rexuewenzhangbaohuoshangjiale！yibanyeqilaichixiaoyeweizhujiaodezuopin《womeimeishuowoshishengun》，shizuozhedanaoqiaojingxinchupinde，xiaoshuojingcaijuqingjiangshudeshi：“zibenlanmukaiboyilai，womenjianguotaiduofengjianmixin，yemingbaileqishilaoyibeimensuomixinzhishi，qishizhishiyigegeqiaoheyucaiyi。”……
wanshangjiudian，qiheijijingdejietouyiliangchuzuchehuanhuantingzaileyimingmiansecanbaiqingniandemianqian。
“xiaoge，yaoqunaer？”
“殡～仪馆。”
“binyiguan？zheimewanle，zheidifangyinggaidouguanmenleba？”
“shaofeihua，daodizoubuzou。”
“zou，zhishizheidifangyoudianyuan，laideshihoujibenshikongchehuilaile，suoyima……dejiaqian。”
“好～”
suizhechemenguanshang，chuzuchehuanhuanxiangchengwaikaiqu。
“xiaoxiongdi，nibuzhidaojintianshishenmerizi？zheidabanyedezenmexiangzhepaozheimepianpidedifangqu？”
sihusuoyouchuzuchesijidouyouzheimegetongbing，lushangzongshirenbuzhuaihechengkedazhegezhonghuati。
houzuoshang，yangdianfengweiweitailetaitou，shengyinyouxiesiyadehuida：“zhidao～guimendakaiderizi，pengyoutuolediandongxiguolai，bukuaidianququ，daolebaitian，kejiudemingnianle～。”
conghoushijingpielezheiliansecanbaideqingnianyiyan，sijishifubiaoqingyouxieyihuodao：“zheimewanleququkuaidi？neinikedezhuadianjin，bijingjintianshiqiyueban，daoleshierdianhenduowanbanshifuyebuzaikele。”
yangdianfengcishiqueshiyiyanbufaleqilai，quanranyifubuxiangdahuademoyang。
sijishifuyemeizizhaowuqu，hewangchangyiyang，qingcheshuludenachushoujidakaidianshijiemujiadayinliangshoutingqilepingshizuiaide《laidaokexue》jiemu。
“guanzhongpengyoumendajiahao，zheilishiggtv10《laidaokexue》jiemu。”
“xiangxingeweilaopengyoudouhenqingchubenjiemuxiangdazhongchuanbodezongzhi，meicuo，neibianshichuanbokexuezhishi，yongkexuelaijieshiyiqiexuanyijingsongmixinshijian。”
“zibenlanmukaiboyilai，womenjianguotaiduofengjianmixin，yemingbaileqishilaoyibeimensuomixinzhishi，qishizhishiyigegeqiaoheyucaiyi。”
“zheiyiqijiemu，womenbujianggushi，bushuokexue，zhiyongyimingnvhaidejingligaosudajia，fengjianmixin，jiujingyouduomedekepa。”
“erjintian，jiuyouzheimeyiweinvhaiyinweilaoyibeidefengjianmixincongershenshoutudu。”
“tashiyiweibupingfandenvhai，tongshiyeshiyiweiputongdenvhai。”
“tacengshiquanguogaokaozhuangyuan，kequebingweijinruneiliangsuogaokaoxuezisuomengxiangdediantang，danyeshijinrudaoleyisuo985gaoxiao。”
“pingjiezheyuanbodexueshi，tasuihaishigexuezi，queshicanyuleguojiayanjiuyuandexiangmu，bingqudelebusudechengguo，suiranhaiweibiye，danyijiuyoubushaozhimingqiyepaochuleyourendeganlanzhi。”
“erzheiyangyiweiqiantubuke**denvhai，queyouzheyigebuxingdejiating。”
“rangwomenyouqingbenqitebiejiabin，yangxian。”
chuzucheli，dangtingjianzheimingzishi，yangdianfenglengleleng，xuanjishiyouxiekuxiaodeyaoleyaotou。
huamianzhong，henkuaiyimingjiaoxiaoqingxiu，chuanzhebaisetxufensebaizhequnkanzhebuguoshiqibajiusuideshaonvzuozailezhuchirenduimian。
“yangxiannihao，nenggaosuguanzhongpengyoumenniweishenmeyaoshangwomen《laidaokexue》ma？tingwenniyouyigebuxingdejiating，zheiyoushizenmeyihuishini？”
naqimianqianhuatong，yangxianqingyaozuichun，kaikoudao：“neishiyinweiyigeshengun。”
