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小说简介

shifenjuyoukandiandeyibenshuangwen《woneiqingxingdezhuixufujun》，leishuyugudaiyanqingticai，zhurengongshixusongzeluyanyan，xiaoshuoyuanchuangzuozhejiaozuomaomidoulikongkong。gushineirongfengfuduoyang，chongmanjingxiyuciji。muqinyebugaidongshoudaren。」pomucumeiditou，yanlidaizheqifen：「wodeer，niangyeshiweilenihao，xiwangnizaorikaizhisanye、guangzongyaozu，sheizhinizheiniangzinao……

精彩章节

chengqinsannian，woweicengyouyun。pomuxiangwangfujunfanglisaijigemaomeixiaoqie。pomudaizhexiaoqiemenjinmenshi。

wozhengkuzhebabozisaijinzaojiuzhunbeihaodebailingli。jigeshinvlachezhewodequnbai。zuilikutianhandi，

shifenruxi。jingxiangwozhendeyaodiaosizijiyiban。wofajisongsan，yiqunlingluan，

lianshangmanshileishui：「wosannianwusuochu，woyouzui！woduibuqixujialiezuliezong！bielanzhewoyaoyisixiezui，

rangliezuliezongbaoyouguanrennengkaizhisanye！」1wojiaoshengyueji，shihuaiyangchengshoufushengjiadunv。woaniangsidezao，

suoyoujiachandoushiwoyigerende。aniangsiqianjiwozhaolegejiajingbudahaodefuxu。

tashuozhaofuxuzuiyaojindeyangmao，yaoshinengmaoruopananneishizuihaode。tajiwoliulezheibeizidouhuabujindeqiancai。

shuofujiarenkoujiandan，wojiaguoqudingnengpinganshunsuiguoyibeizi。kexile，woaniangqiansuanwansuan，

meisuandaowopomuyirenjiunengjiaohunzhenggeshengfu。wofujunxusongze，renruqiming。rusongboyibanshenzitingba，

keweizhilanyushu、maobipanan...zhikexipomubushigehaoxiangyude。

yanxiapomuchuanzhehuaiyangchengzuishixingdeanhongsezhijinyishan，

shanshan......huotuotuoyifuguifurenmoyang......nalihaiyoubanfenyinianqianshougulinxundeyangzi？

tashenhougenzhelianggedayahuan，zaiwanghoujiushidizhetoudejigenvzi，yuemoshiwuliusuida。

kanzhetamenyixingrenyouyuanjijin，wojiadashengliangkuhan，

youjixiaotaoshileyanse：「bunengweifujiayanhoushiwoyouzui，kewoshengjiayoujiaxun，budenaqie。

fujunshiwoshengjiazhuixu，fujunjiuyaonaqie，zheibushixianwoyubuxiaoma？！」

wozhengzhazhetidiaojiaoxiadedengzi：「wobuhuole，haiburudiaosi！」

xiaotaojinbaozhewodeshuangtuizhangzuijiulai:「womenfurenririzaipusaqianguimanliugeshichen，

jiuweileguyenengyouyizi。」pomujianwonaodedongjingyuelaiyueda，menwaikanrenaoderenyuelaiyueduo。

tajingyiluxiaopaoguolai，shoushangliqizhida，yibabawochelexialai，zuilimadao：「nigexiao**！

ruwojiamensannian，liangedandoumeixia，wozhibuguoweiwoerxunlejigeliangqie，nijiunaodezheibannankan，

zheidianqidu，haizuoshenmezhengqi！」xiaotaobaozhewo，

fenfenbupingjujumingzhonglaotaipodeyaohai：「sheirenbuzhishiguyeruwomenshengjiademen，

zheifulinayiyangbushiwomenshengjiade？」「nazheshengjiadeqiandushukekaozuoguan，zheigangdangshangguanzhuanyanjiuyaonaqie，

nimenxujiayouhelianmian？」xiaotaoyurulianzhuban：「gonglidetaiyidoushuobushiwomen**dewenti，

laofurenhaishizaoxieweiguyexundemingyilaiqiaoqiaoba！zheiqianwomenshengfuyibingchule。」

