doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《weilexiaojiuzijiehunshengzi，wolaopodadiaolewomendehaizi》shi“shushixiaolang”deyuanchuangjiazuo，gaishuzhuyaorenwushidongpengyanran，shuzhonggushijianshushi：“shuolea，shuoleyekendingzhiwangni。fangzishoufu50wan，caili30wan，nibangzhecouyixia。zhiyuneitaiche，womashuotahewojiecouqianjimai。”“……
diyizhangxiaojiuziyaojiehun，maidandequeshiwo？
chuchahuilai，wodakaifangmen。
yiguechoudeweidaocongkaojinfangmendekewochuanchulai。
wozhengzhengdekanzhemandilangjie，kanzhesanfachuechouweidaodewazishenzhihaiyouyitiaohuanghuhudeneikufadai。
“哥，你回来了。”
ketingdeshafashangchuanlaiyigeyonglandeshengyin。
yigeyimibajidezhuangshuodenianqingrenyonggeyoutandezishitangzaishafashang，pengzhepingbanzaiwan。taxinbuzaiyandehewodazhaohu，kandoumeikanwoyiyan。
他是我小舅子。
zicongwomenjiehun，tajiuyizhizhuwojia。
tadezuihentian，yizhijiaowoge，jiehunhouyemeigaikoujiaojiefu。
danshitayezhiyouzuitianzheimeyigeyoudian。erqiewoyezhidaotajiushisuibianjiaoyishengeryi，zaitaxinliwogenbenbushitage。
wokanleyiyandishangdewaziheneiku，xinlifanqiyizhenexin。
zheishiwojia，tajiuzheimebashangmianzhanzhehuangsezangdongxideneikusuibianreng。
“xiaoliang，neikushenmedenizijishoushiyixia，jiuzheimerengdishangduobuhao。”wonaizhexingzishuodao。
“ge，wohewonvpengyouyaojiehunle。tahuaiyunle，2geyue！”xiaojiuzixiangshigenbenmeitingdaowoshuohuayiyang，zhijieshuotaxiangshuode。
“gongxi。”worenzhuxinlideyanedandanshuodao。
“wonvpengyoujiuyaomaiyitaofangzi，cailiyao30wanzaijiayitaiche。zenmeyang，yaodeshaoba。yaobushiwogaodaletadeduzi，zenmekenengjiuyaozheidian。”xiaojiuzishuodao。
zheihaishao？wokanzhexiaojiuzi，tanaozilidoushijianghume？
“ge，wonengbunengjiehunkedouzhiwangnile。”
wozhengleyixia，“nimeihenimashuo？”
“shuolea，shuoleyekendingzhiwangni。fangzishoufu50wan，caili30wan，nibangzhecouyixia。zhiyuneitaiche，womashuotahewojiecouqianjimai。”
“！！！”
woyouxiefennudekanzheta。
ertazeziguzidetangzaishafashangwanyouxi，sihuwoshitadenuli，tazhishizaitongzhiwoyijianshi。
zhiyuwohuibutongyi，tadenaohailiwanquanmeiyouzheigexiangfa。
wohewoqizishibiyehourenshide，jiehunshi，caili18w+sanjin+shoushi+15wdecheyitai，cheluodetademingzi+qitaluanqibazaodezhichu，yilvshiwojiazheibianchu。
haiyouyitao120pingmidequankuanfang，wudaikuan。shiwobiyehoujialiquankuanmaixiade，zhiyouwozijidemingzi。
jiehunhouwogongzishangjiao，juedaduoshudehuaxiaodouluozaiyanqianzheigexiaojiuzishenshang。
wodeqingkuangtahenqingchu，bijingmeigeyueshangwandelinghuaqiandoucongwoqizishoulizhuanjixiaojiuzi，tanengbuzhidao？
“xiaoliang，wodegongzikazainijienei，nizhijiewentayao。”wonaizhexingzifuyandao。
