zhujiaoshiqiaoxiangduweizhongdedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《wannenghanghaiwang》，benshushiyouzuozhe“haibianlangzi”chuangzuobianxie，shuzhongjingcaineirongshi：danshizaihaibianjuzhude，dagailiansanyirendoubudao，erzheiqizhong，zhenzhengchuguohaideyumin，yejiujiqianwaneryi。yejishishuo，zaiguoneiyoubaifenzhibashiyishangde……
“哈哈哈！”
“zhiyaoninengxiuhaozheilunji，bieshuozhiboweixiule，jiusuanrangwozaizheitiaogewu，wodounengdaying！”
杜伟忠不知为什么。
tasuiranshidiyicijiandaoqiaoxiang，zongshiyouyizhongyugan，taganjuedaoqiaoxiangyidingkeyixiuhaolunji，bangzhutametuolixianjing。
qiaoxianggengshixinxinshizu，qingxiaoyisheng，mianduizhibojianshuodao：“xiongdimen，tingdaolemeiyou？dudafushuoleyaozaizhibojiantiaowu，nimenxiangbuxiangkana？ruoshixiangkan，kouyibo1！”
“111！”
“111，dengyigehaicaowu！”
“kanshenmehaicaowu，wozhijieyaoqiutuowu！”
“dudafu，nikeyaoshuohuasuanshue！”
qiaoxiangxiaomimidekanzheduweizhong，zhijieshuodao：“wozhibojiandefensikeshidoukeyizuozhenga。”
“fangxin，fangxin。”duweizhongdiantou。
“hehe，wokanhaishibuyaogaoxingdetaizaole，wozheidifangkeshibuyangxianrende，ruguobunengduilunduyouzuoyong，chenzaojiwogunxiachuanqu。”
linruoyiqiaolianshangmanshiyinchen，lengbingbingdeshuodao。
shijishang，gangkaishijiandaoqiaoxiangshenshangzangxixiyangzideshihou，tadexinlimianhaiyoujifentongqingheqingxing，danshidangzhidaoqiaoxiangxianzaizaidouyushanghaiyoushijiwanfensi，shenzhihaiyouyigedagebangzhudeshihou，tadexinlimianhaishiyoudianbushufude。
bijing，cengjingyigetakanbushangderen，xianzaijingranbianchengleyigeyoubenshideren？
shenzhihaibitaqiang，zheirangtayoudianbushufu。
或者说。
嫉妒？
“keke！nibuyongzheji。”
qiaoxiangyaoleyaotou，xinlimianmanbuzaihu，daizheduweizhong，zoujinlelunjibulimian。
……
cike，modouyigegaodangbieshulimian。
sangeshenchuanangguimingpaifuzhuangdenannvzuozaiyiqi，kanzheqiaoxiangdezhibojian，lianseyigebiyigenankan，neigerukaopishuangdeyangzi。
buzhidaoderen，haiyiweitamenjialimianzaikaizhuidaohuiyiyang。
“kandaoleba，lige，xiaomeijie，zheigeqiaoxiangyijingyuelaiyuehuole，meitiandezhiboliushuizhipadouyaoshangsanwanle，zheiduiyuyigexinzhubolaishuo，yidingshipotianhuangde！”
shuohuaderenzhengshiniuyushan。
takanlekanyanqianlianggerenzhihou，renzhendewendao：“lige，xiaomeijie，nimenlianggerenxianzaishihuwaizhiboqudedingliule，buzhidaoligehexiaomeijienindangniankaishizhibozhihoudemeitiandeliushuishiduoshao？”
“wowuqianduoyidian。”chuanzheheisechenshan，zhangxianghaisuanshuaiqidenanrenshuodao。
“wocaisanqian。”lingyigechuanzhebaisequnzidenvrenqueshizhoulezhoumeitou，shuodao：“ruguoanzhaozheigequshixiaqu，pingtaiyidinghuijitabuchongqianyue，womensanjiadefensiyidinghuibeixizoude。”
“bucuo，wozhishiyigexiaozhubo，douyijingganjuedaoleweixiele，ruguozheigeqiaoxiangzhendejueqile，liangweizhipayidinghuishoudaohendadechongjide。”
niuyushankandaoligehexiaomeidefanyingzhihou，xinlimiandaoshimeizizide。
takeshihualedajiaqian，caibazheilianggerenqingguolaide，mudejiushirangliangrenzhidaoqiaoxiangdeweixie，zuihaokeyilianshou，jizouqiaoxiang。