wopomuqideliandouniuqule，shouzhizaikongzhongjianglexujiu，caifanyingguolaizuoshiyaopushanglaidaxiaotao。

tazuilifanfuzhouma：「nigexiaotizijingganwuruwoer！nigexiaotizi！xiao**！**degoudongxi！」

buyuanchuwodefujunshanshanlaichi。wofanshoujiangxiaotaohuzaishenhou，pomuzheiyibazhangluozailewolianshang，

woshunshidaodi，yishouwuzhelian。xusongzejianwoaileyibazhang，jiakuailebuzipaolaijianchawodeshangshi。

tanakaiwowuzheliandeshou，wolianshangheranshihongsedezhangyin，shifenxingmu：「zenmeshangchengzheiyang？」

wohenhenqialezijiyiba，tongchuliangxingleishui，shengyinrouroushenshiwojianyoulian：「fujundoushiqieshenbuhao，

renulepomu。」xusongzejiangwofuqi，bawohuanzaihuaili，duizhepomumianlubuyue：「zairuhe，

muqinyebugaidongshoudaren。」pomucumeiditou，yanlidaizheqifen：「wodeer，niangyeshiweilenihao，

xiwangnizaorikaizhisanye、guangzongyaozu，sheizhinizheiniangzinaozheshangdiao，niangqijicaibuxiaoxindadaoleta。」

「nishimeitingdao，ganggangxiaotaozheixiao**shizenmerumaniangde！」xiaotaoshangshuangtuiyigui，

shichengdekelelianggetou：「qingguyemingjian，shilaofurenxianmawomenguniangshibuhuixiadandemuji，

nubicaimahuiqude。」tingwencihua，woxiaoshengchuoqi，xusongzeqingpaiwodebei，yishianwei。

xusongzelouzhewodeshougengyonglilejifen。woshunshiwaizhetoukaozaitaxiongkou，xiaoshengchuoqibianchengmaitoutongku。

xusongzeshuangshoubaojinwo，meitouningdegengjinle：「zheixienianniangziyongzijidejiazhuangqianweiwobaiqingmingshi，

dadiangechu，liliwaiwaidalidetuotuotietie，muqinfeidejiuzheshengyuyishibufangma？」

「jinrimuqinzhangguaierxiyishichuanlechuqu，rihoutongliaomenshuowokedaifaqi，gairuheshihao。」

pomushuangshoujiujinzijideyijiao，niuniunieniebaichuyifucimuyang：「wodeer，

niangzhenzhenshihaoxinweinizhexiang......」zheilaotaipomeihuijiwoliguijusapohou，

mianduierzidoubaichuyifuhaoxinbanhuaishidemoyang。gounengyande，tazenmebuqunanqubanzichangxi？

xusongzekandaozijiqinniangzheirouruodekelianyang，mianshangdebuyuelimajianlesanfen。yishoulouzhewo，

zaiyebukanpomu：「muqinyihoujiububicaolaoweiwonaqiele，muqinnianshiyigaohaishizaizijideyuanzixiangfuba，

zheihouzhaideshihaishijiaojiniangziba。」huidaofangzhong，xusongzejieguoxiaotaonalaideshuizhudan，bolepi，

tiworouqilelian。yipengdaojidanwodelian**ladeteng，worenbuzhu：「teng，fujunqingdian。」

xusongzejiangwodelianbaizhengshoushangdelidaoyuefaqingrou，taqingtan：「muqinxiashoutezhongle，

niangzihaohaoyizhanglianjingbeidachengzheiyang。」woyaotoukaikoujieshidao：「fujunwuhuile，

muqinzheibazhangyuanbenshiyaodaxiaotao。」lianshangdeshangbeichedao，tongdewoxilekouliangqi，

lianjuwanzhengdehuadoushuobulisuo。「danwozenkerangxiaotaoyinweihuzhewoaileda。」

shangdiaozheichuxishiwozaojiumouhuahaode，laotaipozheiyibazhangwoshushishimeiliaodao。

congqiantaweinanwoyebuguoshiyixiebaipopojiazideshouduan，shenmerangwozhanzaiwuyanxiadingzhelierisihouta，