wangluoshangdianshijiqian，zhongrentingzheshengunerzidunshilailexiexingqu。
yaoshuoshengundehua，neihenduorenxiaoshihoujibenyedoujiechuguode，youqishineixiesuanmingde，fengrenjiushuonihaizijianglaibidingshirenzhonglongfengyouhuozheshiwuxingquegesharanhouyaonizenmezenmede。
erzheiyangdeshengundajiajibenyedouzhitinggeleeryi。
danyaoshuosheidanglezhen，neijibenshihenshaohenshaole。
xiangbishixiangdaoleshenmenanguodeshi，yangxianruyueyaersideyanjiaosihuyouxieleiguangzailimiandazhuan。
pingfulexiexuxinqinghou，tazheicaijixusushuozhewangshi：“congwowusuiqi，wofumujiuburangwoshangzhuochifan，ershizaizhuozidi，meiciwoxiangheyijiarenzuozaiyiqi，douhuibeixunchi，napashidaolejintian，haishiruci。”
“yinweineigeshengun，zhizhijinri，chulezaixuexiaoshi，meidangwanshangbadianjiuhuibeijinzu，chulezijifangjiannalidoubunengqu。”
“yinweineigeshengun，woshengbingleconglaibunengquyiyuan，youyicigengshichadianyinweiyichangdabingjianbudaomingtiandetaiyang。”
“yinweineigeshengun，wobunengqianqushengwaidedaxue，bunengxuanzezijixiangyaodeshenghuoherensheng。”
……
chuzucheli，yiyouwushilaisuidesijishifutingdaozheigengshirenbuzhumaleqilai。
“malegebazide，zheixiaoguniangfumukendingyoushenmedabing，nayourenzheiyangduizijihaizide？yougezheiyangyouxiudeguniangbuhaohaogongqilaijiusuanle，haiyinweiyigeshengundehuaguozhebigouhaiburudeshenghuo。”
“yaoranglaozijiandaozheishengun，feidejianyicidayici。”
“zheishengunyaowoshuoyinggaidequyibeizilaofancaishi，nishuoduibaxiaoxiongdi？”
maleyitongsijishifuhaibuguoyin，sihuyexiangrangyangdianfengyemashangliangjucaixing。
“he～he，dui……dui。”ganxiaoliangsheng，yangdianfengsuijimeilesheng。
zhiboyijiuzaijixu，dangnvhaishuochuzheixiehuashi，wangluoshangjitiaoresouhenkuaiyejinrulezhongrendeyanlian。
【zhenjing，ershiyishijile，jinghaiyouburangnvrenshangzhuodelouxi？】
【jiujingshizhongnanqingnvhaishifengjianmixin？shibasuimaomeishaonvbeidanggouyiyanghuanyang，weishenmehuiyouzheiyangdefumu？】
yucitongshi，fangtanyijiuzaijixuzhe。
“yangxian，duiyunidezaoyu，womendajiayehennanguo，yinweizheiyangfumu，ni……”
zhuchirenhuacaishuodaoyiban，yangxianqueshiyaoleyaotoushuo：“bushide，wobingbuguaiwodebama，tamenhenaiwode，jialisuiranhenqiong，keshiwochide，wochuande，tamenbingmeiyoulinse，bierenhaiziyoude，woyedouyou。”
“woguaide，shineigeshengun，yinweita，wodefumufeichangmixin，yinweita，woconglaimeihejialirenzuozaiyigezhuoshangchiguofan，erzheigeshengun……”
“tashiwodegege，wodeqingege……yangdianfeng。”
nvhainapazairuhejianqiang，dancikeyanjiaodeleihua，haishiliutanglexialai。
zheiyike，dianshijiqian，shoujipingmuqianderenmendoushayanle，zheishiyigegegenengduimeimeizuodeshi？
zhuchirenchenmolejimiao，“yangxian，niyisishi，nizhiqiankouzhongdeshengun，jiushinideqingege？”
“是的。”
“ketaweishenmeyaozheiyangzuo？zheiyangzuodeliyouyoushishenme？yangxiannisihufeichangyanenidegege，zheijiujingshizenmeyihuishini？”
主持人又继续追问。
“shuoqilai，zheishiyijingyoushijinianle，danmeidangxiangqineitianwanshangdeshi，wozhijinhaishirenbuzhudehoupa。”yangxiannannandiyushuodao。
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