xiandaiyanqingwen《weinanyouxiegetabaohonghoubeishuaiwozhongshengle》shigeweishuchongdebikanliangpin，zhujiaoqinweifuhongshandexingxiangbeikehuaderumusanfen，“xiaozhukuaipao”dadawenbixini，juqingshifenhaokan，gaishuwei：“neiyouzenmeyang？”yanqiandenanrentiaotiaomei，yilianwusuowei。hai......woxinzhongtanleyikouqi。yaoshishangbeizizaodianyujiandeshiyanzhiyu，wokenengdoubu……
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zaicizhengyan，wokandaoqianshidenanyoubunaidikanzhewo。
“nizheishougejiubunengxiekuaidianma？woneibiancuizheyao！wozaodianzhuangouqianwomencainengzaodianjiehuna！”
shuowanbudengwofanyingjiushuaimenerqu。
我放下手中的笔。
tashiwoshangbeizixianglianduoniandenanyou。
tashuoxiangyaozaiwutaishangchangge，wohuaqiandadianrangtazaixuanxiuzhongchutou；xiangyaochengweiyuanchuanggeshou，woqinzibangtaxiege，rangtagongchengmingjiu；xiangyaobaochidanshenrenshe，wodayingtabugongkai。
woweitafangqizizaideshenghuo，chuqianchuli，zuihouhuanlaidequeshifensimendewangbaoyijikanzhetahelvchazhulixiangyongdejieju。
erwotangzaibingchuangshang，wozhexianshibeilaheideshoujihanhenerzhong。
worengdiaoshouzhongdebi，aisheixiesheixie。
zhonghuoyishi，haixiangpualaoniang，zuomengni！
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“niweishenmehaimeifaguolai？”
“wodoushuolejizheyaolenimeitingqingchuma？”
“nibuhuiyiweiwangshangneixiedoushizhendeba？qingqingzhishiwodezhuli，woliangshiqingbaide，nibieluanxinneixieyaoyanhaoma？”
diertian，kanzheyinweiwochichibuhuifuerzhujianbaozaodexiaoxi，wokaozaidiaoyishanghezhexiangbin，meirenzhufachuchixiao。
shangbeizijiushiyinweizheigenanrendelianhongdaipianjiapua，wocaiweitadangniuzuomameirimeiyedijitaxiege。
banianguohou，zheinanrendahongdazidiweiwengu，sifenbanbiantiandeshihou，woyinweishenghuobuguilvdeleweiai，tayijiaobawochuaikai。
shenzhizaizongyishangtoutouanshi：“woqueshiyougexihuanlewobaniandefensi，congwogangchudaojiukaishizhichiwo。”
“womeicixiegedouhuihetajiaoliulinggan。”
“wozhidaotaxihuanlewobanian，danshihenbaoqianwokenengmeibanfahuiyingnideganqing。”
“yinweiwoyijingzhaodaolewoyishengzhongxiangyaopeibanderen。”
“xiabeiziwozailaibaodaniba。”
kanzheshoujipingmulitashenqingdemiankong，zhouweirendehuanhuqihongyijiconghoumianqiaoqiaozhanzaitabeihoudejiaoxiaokeaidezhuli。
wotangzaibingfang，niezheweiaiwanqidequezhendan，beiqixiaole。
ruguoyouxiabeizi，nihaishijixuhenideqinqinxiaozhulizaiyiqiba，bielaibaodawo。
jiusuandiexiashentan，duorushenyuan，yeqianwanbiefangshou。
jianwoyizhimeihuixiaoxi，annaibuzhudetazhongyudadianhuaguolai。
wotingzhe**congxiangqidaotingxia，youzaicixiangqi，youtingxia，zhidaopanduanchutakuaimeinaixinjixudadeshihou，zhongyujieqiledianhua。
“wei，nidaoditingbutingdedongwoshuode......”
