jingcaixiaoshuowangnvchengfeng？heqindietianmishuangpai！benwenjiangshuleluchenchengeyaoliangrendedoushishenghuogushi，wangnvchengfeng？heqindietianmishuangpai！jigeweituijian，xiaoshuoneirongjiexuanjingguochengeyaojiandanjieshao，zhibojianhexianchangdeguanzhongdouyoulejibendelejie，meigerendoushifenhaoqi，pobujidaixiangguankanzhibo……
chengeyaozheiyicihaobuyouyutaochuleshouji，tazaojiupobujidaixiangzhiwenyixialuchenle。
【haoxikaichangle，yidingyaorangluchenhaohaokankan，daodisheicaishijialidehuzhu！】
【tianhouyinu，luchenfunvwuchudunxing！】
【wocailuchenkendingbuganjixusahuang，bijinggeyaotianhouyaonule。】
【woxiwangyuyuchengshi，kewogengxiangkandaoyuyuhuyougeyaotianhoudeyangzi。】
嘟……嘟……
yanbotinglixiangzhechengeyaobochuqudedianhuayin，guanzhongmendoushimuyidaiqilai，zhenggeyanbotingliluozhenkewen。
huamianliluxiaoyuzhengzaidangangqin，yinweizaiganzhengshier，suoyiluchenheluxiaoyuliangrenshifentandang。
“mamalaidianhuale，nijixudan，rangtatingtingzanmenzaijiayiqiedouhenzhengchang。”
“嗯。”
zaishuhuandegangqinshengzhong，luchenbadianhuajieleqilai，luxiaoyuyibiandan，erduoyeshuleqilai。
“歪？老婆？”
chengeyaoshenxiyikouqi，liansedunshilenglexialai。
“luchen！wodouzhidaole！nizuihaojiwojiaodaiqingchu，daodihaiyoushenmemanzhewomeigaosuwode！”
luchendunshiyiduosuo，luxiaoyudangangqinyegengmailile，haoxiangshengpanuhuoshaodaozijishenshang。
“a？wo……womeiyoushenmemanzhenidea。”
huamianlideluchenwanquanshiyifuyibianfuyanyibianganjinxunsidegaoxiaoyangzi，yanbotingdeguanzhongdoushijingbiezhexiao，shengpabeiluchenzaidianhualitingdaoshenme。
chengeyaodefennuwanquanbuxiangshiyanyichulaide。
“luchen！doushenmeshihoule，nihaizaizangzheyezhe？woxianzaijiniyigejihui，ganjinjiaodai！”
“wo……haoba，wojiaodai……”
luchendeyangzihenwunai，xiangshirenmingleyiban。
陈歌谣在心里冷笑。
终于要交代了吗？
banidaihaizideshiqingwanquanjiaodaichulai，shaojiaodaiyidianwodoubaninaodainingxialai。
【kandaomei？nanrenjiushibujinghe，danfanshigeqiangshidenvrenzheimewenzijidenanren，jueduihuiyouyixiangbudaodeshouhuo。】
【zheigemeicuo，shangciwozheimewenwolaogongsifangqiandeshier，tajiaodaichulailiangxiaosan。】
【woshangcizheimewenwolaogongtouzhejitamaqiandeshier，tajiaodaichulaijitafumumailetaofang。】
【woshangciyezheimewenle，wolaogongjiaodaichulaitanannvtongsha！】
【wucao！biehewoa，womingtianjiuyaojiarenle。】
zhijianluchenshenxiyikouqi，yanbotingxiangqiluchenganjingerneijiudeshengyin。
“shangcinizaijiajinigongsidegeshouchuangzuoxinge，wotouzhejigailejigeyinfu……”
“嗯？”
chengeyaodunshiyouxiefameng，tahuranxiangdaoleshenme，lianmangwen：
“nashouge？nayiju？”
“jiushineishou《feixiangyueqiu》，qizhongyouyiju‘taolizuifanhuadedoushi，feixiangzuigududexingkong……’neiju……”luchendeshengyinxiandeyouxieqienuo。
chengeyaojiemaohueryizhan，yanjingbuyoudezhengdaleyixie。
“你……”
xiaoyukaishijichengeyaoshiyanse，chengeyaocaifanyingguolai。
“bushizheijianshi！niganjinxiang，nidaodihaiyoushenmemanzhewode！”
luchen“a”leyisheng，manliantongxinjishou，ganjuezijicaolvle。
“e……shangciwosongnidexianglianqishibushi14wan……shi……104wan……”
