我妈是赐子娘娘开子-著

小说简介

kaizide《womashiciziniangniang》demiaoxiezhanshilexuduoyixiangbudaodeyuansu，suimeitebiexinxianneirong，danshiyijiubuhuijuedelaotao。zhujiaoshiliqiuwangchenzhuchencuifang，jiangshule：chendaniangzicongshangcibeicunzhangjiaoxunguoyiciyihou，kanwoyuefabushunyan，xianqidiwangdishangtulekoushui，bikongkuaiyaodengdaotianshang。……

精彩章节

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jigeyueqian，womaturandelejiyu，chenglecunliyoumingde「ciziniangniang」。

zhiyaobeiwomacifu，huiqubuguojitianjiuhuihuaishanghaizi。

wojiadediweiyeshuizhangchuangao。

我18岁那天。

congyigerenrenxianqidetuniuchenglejiajiahuhuzhengzheqiangzhexiangqudexinxifu。

wobenyiwei，womajiusuanzaitaoyanwo，yehuijiwoanpaiyigehaorenjia。

nazhi，tajuranyaobawojiajicunlideshazi。

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chendaniangtizhewujinzhurouheyizhidagongjidaowojialai。

yishiweileganxiewomajitadaerxidecifu。

ershiweiletitaxiaoerzichenzhuxiangwotiqin。

chenzhuyijianwo，xiaozheluchuliangpaidabaiya。

我也垂下头红了脸。

chendaniangjianci，kaixinhuaile，jiangshouzhongdedongxiwangwoshouzhongyisai，zhuanerduiwomashuo：「daniangniang，nikanzheilianggewa，huxiangkanduiyanlelie，gancuiwomenjiegeqinjia，duohaoa！」

wochuizhetoumeikandaowomalianshangdebiaoqing。

不过片刻。

zhitingjian，chendaniangdajiaoyisheng，neizhidagongjizaiyuanlisichuputeng。

womachenzhelian，yishounazheganjiyadezhutiao，henhenchaotamenshenshangdaqu。

「haixiangquwojiaqiuwang！gunchuqu，gunchuqu！」

chendanianglangbeidedaochuzhedang，taerxiyanjianqingkuangbudui，jiaoxiamoyoubanliuzoule。

chenzhuxiangdangzaitamamamianqian，fanerlianshangjieshijiexiawomayibian。

kandaoerzishoushang，chendaniangjile，pushangquhewomasicheqilai。

chendaniangchangnianxiadiganhuo，shoujingdadexiangnanrenyiyang，womagenbenbushiduishou。

woshangqianbangmang，fanerbeichendaniangyijiaochuaikai，zhuangzaimenjianshang。

chenzhuzhejilaifuwo，youbeiwomayiban，kezaimodaoshishang，diaoleliangkemenya。

场面一片狼藉。

haozai，chenjiadaerxiqinglailecunzhanghecunlidenanren。

cunzhangyijianwomazheige「ciziniangniang」beianzaidishangshanbazhang，xindouyaohechusangziyan，jimangzhaohurenshangqianlakaichendaniang。

womazheicailangbeidipaqi，woxiangshangqianfuta，queyoujiejieshishiailetayibazhang。

「pei！nigebuyaoliandejianpeizi！」

womahenhendenglewoyiyan，wangdishangtulekouxueshui，zhizhechendaniangdao：「chencuifang！wogaosuni！chufeiwosile，fouzenijiachenzhubiexiangkaojinwojiaqiuwangyibu！」

chendaniangxianshibeicunzhangshuluoleyifan，youkandaozijiaxiaoerzimenyadiaole，zuilizhengbutingwangwaimaoxue，yegubudecunzhangzaichang，zhizhewonuma。

「yigezazhong！nihaitamadangbaole！」

「lianhaizitadieshisheidoubuzhidao！」

「lijiannv，nidangnianbeineimeduorenshuiguo，caidezheime......」

cunzhangyibawuzhuchendaniangdezui，youxiehuangzhangdikanxiangwoma。

talianseyidiandianyinchenxiaqu，shenziyezaizhandou。

chendaniangjianci，lianshangshanguoyisideyi。

cunzhangjimanganpairenbatalaxiaqu，zheicaifangruanyuqihewomashuohua：「daniangniangnixiaoxiaoqi。」

womalenghengyishengdao：「wogaosunimen，wojiaqiuwangyijingxulerenjia，sheizaigandawojiaqiuwangdezhuyi，neijiubieguaiwohenxin！」

