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wonengkanjiannanzhudanmu，tashigetucaoyishiyibulingrentaozuidejingcaixiaoshuo，youluckyguanghuanjingxindazao。gushiweiraozhezhujiaoguchenyansuwanwanzhankai，qingganxiniershenru，dongchalijiqiang。zheibenxiaoshuojieshileguanyuchouhenheaiqingdejingcaigushi，yingdeleguangfantuijian。ninjiubiegentajijiaole。”guchenyantoudingdedanmulikeshuaxin。【nibizui！nigelvcha！yaobushini，wodekuzihuizaoyangma？】dantazuishangshuodequeshi：“zheili……

精彩章节

chuanguolaideshihou，wozhengjinxingrenshengzhongdedi101cigaobai。“guchenyan，woxihuanni！weileni，

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haoxiangsi。taxigaibutengma？zheikeshidalishidimiana。haiyouzheibiandang，zuotianneifenniuroudesoule，

jintianzheifen……wenqilaixiangshigeyedeyu。】wo：“？”wozhalezhayan，

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jixuanzhaojubenshuchu：“jinisanmiaozhong，congwoyanqianxiaoshi。”tatoudingdedanmushuaxindegengkuaile。

【san、er、yi……kuaizouajiemei！zaibuzoubaoanjiuyaolaile！wozuotiangangkouletamenduizhangjiangjin，

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jijiangbeitaxinlaide“sudi”nverhaodangzhongpokafei，lunweiquangongsixiaobingdejingdianchangmian。jiuzaizheishi，

yigechuanzhexiangnaiertaozhuangdenvrencaizhegaogenxie“dadada”dizouleguolai，shoulihaiduanzheyibeiguntangdekafei。

laile，qingjielaile！guchenyanyanjiaodeyuguangpiejianlenver，toudingdedanmushunjianbianchenglejingkongdehuangseyujing。

【**！qingjieshalaile！shineigefengnvren！tayaopokafeile！duokaia！neibeikafeiqimabashidu，

huihuirongde！gaisi，zheipoqingjieweishenmeburangwodong！woyexiangyingxiongjiumeia！

suiranjiudebushiwoxihuandeleixing……danyebunengyanzhengzhengkanzherenhuironga！

】wokanzhetaneizhangwannianbingshanlianshangxiemanle“yane”，toudingdedanmuqueyijingjidekuaiyaobaojingle，

yigejuemiaodeniantouyouranersheng。nverzoudaowomianqian，baichutongxinjishoudebiaoqing：“linyouyou，

nizenmenengzheimebuzhilianchidijiuchanchenyangege！”shuozhe，tashouyiyang，kafeijiuchaowolianshangpolai。

dianguanghuoshizhijian，woyiyigejiqilangbeidanyouxiaodezishi，mengdichaopangbianyigun。

“cila——”guntangdekafeijinshupozaileguchenyanneijiazhiliuweishudexizhuangkushang。kongqi，shunjianninggule。

nvershale。guchenyanyeshale。taditoukanzhezijikuzishangneipianshensedeshuizi，

yijicongkutuiniaoniaoshengqidereqi，zhenggerendoushihuale。tatoudingdedanmu，zaijinglilezhangdashimiaodekongbaihou，

yiyizhongqiansuoweiyoudesudu，shuamanlezhenggepingmu。【aaaaaaaaaaaaa！

】【tangtangtangtangtangtangtangtangtang！】【wodetui！wodegaodingxiku！wobingqingyujiedebazongxingxiang！

】【tashizenmeduokaide？！tajuranduokaile？！tabushiyinggaibeipoyilianranhoukuzhepaodiaoma？！

