zhujiaojiaowangyongguqingchengdexiaoshuojiaozuo《womendedidijingranshizhanshen》,zheibenxiaoshuodezuozheshiyelaoliuzuixinxiedeyibendoushishenghuoleixingdexiaoshuo,neirongzhuyaojiangshu:nimenhao,qingwenwangyongzaizheima?”hong!zhale!zhenggehuiyishideqifen,chedizhaliele!...
“laoban,dabaoyifenniuza!”
laowangdapaidangqian,yigeyizhebaoludeyaoyan**duizhelitoudenanrenhandao。
wangyongmalidedabaohaoyifenniuza,erhousemimidekanzheyanqiandenvrendao:
“xiaoke,jintianniyoushigewaide**,shashihouheniwanggeyiqiyouchehea?”
huiguoyijingyoubannianle,wangyongyecongtianhuashengguoshouwobaiwanbingquande“tianwang”,bianchengleyigeputongdedapaidanglaoban。
yanjuanleshaluyuzhengduandeta,fangqilegaogaozaishangdewangzuo,yinxingmaimingdelaidaozheizuochengshi,zhixiangxianggeputongrenyiyangduguoyusheng,hejiefanglinjuchuichuiniu,ouerdiaoxidiaoxinvguke,rizisuiranqingku,danzhishaopingjing。
beichengweixiaokeyaoyannvjieguoniuza,erhouquebiyiyixiao:
“niba,zhangdeyoudianxiaoshuai,yehuihongnvhaizikaixin,kexijiushitaiqiongle!laoniangkeshiyaojiagaofushuaide,xiangnizheiyangqiong**si,wokanbushang!”
穷**丝?
wangyongmeitouyitiao,hehelengxiao:
“wohuigaosuni,woyoushenjiazaisannianqianjiuchaowanyilema?”
shenweitianwangdeta,zenmehuichaqianni?
bijingdangchudeta,keshiyidaomaijunhuoweishengde。
“niyouwanyijiachanhaiyoudezhekaidapaidang?nizhuangnimani?”
xiaokehenbuxiedeqieleyisheng,erhouniuzheqiaotunzoule。
“nihuihouhuide,xiangdangchumouguogongzhuyaohewoyuehuiwodoumeidayingni,niquecuoguoleyigeshijieshangzuiwanmeidenanren!”
wangyongyilianaojiaodehengdao。
xiaokezhuanguotoulai,xiangshikan**yiyangkanzheta:
“神经病!”
kanzhexiaokeliqudeshenying,wangyongshenshenditanlekouqi,zheishidaobianlea,lianlaowangwozheimelafengdenanrendoudiaobudaomazile,xianzaidexiaonvshengtainanpianle。
而就在此时!
yishengjinghu,turancongbuyuanchuxiangqi!
erhou,yiliangjiazhiqianwandelaosilaisi,bianshicongjiejiaohuanhuanshilai,shehuadelunkuo,youyadexiantiao,hunshenshangxiawubushizaisanfazhejinqiandeweidao,rangzheifujindejiefanglinjuyanjingdoukanzhile。
tamenzheiqiongxiangpirang,zenmehuiyouyilianglaosilaisijiadaoni?
erjiuzaisuoyourenjingedemuguangxia,laosilaisihuanhuanzaiwangyongdedapaidangqiantingxia。
erhou,yigemeiruotianxiandelengyanmeinvcongcheshangzoulexialai,shenchuanganliandezhiyezhuang,baixiruyudemeililianpangfangfoxiezhe“shengrenwujin”sigedazi,hunshensanfazhejurenyuqianlizhiwaidehanleng。
xianran,zheishiyigebingshanmeiren,erqiehaishiyigehenyouqiandefupo!
kandaotadeshunjian,xiaokeyouxieshiwang,benlaihaixiangruguochulaideshigedalaoban,neitahouzhelianpiyeyaoshangqugoudagouda。
napaduifangshigeqilaobashidelaotou!
kejiuzaitayixinglanshan,zhunbeilikaishi,neibingshanmeirendeyigejudong,querangtaxintoumengdigedengyixia!
自己这是看错了吗?
zheigefupoxiachehou,jingranjiuzhibenwangyongdedapaidangqule!
