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《womashajiagou，goumeisiquetuchutuantoufa》shiyibukuayueshikongyumingyunjiaozhideduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo，jiangshulelaohuanglinyaozulinzhaodizaixuetaoyaoyaodebixiajinglidezhuanglimaoxian。laohuanglinyaozulinzhaodishenfuzhongren，bixuchuanyuebutongdeshidai，xunzhaoshenmidebaowubingzuzhixieeshilidefuhuo。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanlelishi、mituanheganrendegushi，**zhebinglengdeqiangbihuazuodaodishang，houbeidejutongrangwobuzhudichouzhelengqi。laohuangwuyanzhe，yongwenredeshetoutianshiwobinglengdeshoubei。wobatabaozaihuaili，ganshou……jiangyinlingduzhezoujinyigelingrentaozuideshijie。

精彩章节

womaxiangoulaole，yaodaidaohoushanhuomai。woguixiaqiuta，tayijiaochuaikaiwo，mawoshigengouyiyangdejianzhong。

“nizailan，wolianniyikuaimaile。”neitianxiawu，taqianzhegou，nazhetieqiao，zaiyemeihuilai。zhidaobanye，

menbeinaoxiang，zhiyoulaogouzijihuilaile，hunshenshitu。tachongwodihou，congzuilituchuyituantoufa。

01shilengdekongqiguanjinmenfeng，daizheyigushanlinitudexingqi。wochizhejiaozhanzaibingliangdeshuinidishang，

quanshendexueyesihudouninggule。laohuang，womenjiayangleshijiniandelaogou，zhengpazaimenkou，

hunzhuodeyanjingsisidingzhewo。tademaofashangzhanmanlehuanghesedeshitu，jichumaopibeiguapo，shenzhexuesi。

tahoulongshenchufachuposuidewuyan，xiangyigechengshoulejudatongkuquewufayanshuodelaoren。ranhou，

zaiwodezhushixia，tazhangkaizui，feilidituchuyituandongxi。yituanbeituoyejintou、jiujiezaiyiqidetoufa。

neitoufadeyanse，shiwomashangzhoucaiquzhenshangrandezonghuangse，fagenchuhaidaizhexinzhangchulaidehuibai。wodunxiashen，

zhijiandoudebuchengyangzi，quebuganqupengneituandongxi。kongjuxiangyizhangmibutoufengdewang，shunjianjiangwolongzhao。

xiawudehuamianzaiwonaozhongfengkuanghuifang。womazhangguifen，yongneigenshuanzhudecumashengtaozailaohuangbozishang，

lingyizhishouchaoqiqiangjiaodetieqiao。“ma，bie，laohuanggenlewomenjiashijinianle！”wochongguoqu，

sisibaozhutadetui。takandoumeikanwo，yijiaobawochuaikai，wodeetouzhongzhongkezaimenkuangshang，yanqianyizhenfahei。

“yigechusheng，yigejianzhong，couyiduizhenghao！”tacuileyikou，“linzhaodi，nizaiganlanyixia，

wojintianlianniyikuaimaile！”tadeyanshen，shiwocongxiaodaodazuishuxide，

neizhongcuiledude、haowuwendudeyane。tatuozhepinmingzhengzhadelaohuang，kangzhetieqiao，zoujinlehoushandemuseli。

zaiyemeiyouhuilai。xianzai，zhiyoulaohuanghuilaile。daizhewomadetoufa。laohuangjianwomeiyoufanying，

jiaozaodiyongzhuazibalawodekutui，houlonglidedihoudaishanglecuicudeyiwei。taxiangdaiwoquyigedifang。

womengdihuiguoshen，naozilizhiyouyigeniantou：baojing！wochongxiangketing，naqineibulaojiudezuoji，

shouzhizhandouzhequanneisangeshuzi。“peng！”damenbeicubaodizhuangkai，

yigunongliedejiuqihunzheliezhixiangyandeweidaoyonglejinlai。wodidilinyaozu，louzhelianggeliuliliuqideqingnian，

zuixunxundichuanglejinlai。“linzhao-di！sinaqule？jilaozidaoshui！”tademuguangsaoguowo，

youluozaiwoshoulidedianhuahedishangdelaohuangshenshang，zuihou，dinggezaineiyituantoufashang。

talianshangdezuiyishunjiantunqu，querdaizhideshiyizhongniuqudezhengning。“ni！”tayigejianbuchongguolai，

yibaduoguowoshoulidedianhua，henhenzazaidishang，suliaowaiqiaosifenwulie。“linzhaodi！nibawomazenmele？！

