chuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuo《wumiewodianwuhuangsao？wozhijiejiaxizhenzuo》，shiyouzuozhe“zhaohanfeng”jingxindazaode，shuzhongdeguanjianjiaoseshixiaochennangongwan，xiangqingjieshao：diertian，xiaochenganggangqishen，jiuyousiwugeshinvjinlaisihouta，qichuang！xishu！yishenxiuzhejinxiandejinduanzuochengdehuafuchuanzaishenshang，yaojianguazhechilongyu……
此刻，东宫之中
“jiangsuqing，zheijiushinishuodejice？”
“zheijiushininengbaxiaochennongsidejice？”
pengdeyisheng，taizixiaomingyijiaochuaifanzhenggeantai。
bazhenggedonggongdouzadeqilingbaluo。
zaixiaweideyinzhiwenshichenmobuyu，yuandibudongchengshouzhetaizicikedenuhuo。
tadeyanshenzhizhongyeshanguoyisizhenjing。
tayemeixiangdao，yuanbentianyiwufengkeyigaosijiuhuangzidejimoujingranjiuzheimeqingyidebeixiaochenduoguo？
“殿下息怒！”
“cishitaiguoxiqiao，jishijiudianxianeiyanglingyalichi，yebukenengrangbixiataidudabian。”
“zheilimianyidingyouwenti。”
jiangsuqinghuangmangguixia，chaozhetaizixiaomingxingli。
“我要萧辰死！！”
“我要他死！！”
“jinwanwojiuyaorangtasi！！”
“rangxiaochenfushangdeneiyingdongshou！”
“我要让他死！！”
xiaomingtingdaozhihougengjiafennu，zaiyemeiyouzhiqianneizhongnuoruodeqixi。
tabaozaoruhu，shuangmousisidedingzhejiangsuqinghoudao。
wumiexiaochenbucheng，taliantaizifeidoudashangqule。
鸡飞蛋打！
这让他如何不怒？
“是！”
jiangsuqingtanxiyisheng，zhidaoquanbulexiaomingle！
yushilianmanggongshenxingli，tuilechuqu。
......
再说萧辰这边。
“陆姨？”
“你怎么在这儿？”
xiaochenkanzheyanqiandeziyinvzi，luchujingxishense。
lairenbushibieren，zhengshiluhongluan。
shuoqiluhongluan，yesuanshizaidazhoudidou，chuletamufeiyetingyaozhiwai，zuishuxiderenle。
tongyangchushenjiangmenlujiadeta，congxiaojiuhetamufeiyetingyaoguanxiqinmi，bujinjiebaijiemei。
gengshiyigerenjiajiwangye，yigejiajihuangdi。
buguoluhongluanmingbuhao，shinianqianmingjingdipaisuwangfabingzhengtaoxinanwumanbuluo，manlinguandazhan，suwangyunluodangchang。
zheiyerangluhongluanguajusuwangfu，wuerwunvdetabajihushangsuoyoudeaidoujilexiaochen。
zhijianneiluhongluanxianshiyileng，xiuzhang**yijiamafu，rangzhanmasimingyisheng，jiejinmachehoucaikanqingxiaochenmianrong：
“chener，nizenmezaizheili？”
suihou，jiujianhuanggonggongxiachexinglidao：
“见过陆夫人！”
“黄锦？”
“怎么你也在？”
luhongluanyinhongxiaozuiweizhang，luchujingyabiaoqinglai！
tingdaoyeandoudechuanxun，takeshimabutingti，dairenzhijiejiulailehuangchengzhixia。
和太子妃有染？
zaidazhouhuangchenglvfazhizhong，zheikebushixiaozui。
kexiaochenjingranwanhaowusundechuxianzaitademianqian，zheirangtaruhenengbujingya。
bujinshita，zailuhongluanshenhou，yishenbaipaodeyeandoukandaoxiaochenchuxianzaimianqiandeshihou，tatongyangzhenjingle！
黄锦躬身回道：
“huilufuren，zanjiafengbixiazhiming，songjiudianxiahuifu。”
luhongluankanleyiyanhuangjinshuodao：
“e？wozaizheilile，jiubulaofanhuanggonggongjixusongle！”
“jiexialaijiaojiwoba！”
“诺！”
xiaochenkanzhehuangjinshuozhehua，gongshenxinglihou，chaozhehuangchengfangxiangzouqu。
erluhongluanzeshitashangmache，taishoubazhangjianpingfangzaitashuangtuizhishang，xinggandedanfengyanweiweimizheshuodao：
“chener，gaosuluyi。”
“zheijiujingshizenmehuishier？”
.......
