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wo，manjixiaohaige，wazonghuobaoquanwangfanyayamurongweizheishiyibenjiqiyouxiudeyibuzuopin！gushiqingjieyihuankouyihuanyinrenrusheng！shilituijian！tuijianxiaoshuoneirongjiexuan：zhijian**li，zaifanyayatiaozhanwanyongzhizhipukepaidachuansanlimihoududegangbanhou，xiangguandehuamianjiumeile。jimiaozhonghou，xindetiaozhanbiaotichuxian。“e……

精彩章节

「fanyayakansishouruodeshoubeishang，yinyuekejianjirouxiantiao，sihuhenshimiji，danyinweihaitongtizhilvgao，butaimingxian」

「ershoubeidexiaobeibufen，shoubeiwangshangchabuduoshilimichu，neidayueyifenqianyingbizhangdeshangkou，xianxueliuchu」

「ranhou，jingrendeyimu，chuxianle！」

「zhijianneiyuemoyifenqianyingbizhangdeshangkouzhong，jingjiaozhichumijirusidejirouxiantiao，jingenzhe……shangkoukaishifeisuyuhe！」

「jingmaixueguanzhongxinlianjie，jirouxianweiningjiechengshu，biaopixibaodaliangshengcheng，pifuzhongxinzhangzaiyiqi，bantoumingdehanmaoshengzhangerchu……jinjinbudaobanmiaozhongdegongfu，shangkoujiuyiyuheruchu，liandingdianbahendoumeiliuxia！」

pingbandiannaozhong，danmufangfobaozhabanyongchu！

【**！逆天了！】

【banmiaozhongshangkoujiuyuhele？paizheige**derenmeishiba，bawomendangshazini！】

【tamiaode，kuiwohaiyiweizhei**shizhende，meixiangdaoshitexiao！】

【hahaha，taiyoulezile，wogangcaiyechadianyiwei**shizhendele，suoyikandaozheishangkoufeisuyuhedeshihou，wodanaodouchadiandangjile】

【wojiushuofanyayaxiaopengyoudesuoyou**doushijiadema，nimenfeiyaogenwojiang，haijiangma？haidengtahuilaizhengmingma？zhengmingdelegepi！】

【shia，zheishijieshangnalikenengyourennengbazhizhidepukepaidajinshuiniqiangli？huozhelianggexiaoshizuoyigefuwocheng？genghuanglunzhipaidachuansanlimihoudegangban，neigengshitianfangyetan！】

【shuo**shizhendeneixierenni？zenmebushuohuale？chulaiya，nimenbushihaidengzhefanyayahuilaizhengmingma？hahahahaha，bietaihuajile，zhengmingdelegepi！basuidefanyaya，woyizhishoujiunengbatazhifu！】

【zezeze，zheishangkouyuhedexiaoguo，zuodeyetaibizhenleba，guangshizheiyiduandoudehuashangbaiwanba？】

【yijialuanzhen】：【bu，buzhishangbaiwan】

【**！zhenjiaayixianshenshuofale，neideduoshaoqian？】

【yijialuanzhen】：【duoshaoqianyezuobuchulai】

【？？？】

【为什么？】

【haimuhuosi】：【shia，weishenme？】

【bokejin】：【zaixianqiujieda】

【yijialuanzhen】：【yinwei，zheigenbenbushitexiao**！texiao**genbenzuobudaozheimebizhen！】

【yijialuanzhen】：【yaome，zheishiyongyanshisheyingpaishedezhenshishangkouyuhejingtou，jianjipinjiedaole**li，kelilunshanglaishuo，shangkouyinggaixianliuxuejiejia，ranhoucainengwanchengwomenkandaodeneixiebuzhou，erbushijirouhebiaopijiuzhijiekaishilianjieshengzhang】

【yijialuanzhen】：【yaome，zheiyiqiedoushizhende！fanyayaxiaopengyou，zhendejuyoushangkoukuaisuyuhedenengli！】