”tajiuzhuwodeyiling，liqidadewojihuyaozhixi。tabiwoxiaoliangsui，quebiwogaochuyigetou，

changniandajiadououlianchuleyishenmanli。“wo……wobuzhidao……”wojiannandijieshi，

“shilaohuang……tazijihuilaide……”“fangniniangdepi！”tagenbenbuting，

yigexiangliangdeerguanghenhenshanzaiwolianshang。**ladeteng，erduoliwengwengzuoxiang。“nizheigesaobaxing！

kesiwobahaibugou，xianzaiyouxianglaikewoma？！”tashenhoudelianggehunhunyegenzheqihong。“yaozu，

zheibumingbaizhema？kendingshitagande，buranzheigouzuilizenmehuituchutoufa？”“jiushi，

nikantaneizhangsirenlian，yikanjiuhuiqi！”zheixiehuaxiangyibabadundao，zaiwoxinlilaihuidige。

linyaozutinglegengshinuhuozhongshao，taxinghongzheyanjingsixiaxunzhao，zuihouchaoqimenhoudeyigenshoubeicudemugun。

“laozijintianxiandasinizheitiaolaogou，zaibanisongdaojingchajuqu！”tagaogaojuqimugun，

duizhequansuozaidishangdelaohuanghenhenzaxia。“buyao！”wobuzhidaonalilaideliqi，fengleyiyangpuguoqu，

jianglaohuangzhenggehuzaishenxia。mugunjiejieshishidiluozailewodehoubeishang。jutongrangwoyanqianyihei，

jihuyaoyunjueguoqu。gutoufangfoliekaile。danwomeiyousongshou，wosisibaozhelaohuangwenredeshenti，

tashizheigejialiweiyijiguowowennuandedongxi。wotaiqitou，renzhejutong，

yongjinquanshenliqisisidingzhelinyaozudeyanjing。“nigandongtayixia，”wodeshengyinshaya，

quedaizhecongweiyouguodebingleng，“wojiugaosusuoyouren，nizuowantoulemazangzaijuzilidesanqiankuaiqian，

naquduboshuguangle！”linyaozugaogaojuqidemugun，shunjianjiangzailebankongzhong。

tayanshenlishanguoyisiwufayanshidehuangluanhejinge，sihumeixiangdaoyixiangrentadamadewo，huishuochuzheiyangdehua。

kongqizaizheiyikeninggule。wobeishangdejutonghexindidejuewangjiaozhizaiyiqi，quecuishengchuyisiguiyidelengjing。

woyingle，zanshi。02linyaozuzuizhonghaishimeiganzaidongshou。taxinxudifangxiamugun，

zuilibuganbujingdimalejiju，jiubawoliantonglaohuangyiqisuojinlewodefangjian。“nijilaozilaoshidaizhe！

tianlianglewojiubaojing，rangjingchalaishoushinizheigesharenfan！”menbeicongwaimian“peng”diyishengsuoshang。

**zhebinglengdeqiangbihuazuodaodishang，houbeidejutongrangwobuzhudichouzhelengqi。laohuangwuyanzhe，

yongwenredeshetoutianshiwobinglengdeshoubei。wobatabaozaihuaili，ganshouzhetaweiruodexintiao，

hunluandedanaokaishiyidiandianlengjingxialai。baojing？linyaozuhuizenmeshuo？tahuishuowoyinweiyuanhenwoma，

helaohuanghehuoshaleta。zhengjuni？gouzuilituchudetoufa，wolianshangdebazhangyin，wobeihoudegunshang，

douhuibeitashuochengshiwomafankangshiliuxiade。erwo，linzhaodi，

yigecongxiaojiubushoudaijian、beilinlishuochengshi“taozhaigui”denver，youchongzude“sharendongji”。

sheihuixiangxinwo？bubaojing？womaxianzaishengsiweibu，ruguotazhishishouleshang，zaishanlidengzhejiuyuanni？