哒哒哒！
didoushenyezhizhong，machezaizhongduoqibingdehuweixiazaijiedaoshangmanmanxingshizhe。
萧辰坐在马车之上，
tabahuangchengfashengdeyiqiedougenyanqiandeluhongluanshuoleyibian。
“luyi，niheandouzenmelaile？”
shuowanhou，tachaozheluhongluanwendao。
tingdaotadejieshi，xiaochencaizhidaoyanqianzheigeshengaojiuchi，manshijunwuzhiqidebaipaonanzi，jingranshitabiaodiyeandou。
yejiushitajiujiuyetingyuandeerzi。
“还说呢？”
cike，tingdaohuangchengzhineifashengde‘xiongxian’zhishi，luhongluanbailexiaochenyiyanshuodao：
“ruobushinimufeirangandoulaizhaowo，wozenmezhidaonifashenglezheimedadeshiqing？？”
“nizhidaonimufeiyinweinideshiqingchunubixia，beifabeiyoubijingyaogong，shouleduodadezuima？”
xiaochendaliangzheta，diaidechexianglimian，luhongluanquansuoshuangtui，xiandegengjiaxiuzhang。
zisedejingzhuangbaoguozhetadeshenti，gugunangnangdefangzaishuangtuizhishang，xianshichujingrendelunkuolai。
manmande，luhongluanluchujingyashenqing，raoshitayemeixiangdao，xiaochenjingranhuiyinweizheiyangguoguan。
“母妃她？”
“触怒父皇？”
xiaochenmeitoujinzhou，miandaizhenjingshense。
tajipowendao：“mufeimeishiba？”
xiaochenyemeixiangdao，zheijianshiqingtaizixiaomingjingrankaolvdezheimewanshan。
zhuanmenxuanzetazheigebianyilaozimingjingdizaijingyaogongdeshihoukusu，
tazheiyikusu，tamufeibidingbangzhutaqiurao。
yiqiurao，bidingchunutabianyilaozi。
mingmingshixiaochenyigerendecuo，queyishierniaoliandaizherangtamufeiyeshoudaoleqianlian。
zheifenxinji，bukuinengdangshangtaizi。
“zongyouyitian，yaorangtalianbendailihaihuilai。”
xiaochenmiandaijifengshense，ananxiangdao。
yeandoulianmanghuifudao：“gugutameishi，biaogefangxinba！”
yeandoutashangxiadaliangzhexiaochen，tayetongyangzhenjing。
他沉默了！
doushuozheibiaogeshidazhoudiyiwanku，jinyetasizhongqiuhuo，zheifenxinjishouduanyeandouzijidouganjuebuyidingnengzuodao。
yishijian，yeandoudoubuzhidaogaixinshenmele。
“nizheihaizi，jinyeyeshimingda。”
“可吓死我了！”
luhongluanchenguaidekanzheta，hongchunqingqi：“fanilianggeyuebunengchumen，zaihuangzifujiwohaohaoanjinganjing。”
“luyi，wozhidaocuolema~”
“zaowanyouyitian，zheichouwoyaobaohuilai。”
luhongluanzhilezhitadenaodai，chendao：“niya，zheihaizirangwohenimufeishengshengxin。”
xiaochenkanzhetalianmangfuhe，anzhaojiyimaiguaibaluhongluanhongdegegezhixiao。
dengdaoqifenrongqiazhihou，tajimangwendao：
“luyi，ninzhidaotianjigehetianjilaorendeshiqingma？”
“tazhendeyouzheimeshenma？”
“congqiannianqianhuodaoxianzai？”
萧辰好奇死了！
jinjinyigeyuyanjiunenggaibianxiaochendemingyun。
shenzhirangtabianyifuqinmingjingdifangguota。