sangengbanyenazhezhangbenlaizhiwenwoweiherucipuzhanglangfei。。。woyebudalita，zaishengyuyishishang，

tazuishangtilehaojihui，woquanranmeidanghuishi。bijingxusongzechuledushu，pingriduiwoyesuanwenroutitie。

kezheihuitabawaibianderendaihuileshengfu，xiangyueguowojifujunnaqie，mendoumeiyou。xusongzefangxiashoulidedan，

bawoyongruhuaizhong，xiabadizhewodetou，yanlifushangjifenrouqing，tahuanhuankaikou：「cishishimuqindecuo，

dongshoushangleniangzi，wodaimuqinxiangniangzipeigebushi。」

wobaojintaxishifenzudehongleyankuang：「shiqieshenbuzhengqi，weinengweifujundanxiayierbannvde，

zheicairenaolemuqin。」xusongzedeshengyinzaiwotoudingxiangqi：「womenhainianqing，shentiyoukangjian，

zisiyishibuji。」2ziwomenchenghunyilai，xusongzejiudaizhetadelaomuqinzaiwoshengfuzhuxiale。pomushoujiu，

jiaowoqutafanglitingxun，yaoqiuwochenhundingshengxiangtaqingan，sihoutazaoqixishu。woxiaozhediantou，

qulejirijiye，wohuidaozijifangzhongkaishichabusifanbuxiang，youxinchongchong。xusongzedushuhuilaijianzhuang，

lazhewowen，daodiheshirangworucifanxin。wotanzheqitongtashuo：「buzhishibushiwozuodebugouhao，

bugoutuotie，zheijirizongganjuemuqinbuxihuanwo。」songsongzetuanzhuwo，

xiabadizaiwotoushang：「niangziruciyouxiaoxin，muqinzenmehuibuxihuannini？mingriwotongniqujimuqinqingan。」

dierritianbuliang，wojiudianledenglazhetayiqiqujipomuqingan，xusongzeqibulai。wochuandaizhengqi，

zaichuangbiandingzhuta：「woxianqujimuqinqingan，fujunwanxieguolaipeimuqinyongzaoshanba。」wogangdaopomumenkou，

jiuchuanlailepomudeshengyin：「laidezheibanwan，haiyaowolaotaipodengni，wokanniyixianglansanguan，

jiarenleyemeiyouyidianweirenxidemoyang！」woyebudingzui，wenshengyingxia，rangxiarenbeihaofancai，

haoxicaikaishini？yongzaoshanshi，pomurangwozhanzaiyicesihouta，bucaishukou，douyaojingguowodeshou。

meiguoduojiu，xusongzelaile。tajinmenshi，wozhengzaijipomutianzhou。takanlewoyiyan，jiulazhewozuoxia，

zijijieguowoshouzhongwan，shengqizhoulai。pomuyongyandaoziwanlewoyiyan，xianworangtadehaodaerdongshoulebei。

xusongzejiangneiwanzhoufangdaotaniangmianqian：「jiazhongyoubushimeiyouxiaren，zheixieshiyihourangtamenquzuojiuhao，

niangzihebiqinzidongshouni？」zheihuasuishiduizhewoshuo，dangaitingderenkebushiwo。pomutingzhezheihua，

kanzhemianqianzheiyiwangangshenghaohaimaozhereqidezhou，yemeileweikou：「zheishitazuoweierxigaijindexiaodao，

zennengjiatarenzhishou。」xusongzegangxiangshuoxieshenme，wozaizhuoxiacheletayixiu，shiyitazhukou。

woshishikailekou：「shizheimegelimeicuo，danyaoshuodaojinxiao，zuigaimuqinjinxiaodeyinggaishifujun，

wozuoweishengjianv，weicengshouguomuqinyiriyangyu，gesanchawuqinganyejiubale，zheimeirichenhundingshengde，

ruoshifujunmeirihewoyiqi，erxijuebuganyouyuanyan。」xusongzeshunzhewodehuaxiaodao：「niangzishuodeshi，

zheixiaodaoyeyingshiwolaijin，congmingriqi，wodinghuiheniangziririguolaixiangmuqinqingan。」chibaofan，