】【dengdeng……taweishenmeyaowangwozheibiangun？】【cao，yizhongzhiwu。】wocongdishangpaqilai，

pailepaishenshangdehui，yilianwugudikanzheta，ranhou，yongyizhongguanaizhizhangdeyanshenkanzhenver：“zheiwei**，

nimeishiba？nianjiqingqingde，zenmeduanbeikafeidouduanbuwen？”nverdelianshunjianzhangchenglezhuganse。womeilita，

ershizhuanxiangguchenyan，kanzhetayijiumianwubiaoqingdelian，hetoudingyijingkaishiziwoanweidedanmu。【lengjing，

guchenyan，nishigebazong，nibunengshitai。ququkafei，xiaoshang。xingxiang，dui，weichixingxiang。】yushi，

woyanzhengzhengkanzhetacongyafenglijichujigezi：“gun。”【kuaigunqujiwomaitiaoxinkuzia！！！】wodongle。

wobiezhexiao，congkoudailitaochuyizhangzhoubabadeyibaikuaiqian，saidaotashouli，yongyizhong“wozhidaonihengui，

danwozhiyouzheimeduole”dekangkaibiaoqing，zhenchengdishuo：“guzong，biepa，kuziwopeini。zheiqiannixiannazhe，

bugouwozaiqucou。”shuowan，woxiaosadizhuanshen，zainverjianguibandeyanshenheguchenyanjijiangbengliedebingshanlianzhong，

yangzhangerqu。shenhou，guchenyantoudingdedanmu，yijingbianchengleyipianzhuangguande“？？？？？？？”。

2diertian，woyinwei“peichangzongcaiyibaikuai”deguangrongshiji，zaigongsiyizhanchengming。wogangzoujinbangongshi，

jiushoudaolesimianbafangtoulaide，hunzazhetongqing、chaoxiaohejingpeidefuzamuguang。wodesiduitou，

yejiushineigepowokafeidenverhaobailian，gengshizhijieduzailewodegongweiqian。“linyouyou，

nikezhenyoubenshia，”tayinyangguaiqidishuo，“nongzanglechenyangegedekuzi，juranzhipeiyibaikuai？

nishizaixiurusheini？”wodalegehaqian，landelita。jiuzaizheishi，bangongshidemenbeituikai，

guchenyanzaiyizhonggaoguandecuyongxiazoulejinlai。zhenggebangongshishunjianyaquewusheng。tademuguang，xiangliangbabingdao，

zhizhidishexiangwo。tatoudingdedanmu，yexiangkailezhadehongshui。【lailelaile，

jintiandexiuchiplayyoulaile。】【anzhaoqingjie，woyinggaidangzhongxuanburangtajiwoxiyigeyuedexizhuang，

yicilaixiuruta，rangtachengweiquangongsidexiaobing。】【keshizuotianneiyibaikuaiqianshizenmehuishi？

tashibushizhidaoleshenme？wodeshitanyixia。】wokanzhetayibubuchaowozoulai，xinliyijingxiaokailehua。

tatingzaiwomianqian，qiangdadeqichangyadezhouweiderendoukuaichuanbuguoqile。tahuanhuankaikou，shengyinbuda，

quezuyirangmeigerendoutingqing：“linyouyou。”“dao！”wolizhengzhanhao。

tasihubeiwozheishengzhongqishizude“dao”jiyeleyixia，toudingdedanmukaqiaolebanmiao。

【……tazenmebuantaoluchupai？】taqingleqingsangzi，jixuyongneifubazongdeqiangdiaoshuo：“zuotiandeshi，

niyiweijiuzheimesuanle？”bailianlikejianfengchazhen，jiaodididishuo：“chenyangege，youyouyebushiguyide，

ninjiubiegentajijiaole。”guchenyantoudingdedanmulikeshuaxin。【nibizui！nigelvcha！yaobushini，

wodekuzihuizaoyangma？】dantazuishangshuodequeshi：“zheiliyounishuohuadefenma？”bailiandelianbailebai，

weiqudituidaoleyibian。guchenyandemuguangzhongxinluozaiwoshenshang，taweiweiqingshen，kaojinwodeerbian，

yongzhiyouwomenliangrennengtingdaodeshengyinshuo：“nvren，nizheishizaiwanhuo。

”wowendaoletashenshangqingliedegulongshuiwei，hetatoudingneitiaoreqitengtengdedanmu。【caocaocao！

zheitaicishisheixiangde！woyaokoutagongzi！taizhongerle！haoxiangyuandixiaoshi！tazenmehaibuhaipa？

zhengchangrenbushiyinggaihedesesefadouma？】worenzhexiao，yexuezhetadeyangzi，dianqijiaojian，coudaotaerbian，