“ge，wojieneizanbuxiaqian，meigeyuewohuaxiaotaidale。”
woxinlimadao，nitemehaizhidao！
“erqiewojieyaohewomacouqianjiwomaicheni，nishuowokaibaomahaohaishiaodihao？benchiejihaoxiangyexing。”
“！！！”
kanzheyiwenbumingquezaizuozhebairimengdexiaojiuzi，woyakouwuyan。
“xiaolianga。”wochenmoleshijimiao，xiaojiuziyebujuedeganga，shuowanhoujiuyizhizaiwanyouxi，yidingdianlimaodoumeiyou。
“wodeqiandouzainijienei，nijiehaiyaojinimaiche，wozhendenabuchulaia。”
“zheifangzibushinideme，mailedehuayinggaizhishaoyouyibaiduowan，jiwoyibufendangcailihehunfangdeshoufuhaiyoufuyu。duilege，xianshuohaole，zhuangxiunibunengbuguana。”
“！！！”
wocuoedekanzhexiaojiuzi。
daodiyouduowuchicainengshuochuzheizhonghua！
tajingranhaidianjizhezhuangxiu！！
“xiaoliang，fangzibunengmai，mailezhihouwomenzhuna。zaishuonijiehuaiyunle，yankanzhejiuyouhaizi，womenyaoshimeigefangzi，haizizhuna，zongbunengzhudamalushangba。”
tingwozheimeshuo，xiaojiuziyixiazicongshafashangzuoqilai，yanjingzhigougoudedingzhewo。
“nishuoshenme？nitamazaishuoyibian！”
bumaifangzijitajiaocaili、shoufu，gejiubianchengleni。
wotanlekouqi，napamianduizhexiaojiuzidejiaoxiao，danbuzhunbeibian，zheishiwodedixian。
suiranwohenchongwoqizi，yeshunbianjieshouletafudimodeshuxing，dansheinengxiangdaotamenjingranrangwomaifangzilaifuchixiaojiuzijiehun。
这他妈也太离谱了。
“nijiezhidaome？”wowendao。
“shiwojiechudezhuyi，tashuobafangzimaile，jiusuansuanshangwozhuangxiufeiyong，nimenchuquzufangzideqianyegouyong。”xiaojiuzihengmeikanzhewo。
tadeyuqihenying，fangfobumaifangzidewozuidaeji，keyizhijierendaohuimieside。
wobuzhunbeihoutui，wohenqingchuwoyijingbeibidaolexuanyabianshang。
suiranwoqizihenguanzhetazheigedidi，woyaoshibutongyidehuatahuishengqi。
danbajialidefangzimailedehua，yihouzenmeban？
woqiziyijinghuaiyun，denghaizishengxialai，liangefangzidoumeiyou，xuequzenmehuafen？
haiyouyixiliedemafanshi。
这是原则问题。
“dengnijiehuilaizaishuo。”wozhinengzheimehuida。
xiaojiuzitingwozheimeshuo，shuangshouwoquan，fachugezhigezhideshengyin。
我不理会他的威胁。
xiaojiuziyigesanliubenkedexuesheng，chulepazaitajieshenshanghexue、dangxixuegui，tanayoudanzidongshou。
zheiyiqiezaitakanlaidoushitianjingdiyide，baokuoduiwodefennuheweixie。
开门声响起。
我妻子打开门进来。
“dapeng，nihuilaile。”qizijinwuhuanxie，tuolewaitaohoukaishiwanyaojiantadidirengzaidishangdewaziheneiku。
“zenmehuilaizheimeturan，bushishuomingtianme。”qizixiguanchengzirandenazhexiaojiuzidewaziheneikujinleweishengjian，kaishixiqilai。
“......”wohenwuyu。
“duiledapeng，xiaoliangyaodinghunle，tagennishuoleme。wodixifuyijinghuaiyunlianggeyuele！xiaolianglihaiba。”woqizizaiweishengjilixiyuedeshuodao。
“shuole。”wohuidadao。