wobunengdeng。wobaozhelaohuang，xianruleliangnandejuejing。jiuzaizheishi，laohuangyoukaishizaodongqilai。

tazhengtuowodehuaibao，yongtouyixiayixiadigongzhebeisuosidefangmen，zhuazizaimumenshangpinmingdinao，

fachucierde“cila”sheng。tadeyanshen，neimejiqie，neimejianding。woshunjianmingbaile。

laohuangyaodaiwohui“anfaxianchang”。tashiweiyide“zhengren”。wopadaochuangbian，zheishiyiloudelaoshichuanghu，

waimianmeiyouzhuangfangdaowang。wofeilidituikaishengxiudechuangshuan，waimiandelengfengguanlejinlai，rangwodalegehanzhan。

yesenongdexiangmo，yuanchudeshanluanzhiyouyigeheiqiqidelunkuo，xiangyizhizhefudejushou。womeiyouyouyu，

fanshencongchuanghupalechuqu，shuangjiaoluodishi，jiaohuaichuanlaiyizhencitong。laohuangjingenzhewo，congchuanghuliyiyueerchu，

tadeyitiaohoutuishouleshang，yiqueyiguaide，dantameiyoupianketingliu，likechaozhehoushandefangxiangpaoqu。

yirenyigou，jiuzheiyangxiaoshizaichenchendeyeseli。houshandeluwocongxiaozoudaoda，

quecongmeiyounayicixiangjinwanzheiyang，rangwogandaomaogusongran。fengchuiguoshulin，fachu“wuwu”deshengxiang，

xiangnvrendekuqi。jiaoxiashikuzhibaiye，caishangqu“kaca”zuoxiang，meiyibudouxiangcaizaiwodexintiaoshang。

laohuangzaiqianmiandailu，tasuirantuijiaobubian，danfangxiangyichangjianding，meiyousihaochiyi。

tabawodaidaolebanshanyaodeyipiankaikuodi。zheili，youyigexinwadetukeng。kengbuda，mianqiangnengrongnayigeren。

pangbianrengzheyibatieqiao，zhengshiwomaxiawudaizoudeneiyiba。wochongguoqu，yongshouzhandoudibalazhekenglidenitu。

tushishide，songruande，danmeiyouxue。yidianxuejidoumeiyou。woma……meiyoubeimaizaizheili。

laohuangduizhekongkongdetukengkuangfeilejisheng，shengyinlichongmanlefennuhebuan。ranhou，tazhuanguoshen，

duizhelingyigefangxiang，neipiangengshen、gengmideshanlin，fachulejingtidedihou。woshunzhetademuguangkanguoqu，

neiliheideshenbujiandi。yigeniantoudianguanghuoshibanshanguowodenaohai：womazaizheiliyudaolebiedeshi！

takenenggenbenjiubushibeigousuoshang！woqiangpozijizhendingxialai，dakaishoujideshoudiantong，jiezheweiruodeguang，

zixijianchatukengzhouwei。zaikengbianyicongbeicaidaodeyecaoxia，wofaxianleyidianjinshudefanguang。wobokaicaoye，

neishiyimeixiukou。yimeizaoxingqitedejinshuxiukou，bushiwobaneizhonglaotudekuanshi，

yebushizhenshangnengmaidaodehuose。tazuogonghenjingzhi，shangmianhaikezheyigelongfeifengwudezi。——“jun”。

wobatajinjinzuanzaishouxin，jinshudebinglengcitonglewodezhangxin。zheibushiwomadedongxi。neime，shisheide？

03tianmengmengliangdeshihou，wodaizheneimeixiukou，yishennitudihuilejia。

jialideqifenbiwolikaishigengjiayayi。woshushulinjianjunlaile。tazhengzuozaitangwudebaxianzhuopang，

yiliantongxinjishoudi“jiaoxun”zhelinyaozu。“hunzhangdongxi！nijiejieshiniqinjiejie，nizenmenengneimeshuota？

”“nimahaimeihuilai，buxiangzhequzhao，jiuzhidaozaizheilisaye！”linyaozudizhetou，yilianbufen，

zuilidunangzhe：“tabenlaijiushigesaobaxing……”shushukandaowo，likezhanleqilai，lianshangduimanleguanqie。