hualuoniushenjinwu，menhenhenguanshang。

2

womahaimeichengweiciziniangniangzhiqian，cunlirendouqiaobuqiwomenmunvliang，gengshi「jiannv」「jiannv」dijiaozhewoma。

zouzailushang，duodeshiduiwomadongshoudongjiaodenanren。

shenzhiyeli，toutoupajinwomafangjiandenanrenyigejieyige。

womazaizhentouxiafanglebachaidao，chadianjiangneinanrendeminggendoukanxia，tamencaixiaotinglejitian。

wojianjianzhangdayihou，tamendemuguangkaishifangzaiwoshenshang。

neiweicunzhangjiushidiyigebawolajinxiaoxianglideqinshou。

yaobushiwopinsifankang，lianshangailebazhang，shenshangzaolejidajiao，tulexue，zheishicaisuanguole。

womachengweiciziniangnianghou，renmencaijianjianduiwomenmunvliangshouhuichengjian。

cunliwaimianlaidenvrenbuyuanshengwa，yaomeguyichiyao，yaomexunsi。

womadezuoyongjiutixianchulaile。

tajitamenguanxia「shengshui」，tamenjiutinghuale，duziyeyitiantiandaqilai。

cunlihuaiyundenvrenduole，womendiweiyeshuizhangchuangao。

wobenyiwei，womaneitianshuodehuashiweilepianpiancunliren。

meixiangdao，guolejitian，tazhendelinglegenanrenhuilai。

talehehedijineinanrendaolebeishui，zaibawotuidaonanrenmianqian。

「daqiang，nikankan，xiangyaotazuonixifubu？」

daqiangliezhezuixiaoqilai，yibianxiaoyibianliukoushui，paizheshou，bengbengtiaotiaoshuo：「xifu，xifu，anyaoxifu！」

wokanzhetayifushangdeshuizi，xianqidehoutui。

wobuxiangjiajita，tashigeshazi。

daqiangxiaoshihounaozihenlingguang，youshizi。

tatoutoulikaicunziquwaimiandushu，jieguobeirenpianguangleqianhaibeirendahuailenaozi。

zuihouhaishicunzhangchuquzhaodaotadailehuilai。

tayecongyigezhengchangrenbianchenglerujinchichishashademoyang。

takoushuiliudexiongqiandoushi，wokandeexin。

「ma，wobuxiangjiajita！」woaiqiudixiangqulawomadeshou。

womaxianwoyibu，yibazhangshanguolai：「nidongshenme！zheishiniangniangdezhiyi！nijiaguoqu，tianshangdeniangniangcaihuibaoyouni！」

wozhinengwuzhelianliulei，buganzaiduoshuo。

zicongchengwei「ciziniangniang」hou，womapiqiyuelaiyueguaiyi，duiwogengshifeidajima，wogenbenbuganyourenhefankang。

fandaoshishazidaqiang，tiaoqilaidangzaiwomianqian，gaodadeshenzihuzhewo。

「bie，biedaanxifu！」。

womazhuaneryouxiaole，paipaidaqiangdejian，fangfodaqiangcaishitaqinshengdehaizi，yanzhongyinyindailejifenxinwei。

「haohaohao，daqianghao，daqianghuitengxifu。」

daqiangbuhaoyisidinaonaotou，zhihuihehexiao。

bawojiajishazizheijianshihenkuaichuanbiancunzi。

youbushaokanxiaohuaderen，suiranbuganzaiwomamianqiantaifangsi，kezaiwomianqian，tamenquewusuoguji，wuzhuodeyanshendaliangzhewodequanshen。

「yo，qiuwangtingshuoniyaojiajishaziya！」

「neishazidongshenme？burugenleshu，shudainizuodiankuaihuodeshia！」

「qiuwang，kuailai，laigezhei，gejiaonizenmesihounanren。」

tamendeyiyanyiyujihubawobagejingguang，gengyourenxiangxialaizhuaizhewo，beiwoyongshitouzaguoqu，tamenzheicaimamalieliedehoutui，kekanwodeyanshenyijiuexin。

chendaniangzicongshangcibeicunzhangjiaoxunguoyiciyihou，kanwoyuefabushunyan，xianqidiwangdishangtulekoushui，bikongkuaiyaodengdaotianshang。