“nimendianliyoujigeren?”
guqingchenglaidaodapaidangqian,danmodeduiwangyongwendao。
wangyongzuilixiediaozheyigenyan,yibenzhengjingdedao:
“jiuzhiyouyigeershiwusuiyijiufengyunyoucundemeilinanren。”
guqingchengdunshieran,tahuanxiangguoshuangfangwushucizhongfengshidechangjing,weidumeiyoujiangduifangdehouyan**jisuanzainei。
tashizaishimeibanfajiangyanqianzheihouyan**detuifeinanren,hedangnianneigechenmoguayandechenwennanhailianxiangdaoyiqi。
tayouxiebutaiquedingdewendao:
“你是王庸?”
“e...woshi,ninawei?”
jianduifangjingranrenshiziji,wangyongdunshijiuyouxiebuanle,xinxiangzheigaibuhuishizijinianshaoqingkuangfanxiadecuo,jieguoshizhuzhaoshangmenlaileba?
tahenhaipayihuierzheimeinvhuigaosuta,tahezijizaiduonianqiangemougewanshang,yinweiyiciyiwaidecaqiangzouhuoerzhutaianjie,jintianteyilaishigaosuzijixidangdiele。
哎!
guqingchenghenshiwangdetanlekouqi,daizhesanfenbiyiqifentongqing。
erkandaozheili,wangyongdunshixinliyiwantoucaonimabentengerguo,ganjuezijiderengeshoudaolewuru。
laozitemedebunengjiaowangyong?
“ta...tashiyundougushiquanheheyoumingdejinrongnvwangguqingcheng!“
erjiuzaicishi,yourenrenchuleguqingcheng,dangjijinghuchusheng!
顾倾城?
wangyongmeitouyizhou,jiushineigeshiwusuiyongyiqiankuaijingushi,shinianhouyiyiqianyichugushidechuanqinvren,zheiyangderenzhaotaganma?
“laowang,nirenshita?”
jiefanglinjudouhenchijing,wangyongyigedapaidanglaoban,jingranrenshiqianyifuhao?
他们不是在做梦吧?
wangyonggangxiangfouren,keguqingchengqueqiangxiankaikoule:
“我是他姐!”
轰!
zheihuajiuxiangshiwuleihongding,zhijiejiangzaichangzhongrendamengle!
jinrongnvwangguqingcheng,jingranshiwangyongdejiejie?
neihaikaigejimaodapaidanga?
zheitemeshigongzigedaodicenglaitiyanshenghuoma?
此时!
zuichijingdeshixiaoke,gangcaiwangyongshuozijiyouwanyijiachandeshihou,tazhidangwangyongshizaichuiniubi,danxianzaikanlai...
zheigejiahuo,henyoukenengshimougedacaituandeshaodonga!
完了完了...
这下真要错过!
tadexinzhong,dunshifuxiannongnongdehuihen!
“跟我走吧!”
guqingchengshensedanmoduiwangyongminglingdao,tabuyunxuzijidedidiruciqiongkunliaodao,zaishehuidezuidicengzhengzha。
yihouwangyongderensheng,tazhaozhele!
wangyongzhouzhemeitou,tabuzhidaoduifangweishenmeyaosazheiyangdehuang,tacongxiaozaigueryuanzhangda,genbenmeiyoushenmejiejie。
guqingchengyesihuzaojiuliaodaoduifangbuhuiqingyigentazou,erhoudanranyixiao:
“ninandaobuxiangzhidaolaoyuanzhangshizenmesidema?”
轰!
yishunjian,wangyongdeshenshangdunshiyongxianruhaixiaobandekuangbaoshaqi,yishuangyanjingchedipamanjingbuxuesi!
laoyuanzhang,tarenshengzuizhongyaoderen!
quezaitashiwusuineitian,liantonggueryuanbeiyibahuoshaosile,erzailaoyuanzhangsihou,xinhuiyilengdewangyongjiuchuguodagongle,jieryinchayangcuodechenglegeguyongbing,zairanhoujiuchenglejushiwenmingde“tianwang。”
danlaoyuanzhangdesi,zhijinshigemi!
eryanqianzheigenvren,xianranzhidaoyidianneimu。
youyuleyixia,wangyonghaishigenshanglenvrendejiaobu,meiyujianjinshiliqi,tayaonongqingchujiujingshishei,shaleneigebeitashiwei“fuqin”delaoren!
zhishi,jiuzaitajijiangshangchedeshunjian,neixiaokequediediezhuangzhuangdepaoleguolai:
“wangge...wanggenibiezou!wodayingheniyuehuile!”
takudesixinliefei,ganjuezijicuoguoleyigejiaruhaomendedahaojihui!
ercishi,wangyongzhuanguotoukanletayiyan,zuijiaofanzheyimojiqiao:
“baoqian,cengjingdewo,niaidabuli!xianzaidewo,nigaopanbuqi!”
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