xusongzejiulazhewohuilezijiyuanzhong。cihou，meirigangguomaoshi，tianhaiweiliang，xusongzerangxiarenhantaniangqishen，

daishangwodengzhejitaniangqingan。fanzhuoshangtadouhuinaixinyouxixin，yibianbianwentaniang，

shentishifoujiankang?tianshuijiayi，shiwujuxi。zaofanchiwan，tianhaimeiliang。meichuqiri，tayandiwuqing，

shuangyantonghong，haqianbutingxiangshilaojisui。tabaitianyelidouyaodushu，nalidingdezhu？

wobaitianshinengtouxianbujuede。dishiwuri，tadingzhecaisebandelianhepomuyongshan，

zhongyupomuneibianpairenlaichuanhua，mianlewomendechenhundingsheng。hei！bianzidadaozijierzishenshangcaihuijuedeteng。

3tamenmuzilianglaihuaiyangshi，liangrenjiudaileyigexiaobaofu，litouzhuangzhejijianxidefabaideyishang，jigetongban，

zaiwuqita。wozixiaosuanwodiejinzunyuguiyangda，wodieshihuaiyangshoufu，wodechichuanyongdudoushidinghaode。

wodiejiwoliuxiadetianchanpuzi，wojiusuanshenmedoubuzuoyegouhuahaojibaibeizide。woxiaimudan，

wodieshengqianweiwoxunlailexuduomingguidepinzhong，yaohuang、weizi、zhaofendeng，zaiwoyuanlizhongxia，

youqinglegongjiangjingxinjiaohu。pianwopomujiejianguanle，kanbudewomeigeyueshizaihuahuacaocaoshangneimeduoyinzi。

jiaorangzherangwobazhengpianmudanjichanle，zhongshangguaguoshucaishengdiancaiqian。kexishengfushiwoshuolesuan，

wozaitazijideyuanlikongchuyikuaidijita，zhidangrangtadafashijian。kexusongzehaishijuedewobushirenjianyanhuo，

meijingliguojiku，bugoutiliangtamuqin。wopomuduocixiangcongwozheitanquzhangjiaquan。

zheimuziliangzuishangshuowopuzhanglangfei，danxiangyongqilaimeijianyidianbushe。biru，congqianxusongzeyonglaixiewenzhangdezhi，

congjiwenqiandeyidacaozhihuanchengliangguanqianyizhangdeshanghaoxuanzhi。chulaishitakanzhewojingxinweitabeixiadewenfangsibao，

buzhidaoyouduohuanxi，yizhangzhixiemanliangmian，zhengzhengqiqimafangzaiyipangneige。rujinni？tameiyousixushi，

huluanxiejibijiurouchengyituandiuzaiyipang，womeijiantayouyidingdianxinteng。rena，taiqingyidedaodedongxi，

zongshibuzhenxi。wodiecongxiaobaozhewozaikufanglizhuanyou，woziqisuiqijiusuandeyishouhaozhang。

woyedejiwofujunhaohaosuanbizhang。neirixusongzezaishufangliwenxigongkeshi，wonazhezhangbenzaishufangguzuokuzhuang，

tajianwokunaoyewenshangyiliangju，woxiangtahuanhuandaolai，jinriduoyouchonghai，

jiaowaidejishimuliangtianshouchengruijianyiban，woyaofugongqianjigongren，youyaojiguanfujiaoshui。

taweitingxiashouzhongzhengzaixiezidedongzuo，meiyanyitiaobuyiweirandao：「wohaidangshishenmedashi，

niangzinimingxianeimexietianchanpuzi，haiyongweizheidianxiaoshifanxin。」

woheshangzhangbentanlekouqi：「fujunnizhizhiwojiachanpoduo，queconglaibuzhizheixiechanyeyouzhuanjiuyoukui，

yongrenguanshi，caimaibanyun，bujinyaohuafeiqiancai，haiyaofeixinfeili。」「zuoshengyidezongyouyingkui，

meirennengbaozhengyifanfengshun。」xusongzebashouzhongdebifangxia，

zoudaowoshenhoushuangshoubangworouzhejianyuqiguanqie：「weifuwochulenengnianjijushicihongniangzikaixin，