“e，duile，dixijiayao30wancaili，xiaoliangzhunbeizaigongsipangbianmaigefangzidanghunfang。zanjiadefangzimaileba，wojintianquzhongjiekanleyiyan，zhongjieshuonengmai120wanzuoyou。”
qiziyibianxizhexiaojiuzidewaziheneiku，yibianlisuodangrandeshuodao。
“fangzimaile，neizanmenyihouzenmeban？”wochenshengwendao。
“wokanlea，zanmenxiaoquzufangzidetingduode。xiaoliangdehunfangzhuangxiuwanhainengshengdian，zanmenkeyizuyigeliangjushi。”
“孩子怎么办？”
“haizi？”qizizhengleyixia，huitoukanwoyiyan。
yixiangwenshundefangfoshixiaomianyangdewojintiandewentigewaiduo，tagujimeixiangdaowojingranhuiyinyinbiaoxianchubugaoxing。
“dapeng，nizheishizenmeshuohuani。”qizixianbugaoxingle，talenglengdeshuodao，“xiaoliangjiehun、jialishenghaizishidaxishi，nizenmehaibugaoxing。”
“wohengaoxing，danzanliangdehaiziyaochushengle，yihouzongdejihaiziyigezhudedifangba。”
“bushuolezanmenxiaoquyouzufangzideme。”qizideyuqiyuelaiyueyanli，“niyouwanmeiwan！youwanmeiwan！！zenmejintianzheimejinjinjijiao。”
斤斤计较？
zheigecirangwowuyanyidui。
xiaojiuzimeitianqujiubahuatianjiudi，yongdeshouji、pingbandoushipingguo，haiouermaishechipin，neidoushicongwogongzikashangzoude！
shenzhitabawojiadangchengtajia，wazineikurengdemandidoushi。
zheiwodoumeishuoshenme，yizhibatadangchengqinren。
可是！
tiandixiayouzheiyangdeqinrenme！
qizijianwobushuohua，yiweiwohaipale，lengxiaoyisheng，zhuanshenjixujixiaojiuzixiwazi、xineiku。
tasihuhenbugaoxing，kaishishuaishuaidada，wozhidaotazaidengwoqudaoqian，ranhouguizaidishangshuangshoubafangchanzhengfengshang，maidiaofangzihourangtadidijiehun。
danwomeishuohua，buxiangshicongqianyiyangtiangoubanquhongta，zhishilenglengdekanzhezheiyiqie。
yushi，womenjinrulengzhanzhuangtai。
wanshangshuijuedeshihou，woganjuexinlikongkongdangdangde，wowanquanbuqingchuweishenmeyaoyangzheimeyigehaochilanzuo、wusuoshishidexiaojiuzi，erqiebuyanghaibuxing。
yidanwoshuo“bu”，jiuxiangshifanletiandadecuowuyiyang。
qizidelengbaoliwojianshiguo，danzheicimeiyouchixutaizhangshijian，diertianwoxiabandeshihou，zhangmuniangzuozaiwojiashafashangkezheguazi。
“dapenghuilaile。”zhangmuniangzhaohuleyisheng，“lai，zuo。”
“ma，nizenmelaile。”woyibianhuanxie、huanyifuyibianwendao。
“nizheihuashuode，wojiubunenglaikankana。”
wozhidaoyaofashengshenmeshier，momodezuoxia。
“jintianzanmenkaigejiatinghuiyi。”zhangmuniangkaimenjianshan，haobuzheyan，“dapeng，nididideshierniyezhidao，zheishixishi，shizanmenlaozoujiaxianghuochuanchengdedashi！nibalinzouzhiqianyizhiniantaozhemeikanjiansunzi，zheihuitakeyimingmule。”
zhangmuniangshuozheshuozhe，yongshoubeicalecayanjing。
jijuhua，zhangmuniangyijingxijierqi。
wochenmozhe，laozoujiadexianghuochuanchenghewoyoumaoxianguanxi！