zheiyangtajiukeyizuoshouyuwengzhilile。
“buxing，womenbunengyanzhengzhengdekanzhetajuejueqi，wojiushizhibochuhaide，ruguotajueqile，wodedabufenfensizhipadouhuizhuandaotadezhibojian，wojiumeiyouhuolule。”
ligelianseyichen，huitoukanlekanxiaomeiheniuyushan，shuodao：“nimenzenmexiangde？”
“wo……woshicaishanyaodezhubo……sihu……”
小美似乎有点犹豫。
“aiyou，xiaomei，nizenmezheimesha？huwaizhibolimiandefensibenlaijiushao，chunwangchihandedaoliniyinggaimingbai，ruguowomeile，niyigerennenggouhezheijiahuojingzhengme？duidirenxincishouruan，jiushiduizijicanrena，zheigedaolinidoubuzhidaome？”
ligezhejideduizhexiaomeijieshidao。
“keshi，womenyedoushizhuboeryi，jiusuanbumanyounengzuoshenmeshiqingna？”
xiaomeiyoudianyouyu，yeyoudiandanxin，shuodao：“ruguorangpingtaizhidao，zhipa……”
“fangxin，wozaojiuxianghaolebanfale，womenzhiyao……”
zheishihou，niuyushandaoshixiaomimidecoudaoliangrenmianqian，didigugudeshuoleyifanhua。
ligehexiaomeitingdaolezheixiehuahou，xianranlengzhule，suihouzaikankanqiaoxiangzhibojianlimiandereduzhihou，haishijiannandedianlediantou。
……
另一边。
qiaoxiangheduweizhongzoujinlelunjibumenzhihou，zailimianzuzudailebangexiaoshi，qiaoxiangheduweizhongweileweixiu，liangzhishoushangquanshiheiheideyouni。
lianshangyebeiyouninongdeheihuhude。
buguohaozai，wentihaishibeiqiaoxiangjiejuele。
zuihou，qiaoxiangtingzhelunjizaicifachuqidongdehongmingshengyinzhihou，daoshimanyidedianlediantou。
“恭喜主播！”
“zhuboliuliuliu，kanzhezhubodeweixiufangshizhihou，mamazaiyebuyongdanxinwodexuexile！”
“ganjuedaoweixiuyoulunyemeiyouxiangxiangzhizhongneimedegaodashanga？yejiushiputongdegongzuoa？hewomenlouxiaxiuzixingchedeyechabuduoa？”
“loushangnizaikaiwanxiaome？zhubozheiyishoujishu，suisuibianbianjinruhualongjituan，doushiyigeyueshijiwandegaojijigong，nizhidaome？”
qiaoxiangjiandandecalecashouzhihou，daoshiduizhezhibojianxiaolexiao，shuodao：“shijishang，zheigeshijieshangdezhiyedoushipingdengde，buguanshixiuzixingche，haishixiuyoulun，zhiyaoniduishehuiyougongxian，nidoushiyigeyouyongderen！”
“jiuxiang**zhiboyiyang，zhiyaokeyijidajiadailaiyixiehuanle，huozherangdajiajianshidaoyixiemeijianshiguodedongxi，dousuanshiwodechenggong！”
“lingwai，xihuanzhubodediandianguanzhu！”
“pingjiegangcaizhidaonimenxiuyoulun，dajiahuoshibushishuayizhangbanka，jiaruwodehaiwangfensituan？yihouwohaihuiyoujingxijianglie！”
qiaoxiangdaoshichenzhezheiyicidejihui，zhudongduizhezhibojianlimianderenshuodao。
“好啊好啊。”
“pingjiezhubogangcaidejishu，jiuzhidezheiyicidebanka！”
“zheiyicidebanka，wosongle！”
danmudaoshijijiqilai，buduoshi，jiubaqiaoxiangdezhibo“haiwangfensituan”zhijiechongdaoleyiqianduoren。
erqiaoxiangzhibojiandereduhexiaofeiqingkuang，ziranyinqiledouyuzhibohoutaiguanlirenyuandezhuyi，likaikandaoqiaoxiangzhibojiannenggoushunjianyouyiqianduorentongshixiaofei，gengshijidongdewuyifujia。
dangjiliduandejiqiaoxiangdezhibojianfangzaileshouyetuiyemianlimian。
jiqiaoxiangyoudaileyibofensi。
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