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xupengfeitaiqishouyuwangyuyilinbijiaorouruodejianbangshangzhaohuyixiazi。
zheimemeilidenvrenzongbunengyishanglaijiuwanglianshangzhaohuba！
ketademuguangchudaoneiliangheisededaxingyueyecheshi，beixiyinleyixiazi，taiqideshouyishiwanglewangxiapai。jiuzheimeshiquleyigepaidayuyilindehaoshiji。yihoutaderenshengzhongzaiyebuhuiyouzheizhongjihuile。
“zheishishenmeche？baqishibaqi！kewoconglaimeiyoujianguo！zenmejuedehenguini！”taxinlidigudao。
helianwendongdakaichemencongcheshangxialai，kanjianxupengfeijiangshoutaizaibankongzhongdeyangzi，tiaomeinuhe：“ganshenmenini？
bashoujiwofangxialai！nigandatanijiusidingle！”
xupengfeizhijuedezheigecongbuzhimingcheshangxialaideershiqibasuidenianqingrenshenshangtouzheyizhongshuobuchudeguiqi。tingletadehua，mominggandaoyizhongyali。bujuedebashoufanghuiqule。
“nishi……”tachiyizhe，conglaimeijianguozheiren。youkanlekantadeche，conglaimeijianguozheizhongche。
cishi，yuyilinyebeishifenguiqiyoubushibadaodehelianwendongjixiyinzhule。zhiyaoyanjingbuxia，dounengkanchulaizheishiyigeshenfenteshuderen。tadeqizhiwushuang。
buzhiweishenme，kanzhehelianwendong，tabuyoudexiangdaolezijineigefeiwujiefu：qinli。
paokaiqitayiqieyinsubushuo，maosizhiyouneiqinlideqizhiheqishinengyuyanqianzhirenpimei。
ruoguanglunlianpangdehua，wuyihaishiqinlishengchuyichou！neijiahuo，zhangdegenbenjiushiqiaoduotiangong，guifushendaodiaokechulaideyiyang。jueduishizaowuzhujingxinzhizaochulaide。
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zheiyoutingjiantamatafeiwu，bujinshifennaohuo。
cishi，yuxinyecongcheshangxialaile。zouguolaile，jianzhuang，duixupengfeijinggaodao：“nibuyaoduiwomeimeizheimexiong！
nizhidaozheiweixianshengshisheima？takeshihe……”
“嘘！”
helianwendongjishijiangyigenshouzhitoushuzaizuichunshang，shiyitabuyaojiangzijidemingzishuochulai，bai.xiganjingdemianshangyouxielengxiaodao，“buyaosuibianbawodemingzishuochulai，miandehehuaileta！”
“嗯！”
yuxinguaiqiaodedianlediantou，wangzhehelianwendongdemuguang，genbenyanshibuzhuchongbai。
“nidaodishishei？jianghuazenmezheimekuang？”
xupengfeiduoshaobeiduifangdehuayujizhenleyixiazi。yibanrenjiangbuchulaizheihua。guanjianshizijiliantazuodeshishenmechedoubuzhidao。
zaishehuishanghun，zaoyijingxiguanlexiancongduifangdezuojiashangqupanduan！ruguobushizijidangzheguanxuyaodidiao，zaojiumaiyiliangbinlile。
congjiazhisanbaiwandedingpeihuitengshangxialaiyiweichuanheiyifuderen，yinggaishixupengfeidesiji，zouguolaijiangshoufuzaixupengfeideerduoshang，qiaoshengshuo：“tazheiliangcheshikaermanguowang！quanqiu**10liang。yaomaiyiliangzheizhongche，juebuhuishaoyu2000wan！”
shuodexupengfeidaoxiyikouliangqi，mashanganziweigangcaizijirenzhuleermeiyoumaofanzheigeguiqibirendenianqingrenerqingxing。
youyouyigerenzouguolai，fuzaixupengfeideerduopangxiaoshengshuo：“zheiweiyinggaishihelianwendong！”
“shenme？helianwendong？”xupengfeilimashoudaoleju.dadezhenjing。