yongqishenghuijingdao：“guzong，huozaiweixian，wanhuo**。”guchenyandeshenti，mingxiandijiangyingle。

tatoudingdedanmu，zaijinglileduanzandesijihou，kaishifengkuangdigundong。【！！！！】【tatingjianle？

takendingtingjianle！tajueduishitingjianle！】【tajuranganneihanwo！zheigenvren，youdianyisi。】【budui，

bazongbunengshuo‘youyisi’，yinggaishuo……】xiayimiao，tazhiqishen，huifuleneifulengkudemoyang，

duizhequanbangongshideren，yongbudabuxiaodeyinliangxuanbu：“congjintianqi，linyouyou，zuowodetieshenzhuli。

”quanchangdaoxiyikouliangqi。bailiandeyanzhuzidoukuaidengchulaile。wokanzhetatoudingneitiaoyangyangdeyidedanmu，

chadianmeibengzhu。【hengheng，tieshenzhuli，zheixiazongnenggaoqingchunidaodiyoushenmemimileba？nvren，

nichenggongyinqilewodezhuyi。】【……pei！haoexin，woyoubeizheipotaiciexindaole。】woshenxiyikouqi，

duizhetaluchuleyigebikuhainankande、biaozhundetiangoushigandongbiaoqing：“guzong！

wojiuzhidaoninxinlishiyouwode！woyuanyi！woshenmedouyuanyi！”guchenyandezuijiao，

jibukejiandichouchuleyixia。【……jiuming，woweishenmeyaojizijiwazheimedayigekeng。】jiuzheiyang，

zaiquangongsizhenjingdemuguangzhong，wo，linyouyou，congyigedicengxiaozhiyuan，yibudengtian，chenglezongcaidetieshenzhuli。

wodemudehenjiandan：lizheigexingzoudedanmujijinyidian，jiunenggenghaodibaozhuwodexiaoming，shunbian，

kangengduodexiaohua。3chengweiguchenyandetieshenzhulihou，woderiziguodeneijiaoyige“shuishenhuore”。

suowei“shuishen”，shizhiwomeitiandouyaomianduiguchenyanneizhangbingshanlian，hetatoudingreqingsihuodedanmu，

biexiaobiedaoneishang，yanleidoukuaicongzuijiaoliuchulaile。suowei“huore”，

shizhibailianyijiyizhongaimuguchenyandenvpeimen，meitianbianzhefaerdizhaowomafan，shouduanzhidilie，

qingjiezhijiangzhi，rangwotanweiguanzhi。biruxianzai，wozhengzaijiguchenyanpaokafei，bailianjiuniuzheyaoguolaile，

buxiaoxin“zhuang”lewoyixia，ranhoutazijijianjiaozheshuaidaozaidi，shoulidewenjiansaleyidi。“a！wodeshou！

”taxuanranyuqidikanzhecongbangongshizouchulaideguchenyan，“chenyangege，wobushiguyide，

youyouta……takenengshibuxihuanwo……”guchenyanmianwubiaoqingdizouguolai，

toudingdedanmuyijingkaishi**kaimaile。【lailelaile，jingdiandenvpeixianhaihuanjie。zheiyanjiyetaifukualeba？

pengcidoumeizheimebuzhuanye。】【anzhaojuben，woyinggaibufenqinghongzaobaidizhizelinyouyou，

ranhouwenroudifuqibailian，jinxianbazongdeyanxiaxinmang。】【keshi……haofana，

meitiandouyaoyanzheizhongruozhiqingjie，woganjuewodezhishangdoubeiladile。】wokanzhetayilian“wofanle，

kuaidianjieshuba”debiaoqing，juedingbangtayiba。budengtakaikou，wo“putong”yishengjiuguixiale，suduzhikuai，

lidaozhimeng，baguchenyanhebailiandouheleyitiao。wobaozheguchenyandedatui，

kudeneijiaoyigesixinliefei：“guzong！duibuqi！doushiwodecuo！shiwojidubai**nengdedaonindeqinglai，

shiwoxinxiongxiaai，shiwoedushandu！ninfawoba！zhiyaonengrangninxiaoqi，rangwozuoshenmedouxing！

