebuchule。”

xiaolilikehuiyi，ganjinzhejidewuzhulezijideduzi，henbudezhijiekaila!

zheijixuyangyanghedebuqing，ganjintaochulaidianhuakaishibohao：“wei?momoa?woshi......”

“ee，xingxingxing，womenqulea!”

xuyangyangdawandianhua，lazhexiaolijiuwangkafeitingwaimianchong：“zouzouzou，wonvpengyoudayingle!”

shuozhe，sangerenjideyaosi，fengleyiyangdewangwaipao。

xuyangyangyibianpaoyibiankandizhi：“yuanlaimomozhuzaizheifujina!”

neigedizhijiuzaikafeitingpangbiandeneidongdalouli，lidetebiedejin，sangerenjibujiujindiantilile。

wangyoumenbeizheibianguzhengdemengbile，yikanluyunlianshangjinzhangdeyangzi，yechedimingbaile。

【haoquedeyigezhuchiren】

【hahahazheishiyaoqupianzidelaochaoa?】

【xiaosiwole，kanlailuyunhaishiyoudianouxiangbaofude】

【xuyangyangguoranshidaxuesheng，youshayoudanchun】

【bushi，zheizenmenengxiangdaozheigeliyoudea?】

【炸裂!】

【minshengjiemuzenmebianchengdouzhijiemule?】

taolunzhijian，diantidaoleqilou。

sangerenzoudaomenkou，xuyangyangturanchouchuleqilai，taganjinlazheluyunwendao。

“lugekuaikankanwoxianzaishuaibushuai，nengbunengmisita?!”

luyun：“......”

luyuncongdoulitaochulaiyizhangmianjinzhi，dijilexuyangyang：“nazheba，niyihuieryaoyongdaode。”

xuyangyang：“a?shayisi?”

tadeyihuobingmeiyoudedaojieda，yinweiluyunlikeqiaoxianglefangmen。

xuyangyangshunjianlizhengzhanhao，genjieshoujianyueside，jiuchajinggelile，lizhengjizijidenvpengyouliuxiayigehaoyinxiang!

“来了!”

fangmenlichuanlaileyidaoqinglidenvsheng，bansuizheyizhenjiaobusheng。

门开了。