yitazheizhongdiweideren，zenmekenengbuzhidaohelianwendonglaiqiyuanshiyaotouzi2000yideshiqing。
danzhiwenqimingbujianqiren。meixiangdao，jinrijiandaole，zheirenpaitouguoranbufan。tazheizhongguiqi，zhinengshitianshengde，sheixiangzhuangyezhuangbuchulai。
yuyilinshuo：“jiejie！tashuoxixibataerzideliannaohuale，wenwoyaoshuofani！”
“yuanlainijiushineigesuoweidedarenwu！shoushangyoudianquanli，jiuweibiyoueryuankaichuxiaoxixideneigerena！”
budengyuxinshuoshenme，helianwendongqibudayichulai，qiangxianchaozhexupengfeizaicilishenghechile，“yaogelianmanihai！zheimedagerenle，genyigexiaopengyoujijiao！”
guangchaotahaixianbuguoyin，helianwendonghaishangshoule。liangbuchongguoqu。jiangzijishouxuecangbaidedashougaizailexupengfeidelianshang，kuaibazhengzhanglianjitagaiquanle，ranhoushijingwangqianyitui，jiangduifangjituilegelieju，toumengdiwanghouyiyang，haobulangbei。
“nishiduodageguan？baochulai！rangwolinglveyixianideguanwei！”helianwendongnuhe。
xupengfeidizhegetou，genbenbuganfahuo。dangzhidaolezheigerenshihelianwendong，tataizhidaoyiweizheshenmele。
“niwennierzimeiyou？xixiweishenmenaotadelian？”yuxinshuo。
youhelianwendonglaizheiyichu，shuobugandaoyangmeituqishijiade。
xingkuishihelianwendonglaile，ruohuanchengbieren，tashizaixiangxiangbuchuhainengyousheilailenengdadaozheizhongxiaoguo，rangzheigekelingshengzunyoueryuanguanmendedarenwuliangepidoubuganfang。
xupengfeiditoubuyu。tataiqingchuzijideerzile。bierenjiadehaizinaotaerzi，kendingshitajiaerzideyuanyin。tadeerzifeiyangbahuguanle。
“banierzijiwocongcheshangjiaoxialai，yihuierjixiaoxixidaoqian！”helianwendongchongtaminglingdao。
“是！”
xupengfeizhuanguoshen，qudingpeihuitengshangjiaozijideerziqule。
yuyilinshuo：“doudaoxianzaile，youeryuanlisuoyoudehaizidouzou.guangle，weidubujianxixichulai！
gangcaijiyuanzhangdadianhuale，doushilaifenzhongguoqule，zenmehaimeibaxixisongchulai？”
yuxinyiting，liansebianle，turanyouyizhongbuhaodeyugan。
“xixi！”tahandeshengdiaodoubianle。limawangqianchongzhe，yaoqinzijinquyoueryuanchakan。
youhelianwendongzheizhongrenzaizheier。anbaorenyuanmudulegangcaifashengdeyiqie，suibuzhihelianwendongshishei，danzhidaojueduibunengre！naganzulanyuxinjinyuan。
helianwendongheyuyilinmashanggenshangqu，genyuxinyiqijindaoleyoueryuanneibu。
“nimenshishei？sheirangnimenjinlaide？”
gezhechuanghu，yuanzhangkanjianchuangjinleyuanlisanweijunnanmeinv。bingyiyanrenchuleliangweimeinvjiushiqinxixidemamaheeryi。
bijingbarenjiadehaizinongbujianle，zheizhaoshangmenlai，kendingwentayaohaizi。hedetabuqing。danhaishizhuangzuohenyansudeyangzi，congbangongshilichongchuqu，laidaoyuanzili，chongsanweinannvwaiqiangzhonggandehechidao。
tahaixiangzaituoyanyihuierni！
“zenmebunengjinle？womenjinlaizhaohaizi！”helianwendongqiangzaierweimeinvqiantou，chaoyuanzhangyingguoqu。
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“qinxixita……”yuanzhangyouyouyuyude，buganshuochukou。