“zhaodi！nipaonaqule？yiwanshangbuhuilai，hesishushule！youmeiyoushoushang？

”tadeyanshenzaiwoshenshanglaihuisaoshi，neifenguanqiexiandeneimezhencheng，neimewennuan。ruguobushizuowandejingli，

wohuoxuzhendehuixiangxinta。tashibabadeqindidi，congxiaodaoda，tashizheigejialiweiyihuiouerjiwoyiketang，

kuawoyiju“zhaodizhenguai”deren。zaiwobasihou，tagengshibanyanzheyige“haozhangbei”dejiaose，

shichangjiejiwomen，diaojiewohewomademaodun。“shu。”woyazhesangzikaikou，congkoudailinachuneimeixiukou，

tanzaishouxin，“wozaihoushanjiandaode，nirenshima？”linjianjundemuguangluozaixiukoushang，

tadetongkongyouneimeyishunjiandeshousuo。kuaidejihuwufabuzhuo。dantahenkuaijiuhuifulezhengchang，

shenzhinaqixiukouzixikanlekan，ranhouyaoleyaotou。“zheiwanyiertingbiezhide，buxiangwomencunlirenyongde。

gujishinagelaishanliwandechenglirendiaodeba。”tabaxiukouhaijiwo，yuqizirandehaowupozhan。“zhaodi，

zheishibunengzaituole，bixubaojing。nibiepa，shushuzaizheili，huibangnigenjingchajieshiqingchude。”shuowan，

tabiannachushoujibaolejing。jingchahenkuaijiulaile，laideshizhenshangpaichusuodechenjingguan，

yigesanshiduosuideqingnianjingcha，yanshenruili，kanqilaihenjinggan。linyaozuyikandaojingcha，

jiuxiangzhaodaolezhuxingu，liketianyoujiacudibaworuhe“zenghen”woma，

ruhe“huotong”laogoubaofudeshiqingrangranglechulai。“jingchatongzhi，jiushita！tazuotianhaizhouwomaqusi！

wanshangwomajiubujianle，kendingshitagande！”shushuzaiyipang，kansizailazhelinyaozu，

zuiliqueshuozhe“gongyun”dehua。“chenjingguan，ai，zheihaiziyeshijihutule。buguo……wosaozizheigeren，

piqiqueshibuhao，duizhaodizheigenver，congxiaojiu……ai，zhaodixinliyouyuanqi，yeshinanmiande。

”tasanyanliangyu，jiuchenggongdiba“sharendongji”sigezi，shenshendikezailewodeshenshang。

chenjingguanmeiyoulihuitamendechaorang，tazhishikanzhewo，muguangpingjingertanjiu。“linzhaodi，nishuoshuoshifajingguo。

”woshenxiyikouqi，baxiawuwomaruhedaizougou，banyegouruhehuilai，ruhetuchutoufa，

yijiworuhequhoushanfaxiankongkenghexiukoudeshiqing，yiwuyishidishuolechulai。womeiyouyinman，

yemeiyoutianyoujiacu。woshuodaowobeilinyaozudadeshihou，

chenjingguandemuguangluozailewohongzhongdelianjiahekeyiyongyilingzhedangdeboziyushangshang。tayoukanlekanpazaiwojiaobian，

tuishangyiqueyiguaidelaohuang。tadeyanshenbianderuoyousuosi。tashouxialeneimeixiukou，zuoweizhengwu。

yinweimeiyouzhijiezhengju，yezhaobudaowomadezongji，jingchazaikanchalehoushanxianchanghou，

zhinengjiangcishidingxingweishizongan，rangwohelinyaozudengxiaoxi。dangtianwanshang，shushuliulexialai。

tajiayijiwosonglaiyiwanretengtengdejidanmian，lianshanghaishineifucixiangdebiaoqing。“zhaodi，kuaichiba，

yitianmeichidongxile。”tazuozaiwoduimian，kanzhewochimian，zhuangsiwuyidiwendao：“nizaihoushan，

chuleneigetukenghexiukou，haifaxianbiededongximeiyou？”wodexinmengdiyichen。woyaoleyaotou。

tasihusongleyikouqi，ranhouyuzhongxinzhangdiquanwo：“zhaodia，tingshuyijuquan。nimaneigeren，

