《wo，manjigaokaosheng，tibidaihuojingqu》cishuzuoweifengqiheandeyibendoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，qingjiequzheqiefengfu，ticaixiangduixinying，diedangqifuzhideyikan。zhuyaojiangdeshi：linjiajiaxianglexiang，diankaileluxundeliaotianjiemian，gangzhunbeidazi，shouzhiturantinglexialai。tayouxiangdaolejintianchezhandeyimu。……
ercishideshashiyizhong，lianselvexiancangsangdejiaodaozhuren，zhengshensechayidedunangzhezheijuhua：
“luxun，shashiyizhong？”
jiaodaozhurentaitou，xianshikanleyanshenpangtongyangshensechayidenianjizhuren，kuaisukaikoushuodao：
“zheiyijieyoujigeluxun？”
“啊？”
nianjizhurenlengleyixia，ranhoudangjishuodao：
“jiuyige，yinweiqianliangtiandeshiqingwoteyikanleyiyan。”
jiaodaozhoulezhoumei，kanzheshenqiandexiaolingdaochiyideshuodao：
“ninquedingxiaoxiwuwu？”
xiaolingdaochenshengdiantoushuodao：
“xiaoxishizhijieyoushangmianfadaozanmenxuexiaode，haiyaowomentigongxueshengdeshumianqingkuang，kendingwuwu。”
“嘶！”
jiaodaozhurenxilekoulengqi，gennianjizhurenduishileyiyanzhihoushuodao：
“麻烦了啊！”
“怎么了？”
校领导皱眉问道。
“ruguomeicuodehua，zheigeluxunjiushizheiliangtianjiaobaijuandaozhizanmenxuexiaomingshengdajiangdeneigexuesheng！”
xiaolingdaoyileng，xiangleqilai：
“是他？”
“zanmenzheijiejiuzheiyigexueshengjiaoluxun！”
jiaodaozhurenzaiciheizhelianshuodao，erqieyixiangdaozijizheiliangtianhairangtagongkaidaoqian，liansegengheilexuduo：
“bushi，tazenmebushuoa！”
ercishi，luxunyekandaoleguanfanggongbudegaofenzuowen，zhaolebantianzhongyuzhaodaoleyueyangloujidemingzi。
luxunzixinyueyangloujinengnadaogaofen，danshimeiganxiangnengnamanfen。
suoyitaganggangshicongtoupaizhekaishizhao，lengshizhaodaolezuihou，caikandaolezijidemingzi！
kanzhejuanzishangdemanfen，luxunyanshenliangleqilai。
rujintazhengxuyaozuowenlainiuzhuanqiankun、lvqingheibai，zuowendefenshuziranshiyuegaoyuehao！
xinzhongdejushiyezhongyubankaile。
yichuidingyindeshouduanyoule，xiamian，yegailundaotadefanjile！
luxundangjidengluleyuanshendeshejiaozhanghao，shejiaozhanghaoshangchongchizhegezhongrumapinglun，shenzhijiuliancishicikedouyourenzaieyuxiangxiang。
luxunyandishanguoyimohanyi，zhijiejiangzuowenlianjiezhuanzaishangqu，suihoudachuleyixingzi：
“fuxiaoxingzhenengwuweijian，erbunenglinggouwufeiji！”
zheishiluxunqianshikandaodeyijuguwen，dangshijuedeyoudianyisijiujilexialai，rujinzhenghaoyongshang！
这句话的翻译就是：
zouyeluderen，jinguankeyikeshouzilv，buzuojianfanke，querengranmeiyoubanfarangxiangzilidegoubuduizijiluanjiao！
就像是这次事件！
bulunshizilaishuhaishineixiejianpanxia，luxundoujuedewubidetiehe！
直接点击发送！
suizheyulunshijiandeduocishengji，luxunrujindeshejiaozhanghaoyeyoujinshiwanfensi，dangran，zheixiedoushiheifen。
zheixierenduoshushixiangkankanluxunhuibuhuifanji，fangbiandiyishijianmahuiqu。
suoyiluxunfaledongtaizhihou，bushaorendiyishijianjiukandaole！
其中就包括自来熟！
tayizhidouzaiguanzhuluxundedongtai，shenzhiyongxiaohaoguanzhuleluxundeshejiaozhanghao。
suoyiluxunfabudongtaizhihou，tadiyishijianjiukandaole！
一句看不太懂的话。
zheishizilaishudediyifanying，zairanhoutajiukandaolezheijuhuazhongdegoufeilianggezi！
zuoweiyigechetouchedidexuezha，zilaishuzirankanbudongzheijuhuadezhengtiyisi，danshibufangaitakandonggoufeierzi！
自来熟眼底一寒！
taziranzhidaozheijuhuashichongzhetalaide！
yandinuyifangun，zilaishulenghengleyisheng，ningxiaodao：
“haohaohao，zijiganzhezhaosi，jiubieguaiwoxiashoutaihen！”
tabuzhidaoluxunshibaozheshenmexintailaitiaoxinta，yaozhidaotarujinkeshiyigezuoyongbaiwanfensidedawanghong！