「zeze，yigezazhong，peiyigeshazi！」

qiyurenfenfenfuhejiaohuan，zheiyiketamensihuyijingwangjilewomashitamengongjingdeciziniangniang。

cunziliderenchulecunzhangyiwai，sheidoubunenglikaicunzi，fouzehuibeicunminnadaokansi。

wobiehuiyanlei，chuizhetouyouwangjiazou，queyitouzhuangzaiyirenhuaili。

chenzhuzhouzhemei，shuangshouzhuazhewodejian：「qiuwang，nizhendeyaojiajineishazi？」

kandaochenzhu，woyankuangshunjiansuansele。

tashicunliweiyiyigezhengchangkandaiwo，buqiangpowodenanren。

wobuxiangjiajishazi，wozhenzhengxiangjiadeshichenzhua。

jianwobushuohua，chenzhuzhejidao：「nandao，wohaibibushangyigeshazi？」

wokanzhechenzhudanyoudelian，yanleibadabadawangxiadiao：「zhuge，wobuxiangjia。」

chenzhuxiangshisonglekouqi，paipaiwodejian，kanlekansizhouquerenmeirenyihou，caitiezhewoerduodao：「qiuwang，mingeryeli，nilaicunkouneishuxiadengwo，wojinixiangbanfa。」

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delechenzhudebaozheng，wodexinzheicaishaoweiandingxialai，huoxutazhendeyoubanfaburangwojiajishazi。

wohuidaojiadeshihou，daqiangdaizuozaiwojiamenkou，koushuishunzhezuijiaodizaiyifushang，yijianwo，takaixindizhanqilai，xianglawodeshou。

「媳妇，媳妇。」

beiwoxianqididuokaitayebunao，naonaotouguaiguaiyegenzaiwoshenhou。

womachumenle，buzaijia。

cishi，turanyourenmengpaiwodedamen：「daniangniang，daniangniang！」

zheishengyintingzheershu，woyikaimenjiukandaochendaniangjinghuangshicuo，yifujianleguideyangzi。

yijianwo，tayonglizhuaizhewodeshou，zhijiashenshenqianruwodexuerou，tengdewociyaliezui，kepianpianzhengtuobukai。

「daniangniangni，jiuminga，jiujiuwodeera！」

jintianjianta，tahaishiyifuxianqibiyidebiaoqing，buguojigexiaoshi，tajiuguizheqiuwomajiuming。

daqiangzhouzhemeijiangtalakai，tayouzhengzhazhexiangkaojin。

「妈！」

womajiuzaibuyuanchu，lengyankanzhezheiyiqie。

chendaniangzheicaifangguo，guizheqiuzhequzhaowoma：「daniangniang，shiwodecuo，wojiniketoule，jiujiuwoerba！」

tayixiayouyixiadikezaidimian，xianxueshunzheliandizaidimian。

womamiansebubian，lenglengdao：「nizhijidejiunideer，youhenxiaxinquhainideguinv。」

chendaniangketoudedongzuodailengleyimiao，meidengtahuiguoshenlaiwomajiuyijingjinlewu，naledongxiqulechenjia。

chendaniangyouliangliangqiangqianggenshang。

chenjiadaerzhongxiedeshihenkuaizaicunlichuankai，chenjiadamenbuyuanbujinjileyiduikanrenaodecunmin。

womalengyankanzhechenjiadaerzaidimianshangsizhichouchu，shuangyanfabai，shoushangbutingdizhuanaozhexiashenzhidaoxianxuelinli。

tayihuikouzhongniantao：「ma，biediuxiawo！」

yihuiyouniantao：「laishibuzuonvershen！」

chenjiadaerximuguangdaizhi，cishitadeduziyijinggudehendale。

wojideta，shicongwaimianlaidenvren，cunliyouhenduoxiangtayiyangdenvren，buyuanyishenghaizi，heyaohuaileshenzi，zheicaiyoulehoumianwomacifudeshi。

tamingmingcaihuaiyunbudao1geyue，duzijiuyijingkaishiguqilaile。

chendaniangdiediezhuangzhuanggandaoxianchang，tingzhedaerdeziyanziyu，tuiruanguidi，kouzhongnannan：「zhaodi，shizhaodilaile！」

henkuai，tayouxiangshifengleyiban，zhizhekongqidama：「nigejiantizi！siledoubuanfen！haiyaohuilaihainididi！wojintianjiuquwalenidefen！banidegutoudiujinheli，quzuoneiguhunyegui！meiliangxindejiantizi！」