“woshinimaazheimechongzheni?nishuoshawozuosha？”
wochezhesangzishengyinbitahaida。
“qinweinifashenmefeng，nizhibuzhidaozheicidexingewohualeduodaliqixuanchuan！”
“e，jiayou，kanhaoni，nizheimeniukendingnengxing！”
bujitafanyingdeshijian，guoduangualedianhua，laheiguanjiyitiaolong。
shoujisuishourengzaiditanshang，baoguopingbankaishizhuiwosiqianzaibingchuangshangkandaodeyibuju。
急死你，嘻嘻。
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砰砰砰！
zhuiwanjuxiuxiyihuierzhengzaikanxiaoshuodewotingjianmenkoudeqiaomenyunuhou：“nijiwokaimen，qinweinijuranhuansuo！”
yigerouruocierdeshengyinjinjiezhegenshang：“shangebieqi，huoxushiweiweijiebuxiaoxinbasuononghuailecaihuande。”
“tajiushiguyide。nibuzhidaotashinazhongrenma！”
tingzhetaliangshenyeraomin，wosuishoudadianhuajiaolebaoan，ranhouzaimaniangshengzhongkailemen。
“nihaizhidaolaikaimena，wohaiyiweinisilimianle!”
kanzheyanqianbaonudemanliantonghonghenbudeyiquandasiwodenanren，tashenhougenzhederouruowuguxiaobaihuayilianbuzantongdikanzhewo，wohuanhuangouqizuijiao。
“kanniliangzheijiashi，wohaiyiweishiwobazhanlenimendexinfangni？”
“ruguowomeijicuodehua，zheifangzihaoxiangshiwofumujiwoliuxiade，fangchanzhengshangxiedeshiwodemingziba？”
haimeidengfuhongshankaikou，xiaobailianzhulilianmangchushengjieshi：“bushideweiweijie，shangezhishidanxinnipanichushicaiguolaikannide。”
woyiweishenzhangdikanletayiyan，suihoulenglengdiduizheyanqianzheinanren：“haole，kanwanle，keyizoulema？”
“nishenmeyisiqinwei？ninanbuchengxianghewofenshou？”
“ng？”wotaotaoerduozuochubuganzhixindebiaoqing：“bushiba，womenyouzaiyiqiguoma？”
chajuewozhuangtaiyupingchangbutong，taculecumeinaixiaxingzishuo：“nibienaolehaobuhao，woshuoguodengwozhuangouqianwojiutuiquanhenijiehun。”
“woxianzaihouhuile，buxiangjiele，bukeyima？”
“woshuoguodengwoshiyewendinglezaigongbulianqingnizenmejiushibulijieni，xianzaigongbuwoliangdeyiqienulidoubaifeile。”
tayilianbukeliyu，rendingwoshiyinweimeiyouanquanganerhunao。
“bushidage，nitingbudong......”