zaiwangshang，keweihufenghuanyu！
zilaishuziconggaokaojieshuzhihou，meitiandouzaichuanmeigongsi，tayijingxihuanshanglezheifengongzuo，yexihuangongsiqiyurenduitazunjingdeyanshen。
suoyizilaishuzhijieqiaoleqiaogebiyunyingdeboli：
“来活了！”
jifenzhonghou，zilaishukaiqilezhibo，jixukaishibianzaogushi，shundaihaitileyizuiluxunfabuledongtai。
dunshi，wushudeliuliangyongxiangleluxundeshejiaozhanghao，zuixindongtaizhijiebeibao！
ercishi，zuizaokanwanlemanfenzuowendeneiqunren，quanwangzazahuhuguohou，yourenturanxiangleqilai：
“作者是谁？”
“ai，taijidongle，meizhuyia！”
“的确没留意。”
“haoqi，nagexuexiaodedalaojingranzheimeyaonie！”
wangyouzhongduo，ziranyourenliuyidaolezuozhedemingzi，buduoshiyourenshuodao：
“luxun，shashiyizhong。”
dunshi，xiangshengyijishashidewangyoujidongleqilai：
“haojiahuo，jingranshiwomenxiangshengde！”
“wohaiyiweishijingchenghuozhemodoudeni，meixiangdaojingranshixiangsheng！”
“shia，jingranhaishiwomenshashiyizhongdexuezhang，dalaojingranjiuzaiwoshenpang？”
youshashiyizhongdedinianjixueshengpinglundao。
ranerjiuzaixiangshengwangyouhuanhudeshihou，youwangyouchiyideshuodao：
“ai，zheigemingziyoudianershua？”
“bushiershu，henshu！”
“这是谁？”
youwangyouzhijiefaleyizhangbiaoqingbao。
zhengshiluxunbeiheideshihou，youwangyouzuodechaofengbiaoqingbao。
biaoqingbaoyichu，dunshisuoyourendouhuaran，fenfennanyizhixindeshuodao：
“是他？”
“不可能吧！”
“怎么可能是他！”
“kaiwanxiaohaobuhao，rendoushuozheishijiaobaijuandexuezha！”
“zheirenbudoubeichuisile？gaokaochaozuo！”
“这不是学渣吗？”
“什么情况？”
huaranzhizhong，suoyourendoushiyitouwushui，zhidaoyiweishashiyizhongdinianjidexueshengshuodao：
“shiyigeren，meicuo。”
yuanlaizheiweidinianjidexueshengzhengshigangganghandalaojiuzaiwoshenpangdewangyou，ganggangjidongwanzhihou，zheigexueshengzhijiebaxiaoxifazailenianjiqunli。
群里学生纷纷议论。
zuizhongfaxian，shangyijiejiaozuoluxundexuezhang，zhiyouyigeren。
jiushibeitamenkuangpendiujinxuexiaomingshengdeneiwei！
xianzaizhenggenianjiqundouhuaranle。
xianzaibushaorendouzaixiangzhezenmequdaoqianni！
erqiesuizheluxundeshenfenqueren，zhenggewangluoyefenfenhuaran，suoyourendoudengdaleyanjing，nanyizhixindejinghu：
“daodishishenmeqingkuanga！”
“wocao，zhenshiyigeren，bushishuoshichaozuodexuezhama？”
“haojiahuo，wohaigenzherenpenguota！”
“wanle，woyepenguota！”
youwangyouliansecanbaideshuodao。
“si，shuohaodexuezha，zenmeyaoshenyibianchengxuebale？”
“erqiehaishizheizhongnitiandecunzai！”
diannaopingmuhoudeyizhangzhangliancishidouyouxiezhanghong。
tongyangdeqingkuanghaifashengzailuxundebanjiqunli，suirandajiagujitongxueqingyishuodebuduo，danshiyehuoduohuoshaotiguojiju。
erqiezheijitiandehenduobanjihuodong，zhongrendouyouyidebikaileluxun。
danshimeixiangdao，jintiangaokaozuowenyigongbu，luxundemingzizaicichuxianzailezhongrendeyanzhong。
zhongrenliansedouyouxieganga。
benlaihairerenaonaodequnshunjianlengqinglexialai。
youqishidangbanzhurenwanglaoshijiangyijuhuafadaolequnlihou，zhenggequndouchenmolexialai。
“rangwomengongxiluxun，huodelegaokaoyuwenzuowenmanfenchengji！”
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zuozhe：qingdenggujuanduliunian
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妻子挪用八千万给白月光，我亮出千亿身家
zuozhe：xianzhuanyigexiaomubiaozaishuo
栏目：都市
妻子为私教怀三胞胎，我反手送他坐牢
作者：燕云十八嘤
栏目：都市
妻子转走五百万，我让她净身出户背债三千万
zuozhe：buzhuanyigeyibushoushou
栏目：都市
她死后，朋友圈更新了
作者：超爱苏打水
栏目：都市
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