”guchenyan：“……”bailian：“……”guchenyantoudingdedanmu，yijingchedibeiwodesaocaozuojishuapingle。

【？？？】【tazheishiganshenme？qiangwotaici？budui，womeizheitaicia！】【tazenmebiwohaihuiyan？

zheitouru，zheibiaoqing，aosikadouqiantayizuoxiaojinrena！】【dengdeng，tazheimeyigao，wojiexialaigaizenmeyan？

jubenshangmeixiea！】woyibianku，yibiantoutouguanchatadedanmu。kanjiantakaqiaole，

wolike“shanjierenyi”dijixuwodebiaoyan。“guzong，ninbieweinanle！wozhidaoninxintengbai**，zheiyangba，

weilebuchangbai**，woyuanyi……woyuanyibazheigeyuedegongzidoujita！

”wokuzhecongkoudailitaochuwodeqianbao，dijihaitangzaidishangdebailian，“bai**，duibuqi！

zheidianqianninnazhe，jiudangshiwodepeizuile！”bailiankanzhewoshoulineijizhanglinglingsansandechaopiao，liandoulvle。

tashihaomenqianjin，nalishouguozheizhongwuru。guchenyantoudingdedanmu，yijingcong“？？？

”bianchengle“hahahahahaha”。【juele！zheizhaotaijuele！sharenzhuxina！】【tashizaibangwoba？

takendingshizaibangwo！takanbudewomeitianyanzheizhongjiangzhiqingjie，suoyizhudongchujile！】【zhijia！

woguchenyanershiduonian，zhongyuzhaodaozhijile！】wokanzhetaneizhangyijiulengruobingshuangdelian，

hetoudingyijingkaishidanfangmianrenwodangxiongdidedanmu，qiangrenzhexiaoyi，jixufahui。“guzong，

qiuninbuyaokaichuwo！wobunengmeiyouzheifengongzuo，bunengmeiyounina！

”guchenyansihuzhongyucongzhenjingzhonghuiguoshenlai，taqingleqingsangzi，ditoukanzhewo，yanshenfuza。【buxing，

renshebunengbeng。wodexianggebanfa，jifuhebazongdeshenfen，younengbazheichangxiyuanguoqu。】yushi，

tahuanhuankaikou，shengyinlidaizheyisibuyichaাকde……yuyue？“qilai。”wolikeguaiqiaodipaqilaizhanhao。

takanleyiyandishanghaimengzhedebailian，youkanleyiyanwo，zuihou，yongyizhongburongzhihuideyuqixuanbu：“bailian，

bannongshifei，kousangeyuejiangjin。linyouyou……”tadunledun，wokandaotatoudingdedanmuzaifengkuangsikao。

【gaizenmechulitani？youle！】“linyouyou，zuoweichengfa，ni……”talazhangleyudiao，

“fanijinwangenwohuijia，qinzijiwozuofan。”wo：“？”bailian：“！！！”zhouweidechiguaqunzhong：“！

！！”wokanzhetatoudingneitiaoshanshuozhejinseguangmangdedanmu，chediwuyule。【hengheng，

zheiyangjinengchengfata（rangtajiwozuofan），younengbatadailigongsizheigeshifeizhidi，

hainengjinyibushitanta……wozhenshigexiaotiancai！】wohainengshuoshenmeni？

wozhinengzaicijichugandongdeleishui：“shi！guzong！xiexieguzong！”jiuzheiyang，wobujinmeibeifa，

fanerhuodele“shangmenfuwu”de“shurong”。congneitianqi，woheguchenyanzhijian，xingchengleyizhongguiyidemoqi。

tafuzezairenqianbanyanlengkuwuqingdebazong，wofuzebanyanbeiweichiqingdetiangou。tayongdanmufengkuangtucaoqingjie，

woyongyanjiwanmeipeihetadetucao。tadedanmu，chenglewoweiyidejuben。womenliang，

jiuxianglianggebeikunzaicaotaibanzilideyingdiyinghou，meitiankaozhezhiyouwomenzijinengkandongde“anhao”，

zaijiangzhideqingjieli，biaozheyichangyouyichangtixiaojiefeideduishouxi。zhidaoneitian，yigezhenzhengde“qingjiezhadan”，

beikongtoudaolewomenmianqian——yuanshudenvzhujiao，guchenyandebaiyueguang，yaohuiguole。