tadoubuganxiang，qiannianqiandazhoutaizugongpodafenghuangchengdeshihou，tianjilaorenshichuleduodadeliqi？
luhongluanxiangleyixia，shuodao：
“zheijianshiqingshihuangjiayinmi，woyesuozhidaobuduo。”
“buguowozhidaodeshihuangshishishidaidaidougewaijingzhongtianjige，bujinshirujindedazhou，qianchaodafengyeshiruci。”
“tianjigeqianlongbangshangdeqingnian，yeshimeiyichaojiulongduodishihouhuangzizhaolandeshouxuan。”
“shenzhi，jirenhuangdizhiweidehuangzimeiniandouxuyaoqianwangtianjigejibai，yiqiqiushangtianbiyou。”
luhongluandehuabushuohaihao，shuolezhihougengjiarangxiaochenhaoqile！
qiannianqiandedafeng，rujindedazhoujingrandouyourucishenqidezongmen。
xiaochenhaixiangwenxieshenme，zhijianluhongluanmianseningzhongdeshuodao：
“chener，congjintiankaishi，niyaoxuehuizangzhuole！”
xiaochenyileng，yiwendao：“zangzhuo？”
luhongluanshuodao：“ruoshishuozhiqiannangongwandeyuyanhetaizijiehe，neimeiyourenhuishuoshenme！”
“danshirujindehua，nihenangongwandeshiqinghenkuaijiuhuichuanbiantianxia。”
“nangongwanyijingbukenengzaichengweitaizifeile！”
“wuluntianjigedeyuyanshifouzhendenengyingyan，niyidinghuijinrusuoyoushilidemuguang。”
“muxiuyulin，fengbicuizhi！”
xiaochenyileng，tajingranmeiyouxiangdaozheiyiceng。
yiqiantashiwankujiuhuangzi，dazhoudiyiwanku，jiusuanshimufeishidazhouchongfei，jiujiushidazhoujunshenyewusuowei。
yitadeeming，meiyourenhuixiangxintahuichengweihuangdi。
但，现在不一样了！
cike，tianjilaorenyuyanjiashen，zaijiehetashenhoudeshili。
kendinghuiyourenbatahedazhouhuangdilianxiqilaide。
muxiuyulin，fengbicuizhi！
jiashangzheige，taxiaochen，shirendouyiweidewudaofeiwu，kendinghuichengweizhongshizhide。
丝~
xiangdaozheili，xiaochendaoxiyikouliangqi，hairandao：“zheicaishitaizichudedujima？”
erjiuzaixiaochensikaodeshunjian，luhongluanfangfoxiadingjuexinyiyang。
zhijiantachaozhexiaochenzhaolezhaoshou：“chener，zuoguolaiyixie，rangluyikankanni。”
xiaochenlianmangbaishoudao：“luyibuxingde，linitaijindehuazheiguchongdenengliwoyazhibuzhu。”
xuanji，luhongluandelianjiamanmanbianhong，zhijiantachennaodao：“nizheihaizi，luyizheiyishenwudaoyijingrulesijingxiantianjing，suishuobushinibuguoyigexiaoxiaoqixuejingwuzhe，nengnawozenyang？”
“ruoburangniruobushifangqingyuzhiqi，woyouruhecainengpanduannitineideguchongleixing？”
“haishishuo，nixiangsizaizheiguchongkenshizhixia？”
陆红鸾絮絮叨叨！
danyanyuzhizhongdaizheguanqie。
xiaochenxinxiagandong，jianzhuanglianmangjushoutoujiang：“haolehaole！luyi，wotoujianghaibuxingma。”
jianxiaochentoujiang，luhongluancaimanyidiantou，luchujifenxiaoronglai：
“niyejiushimingda，buzhidaonanjiangguchongdelihai。”