yibeiziyaoqiang，wanyi……wanyitashizaishanshangzijibuxiaoxin，

shizushuaixialenageshanya……zheishijiubiezaizhuichale，naodale，duiwomenjiademingshengbuhaoting。

niyigenvhaizi，mingshengzuizhongyao。”tadehuaxiangyitiaobinglengdedushe，shunzhewodejibeiyiluwangshangpa。

tabushizaiquanwo，tashizaijinggaowo。tahenpawojixuchaxiaqu。wodizhetou，jiazhuangshuncongdidianlediantou，

muguangquebujingyidisaoguotaduanzhewandeshou。tajintianchuanleyijianganjingdebaichenshan。youshoudexiukoushang，

zhengzhengqiqididingzheyikeniukou。erzuoshoudexiukou，quekongkongruye，zhishengxiajigenduandiaodexiantou。

03shushudeweishanxiangyigenci，zhazaiwoxinli。wokaishitoutoudidiaochata。

danwoyigexiuxuezaijia、shenwufenwendenvhai，

nengzenmediaochayigezaicunlirenyuanjihao、kansizhonghoulaoshidezhangbei？wonengxiangdaode，zhiyouwoba。

woxiangqiwoba，neigelaoshibajiaodenanren，yeshizaihoushanchushide。neinianwocaishisui，tamendoushuoshiyiwai，

shangshankanchaideshihoubuxiaoxinshuaixialeshanpo，kedaoletou。womakudesiquhuolai，

shushumangqianmanghoudicaochizhezangli，suoyourendoukuatayouqingyouyi。kexianzaixianglai，yiqiedoutouzheguiyi。

wofanxiangdaoju，zaijialineigejimanhuichendejiumuxiangli，zhaodaolewobamadejiuxiangce。xiangceyijingfanhuang，

suliaomoyecuile。woyiyeyiyedifanzhe，fandaoyizhangwobaheshushunianqingshideheying。zhaopianshang，

lianggenianqingdenanrenbingpaizhanzhe，xiaorongcanlan。tamenchuanzheyimoyiyangdedequeliangchenshan，

neishidangnianzuishimaodeyifu。woyongshouzhiqingqingfuguozhaopianshangshushudexiukou。neili，dingzheyimeixiukou，

zaiyangguangxiafanzheguang。neikuanshi，neishangmianyinyuekejiandekezi，hewojiandaodeneiyimei，yimoyiyang！

wodexintiaoshunjianlouleyipai。zheibushiqiaohe。wobadesi，jueduibushiyiwai！zheijitian，

laohuangdezhuangtaihenbuhao。tabuchibuhe，zhengtianpazaimenkou，shoudezhishengxiayibagutou。youshihou，

tahuituranzhanqilai，duizhehoushanyigefangxiang，fachuyouzhangerbeishangdeaihao。neigefangxiang，

youyigefeiqiduoniandekuangdong。wojiazhuangtingleshushudequan，buzaitizhaowomadeshi，

meitianzhishichenmodizuozhejiawu。linyaozujianwo“rensong”，gengjiadeyiwangxing。

tajuedezheigejiaxianzaishitazuozhule，kaishibianbenjialidishihuanwo，shenzhifanwodedongxi。zheitianxiawu，

takanshanglewobaliujiwoweiyideyiwu——yigeshanglesuodejiumuhezi。neishiwobaqinshouzuode，

limianfangzhewocongxiaodaodadedejizhangjiangzhuang，haiyoutajiwomaideyizhigangbi。“linzhaodi，

zheilimianzangleshenmehaodongxi？shibushibaliuxiadeqian？”tabuyoufenshuodijiulaiqiang。“nihaijiwo！

”wojile，pushangqugentazhengqiang。“pada”yisheng，muhezibeiwomenzhengqiangshishuaizailedishang。

hezishuaidebuzhong，dandibanqueliekaileyitiaofeng。yigeyongyouzhibaozhedexiaoxiaodejiaceng，congliefenglidiaolechulai。

linyaozumeizhuyidao，tadezhuyiliquanzaihezilineijizhangbuzhiqiandejiangzhuangshang。taqingmiedi“qie”leyisheng，

bahezirenghaijiwo，maleju“qionggui”，jiuchumenzhaotadehupenggouyouqule。wozhandouzheshou，