womamianwubiaoqingdishangqian，yibabakaichenjiadaerdezuiguanle「shengshui」xiaqu。

chenjiadaerzheicaijianjiananjingxialai，jiulianchenjiaerxiyejianjianhuifuleshenzhi。

menkoudecunmincaigankaojinxie，hualihuawaidoushiduiwomadekuazan。

mingming，qianjigexiaoshi，tamenhaizaimawozazhong。

womajingguochendaniangshenbian，youyoushuoleyiju：「watadefen？tayoufenma？」

chendaniangjingkongdetaitou，youxinxudedixiatou。

cunlisiledenver，doubeidiuzaicunzihoumianneikoujingli。

cunlisihuyouzhongmoli，nverdouhuobuxialai，wochuwai，womashuo，neishiyinweitianshangyouniangniangbaoyouwo。

neikoujingyijingfaheifachou，shangmianweimanlecangyingquchong，kesuoyourendouzhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyan。

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congchenjiahuilaiyihou，woxinqinghenfuza，womaqingeryijujiubaipinglechenjiadaerzhongxiedeshi，ruguowozhendefankanglewoma，bujiajishazi，tahuibuhuishalewo？

xiangdaozheiwohoubeiyizhenfaliang。

woyouyubujueshi，womaduanzhefancaicongchufangchulai，yibianzhaohudaqiangzuoxia，yibiannaqirili：「shiwuhaoshigehaorizi，daoshihoujiubanimendehunshijibanle。」

daqianglehehedixiaozhe，yongzhanmankoushuidekuaizijiwojialekuairou：「quxifu，quxifu！」

woxianqidibawannuokai，womabunaifandijiangkuaizishuaiwolianshang：「liqiuwang！nibietamajilianbuyaolian！xiangdedaoniangniangdebaoyou，nijiubixujiajidaqiang！」

wowuzhelianshangdehonghen，xinyihen，chongwomadahou：「wobujia！wocaibuxihanshenmeniangniangdebaoyou！」

zhuanshenpaochuqu，yinyuehaitingjianwomazaishenhounuma：「haoa，nizoulejiubiezaihuilai！」

paochujiamenhou，woxiangdaolechenzhu，tahaizaicunkoudashuxiadengwo。

wogandaoshitayijingdenghouduoshile。

kandaowo，lianshangmanshixiaoyi，shangqianlaqiwodeshou：「qiuwang，niyebuxiangjiajishazi，duiba？」

我点点头。

chenzhulianshangturanyangqiyimoxiao，shoukaishibuanfendizaiwoshenshangyouzou。

zheiyiketadelianhecunlineixierendelianjianjianzhonghe。

woyouxiehaipadiwanghoutui，quebeitalaolaojinguzhu：「qiuwang，qiuwang，nigenlewoba，genlewo，nimajiuhuitongyiwomenle！」

chenzhuyanlishanzhepianzhideguang，wohaipadixiangzhengzha，lianshangquejiejieshishiailetayibazhang。

wobeidamengle，bukezhixindikanzheyazaiwoshenshangdenanren。

chenzhuyouyishundelengshen，lianshangyouhenkuaihuifuleneiguxionghen，shoushangbutingdibalawodeyifu。

「qiuwang，nitinghuadian！」

woyanleihualalaluoxia，xianghuanxingtadeliangzhi。

「zhuge，nibiezheiyang，wohaipa。」

chenzhulenghengyisheng，yibazhuazhewodetoufa。

「nizhibuzhidao，yinweinima，wojiazaoleduoshaozui！」

「neimeduorencifu，zenmejiuwojiachuleshi？！」

「nimahaibukenbanijiajiwo！haibushikanbushangwojia？！nijiushigezazhong！nimajiushigeqianrenqiwanrenshuide**，youshenmehaoqinggaode！」

chenzhuyigunaojiangxinzhongdebiequ，nuyiquanbuhouchulai。

wocaizhidao，yuanlai，tahecunlineixierenyiyang，yiyangkanbuqiwohewoma。

wotuishangyipianliangyi，wodekuziyijingbeitabaxia，tadexianzhushoukuaiyaotuodiaowozuihouyicengpingzhangshi，wodelianyijingbeitashandaomamu，juewangdibiyan。

turantingdaomenhengyisheng，yazaiwoshenshangdezhongliangyiqing。

我才敢睁开眼。

kandaolairen，wobukezhixindiroulerouyan。