《wo，mahuanghouyizi，dailaozhuchuanyuegujin》zhongderenwushedinghenbaoman，meiyiweirenwudouyouzijichuxiandejiazhi，tuidongleqingjiedefazhan，tongshiyinchulelinfanzhuyuanzhangdegushi，kandianshizu，《wo，mahuanghouyizi，dailaozhuchuanyuegujin》gushigenggai：“shenme，ciwujingrucishenqi，ruoshiwodamingyenengyouzheiyangdebaowu，buzhideweitianxiabaixingtigongduoshaobianli。”……。
大明，洪武十五年。
金陵，皇宫。
zheilishizhenggedamingzuizunguidedifang，rujin，queshiyipianyinyun，tiankuaitale。
hongwudadizhuyuanzhangzuixiaidesunzi，taizidizhangzizhuxiongying，bingwei。
taiyiyuanshushouwuce，yigegezhanzhanjingjing，etoushanglenghanzhimao。
“nimenzheibangfeiwu，daodinengbunengzhihaozandasundebing。”
“zangaosunimen，zandasunyaoshiyoushenmeshanshi，zanbanimenyigegequanbubopixuancao，jizandasunpeizang！”
taiyiyuanyuanshilouyingyishengguidaozaidi。
“bixia，feishichendengbujinli，zhishihuangzhangsundedeshitianhua。”
“tianhuazheidengbingzheng，ziguyilaiduoyoujizai，yaoshiwuyi，yidanhuanshang，ruojiaoxingchengguo，biannengyishiwuyou，ruochengbuguo，kongpa……”
“zanbuguan，zanyaonimenzhi，zhibuhao，zanzhunimenjiuzu！”
“重八”
pangbian，mahuanghouyeshiyilianchourong。
yankanzhedasunziyijingjirishuimiweijin，taxinzhongyehenshizheji。
queyezhidao，zheixieshiqingbunengguaizuitaiyi，tianhuazheizhongbingfeitongxunchang，tamenshirenfeishen，qiangqiuyewuyong。
“都给咱滚下去！”
“dasun，zandehaodasuna，nikeyidingyaochengzhule。”
“huangzudayingni，zhiyaonihaole，zanjiudainiqujiaowaishoulie，zanshenmedoudayingni！”
“chenjinyiweidouzhihuishierhuqiujianbixia！”
“binghuangye，gongzhongyuhuayuantufaqingkuang，pingdichuxianyishanmen，chendengbumingsuoyi，telaibingbao！”
“e，juranyouzheidengshiqing，daizanqukan！”
lingwaiyibian，ershiyishiji，mougepianyuanxiaochengzhizhong，yijiabianlidiannei，linfanhenshikunao。
“wushiwan，wushiwandeshoushufeia，nirangwoshangnaerqunongzheimeduoya，keshidiedebingshizaishituobuqile，zaizheimexiaqu，zhenjiuwanle。”
linfanshigedanqinjiatingdehaizi，muqinzaonianjiangenbierenpaole，liuxiafuqinyigeren，jiangtalachezhangda，jiukaozhezheijiabianlidian，rangtashangledaxue。
keshifuqinqianduanshijianchachuleweiai，xuyaowushiwandeshoushufei，tamenjiagenbenjiunabuchulai。
愁啊。
turan，yanqianchuxianyidaoguangquan，yushixiayishideshenshouqianqu。
tahaoxiangmodaoleshenmedongxi，mengranyiche，haojiahuo，yigeshenchuanlongpaodezhongnianren，jiuzheimebeilalechulai。
“woqu，zheishenmeqingkuang，jianleguile！”
momingqimiaolaidaozheilidezhuyuanzhangyebeiheleyitiao。
“dadanzeizi，jingganxingciyuzan，haodadedanzi，erhu，bazheizeizijizannaxia！”
hanlebantian，yigerenyemeiyou，laozhuzheicaifaxianhaoxiangzhiyouzijiyigerenzaizhei。
sichudaliangfaxianzheilimingliangganjing，toudingjingrandaodiaozheliangruriguangdedongxi，zhouweiquanshitameijianguodexinqiwanyier。
menwaiquanshigaoloudasha，gaosongruyun，yishizhijianyouxiemudengkoudai。
“zheishihechu？mofeishixianjie？”
“wei，dashu，nimeishierba，nizenmezheiyishendaban？”
“nishiyanyuan，haishicoser？”
“xiaoge，nijiushixianrenma？”
“xianren？”linfanyouxiemeng，zheidoushaya。
“dashunimeishierba？shibushihejialiderenzoudiule！”
“zan，zanjiushidaminghongwuhuangdizhuyuanzhang！”
“a，bushidashu，nimeishierba！”
zheidashujingshenyoudianwentiba。
唉，也是够可怜的
naleliangkuaizhongwushengxiadehongshu，saidaolezheidashushouli。
“dashu，woyebushishenmeyouqianrenjia，buguojirannilaile，woyebuhuirangniezhe，lai，chidiandongxiba！”
“这是何物？”
“hongshu，nimeichiguo？”
“何为红薯？”
“a，buhuiba，nizheiyetaijiankuleba，hongshudouchibushang！”
“zanyunifeiqinfeigu，weihesongzanzheixie，haiyouzheilijiujingshihechu，zheihaishidamingma？”
“daming？damingdouyijingwangleliubaiduonianle，zheilishihuaxia。”
laozhuyiting，dunshidajingshise。
zongshitashenweihuangdi，tingdaozijixinxinkukudatianxiajianliqilaidedamingwangchaojuranwangle，yishizhijianyeyouxienanyijieshou。
“nishuoshenme，zandedamingwangle？”