【yijialuanzhen】：【danshi，zheiyoumingmingbukeneng，a，wohaoluan，dengwodaolexianchangzaishuo，haiyousanfenzhongchechengle！】

zaozaikandao**li，fanyayadeshangkoufeisuyuheshi，murongweijiuyuliaodaoguanzhongmenhuiyouzheigefanyingle。

bieshuoguanzhongmenle，jiushitazaibuzhiqingdeqingkuangxia，yehuirenweishi**texiao。

keshi，yanjianzhenjiajingzaiweifanyayashuohua，huozheshuo，zaikeguanxushudejichushang，yibufenguandianzhichilefanyaya，murongweibujinyouxieyaran。

liulaoshizeshimanfudehaoqi，zhidengfanyayahuilai。

tazhiqianhuaiyi，zijidexueshengshijiyintubianle，chengweileneizhongdaporentidejixiandeshaoniandalishi。

danxianzaikanlai，zheiyijingbushijiyintubianneimejiandanle！

fanyayadeshenshang，daodifashengleshenme？

yaobushigangcaifanyayajitafayuyindeshihou，yuqihenhuankuai，shenzhihaobuzaiyiderangtadaizhekerenzaigongchanglisuibianguang，liulaoshizhenyaodanxindebuxingle。

“liulaoshi，fanyayaxiaopengyou，shibushinincongyigeyuanxingdefeichuanlijiandaode？”

murongweiturankaikou，jingliangdeyanjingli，juranchongmanrenzhen。

刘老师满头黑线：

“wosuiransishiduosui，danwoyeshi80houhaoma，woyekanguochaorende！”

guangtoucikechedixianrulechensi，xianran，zheiweigaoxuelilikesheng，yudaoleyouguanyufanyayadezenmeyexiangbutongdedaliangwenti。

倒是小胖很兴奋：

“dui！chaoren！fanyayaxiaopengyoujiushichaoren！dengtahuilaile，wozhijiedangtashouxia，congcichengweichaorendexiaodi，hahaha！”

刘老师叹了口气：

“shia，yiqiedengfanyayahuilaizaishuoba，henkuaile，neiwomenjixukan**？”

慕容薇猛点小脑袋：

“ngng！wochaoxiangzhidao，fanyayaxiaopengyoujiujingyoumeiyoutiaozhanchenggong！”

guanzhongmengengbubishuo，napazhei**shizaojiatamendouhenxiangkanwan，genghekuang，xianzaihaiyoukenengshizhende？

「duiyushangkoudefeisuyuhe，fanyayahaobuzaiyi，sihuzaojiuxiguanle」

「zhijian，tazaiyicichouchuleyizhangpukepai」

「danzheiyici，fanyayajimeiyoudiaoyunqixi，yemeiyoulikechushou」

「ershi……chensiqilai」

「haobanxianghou，tafangfoshiyanyiban，mengranjiangpukepaishuaichu！」

「嗖！」

「zheiyici，pukepaimeiyoubandianxuanzhuan，suduyebushihenkuai，danquezaijijiangdadaogangbanzhiqian，silayishengzixingliechenglehaojikuai」

「fanyayayouzheiyangshuaichuyizhangpukepai，zheicidepukepai，queshixuanzhuandehenkuai，dangangfeichutadeshouzhang，jiumashangpengdebaokai！」

「erqie，bingfeibianchengsuipian，ershi……huazuolemantiandebaisefenchen！」

「fanyayayouchensiqilai，yuanyuandelianshang，daizhebushuyuernianjixiaoxueshengdeshenchen」

「huran，tayouheiyoudadeshuangyanliangqi！」

「“我知道了！”」

「zhijianfanyayazaiduchouchuyizhangpukepai，ranhou，kaishidiaoyunqixi，jixujingli」

「napazhiqiankanguoyici，danshiqiaojianmeidangsuizhefanyayahuxi，wuzilijiufangfokailedagonglvgufengjihechoufengjidechangjingshi，guanzhongmenhaishirenbuzhujingyiwanfen」

「mouyike，fanyayamengranzhengkaileyan！」

「yebujiantayoushenmedongzuo，huozheshuo，zheiyici，tadongzuokuaidaolejidian，chushoushoushou，kuaidaorenyangenbennanyikanqing」

「ertashouzhongdepukepai，daizhefangfonenggoucuihuiyiqiedeweishi，zhouranfeichu！」