wogangxiangfanbo，tingjianzhuanjiaochudediantifachu“di”deyisheng，wozhidaoyinggaishibaoanshanglaile，yushilimagaikou。
“woshuolewomenyijingfenshouleniweishenmezhuazhewobufang？nixianzaidaizhehuaiyundexiaosanshangmenweixiexiangyaoqiangzouwofumuliujiwodezuihoudefangzi，nizenmezheimehendexin！”woshijingqialezijiyiba，gengyandizhize。
jintianxiawukandegongdoujuxianxuexianyong，shengyinaizhuan，yuyinraoliang。
talianghaimeigaomingbaizenmehuishijiubeibaoanmentuozoule，linzouqianbaoandagehairangwobietainanguo。
tingzhefuhongshanhuiguoshendemanmayijixiaobailianwulidijieshi，wohuihuishoumusongtamenshangledianti，ranhouanxindiguanmenshuijue。
gentamenche，langfeishijian，zheizhongaibengdademazhajiubunengyongzhengchangshouduan。
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zuijinshoujikailefeixingmoshiguolejitianqingjingderizi。
zhidaonaibuzhuxialouliudashipengjianbaoandage，caizhidaotamenjiangneiduigounannvlieruleheimingdan，buyunxujinruxiaoqu。
jidagesonglejitiaoyanzuoweihuibao，dagechezhedasangmenpaipaixiongkoushuoyihouyoushihaizhaota。
kanzherilishangxianshidewuyueyiri，wozhuomozhechabuduole，guandiaolefeixingmoshi。
meilidanchulaidegezhongduanxinxiaoxi，dakaileweibo，dianjinfuhongshandezhuye。
“shangcitoulubushishuoshianlianzhutidema？weishenmebianchengzheizhongjiangzhikoushuige？”
“zheishuipingwoyiweihuanrenle，zenmehuizheimetu？”
“yigunongnongdexiangtufeng，shiwoduishangedeqidaitaigaole。”
“yingxiaozheimejiuwoyiweiyaofangduodagepao，meixiangdaojiuzheimegepi。”
“nimenyetaiguofenleba，zheishougemingminghenhaotinga？”
yushangyishidekuazanhebaohongjieranbutong，pinglunquliyipianmanma。
suiranhaiyouxiesifenjianshou，dandabufenchungemiyijilurenfenyijingfenfenpaolu。
heng......zheizhongchengdudangranhaibugou。
guandiaoweibo，wodachushujiyuxindehaomabolechuqu，**gangxiangjiubeijiele。
“nihaiyouliandadianhuaguolai？nizhidaonihaidewoyouduocanma！”
dianhualideshengyinzheneryulong。
wojiangshoujiliyuandian，xiaoshengdiqingqingsangzi：“duibuqi......womeiyouliaodao。womeiyouxiangzheimehaini，nizhidaowoyouduoaini。”
wojiazheshengyinnulizhuangweiqu。
“wozhishijuedenibutaizaiyiwoxiangyinqinidezhuyi......”
zheihuohaizhenbuhaogan，tingzhezijijiaorouzaozuodeshengyinwojiaozhidouzhuajinle。
“ni......”sihuxiangqishenme，tayaxianuhuo：“neinishuoyaozenmebuchangwo？”
“wojinizhongxinxieyishouba，bishangcineishouhaiyaohaoting。woyijingwanchengleyibanle，nijinwan......womenjinwanyuegedifangkeyixiankankan。”
turanxiangqitabeibaoandagelieruheimingdanle，bunengrangtaguolai，kebiejitafangchulai。
“neihao，jiuneigekafeitingjian，wanshangbadian。”
wotingchuleyazhibuzhudixiyue。
nenggoulijie，bijingwoxianzaishitafanshendeweiyijiumingdaocao。
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zuozaikafeidiankanzheshanshanlaichidaizhekouzhaodetayijishenhoudexiaobailianhenshiwuyu。
bushidage，nidouyouqiuyurenlehaibaipuni？
huoxuzhenjuedewokuiduiyuta，tayuqigaoao：“nachulaiba。”
tabianshangdexiaobailianrouroudixiaolexiaoquanta：“biejima，weiweijiexinkuneimejiuxiege，zheishiwojiweiweijieaodetang，weiweijieyaobuxianchangchang？。”
wenroudezeguairangfuhongshanjimianzidishouqijiazi，lvchadehuashuwuxiekeji。
好一副女主人的样。
“好呀。”
我笑着点头同意。
xiaozhulisihumeiliaodao，haiyiweiwohuinaoxiuchengnudijujue，lenglelengshen。
ranhoukuazhangyoubenzhuodejiangbaowengainingkai，daoleyibeizaigaizili，dijiwo。
wojiangshoushenguoqu，gangpengdaogaizi，haiweidengtasongshoujiujingjiaoyisheng，shunshoudafanlebaowengai。
yishunjianguntangmaoyandeyoutangsazaixiaozhulideshoushang，tatongdebiaoqingzhengning，renbuzhudama：“qinweiniganma！nishiguyide！”
“womeiyou......”