“yanrandeyisishiniliangdefangzizanshimaidiao，xianjiujiuji。nididineimianjielehun，yiqieburuzhenggui，dajiaqixinhelizaizhengqianjinimenmaiyitaofangzi。”
“ma。”woqingshengshuodao，“yanranhuaiyunle，wobuxiangtabahaizishengzaichuzuwuli。”
woqizidelianseyixiazilengxiaqu，xiaojiuzishoulipengzhepadzaiwan，haoxiangdudingwobiranhuidayingside，napawohenqiangyingdebiaodalezijideyisi，tayidiandoubujinzhang。
“nijiubuweinididixiangxiang？niheyanranhaodaidoujiehunle，nididihaimeijiehun，liangelaopodoutaobushang，duokelian。”
zhangmuniangshuozheshuozhekaishikuqilai。
tasihudonglezhenqingshigan，yuekuyueshangxin，shuodaozuihou，yijingkaishihaotaodakuqilai。
woqiziqideliantonghong，ehenhendedenglewoyiyan，huitouququanzhangmuniang。
zheixiazilundaowogangale，suiranwozhidaotamenlianqishouzaipuawo，kehaishiganga。
danshejidaowodedixian，meineimerongyituirang。
“ma，zanmenshiyijiaren，woshihuashishuo。yanranyijinghuaiyunle，haiziyankanzhejigeyuehoujiuchusheng。zanxianzaidefangzidaizhexuequ，yihoubuyongzheteng。”
dingzheqizi、zhangmuniang、xiaojiuzidaoziyibandeyanshen，woyingzhetoupijixushuodao。
“yaoshiyidanmaile，woliangdegongzixiangmaileisidefangzi，zhishaoyao30nian。jiusuanshixiaoliangliangkouzinengbangzhedian，danwojuedezaihaizishangxueqianweibinengmaideqi。”
ruguomuguangnengbianchengshizhi，woxianzaiyijingbeidongchuanleqianbaihui。
keshiweilewomeichushengdehaizi，wobixujianchizhu。
zheifangzi，shuoshenmedoubunengmai。
“zaishuo，daoshihouxiaoliangliangkouzihaiyaohaifangdai，weibinengyoujinglizhaogudaowozheimian。”
wozhijiedianpolezhangmunianghualimiandepozhan。
zhizhewoneigexiaojiuzibangwomaifangzi？haiburuzhiwangrenleifeichuyinhexi。
“dongpeng，goule！”qizibazhangmuniangbaozaihuaili，lenglengdekanzhewo。
talishenghoudao，“nijigetongkuaihua，zheifangzidaodimaibumai！”
“yanran，nibuweizanliangkaolv，yedeweihaimeichushengdehaizikaolvyixiaa。”wokukoupoxindequanshuodao。
mengranjian，yanqianyihei，woqizichaoqizhuozishangdehuapingzaguolai。
啪~
huapingsuilie，woetouyouxianxueliuchu，yilianbolizhazi。
“你！”
“nishenmeni！dongpeng，wogaosuni，fangziyaoshibumai，suoyouhouguonizijifuze。”woqiziduiwoxialezuihoutongdie。
我的内心一片寒冷。
zheishiwodefangzi，weishenmeyaomaidiaojiwoxiaojiuzijiehunyong？
她们当我是什么！
wowuzheetoushangdeshang，quyiyuanfenghe。wanshangwomeihuijia，jiuzaigongsiduifuleyiye。
我想冷静一下。
keshizhuanguotianxiawu，wojiedaoqizidedianhua。
“dongpeng，nishibushiweilehaizibuxiangmaifangzi？”
dianhuali，qizideyuqilengli，kequedaizhedianyiyangdexuruo，shangqibujiexiaqi，fangfoyiyemeishuihaoside。
“yanran，nixiaoxiaoqi，biedongletaiqi。fangzi......”
“haiziwogangdadiao，xianzaiwojiuzaiyiyuan。”
yidaozhaleicongtianerjiang，luozaiwodetoushang。
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