4yuanshunvzhumingjiaosuwanwan，renruqiming，wenroudexiangyiwangchunshui，shidianxingdexiaobaihualeixing。tayihuiguo，

guchenyanjiubeiqingjieqiangzhibangding，bixuqujichangjieji。wozuoweitade“tieshenzhuli”，ziranyedegenzhe。

cheli，guchenyanzhengjinweizuo，mushiqianfang，yizhangjunlianlengdenengdiaoxiabingzhazi。dantatoudingdedanmu，

queshiyipianaihao。【fansilefansilefansile！weishenmefeiyaowolaijieji！wogongsihaiyouyiduishini！

zheipoqingjienengbunengjiangdiandaoli！wogentayoubushu！

】【yihuierhaiyaoshangyan‘shenqingduishi’、‘xuhanwennuan’dexima，ou，wozuotianchidefandouyaotuchulaile。

】【linyouyouzaipangbiankanzheni，tahuibuhuiwuhuia？suirantashigetiangou，

danhaoxiang……yebushineimetaorenyan。】wozuozaifujiashi，jiazhuangkanfengjing，zuijiaofengkuangshangyang。daolejichang，

womenhenkuaijiuzairenqunzhongkandaolesuwanwan。tachuanzheyitiaobaiselianyiqun，zhangfapiaopiao，kandaoguchenyanshi，

yanjinglilikexumanleleishui，yifushouletiandaweiqudemoyang。“chenyangege……”tarouroudikaikou。

guchenyantoudingdedanmushunjianlaxianglezhandoujingbao。【laile！tayaolaile！tayaokaishitadebiaoyanle！

】【qingjietishi：woyinggailikeshangqian，tuoxiawaitaopizaitashenshang，ranhouyongchongmancixingdeshengyinshuo‘wanwan，

huanyinghuilai’。】【jiuminga！sheilaijiujiuwo！wozhendebuxiangdangzhongyangkongdiaoa！

】woyanzhengzhengkanzheguchenyandeshenti，bushoukongzhidichaosuwanwanzouqu。tadedongzuoyouxiejiangying，

xianranshizaiheqingjiedeqiangzhilizuoduikang。tatuoxiaxizhuangwaitao，pizailesuwanwandejianshang。

suwanwandelianshangluchuledeyideweixiao。raner，guchenyanjiexialaishuodehua，querangsuoyourendoulengzhule。

“su**，huanyinghuiguo。waimianfengda，dangxinzheliang，yiyaofeihengui。”suwanwan：“？

”wokandaoguchenyantoudingdedanmu，zaijinglileduanzandekongbaihou，piaoguoyixingxiaozi。【heng，

qingjiezhirangwopiyifuheshuohua，meiguidingwojutishuoshenme。qibuqi？】wochadianxiaochusheng。rencaia！

suwanwanxianranmeixiangdaohuishizheigekaichang，dantahenkuaidiaozhengguolai，yonggengweiqudeyuqishuo：“chenyangege，

nihaizaishengwodeqima？dangnianwobugaoerbie，shiyoukuzhongde……”shuozhe，tajiuzhunbeiwangguchenyanhuailidao。

guchenyandedanmuyijingbianchenglejingtaohailang。【bieguolai！nibuyaoguolaia！】【shentidongbulele！

gaisideqingjieqiangzhili！linyouyou！jiuwo！yongnineiyibaikuaidepeichangjinzatayexinga！

】yankantajiuyaobeipobaozhusuwanwan，shangyanyichu“pojingzhongyuan”deganrenxima，wodangjiliduan，

yigejianbuchongleshangqu，qiangzaisuwanwanzhiqian，“putong”yixia，jingzhundibaozhuleguchenyandedatui。

woyoukule。“guzong！”woyangzhetou，leiyanposuodikanzheta，“wozhidaoninjiandaosu**henkaixin，

keshi……keshininnengbunengxiankankanwo？wojintianzaoshangmeichifan，xianzaiyoudiandixuetang，wotouyun，

