《wanmeihunyin：lianaifeicaibaogaihaonanren》zheibenxiaoshuokeyishuoshiwozaidoushishenghuowenlijuqingzuihaodele！zhangyanglumingjieshigaishudezhujiao，xiaoshuoneirongjiexuan:eryejiuneishiqi，tahezhaiyingzhijiandeguanxizhouranjiangdi，zhongyuzaiyicijiliedezhengchaohou，liangrenzhengshikaishifenfangshuideshenghuo……“yangzi，nizenmele？……
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raner，jiuzaicike，zuowanxitongdexinxizaicizaitanaohaizhongzhongxian。
“ding，gongxisuzhu，chenggongjihuowanmeihunyinxitong……”
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“shishichoujianggongnengjiuzhidaole！”tanannanziyu。
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xitongdejixieshengyinsuijixiangqi：“haode！suzhu！”
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cike，tashenxinxitongjuefeixuhuan。
“zheihuoxushiwonixideqiji！”
raner，zuowandezuihouyitiaojinggaozaicizaitanaohaizhonghuixiang——
“di！di！jinggao！suzhuqiziyusuzhuzhijiandeqinmidudengjijiangweimosheng，yujicizhongzhuangtaiweichiyigeyue，suzhuyuqizizhijiandehunyinguanxijiangzoudaojintou，hunyinshibai，xitongyejiangxiaoshi！”
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jinguantamenshangweizoudaolihundebianyuan，danyaozhidaotamenliangrenyifenjubannianzhijiu，zuowandebuyukuaigengshirangguanxixueshangjiashuang。
tanulihuiyi，quezenmeyexiangbuqilaizuowandaodifashengleshenme，zuihouzhinengmomorengranyinyinzuotongdelianjia。
“嘶~”
居然还有点疼！
zuowan，tajiujingshuoleshenmehuhua，jingrangxinggeyixiangwenhedezhaiyingnushantayibazhang？
“buxing！wodebujiu！zuiqimayaorangqinmidudengjitishengyiji，zheishihunyincunxudeguanjian！”
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zhuzhou、jiandan、kaomianbao、zhunbeishuiguo……zhangyangyibianmangliu，yibianhuixiangzhetamencengjingyiqiduguodemeihaoshiguang。
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yiqiezhunbeijiuxushiyishiqidianzheng。
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zhangyangqingqiaowoshimen，“laopo，zaocanzhunbeihaole。”
门内没有反应。
menneibingwuhuiying，taqingqingtuikaimen，zhijianfangjianneihunanjingmi，chuanglianjinbi，jinyouweiruodechenguangtouguofengxisazaichuangshang。
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ciketabuzaijinjinxiangwanhuihunyin，gengxiwangnengweizhaiyingzuoxieshenmelaimibuguocuo。
tazhuanshenzhaochujialideyiyaoxianghewenduqiang，huidaofangjianweizhaiyingceliangtiwen——39.6du！
高烧了！
youlianxulianglesansici，doushi39.5duyishang！
zheishizhaiyingmianqiangzhengkaiyanjingkanzheta，“nizenmezaizheili？”tadeshengyinweiruoershaya。
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zhaiyingyanzhongshanguoyisijingyadeshenqing，tahenjiumeiyouganshoudaozhangyangduitaruciguanxinle。tadianlediantoudao：“hao！”
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dengzhaiyingzuohaohou，zhangyangzaiqielebangejidanjita，“nishengbingle，xiaohuanenglijianruo，jidanbuyiduochi，chibangejiuhao。”
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zhaiyingweiweicuoeyixia，yejiuyouzhetale。
zhangyangshoushihaohou，duizhehaizuozaicanzhuoqiandezhaiyingshuodao：“nixiangengongsiqinggejia，wodainiquyiyuan。”
“e，”zhaiyingzhengxiangdaying，danyouxiangdaozuijinjinianzijidelaogongyixinzhiguaniangongzuo，zhuanershuodao：“meishi，wozijiqujiuhao，nihaishixianqushangbanba！”
zhangyangtingdaozhaiyingdehua，xinzhongyizhenkuse。tamingbai，zhaiyingdehuasuiranbiaomianshangtingqilaishiguanxinta，danshijishangyeshiliangrenguanxishuyuandetixian。
xiufufuqiguanxihaizhenshilumanmana！
guanjianshitayebuzhidaozenmehuidatadewenti，yinweitacikeyijingchuzaishiyezhuangtaizhong。
danyouyixiangdaozijicikeyijingyouxitongzaishou，dunshimingbaixiufufuqiguanxicaishizuizhongyaoderenwu，yushishuodao：“shangbannayoulaopozhongyao！gongsineibianwoyijingqinghaojiale，zouba！wodainiquyiyuan！”
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zaishequweishengsuoliyishenghenkuaiweizhaiyingkaileyaofangbinganpailediaopingzhiliao。
jiangzhaiyinganpaihaohou，zhangyanghetadalegezhaohubiancongconglikaileweishengsuo。
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