“xixidaodizenmele！？”yuxinpaoxiao，xiangyitoufennudemushi，yuchongshangqu，danbeiyuyilinjilouzhuyaodelanzhule。
“jie，nibietaijidong！zheiweigegeyounenglijizanmenjiejue！”yuyilinyijingkanchulailehelianwendongbushiyibanren，juyouhenqiangdejiejuewentidenengli。
“说！”
helianwendongchongyuanzhangfachudihou。yishuangshensuiqiheideyanmouliyijingchongchizhejifenweixiandeqixi。
“ta……tabujianle！woshizhendebuzhidaotashizenmebujiande！”fangfowangzheyeshouzhitong，yuanzhangdeyalitaidale，jihudadaolebengkuidebianyuan，zaiyebengbuzhu，zhongyushuochulaile。
“shenme，xixibujianle！？”yuxinzhijuedeyanqianyihei，shizaishoubulezheizhongdaji，dangchanghunjueguoqule。
“kuaiqiatarenzhong！”helianwendonghedao。
yijinghenhuangzhangledeyuyilinbaochizhezuihoudeyifenzhending，jiangyuxinzaipuzhejiacaopingdedimianshangfangdaoxialai，jiangzhangzhezhangzhijiadeshoubuzhudeqiataderenzhong，kouzhongbuzhudehuanzhe：“jiejie！jiejie！”xiangqixiaoxixibujianle，zuoweiyidetahenshixintong，bujinleiruyuxia。
“nizheigehunzhangwanyier！renjiabahaizijiaojini，nishizenmejiguanlide？haibahaizinongbujianle！”
helianwendongqinaowubi，chongguoqu，zhangshoulunbeide，chaoyuanzhangyizhongbanbiandepangfanglianshanghenhenchouleyibazhang。jiangtajichoudeyigelieju，jiashangtabuxiangzhanzhele，jiugancuizuozaidishangaoaodakuqilai。
“nihaihaoyisiaozheimexiang！”
helianwendongtaijiaochaotamianmenshanghenhenduoleyijiaoyou。dangjibabixuejitaduochulaile。bixueliudehuahuade。
“a！yaoda.sirenle！”jiandaozijiliuzheimexue，yuanzhangshazhubandekejinghao。
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……
zaibuzhiming，buzhiju**zhidemoujianmishinei，liangzhedengguang。
zaiyizhangkuhuangsedechongmanniandaigandedazhuozishang，xiaoxixijiuguozhebabaneijiazhibufeidedayizhengtangzaizhuozishang，yijingtianjingdeshuizhele。xiaolianshanghaiguazheyizhongdaibiaoxingfudeweixiao。
qinlijiuzaizhuoziqianzhanzhe，quejiduyinchenzhe，naizhitieqingzheyizhanglian。
zaitadepangbian，shiyigehuxutoufaquanbailede，danpifuquebuqizhouzhe，biaozhundehefatongyandebuyilaoren。
“xiansheng，ninsuandekezhun？”
laozhenianzheyinbaisedehuxu，lvekuxiaodao：“li，woruosuandebuzhundehua，niyebuhuiqianlaizhaowole，duiba？”
qinlimomodidianlediantou。
“wulunshikanmianxiang，haishigenjutadeshengchenbazilaibusuan，tadoushiyaozhedeming。zheimepiaoliangdexiaonvhai，jianzhishishangdizengyunideliwu。kemeiliyouduanzandeliwu。
li，zenmeban？”laozhefandaowenqileqinli。
“nengbunengsuanchulaitajianghuishizenmeside？”qinlijincuzhemeiyu，wen。
“neiwozhendesuanbuchulai！ruonengsuanchulaijiuhaole！yinggaikeyibimian。guanjianshisuanbuchulai！
tashentizhuangkuangbenwuyang，youxionggua。si，kendingshibeirenhaiside！”buyilaozhehenyouxiewunaidao。
“neidaodigaizenmebimian！？”qinliyanjingxunsuhongle，dihou。
“li，bufangyongkelongjishushishi！kelongchuyigeta。
rangkelongrendaitixiaonvhaishouzai，bushiweiyigebanfa！danwobuganbaozhengbaifenzhibaiyouyong！”
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