shengyichangdeshichubushangli，shiweifuwuneng。」wojiangzhangbenfanghuianshang，zhuanshenwozhutadeshuangshou，

taitouwangzhetamaiqiguanzilai：「youyishifujundaoshinengchushangjifenli。」「heshi？niangzijinguanfenfu。」

tawendao。「jinriwoyaochulibeichonghaideliangtian，zhipashimangbuguolaile，fushangdeguanzhangdelishunianshiyigao，

zheiliangrizhengqiaoyaotongdemaobingfanle，zheifushangdezhangluanzuoyituan，fujunnengfoubangwoliyili？」

shengfusuoyongzhiwudoushixieledanziyoufushangdejiapunazhedanziqucaimaide，hegegedianjiadezhang，。yiyueyijie。

daoleyuedigedianjiapaizherennazhedanjulaishengfujiezhang。xusongzeshidushuren，kanzhangbenduitalaishuobingbunan，

zheilizhangbuguoshirangtajingshou，rangtazhixiaosheicaishizhenzhengde“puzhanglangfei”。

tasuoyongdebimozhiyan、suochuanlingluochouduan、aichijiayaomeiweiyibibishiduoshaozhichu，zuijinwujiajihe。

yisuanxialaimeiyuetahuadeyinqianbianyouyiqianyuliang，

guangtashenshangyijianxiuzhemozhudeshujinbiangouxunchangbaixingjiniandehuaxiao。

taniangyonglaibushenziderencandadaojiqianliangyike，xiaodaojibailiangdeyanwo，

chidechuandedaidedoushihuadewodeyinzi。tamenmuzidehuaxiaobiqiwolaiyouguozhierbuji。renmayousherujiannan，

tazenmehaiganwogenqianshuowohuadeduo？buguoduilesantiandezhang，xusongzezaiyemeishuoguowobanjulangfei，

shenzhiqiaoqiaosuojianletamuqinyuanzhongdehuaxiao。yinziwoduodeshi，danyaoshinatianrangwobushunxinle，

woyejiubujitamenmuzilianghuale。4gangguozhongqiu，xusongzeshengleguan，yuwozheifuqiyezuodenongqingmiyide。

danmeishutanjirianfenjiri，laotaipoyoukaishizuoyaole。yongshanshi，laotaipotiqi，

yaojiangxusongzeyuanzailaojiadeyimuhebiaomeijielaihuaiyangcheng。yuanyoushiyifubingshi，

yimuhebiaomeizailaojiawuyiweisheng，yaolaihuaiyangchengtoukaofalejiadebiaogeyijia。wofangxiakuaizi，

shouqixiao：「ruoshiyimuhebiaomeilailehuaiyang，muqinkefouxianghaolejiyimuhebiaomeizuonafangmiandeyingsheng？」

laotaipolengleyixia，meiliaodaowozheibankaikou，yishijianqifenanjinglexialai。

wopomulianshangyemeiyoulexiao：「tamenmunvlaitouben，womenziranyaohaoshengzhaogu，

haiyaochuquzuonamenzideyingsheng？！jiuliuzaifulixiuyang！」wokankanlexusongze，taluchucuoedeshenqing，

taxianranyeshicaigangzhidao，woxinlibianyouledi。xiangyongwodeqianyangzhezheilianggehewowuqinwuguderen？

zuomengquba。wokankanlexusongzeguzuodanyou：「fushangdifanggouda，yimuhebiaomeikeyizanzuoxiuzheng，

keguanrendeneidianfenglu，zaitianshangliangkouren，pashiyaoleihuaileguanren。」

xusongzezhibuguoshiweijucongwupindezhizhouyuefengbuguoyibailiang，pingrihuaxiaoquankaowobutie，

rizijiuletadetongliaonanmianchaoxiaotachiruanfan。shejimingsheng，xusongzekailekou：「muqin，

yimuhebiaomeilaihuaiyangyishizaizuoshangyiba。」laotaipodiletou，buganzhengyankanwomen，woyouzhongbuhaodeyugan。

laotaipozhizhiwuwukailekou：「pashi...pashizheiliangriniyimuhebiaomeijiuyaodaole...niyimumingku，