“shenme？”chengeyaoyoushale。
【maya，yiwaishouhuo？】
【zheiyangdelaogongjiwolaiqige，woyitianhuanyige。】
【bushijiatingfunanma？zenmezheimeyouqian？】1
【buduibudui，bushizhiwenma？zenmebianchengsagouliangle？】
“ninaerlaizheimeduoqian？”chengeyaozhiwen。
luchennierudao：“wo……wosifangqian……”
sifangqiandoumeiyongzaitazijishenshang，chengeyaobujinmeishengqi，xinlihaitianmimide。
“bushizheijianshi！haiyou！nihaiyoumanzhewode！”
luchenzaihuamianlizhabazheyanjing，sihumanmanxunsiguolaile。
有诈！
liangshiweiren，luchenjianguobushaozheiyangdeduanzi，suoyiyixiazixinsitongtouleqilai。
tatingletingxiong，zhongshizixin，yuqiyejiandinglehenduo。
“neishizhenmeile！yidiandoumeile！”
“不可能！”
“neinizhijieshuoba，wodaodimanzheniganshenmele，nishuochulaiwojiuchengren。”
luchennachulefuqizhijianwulaidexiaoqingqu，chengeyaoyoubunengzhijieshuochulaijiemudeshiqing。
“you！wodoufaxianle！nibuyaozangzhele！”
“meiyoua，zhenmeiyou。”
“你……”
小羽开始使眼色。
chengeyaoheizhelianduidianhuadao：“neihaoba，guale……”
luchenmangranzhalejixiayanjing，zuilidunangqilai。
“buyinggaia，anzhaonimapingshidexingge，zheimexinshidandanzhiwenle，kendingshixinqingbuhaoxiangshoushiwodea，zenmecaocaojiujieshuleni？”
陆小瑜也陷入思索。
“shibushiyoulaidayimale……”
【puhahaha，xiaobuhuole，geyaotianhoudejiatingtaihuopogaoxiaole。】
【kandaomei？suiranluchenyouyixiexiaomaobing，danjueduishihaonanrenyige。】
【geyaotianhouzhenshiwubeikaimoa，piaoliangyouqian，haiyougezheimerangrenxianmudejiating。】
subinfenhuranxiangqileshenme。
“ei？geyaotianhou，shineishou《feixiangyueqiu》ma？wojideshinimengongsifangqianchangdeneishoushiba？”
陈歌谣点了点头。
xiaoyuxiaodao：“geyaotianhou，neininjiujijieshiyixiaba。”
陈歌谣略一思索道：
“neishou《feixiangyueqiu》shiwochuangzuode，houlaiwofaxianfugehewochuangzuodeshihouyouxiebuyiyang，biandegengshunchanghaotingle，wohaiyiweishiwochuangzuodeshihouyinchayangcuo……”
xiaoyuhaoqiwen：“luchenhuichuangzuoma？”
chengeyaoweiweiyaotou，“conglaimeiyouzhanxianchulaizheigecaineng。”
“neixiangliandeshiqingshi……”subinfenwen。
chengeyaoshenshou，jiangzijibozishangdexiangliantaolechulai。
“zheishiwoshengrideshihoutasongde，dangshitashuo14wan，woyemeizaiyi，juedehaokanjiuyizhidaizhele。”
subinfendunshifachuyishengjinghu。
“maya！zheishihuashelide，jinniangangchudebaixuexilie，queshi100duowanni！”
哗！
xianchangdunshifachujinghu，danmuyezhaleguo。
【zheiyangdenanrenhaiyouma？】
【kangezhibozenmehaikanchulaihongyanbingleni？】
【suiranluchenyouxiedongxiqueshimanzhegeyaotianhoule，dansheinengbulijieni？】
【daihaizidewentiyixiazibiandebushiwentile。】
guanchatuansanweinvmingxinghexiaoyudouluchuxianmudebiaoqing，youqishifuqingran，tabuyoudexiangdaolezijidelaogong。
dengzhibozanjiadeshihou，keqianwanbuyaodiaolianzia。
chengeyaorenbuzhuzaicikanxiangdapingmu。
luchenyijingpaihaoleluxiaoyudegangqinzuoye，fasongjilegangqinlaoshi。
huamianlidunshichuanchulailuxiaoyuxingfendedahan：
“aoaoao，zhongyuwanchengle，rangwomenfunvliangtianmishuangpaiba！”
“jintianwoyaoshangwangzhe！”
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