我站不住了！

”guchenyan：“……”suwanwan：“……”zhouweidechiguaqunzhong：“……”guchenyanditoukanzhewo，

neiyanshen，fuzadexiangshizaikanyigezhenxiwuzhong。tatoudingdedanmu，zaichenmolesanmiaohou，

baofachuleyizhenjingtiandongdidekuangxiao。【hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha！】【gandepiaoliang！

linyouyou！nijiushiwodeshen！】【zheiliyouzhaode，qingxintuosu，buzuozuo！dixuetang，juele！

】【congjintianqi，nijiushiwoyifuyimudeqinjiemei！】suwanwandeliandouqibaile，tazhizhewo，

duiguchenyanshuo：“chenyangege，tashishei？tazenmenengzheimemeiguiju？”guchenyandeshentizhongyunengdongle。

tabudongshengsediwanghoutuileyibu，rangwobaolegekong。ranhou，tajugaolinxiadikanzhewo，

yongtaneibiaozhixingdebazongkouwenshuo：“wodezhuli，budongshi，rangsu**jianxiaole。”【yande，doushiyande。

jiemei，weiqunile，huitoujinijiaxin！】wolikehuiyi，congdishangpaqilai，zoudaosuwanwanmianqian，

zhudongshenchushou，lianshangguazhetianzhenwuxiedexiaorong：“su**nihao，wojiaolinyouyou，shiguzongde……ng，

yigehenzhongyaodezhuli。wogangcaijiushitaijidongle，ninbiejieyi。ninzhangdezhenhaokan，genguzongzhanzaiyiqi，

zhenshilangcainvmao，tianshengyidui！”suwanwandelianseshaoweihaokanlexie，zhengzhunbeishuoxieshenme。wohuafengyizhuan，

jixuyongneizhongchunliangdeyuqishuo：“jiushi……su**nigangcongguowaihuilai，kenengbuzhidao，

womenguzongzheigerenba，xinshan，jianbuderenshouku。pingshigongsimenkouyouliulangmaoliulanggou，tadouyaoqinziweide。

suoyininbieduoxiang，taduininhao，chuncuishichuyurendaozhuyiguanhuai。a，duile，guzong，

ninchelijiliulangmaozhunbeidemaolianghaiyouma？wojuedesu**kanqilaiyetingxuyaobuchongyixiayingyangde。

”guchenyan：“……”tatoudingdedanmu：【pu——】suwanwandelian，yirouyankejiandesudu，congbaidaohong，

zaiconghongdaolv，zuihoubianchenglezise，jingcaifencheng。“ni！”taqideshuobuchuhua。

woyilianwugudikanzheta：“su**，nizenmele？shishentibushufuma？yeshi，womenzheizhongputongren，

chidedoushiwuguzaliang，buxiangnin，yikanjiushihelushuizhangdade。wogangcaishuoninxiangbaimifanyiyang，ganjingchunjie，

meishuocuoba？”suwanwan：“……”tadagaishidiyiciyudaowozheizhongbuantaoludeduishou，

beiwoyiju“jiejienirenzhenhao，xiangbaimifan”jiyedebantianmeichuanshangqilai，zuihouzhinengduoleduojiao，

henhendidenglewoyiyan，zijizoule。yichang“baiyueguangzhongfeng”deniandudaxi，jiuzheimebeiwojiaohuangle。

huigongsidelushang，chelianjingdekepa。guchenyanyizhimeishuohua，zhishikanzhechuangwai。dantatoudingdedanmu，

queyijingkaileyichangshengdadeparty。【shuang！taishuangle！zheibeizimeizheimeshuangguo！】【linyouyou，

wodehulianwangzuiti！baimifan，hahahaha，tashizenmexiangchulaide！】【buxing，wodejitazhanggongzi！

zhangshuangbei！bu，sanbei！】【zheigemengyou，wojiaodingle！】woyekanzhechuangwai，jiazhuangshenmedoumeikanjian。

wozhidao，congjintianqi，woheguchenyandeguanxi，buzaishijiandande“bazonghetadetiangouzhuli”le。womenshi，