wozhuangzuobeihedaoleyilianwucuo，kanzheyanqiandenanrenxintengdiyongzhijitaca，xinlizaoyijinglekailehua。
shangbeizitongyangdehuashu，wobenbuxiangjieshouzheitangquebeifuhongshanmabuzhihaodai。
jieguoshenchuqudeshoubeiyoutangtangshang，zhengzhengbangeyuecaihao。
erfuhongshanmianduiwoduixiaozhulidezhiwenzhiyouyiju：“tabushiguyide，tajuedetangcaifangdeshou，nizijimeinawenguaishei？”
“nimenliangyaobuganjinquyiyuankankanba？”
我面色担忧地开口。
zhijianfuhongshanxintengdeyanshenturanninggu，xiayimiaozhuangzuomeishiyiban：“zheidiantangshanghaibuzhiyu，qingqingshoudezhu，haishixiankanxingeba。”
kanzhexiaozhuliyilianbukezhixindemoyang，wozhijuedehaoxiao。
dengzheba，zheinanrenweizhuangdemianmuhaiduozheni。
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kanzhejianguoxingehouxibuzishengdefuhongshandaizhemanlianyouyuandexiaozhulilikai，woqishenzoudaogebizhuozuoweishangzuoxia。
“baoqianrangninjiudengle。”
“meishi，nizhide。kuangqiewohaijianshilezheimeyichanghaoxi。”
yanqiandenanrenzhaixiakouzhao，luchuyizhangshuaidecanjuerenhuandelian。
“zenmeyantianwangbupabeirenchulai？”woxiaozhediaokan。
“neiyouzenmeyang？”yanqiandenanrentiaotiaomei，yilianwusuowei。
hai......woxinzhongtanleyikouqi。
yaoshishangbeizizaodianyujiandeshiyanzhiyu，wokenengdoubuhuilunluodaoneigexiachang。
doushiyangouredehuo！hairenhaiming，yihoukebunengzheiyangle。
zhenglihaoxinqing，wozhongxinkaikou：“tingshuonidexinzhuanjiyouyuteyaojiabinhezuozheiyihuanjie，buzhiwoshiyourongxingcanyu？”
“dangran，nindecaihuadajiadouyoumugongdu。”
woyouxiejingya：“womeifaguoyishouge。”
wozheiyaoqingtashikaozhefuhongshanyinlehezuorendemingshengfachude。
zhisuoyixiangxinta，shiyinweishangbeizidewosihouzaimubeipangpiaodanglehenjiu，wojianguofuhongshanhezhulizheiduixinrenjiaxingxingdeganxie，yejianguofuhongshanjiduanfensidezhouma。
kerangwoyihuodequeshizheiconglaimeijiaojideyantianwang，talaidaomubeiqianyijuhuayemeishuo，zhishisongleshuhua，zhanlexujiu。
“fuhongshanyongduanduanliangniandeshijiancongyigeyinlexiaobaichengweiyuanchuangxiaotianwang，zheihaixuyaoninqinzifagequzhengmingma？”
“haoba。”woyiweizheishimeirenzhidaodeshi，suoyiteyijiangtayuezaigebi，meixiangdaosihuyeneirenshidouxinzhiduming。
wonachuganggangyufuhongshantantaodege，jitakanlekan。
“haixing......”tachenyinpianke：“buguozheihaoxiangbushinizhenshideshuiping。”
“biru‘xiepingsheng’。”
‘xiepingsheng’shiwoweidaonianlishidefumuxiede，weiyiyishouchongmanlewozhenshiqinggandege。
wozhabazhabayan，congdoulitaochulingyizhangzhi。
zheisuanshiganggangneishoudegaopeile。
yanzhiyushixiao，shenshoujieguo。
buyihuiertaitou，yanzhongbengfazheguangmang，zantandao：“bukuishini。”
我写的霸总，活了
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