“jiunishuodezheigeguchongdeleixing，zuiqimayeyaoshi‘wang’guyishangdeleixing。”
“zheizhongleixingdeguchongkeyishuoxiangdangyushiyigedulixingdongdeshengming，tahuikongzhinidexingdong。”
“rangnibutingdequjinxingqingyuzhishi，zhidaotaokongnideshenti，rangnisiqu。”
“wozheiyeshiweilenihao。”
shuowan，tashenchuxuebaixiaoshouyibazhuazhuxiaochendecucaodashou。
yishunjian，xiaochenganshoudaoluhongluanxiaoshoudewenduzhihou，tadetineishunjianneiheisedeguchongsuxingle！
丝~
zheiguchongfangfoganshoudaoleshenme，shunjianzaitatineihengchongzhizhuangqilai。
suihou，xiaochenzhijianyidaofensedeqingyuzhiqicongtatineipiaochu，shunzheluhongluandeshentizuanlejinqu。
嘤咛！
xiaochenkanzheluziyuan**dexiaolianshunjianbiandetuohongqilai。
tadeshouzhangxiangshichudianyiyangshoulehuiqu。
cike，xiaochenxinzangchuzaicipensachuyidaodaoqingliangzhiqi，qinggusimingyisheng，beiqingliangzhiqiyazhixialai。
xiaochenlianmangpingfuqixuezhili，kanxiangluhongluan，luhongluanlianjiamanmantuohongqilai...
tagubudeshenme，shentiqianqing，lianshengchaozheluhongluanwendao：
“luyi，nimeishiba？”
“luyi，nimeishiba？”
sheinengxiangdao，luhongluandajiaoyishenghezhixiaochen：“bieguolai！”
“nizheiguchongyinggaichaoyuewanggudengji....”
“辰儿...”
tazhoushensanfazisezhenqi，ganggangkaikouquebuzaishuohuale。
zhijianzheiyidaoqingyuzhiqiruti，rangtashenziweiweizhandou，yanmoubanzhangbanheyouxiemeihuo。
“好多情欲之气！”
xiaochenyanmoudengda，taganjuecongluhongluanshenshangchuxianyidaodaoqingyuzhiqi。
jingranbizhinangongwansihaobucha。
yishunjian，qinggusiming，tadetineiyidaodaoqingliangzhiqizaicichuxian。
xiuliangongfazidongyunzhuanqilaile。
“chener，wogairizailaikanni。”
keshixiayimiao，xiaochenjiukanzhetashengyinzhandoudao：“tingche！”
zhanmayishengsiming，shunjianmachetinglexialai，luhongluanbiaoqinghuangluandetaolexiaqu。
“andou，nidairensongchenerhuifu。”
“wohaiyouyaoshiyaozuo。”
“jiubusongnimenhuiqule。”
叶安都连忙称是。
shuozhehua，zhijiantafanshenshangma，shunjiandairenlikaile。
“陆姨？”
“陆姨？”
xiaochenwunaihandao：“gairishinaria？”
xiaochenhanwan，caiyishidaozijihandehuayouxiebutuo。
cike，yeandoudaizhexuduoyejiafubingzhigougoudekanzhexiaochen。
yanshenzhizhong，manshiguaiyi....
“看什么？”
“回府！”
xiaochenbuleyidehanleyisheng。
zailuhongluanlikaiyishunjian，xiaochenyouganjueyidatuanqingyuzhiqichongrutadetinei。
zheizuihouyiguqingyuzhiqi，jingranbinangongwanshenshangdeqingyuzhiqihaiyaoduodeduodeduo...、
yishunjian，qinggusiming，xiaochentineidegongfazidongyunzhuanqilai。
轰隆！
xiaochendexiuweizaicitupole！
......
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