shijijianglianshou，ganfanzheipoqingjiede，zuijiasunyou。5neitianzhihou，woheguchenyandeguanxifashenglezhidefeiyue。

womenyiranzaigongsibanyanzhegezidejiaose，dansixiali，womenjinxinglediyici，

yeshiweiyiyicide“tanpai”。didianzaitajiadeshufang。tazuozaiwoduimian，biaoqingyansu，

toudingdedanmuquehenjinzhang。【gaizenmekaikouni？zhijiewenta‘ninengkanjianwodexinshengma’？buxing，taishale。

wanyitabuneng，neiwobushibaolulezijishigetucaoyidemimi？】【youle，wokeyiyongpaichufa。】yushi，

taqingleqingsangzi，yongyizhongshangyetanpandekouwenwenwo：“linyouyou，niweishenmeyaobangwo？”wozhalezhayan，

kaishilewodebiaoyan：“yinweiwoainina，guzong！wojianbuderenherenjinintianmafan，youqishibiedenvren！

”guchenyandezuijiaochoulechou。【……xingba，zheigexuanxiangpaichule。】【neihuangewenfa。

】“ni……shibushijuede，woyoushihoushuodehua，hewozuodeshi，butaiyiyang？”tawendexiaoxinyiyi。

wojixuyan：“meiyoua！guzongninshuoshenmejiushishenme，zuoshenmedoushiduide！ninjiushiwodetian，wodedi，

woderenshengxinyang！”guchenyan：“……”【……zheigeyepaichule。】【nandaozhendezhishiqiaohe？bukeneng！

jueduibukeneng！】tasihuxianrulechensi，toudingdedanmukaishishuapingfenxiwohetazhijiandemeiyicihudong，

congwoduokaikafei，daojichangbaodatui，zaidaoyongbaimifanqizousuwanwan。wokanzhetaneifumingsikuxiangdeyangzi，

juedingbudoutale。“guzong，”wodaduanletadesikao，“ninshibushixiangwen，

woweishenmezongnengzhidaoninxiayibuxiangganshenme？”guchenyanmengditaitou，yanshenruilidikanzhewo。

【taguoranzhidao！】woxiaolexiao，zhilezhitadetouding：“yinwei，nintoudingdedanmu，taijingcaile。”kongqi，

ninggule。guchenyandebiaoqing，chuxianlezicongworenshitayilaidediyiciliehen。

taxiayishidishenshoumolemozijidetouding，fangfoneilizhendeyoushenmedongxi。tatoudingdedanmu，

zaijinglilezhangdayifenzhongdechedisijihou，huanhuanpiaoguoyixingzi。【……wanle，woderenshe，haoxiangbengle。

】wokanzhetaneifushijieguanbengtademoyang，zhongyurenbuzhu，xiaochulesheng。neicitanhua，womenliaolehenjiu。

wogaosuta，woshiyigelaiziyishijiede“chuanshuzhe”，erta，shizheibenshudenanzhujiao。

womendoubeiyigejiaozuo“qingjie”dedongxishufuzhe，bixuanzhaojidingdeguidaozouxiaqu。guchenyanzegaosuwo，

tacongyouziwoyishikaishi，jiuzhidaozijihuozaiyige“juben”li。tanaozilizonghuiyouyigeshengyin，

gaosutagaishuoshenme，gaizuoshenme。tafankangguo，danmeiyicifankang，douhuibeiyiguqiangdadeliliangqiangxingjiuzheng。

jiuerjiuzhi，tafangqile，zhinengzaixinlifengkuangtucao，laifaxiezijidebuman。“suoyi，”takanzhewo，

yanshenlidaizheyisicongweiyouguodeguangliang，“ninengkanjianwodetucao，erni，sihubingbuwanquanshouqingjiedekongzhi。

ni……shiwomenweiyidexiwang。”“tanbushangxiwang，”wobailebaishou，“wozhishigexiangbaozhuxiaoming，

shunbiankanxidexianyu。buguo，jiranxianzaiwomenshiyigenshengshangdemazha，neijiegemeng，yebushibuxing。”“hao！