“nifangpi，zandedamingriyuetonghui，haiyouneimeduowujiangwenchen，neimeduofanwangbangzanzhilitianxia，damingzenmehuiwang？”
“nizheigeluanchenzeizi，yaoyanhuozhong。”
“bushi，dashu，nihaodaiyoudianchangshiba？”
“shigerendouzhidao，damingwangchaowangyuchongzhenshiqinian，chongzhendiziguadongnanzhi。”
“suanle，bugennishuole，nihaishixianchiba。”
laozhubantianyebuganxiakou，manlianhuyidekanzhelinfan。
“要不，你先吃？”
“zadi，nihaipayoudua？”
linfanxiaodeshuodao，quebuxiangyiyuzhongde。tabaixiayikuaifangzaizuili，yilianmanzu。
laozhuzheicaiganyikouyaoxia，shunjianxiangtianruannuo，mianmidekougan，xiangtiandeweidaozaitazuilizhakai。
tayixiajiulengzaineierle，dengdaleyanjing，zuibiandehuzidouyizhanyizhande，sankouliangkoubahongshuchilexiaqu，chadianbeiyesi。
“dashunimanzhedianer，haiyouni，biezheji。”
“meixiangdaozheihongshujingranrucixiangtian，rucikekou，xiangzheidengliangshi，yinggaihenshinandeba。”
“a，zheihongshusuisuibianbianyizhongjiuyoule，erqieyimudinengyougewuqianjinzuoyou，womenpingrilichidouchibuwan。”
“fangwomenzheier，yijingsuanshibijiaocideliangshile，haiyoubushaorennalaiweizhuni。”
“sha，baotiantianwu，jianzhishibaotiantianwua。”
“zheidengshenliang，zaiwodamingbuzhidaonengjiuduoshaobaixingdexingming，nengrangduoshaobaixingchibaochuannuan，buzaimaieryunv，nimenjurannalaiweizhu？”
“nizheiyouduoshao，zandouyaole！”
laozhuyijingnenggouxiangxiangdaozijibazheixiedongxidaihuiqu，daminghuiyoushenmeyangdebianhuale。
renrennengchibaonengchuannuan，renkouzengzhang，jingjipengbo，neicaishizhenzhengdehongwushengshia。
yuexiangyuejidong，tashenshoupadeyisheng，zhijiebayaojiandeyikuaiyujuenalechulai，fangzaizhuoshang。
linfannaqiyikan，shunjianjiujuedezheikuaiyuhenbuxunchang，shangmianyigedadademingzi，kanyangzihaoxiangzhenshimingchaodexingzhi，erqiejueduishihuangjiazhiwu。
nanbuchengzijiyanqianzheiweizhenshilishishangheheyoumingdehongwudadizhuyuanzhang。
“dashu，nizhendeshihongwuhuangdi？”
“没错！”
wodigeguaiguailaotiane，zheishishenmelingyigushia，zijijiusuibiankaileyidaomen，balaozhujizhuaiguolaile？
“neixianzaishishenmeshihou？”
“洪武十五年！”
“hongwushiwunian？hongwushiwunian！dengdeng，neizheimeshuo，nidedasunzhuxiongyingkuaisile，nidemeizimahuanghouyekuaisile！”
laozhudangchangjiuzhale，suiranbaonu，dangengduodeshikongju。
yuanyiweidasunbingzhongjiuyijinghenbuxingle，meixiangdaolianmeiziye……
“nihushuobadao，zandemeizihaozheni，zanshitaiyang，meizishiyueliang，riyuexingtian，gengububian，zenmehui？”
shuodaozheilitashuobuxiaqule，liansejihubianchenglekenqiu。
“xiaoge，zanbaituoni，zanqiunile，jiujiuzandedasunhemeiziba，zanzheiyibeizimeiqiuguoren……”
“ai，haole，nixiangenwoshuoshuo，nidasunzidedeshenmebinga！”
“天花！”
“难怪……”
“dashunibiedanxin，tianhuazaiwomenzheier，tianhuazaiwomenzheieryijingsuanbudeshenmele，putongdeyaowujiunengzhi。”
“buguoshiyongfangfayoudianfuza，yaobuwogennizouyitang，banisunzizhihaobujiuxinglema？”
“haohaohao，neizanmenkuaizouba！”
baiguangyishan，linfanganjuezijilaidaoleyichuguseguxiangdehuayuanzhizhong，taitouyikanhaizhenshihuanggong。
guaiguai，zijizhendechuanyuele，wokao，zhendejiade？
tagangyichuxianpangbiandejinyiweilikebachuzhangdaoduizhunleta，shaqitengteng，tamenshihuangdideyingquan，baohuhuangdideanquanshidiyiyaowu。
gangcaihuangyexiaoshijiuyijingrangtamengouzhejidele，mingmingneishanmenjiuzainei，tamenquejinbuqu。
“fangsi，jizantuixia！”
“meizi，youbanfale，zanyoubanfale，hahaha，zhenshitiankelianjiana，zandasunyoujiule！”
zhengshuozheliangrenyijinglaidaolebingchuangqian，linfanyeshidiyicikandaozheiweiqiangudiyixianhou，guoranshiduanzhuangdaqi，muyitianxia。
suiranlianshanglveyoucangbaipijuan，queyijiushiyitaiwanqian。
“xiaoge，zheijiushizandasunle，qingnishimiaoshoujizandasunzhiyizhi！”
linfantinghouliaokaizhangzi，guoranjiandaoshangmiantangzheyigebajiusuidehaizi，zheihaizilianshangmanshidouzheng，miansechaohong，yimoetou，tangdeheren，shugaorebutui。
“zenmeyang？xiaogekeyoubanfa？”
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