”guchenyandeyanjingliangdejingren，“congjintianqi，womenjiushi‘fanqingjie’lianmeng！niderenwu，

jiushiliyongwodedanmu，suijiyingbian，pohuaiguanjianqingjie。woderenwu，jiushiliyongnanzhudeshenfen，

zaiqingjieyunxudefanweinei，weinitigongzuidadebianlihebaohu！”【ye！zhongyuzhaodaozuzhile！

wobushiyigerenzaizhandou！】kanzhetatoudingneitiaohuanhuqueyuededanmu，womeirenzhu，youxiaole。raner，

womendoudigule“qingjie”deliliang。jiuzaiwomenjiemengdediertian，“shijie”dejinggao，jiulaile。

neitianzaoshang，wogangdaogongsi，jiufaxianqifenbudui。suoyourendouyongyizhongqiguaideyanshenkanzhewo。

guchenyanbawojiaojinlebangongshi，lianseshiqiansuoweiyoudeningzhong。tameiyoushuohua，

zhishibayifenbaozhituidaolewomianqian。toubantoutiao，

yongjiacudeheitizixiezhe——《gushijituanzongcaiyuqizhulide“bangongshilianqing”puguang，

yisichazusushiqianjin》。peitu，shiwozaijichangbaotadatui，hetaxuanbuwozuotatieshenzhulidezhaopian。

tatoudingdedanmu，shiyipiancongweiyouguode，daibiaozheweixiandehongse。【jinggao……qingjiekaishiziwoxiufu。

】【jinggao……jiancedaoguanjianrenwuooc（xinggepianli）xingwei，qidongchengfajizhi。

】【linyouyou……youweixian。】wokanzheneitiaodanmu，xin，yidiandiandichenlexiaqu。womendexiaodongzuo，

zhongjiuhaishi，renuleneigezangzaimuhoude，zhenzhengde“caopanshou”。

6“qingjiechengfa”laidebiwomenxiangxiangzhonggengkuai，yegengmenglie。shouxianshiguchenyandegongsi。

yigeyuanbentandehaohaodehaiwaihezuoxiangmu，duifangturanhaowuzhengzhaodichezi，

bingfanguolaizhikonggushijituanqiequshangyejimi。yishijian，gushigujiadadie，neiburenxinhuanghuang。

guchenyanmangdejiaotoulane，meitiandehuiyicongzaoshangkaidaoshenye。tatoudingdedanmu，yecongqingsongdetucao，

bianchenglegezhongshujufenxiheweijiyuan。【zheibuheluoji。duifangdehuiyuehaowushangyelixing，

jiuxiang……beiqiangxinganxiale‘huiyue’deanniu。】【shi‘qingjie’zaichushou。tazaixueruowodeliliang。

】erwozheibian，zegengjiazhijie。wodefumu，neiduizaiyuanshuzhongweileqiannengbanvermaidiaodejipinfumu，

turankongjiangdaolegongsi。tamenzaidatingliyoukuyounao，zhizeguchenyan“wannong”tamennverdeganqing，

yaoqiuguchenyanyaomelikequwo，yaomejiujichuyidabi“qingchunsunshifei”。

wokanzhetamenneifubeijiangzhidezuilian，toudoudale。wozhidao，zheibushitamenzijideyiyuan，

tamenzhishi“qingjie”yonglaigongjiwodeqizi。guchenyanconghuiyishichulai，kandaozheiyimu，

lianseshunjianchenlexiaqu。tatoudingdehongsedanmu，shanshuodegengjiaciyan。【chengfashengjile。

tazaigongjiwomenderuanlei。】【taxiangbiwomenjiufan，biwomenhuidao‘bazongyutiangou’deguidaoshang。

】【wobunengrangtamenshanghailinyouyou。】tazoudaowofumumianqian，haimeidengtakaikou，

wobajiuyibabitiyibaleidipuleshangqu：“guzonga！womenjiayouyouduinikeshiyipianzhenxina！

nizenmenengshiluanzhongqini！”womazezaiyipangchangbailian：“womenyebushibujiangdaolideren。

jirannimenzhenxinxiangai，neijiuganjinbahunshidingxialaiba！womenjiasuiranbibushangnimengujia，